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Title: More From The Internet
Post by: Juruth on July 24, 2013, 12:16:57 PM
"It was early March when I finally got a response to my ad. I turned on the answering machine and heard a rather gruff voice instructing me to cut all ties with my family and friends. I was told to go for a walk down Sycamore Street and light a cigarette when I got in front of the television store and a white cargo van would pull up and I would get in the back no questions asked. Well, I did what I was told and I was put in the van and blindfolded and secured. The trip in the van was quite long. Finally the van stopped and I was hustled out and the blindfold wasn't taken off until I was in a dark damp cellar with this bear of a man chaining me up to the bare cement wall. He cut my clothes off with a machete so there I was shackled and nude. I was fed a diet of human excrement and urine for days on end. I was sodomized several times a day, usually by my keeper but sometimes these biker looking guys came in and really let me have it. After a week of this I became very ill from the steady diet of human waste. I think my keeper sensed it and he started feeding me clean water and a variety of canned meats. Deviled Ham was my favorite."
Title: Re: More From The Internet
Post by: bradistani on July 24, 2013, 01:23:48 PM
wow!  :o



 ;D
Title: Re: More From The Internet
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 24, 2013, 01:41:09 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not a homosexual...  I do really enjoy these though.  :-\
Title: Re: More From The Internet
Post by: Karl Kox on July 24, 2013, 01:41:54 PM
WTF is this?  It sure does make me hungry.
Title: Re: More From The Internet
Post by: _bruce_ on July 24, 2013, 02:01:40 PM
The one and only  ;D
Title: Re: More From The Internet
Post by: bradistani on July 24, 2013, 02:05:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not a homosexual...  I do really enjoy these though.  :-\

do you get some 'movement' whilst reading  ???