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Title: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:15:17 PM
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 29, 2013, 04:22:55 PM
All I see are two pairs of juicy tits.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Skeletor on July 29, 2013, 04:23:34 PM
All I see are two pairs of juicy tits.

I also spotted an ass to the left of the picture.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: TrueGrit on July 29, 2013, 04:24:13 PM
Big Ach needs to get back on the sauce prohormones
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:36:12 PM
It's the pool party "no one" was going to, there doesn't seem to be any photos of him on the website.
Just regular people having a good time, no sign of ageing shredded guys with a bottle of distilled water and a pocket full of diuretics.

May be he mistimed his peak and couldn't go.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: TrueGrit on July 29, 2013, 04:37:18 PM
Is that Jim Carey or Dexter in the red shirt?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 04:38:07 PM
Spotted myself on the right on an old beer ad
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: O.Z. on July 29, 2013, 04:44:59 PM
It's the pool party "no one" was going to, there doesn't seem to be any photos of him on the website.
Just regular people having a good time, no sign of ageing shredded guys with a bottle of distilled water and a pocket full of diuretics.

May be he mistimed his peak and couldn't go.


sparky get ready for another destruction 8)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:46:21 PM

sparky get ready for another destruction 8)

I wait with bated breath.   ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:48:31 PM
http://cabanapoolbar.com/photo-albums/sunday-july-28th-2013-hedkandi

You can check the pictures here, they didnt seem to think he was good looking enough to take his picture.

Then again
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/143.jpg)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 04:50:19 PM
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(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9875.jpg)
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9814.jpg)

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Andre was found, Destroying the Scenery
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:53:14 PM
Can you imagine a 42 year old man ripped to the bone walking around there?
Its a bit like this
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: O.Z. on July 29, 2013, 04:53:31 PM
http://cabanapoolbar.com/photo-albums/sunday-july-28th-2013-hedkandi

You can check the pictures here, they didnt seem to think he was good looking enough to take his picture.

Then again
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/143.jpg)


nice place and a lot of good looking sluts
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 04:54:14 PM
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 04:55:50 PM
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: O.Z. on July 29, 2013, 04:56:09 PM
Can you imagine a 42 year old man ripped to the bone walking around there?
Its a bit like this



LOL I used to see dirty old men in the clubs like this one on regular basis. They just don't care. He will probably wake up in the morning wondering where his wallet&watch are.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:56:28 PM
Any sign of a man with no skin yet?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Psychopath on July 29, 2013, 04:57:07 PM
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Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 04:58:58 PM
(http://oi41.tinypic.com/kbbpz9.jpg)

Actually, that might be "no one" pissed and sulking because he missed his peak.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: TrueGrit on July 29, 2013, 05:02:36 PM
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Dexter
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 05:03:07 PM
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Great body on blue tiger stripes two piece bikini brunette
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
Can someone photo shop a picture of Cutler's wife hanging out with all those chicks and send it to Jay saying "wish you were here".lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:39:06 PM
Can someone photo shop a picture of Cutler's wife hanging out with all those chicks and send it to Jay saying "wish you were here".lol

This one?
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/tarponpride09/34430_432551086698_631891698_5305506_2538120_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: AbrahamG on July 29, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
This one?
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m314/tarponpride09/34430_432551086698_631891698_5305506_2538120_n.jpg)

I heard that she's been on a black cox bender since Jay dumped her.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Quickerblade on July 29, 2013, 06:47:07 PM
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its that guy that will fuck the most girls there.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 29, 2013, 06:47:56 PM
Where is this? It looks like a Vegas party, but the background suggests otherwise.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 06:55:35 PM

holy fuck bro.

I'm that far in your head you google search the pool party I said I'm going to and scroll thru countelees photos to find one of me hahahahaha omg

you sir, are a fucking LOSER!

keep up the good work, sparky.

hahahaha what a tit.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 06:56:55 PM

sparky get ready for another destruction 8)

:D

Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 06:58:18 PM
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9852.jpg)

Great body on tiger stripes girl


this was the group in the cabana next to ours.

the chick in the dark tiger strip bottoms had a very good ass.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:59:34 PM
  Congrats No one!
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM

nice place and a lot of good looking sluts

ukjeff wouldn't attend such a function.

he's happy to prance around in the garden, hitting different 'poses' while his wife (or boyfriend?) furiously snaps away with the Kodak so he can post pics for the boys at GB.

hahahaha what a tool this guy is. only one who can't see it is him. :D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:04:11 PM
UKjeff just did a Carl Lewis long jump over the line into "creepy"
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Quickerblade on July 29, 2013, 07:16:27 PM
yah hes patiently waiting till they drunk enough and then he will hit them vulture style ;D

noone, you been there?damn i would have done things there ;D ;D

absolutely his just scoping out which girl is drinking the most, who is stumbling, he has plans.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 07:27:56 PM
yah hes patiently waiting till they drunk enough and then he will hit them vulture style ;D

noone, you been there?damn i would have done things there ;D ;D

ya was there this weekend for a friends bday.

prolly close to 2500-3k people there. it's a good venue. they did it right. good vibe/good people not a lot of sketch or pretention just real people having fun. :)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:33:04 PM
ya was there this weekend for a friends bday.

prolly close to 2500-3k people there. it's a good venue. they did it right. good vibe/good people not a lot of sketch or pretention just real people having fun. :)

Were you bottoming again for the night?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:33:24 PM
ya was there this weekend for a friends bday.

prolly close to 2500-3k people there. it's a good venue. they did it right. good vibe/good people not a lot of sketch or pretention just real people having fun. :)

How was the coke/molly ? ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 29, 2013, 07:35:32 PM
I heard that she's been on a black cox bender since Jay dumped her.

My cock is white....
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 07:37:21 PM
How was the coke/molly ? ;D

I'm not a coke guy. never 'got' the high, you know?

my buddy was there with some good chocolate m. gave me two. didn't do either. was sober all day. weird thing I used to party hard- xfactor can attest to this lol- but lately I've had no desire to party like that. I have as much fun or more just enjoying the day and having good conversation.

Jesus. what's happened to me? :D

Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on July 29, 2013, 07:38:56 PM
I'm not a coke guy. never 'got' the high, you know?

my buddy was there with some good chocolate m. gave me two. didn't do either. was sober all day. weird thing I used to party hard- xfactor can attest to this lol- but lately I've had no desire to party like that. I have as much fun or more just enjoying the day and having good conversation.

Jesus. what's happened to me? :D



You know you'll be suffering for a week now that's why lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 07:46:51 PM
You know you'll be suffering for a week now that's why lol

hahaha yessir as you know there's def that to contend with. :D

Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 29, 2013, 07:47:20 PM
(http://oi41.tinypic.com/kbbpz9.jpg)

I'd eat that little JAP in the orange until her mother begged me to stop....
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2013, 07:49:13 PM
You know you'll be suffering for a week now that's why lol
ding ding ding.

everytime I look at booze or coke, k instantly think of the next several days of hell. No thanks.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: njflex on July 29, 2013, 07:52:31 PM
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(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9882.jpg)
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9879.jpg)

2nd pic cleanest natural and dj181 scouring for some fresh broads to pounce on,,,
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: AbrahamG on July 29, 2013, 07:56:32 PM
My cock is white....

I'll have to check my sources.  LOL.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: doison on July 29, 2013, 08:02:25 PM
http://cabanapoolbar.com/photo-albums/sunday-july-28th-2013-hedkandi

You can check the pictures here, they didnt seem to think he was good looking enough to take his picture.

Then again
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/143.jpg)

Jesus Christ that is a massive noggin.  It's burdensome to even look at. 
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 29, 2013, 08:10:37 PM
Jesus Christ that is a massive noggin.  It's burdensome to even look at. 

actually the guy owns the place. and a few other clubs in the city.

haha normally I skip over his posts so I missed it at first but I see ukbozo somehow manages to stick his foot in his mouth yet again.

while ukbeth is living the exciting life he must have, this guy is, well, not living the exciting life ukbeth has. lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 29, 2013, 08:16:42 PM
So far No One easily blows away everyone ese physique wise from these pics, no homo
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 08:22:43 PM

this was the group in the cabana next to ours.

the chick in the dark tiger strip bottoms had a very good ass.

Got a pic? :D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: doison on July 29, 2013, 08:24:37 PM
So far No One easily blows away everyone ese physique wise from these pics, no homo

Keep your head on a swivel--you'll find him stud
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: MikMaq on July 29, 2013, 08:33:31 PM
where the fuck in toronto is this it looks like it's near the beaches but that makes no sense.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 11:30:18 PM
holy fuck bro.

I'm that far in your head you google search the pool party I said I'm going to and scroll thru countelees photos to find one of me hahahahaha omg

you sir, are a fucking LOSER!

keep up the good work, sparky.

hahahaha what a tit.
Didnt you feel a bit out of place there?
A 42 year old guy where the average age is about 20?
Not one photo of you?
I wonder why?
I would have thought they would have been tripping over themselves to get your photo to advertise their party.
A cool handsome stallion like you, surely they wouldnt want to miss out on that opportunity.

Or did they ask you when you had "spilled over"   ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 11:34:52 PM
  Which pic is of No one?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 11:36:09 PM
  Which pic is of No one?
None, they didnt think him worthy of taking one.
They just wanted pics of regular good looking people to advertise the party.
Not wild eyed gaunt 42 year old screaming skulls.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: dj181 on July 29, 2013, 11:47:29 PM
ukjeff wouldn't attend such a function.

he's happy to prance around in the garden, hitting different 'poses' while his wife (or boyfriend?) furiously snaps away with the Kodak so he can post pics for the boys at GB.

hahahaha what a tool this guy is. only one who can't see it is him. :D

lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 29, 2013, 11:53:20 PM
ukjeff wouldn't attend such a function.

he's happy to prance around in the garden, hitting different 'poses' while his wife (or boyfriend?) furiously snaps away with the Kodak so he can post pics for the boys at GB.

hahahaha what a tool this guy is. only one who can't see it is him. :D

Its called social awareness my friend, people with narcissistic personality disorder don't possess this trait, they believe its acceptable to be anywhere as they are the centre of the universe.
WTF does a 42 year old man have in common with the people at that party?
(http://www.chineseinvegas.com/bbs/attachments/month_1109/11092013496b30d1dedb46de53.jpg)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 30, 2013, 12:20:05 AM
  Ouch
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: phreak on July 30, 2013, 01:04:18 AM
'No one' is so deep in UKJeff's head, his hypothalamus is considering a restraining order.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 30, 2013, 02:10:11 AM
'No one' is so deep in UKJeff's head, his hypothalamus is considering a restraining order.

psssttt...........in case you missed it, I have said quite a few times now......Im..Trolling... Him.    ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: phreak on July 30, 2013, 02:41:55 AM
psssttt...........in case you missed it, I have said quite a few times now......Im..Trolling... Him.    ;)

Big deal. Is anyone here actually serious?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 30, 2013, 03:09:07 AM
Big deal. Is anyone here actually serious?
Some are so serious you wouldn't believe it.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 06:45:07 AM
ukbeth typically plays the trolling card when called out for creepy behaviour.

see, when you take time out of your day and personal life to do a google search of a party for pics of a guy who lives around the world from you, that's not trolling lol that's called obsession.

I impact your daily life bro. a guy you'll never meet or know who's said a pile of derogatory comments about you, and made you look like a clown, has taken up so much room in your head your spending 'real life' time on me. hahahaha

woooooooow what's it like being so weak and easily manipulated. do you dream of me at night as well, fatboy?

keep up the good great work, sparky! :D

Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 06:47:00 AM
'No one' is so deep in UKJeff's head, his hypothalamus is considering a restraining order.

hahaha no shit I should be paying rent but its all unused space anyway.

:D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 07:08:21 AM
where the fuck in toronto is this it looks like it's near the beaches but that makes no sense.

the docks/ sound academy.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 30, 2013, 01:09:13 PM
ukbeth typically plays the trolling card when called out for creepy behaviour.

see, when you take time out of your day and personal life to do a google search of a party for pics of a guy who lives around the world from you, that's not trolling lol that's called obsession.

I impact your daily life bro. a guy you'll never meet or know who's said a pile of derogatory comments about you, and made you look like a clown, has taken up so much room in your head your spending 'real life' time on me. hahahaha

woooooooow what's it like being so weak and easily manipulated. do you dream of me at night as well, fatboy?

keep up the good great work, sparky! :D



And yet here you are still responding.
How long do you think it took to find those pictures?
5 minutes maximum.
Yeah, real time out of my day that was.
You still keep skirting around the fact your photo isnt there.

Killing you that they didnt ask to take your pic isnt it.   ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Deutsch on July 30, 2013, 01:16:30 PM
Its not about how long it took you...the mere fact you went looking speaks volumes.  1 minute, 2 minutes - 10 minutes.

I like you Jeff, but WTF.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 01:16:50 PM
they don't 'ask' to take your pic, star.

they walk up with a camera, and a 'may I?' expression.

to which I always say 'no'.

of course you would have used this opportunity to wedge your shorts up the crack of your ass, polish up your gold chain and crack off some poses. but not all of us reek of insecurity and stalkerish obsessive tendencies brought on by hurt feelings. :D

keep justifying to yourself your behaviour is normal bro. lol you fucking weirdo.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 01:19:20 PM
Its not about how long it took you...the mere fact you went looking speaks volumes.  1 minute, 2 minutes - 10 minutes.

I like you Jeff, but WTF.

right?!?

creepy. lol holy fuck.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: hench on July 30, 2013, 03:21:45 PM
labrada looks emaciated here.
Jesus Christ that is a massive noggin.  It's burdensome to even look at. 
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 30, 2013, 03:25:33 PM
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9838.jpg)

It's the guy with the blue sunglasses.  He's not wearing a shirt and he is such a twink he is being out-massed by the woman on the right. 
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 30, 2013, 10:33:20 PM
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they don't 'ask' to take your pic, star.

they walk up with a camera, and a 'may I?' expression.

to which I always say 'no'.

Of course you do, you spend three days prepping getting ready to go and the opportunity arises to have all your efforts photographed and displayed on a website for people to see and you refuse?

I think you missed your peak.  ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 10:37:14 PM
I've finally figured out who Ukbeth reminds me of....it's been on the tip of my tongue and I finally realized it!

Ready?




VINCE BASILLE!

The similiarities are astounding. Both old, senile has-beens  obsessed with very strange issues and beefs with anonymous forum members, (oh I mean just trolling, not real beef.)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2013, 10:40:28 PM
I'm too old for these pool-parties anyways...

(http://media.aintitcool.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/8982/original/BTSthekeepbig.jpg?1347301465)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 12:30:23 AM
I've finally figured out who Ukbeth reminds me of....it's been on the tip of my tongue and I finally realized it!

Ready?




VINCE BASILLE!

The similiarities are astounding. Both old, senile has-beens  obsessed with very strange issues and beefs with anonymous forum members, (oh I mean just trolling, not real beef.)

Cheers, my goal is to get inside peoples heads, glad you spend time thinking about me.
TBH I have never given you a second thought, maybe I will now.   ;)

As for being a "has been" wait until Sept  ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2013, 01:35:24 AM
Photos like these make me fucking wish i lived somewhere warm where things like these take place.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
Photos like these make me fucking wish i lived somewhere warm where things like these take place.


Even if you go upstairs from the basement, you'll gain a few degrees bro.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2013, 02:10:58 AM
Even if you go upstairs from the basement, you'll gain a few degrees bro.

Haha we have actually had a good run of hot weather here in england, but blyth beach just dosent cut it compared to usa ect.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on July 31, 2013, 03:02:41 AM
Photos like these make me fucking wish i lived somewhere warm where things like these take place.


lol @ somewhere warm

Toronto weather is arctic like and nice for a few weeks throughout the whole year. Definitely worth checking out during the summer though ....
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2013, 03:13:00 AM
Haha we have actually had a good run of hot weather here in england, but blyth beach just dosent cut it compared to usa ect.

Lol shit didn't realise you were all the way up near the Tyne, northumberland isn't known for it's pool parties  ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 31, 2013, 03:16:18 AM
Note for the future: Invite a bitch for a pool-party in mid-december. Let her know you don"t have a pool. If she shows up in a bikini, you might probably be in.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2013, 03:24:36 AM
Lol shit didn't realise you were all the way up near the Tyne, northumberland isn't known for it's pool parties  ;D

lol we very rarely see the sun up here.
I know of only one outdoor pool, its on whitley bay seafront and its completley full of rocks.
Closest thing we had to an outdoor pool was swimming in humford dam as teenagers ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 04:17:04 AM
I've finally figured out who Ukbeth reminds me of....it's been on the tip of my tongue and I finally realized it!

Ready?




VINCE BASILLE!

The similiarities are astounding. Both old, senile has-beens  obsessed with very strange issues and beefs with anonymous forum members, (oh I mean just trolling, not real beef.)

this guy is a disaster bro.

im just trying to get into peoples heads he says, meanwhile he spends hours online looking for pics of board members in an attempt at ownage? and this is a 48 year old 'man', not a 18 year old kid. what a fucking LOSER. hoooooleeeee fuck great life you got going on there, sparkles!

this whole thread is a tribute to ownage- albeit self ownage.

what a fucking putz. lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
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this guy is a disaster bro.
Lol..you know absolutly nothing about me to base that opinion.
Do you really think I am anything like the persona I use on this forum?

Lol at your inability to distinguish between the internet and reality.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 04:38:48 AM
this guy is a disaster bro.

im just trying to get into peoples heads he says, meanwhile he spends hours online looking for pics of board members in an attempt at ownage? and this is a 48 year old 'man', not a 18 year old kid. what a fucking LOSER. hoooooleeeee fuck great life you got going on there, sparkles!

this whole thread is a tribute to ownage- albeit self ownage.

what a fucking putz. lol

sparkles  ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 04:42:48 AM
Quote
what a fucking putz. lol
I looked up "putz" in the dictionary, heres what it says

A 42 year old man who spends 3 days preping to go to a pool party attended by 18-25 year old people.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on July 31, 2013, 06:58:05 AM
I looked up "putz" in the dictionary, heres what it says

A 42 year old man who spends 3 days preping to go to a pool party attended by 18-25 year old people.

Doing the same thing to get on stage for a plastic trophy and to be gawked at by strange men seems even more ridiculous(gay) to me.

Only in your mind is looking your best for young fresh 20 year old pussy a bad thing. lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: njflex on July 31, 2013, 08:00:57 AM
Doing the same thing to get on stage for a plastic trophy and to be gawked at by strange men seems even more ridiculous(gay) to me.

Only in your mind is looking your best for young fresh 20 year old pussy a bad thing. lol
TOUCHE`
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 08:33:48 AM
Doing the same thing to get on stage for a plastic trophy and to be gawked at by strange men seems even more ridiculous(gay) to me.

Only in your mind is looking your best for young fresh 20 year old pussy a bad thing. lol
Its OK 'no one' has done both, but at 42 chasing after 20 year old pussy....thats just creepy.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: dj181 on July 31, 2013, 08:38:10 AM
Its OK 'no one' has done both, but at 42 chasing after 20 year old pussy....thats just creepy.

translation=i'm a jealous bitch coz i can't land young trim
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: njflex on July 31, 2013, 08:39:22 AM
translation=i'm a jealous bitch coz i can't land young trim
DAYUM,,,
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on July 31, 2013, 09:00:59 AM
translation=i'm a jealous bitch coz i can't land young trim

lol

Its OK 'no one' has done both, but at 42 chasing after 20 year old pussy....thats just creepy.

I'm sure no one doesn't have to do much chasing at all.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: phreak on July 31, 2013, 09:20:47 AM
at 42 chasing after 20 year old pussy....thats just creepy.
(http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i54/5/8/24/frabz-oh-hell-no-you-did-not-say-that-fa45e2.jpg)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 09:27:02 AM
Trolling.....ok then.

You'll see UKjeffs head peering in your window, and when you fly out the front door with a baseball bat..... he'll say "relax man.....I'm just trolling you"   ::)

Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 31, 2013, 09:41:51 AM
Trolling.....ok then.

You'll see UKjeffs head peering in your window, and when you fly out the front door with a baseball bat..... he'll say "relax man.....I'm just trolling you"   ::)



 ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2013, 09:52:50 AM
Ugayjeff is funnier and a better poster when he isnt relentlessly trolling the same poster.
It doubt hes ever serious and is just having a laugh although it does look obsessive sometime.
Seems a decent enough bloke and id go over to his garage to drink beer and work out on the chest expanders on a saturday evening (no homo)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 10:01:42 AM
translation=i'm a jealous bitch coz i can't land young trim

stfu you ugly hook nose cu nt  :-*
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 10:09:30 AM
stfu you ugly hook nose cu nt  :-*

Seriously. ...dj needs to stop with the stud act. ...we have all seen his face.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 10:10:59 AM
Seriously. ...dj needs to stop with the stud act. ...we have all seen his face.

he is the ugliest cu nt in the history of this board

its clear from his posts that even his hand knocks him back
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 10:20:23 AM
Ugayjeff is funnier and a better poster when he isnt relentlessly trolling the same poster.
It doubt hes ever serious and is just having a laugh although it does look obsessive sometime.
Seems a decent enough bloke and id go over to his garage to drink beer and work out on the chest expanders on a saturday evening (no homo)

Im considering giving "no one" a break.
He's just flailing around now trying to troll me, its a bit embarrassing for him.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 31, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
Im considering giving "no one" a break.
He's just flailing around now trying to troll me, its a bit embarrassing for him.

LOL stop.   Come on now -  this thread alone is a huge embarrassment 
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 10:25:55 AM
LOL stop.   Come on now -  this thread alone is a huge embarrassment 

would you have classed it as being in the navy if you had gone  :D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 10:26:49 AM
would you have classed it as being in the navy if you had gone  :D
Fucking brilliant.  ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: missile on July 31, 2013, 10:30:13 AM
I heard that she's been on a black cox bender since Jay dumped her.

Abraham the pedophile muslim negro, lol you interested in WOMEN?  I thought you just like little white girls.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 10:41:05 AM
he is the ugliest cu nt in the history of this board

its clear from his posts that even his hand knocks him back

He makes me ill.   40 year old man drooling all over every thread about 18 year old girls
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 10:42:36 AM
He makes me ill.   40 year old man drooling all over every thread about 18 year old girls

i admit i threw up the first time he posted a pic

i showed it to my wife who had to go to counselling

he belongs in a circus
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: XFACTOR on July 31, 2013, 10:45:23 AM

this was the group in the cabana next to ours.

the chick in the dark tiger strip bottoms had a very good ass.

Erin.  ;).   nice girl....

Jesus why are people posting pics of girl friends of ours on here?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: XFACTOR on July 31, 2013, 10:46:59 AM
this guy is a disaster bro.

im just trying to get into peoples heads he says, meanwhile he spends hours online looking for pics of board members in an attempt at ownage? and this is a 48 year old 'man', not a 18 year old kid. what a fucking LOSER. hoooooleeeee fuck great life you got going on there, sparkles!

this whole thread is a tribute to ownage- albeit self ownage.

what a fucking putz. lol

this is actually kind of scary. Someone that will go that far will probably do......???
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 10:57:00 AM
He makes me ill.   40 year old man drooling all over every thread about 18 year old girls
You do know dj181 is gay dont you?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 31, 2013, 11:03:24 AM
You do know dj181 is gay dont you?

But I thought he always had a plethora of young girls always following him around asking to touch his SHREDDED 15" arms  ???
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 11:04:23 AM
But I thought he always had a plethora of young girls always following him around asking to touch his SHREDDED 15" arms  ???
I think you are mixing him up with anabolichalo.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: njflex on July 31, 2013, 11:04:33 AM
You do know dj181 is gay dont you?
???,,, ???,,,NEW'S TO ME.. :-*
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2013, 11:05:14 AM
You do know dj181 is gay dont you?

makes sense
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 11:20:13 AM
You do know dj181 is gay dont you?

All kidding aside you may be right. ..classic overcompensating.

Would also explain why he can't seem to meet a girl he wants to get serious with at 40 years old because of his "fucked up head"....yeah no shit dude.... you're gay.   :D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 11:23:34 AM
All kidding aside you may be right. ..classic overcompensating.

Would also explain why he can't seem to meet a girl he wants to get serious with at 40 years old because of his "fucked up head"....yeah no shit dude.... you're gay.   :D
Im not aware he's ever denied it, but its pretty obvious to me, he does keep dropping hints with his posts and photos, nows his chance to "come out" its nothing to be worried about.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 11:32:20 AM
Im not aware he's ever denied it, but its pretty obvious to me, he does keep dropping hints with his posts and photos, nows his chance to "come out" its nothing to be worried about.

I'm always suspect of dudes who prefer young, skinny girls... and don't like curvy women with big tits. ....too womanly for their tastes I guess  ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: flinstones1 on July 31, 2013, 12:13:05 PM
Doing the same thing to get on stage for a plastic trophy and to be gawked at by strange men seems even more ridiculous(gay) to me.

Only in your mind is looking your best for young fresh 20 year old pussy a bad thing. lol

who said no one goes after 20 year old pussy? he posted a picture of a blonde chick who looked to be late twenties...

 I'm 20, and I dont even fuck with 20 year olds.....you can't even have a conversation with one.   I dont care if a girl is hotter at 22 than at 27,  whats the point if you cant even have a conversation with them?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: King Shizzo on July 31, 2013, 01:44:17 PM
who said no one goes after 20 year old pussy? he posted a picture of a blonde chick who looked to be late twenties...

 I'm 20, and I dont even fuck with 20 year olds.....you can't even have a conversation with one.   I dont care if a girl is hotter at 22 than at 27,  whats the point if you cant even have a conversation with them?
Like you are a Rhodes Scholar  ::)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on July 31, 2013, 02:41:11 PM
who said no one goes after 20 year old pussy? he posted a picture of a blonde chick who looked to be late twenties...


Couldn't care less if he did or not.


 I'm 20, and I dont even fuck with 20 year olds.....you can't even have a conversation with one.   I dont care if a girl is hotter at 22 than at 27,  whats the point if you cant even have a conversation with them?

Wait till you get to 30's, and single chicks your age have a kid or two, emotionally scarred from previous relationships and already showing signs of wear and tear. But its not like if you see something good you'd demand to see i.d to make sure they're under 25 lol. Just making generalizations which are stupid to begin with. Not all young chicks are brain dead just as you can't assume to have more in common with someone older.

Fuck this meltdown women are objects anyway.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 31, 2013, 03:10:10 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Z Father on July 31, 2013, 03:14:35 PM
Maybe dj181 can join a ballet forum ?

He has the build, and love of the penis  ;)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: O.Z. on July 31, 2013, 04:26:57 PM
i admit i threw up the first time he posted a pic

i showed it to my wife who had to go to counselling

he belongs in a circus


that is an interesting fetish
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on July 31, 2013, 04:44:06 PM
 galeniko and no one look great
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Quickerblade on July 31, 2013, 04:56:51 PM
galeniko and no one look great

have you read the book arce?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 08:30:06 PM
this is actually kind of scary. Someone that will go that far will probably do......???

right?!

this guy is another level of weird bro. you know how i like to fuck around on here. insult people etc. this guy actually took it to heart. cant handle the fact i was honest about how dumpy looking and insecure he is so now ive got a fan.

isnt this how john lennon got killed?



Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 08:44:33 PM


I'm sure no one doesn't have to do much chasing at all.

:D

i attract a very specific type. the type i attract does not look at me and think 'i wonder what his favourite book is?'.

shes already formed in her mind a preconceived notion about what im going to be like based on her past experiences with guys who look like me.

so when we talk eventually end up talking i fulfill the role of that stereotype for her and give her exactly what she wants.

pretty much all i have to do is not say anything stupid and its a done deal.

this has 2 benefits- it saves me having to talk to girls who dont find me attractive cause of my 'look', and i know what im getting myself into the moment i start the conversation. theres no 'ifs' or 'maybes' about it. it then goes down whatever path i chose it to.

the downfall is that they typically are not the type you take home to mom, or start a serious relationship with.

:D

*in before ukbeth prattles on about how much this must suck and blah blah blah meanwhile wishing he wasnt shacked up with some old hag and wondering what id be like to bang even something on the lower end of my scale.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
who said no one goes after 20 year old pussy? he posted a picture of a blonde chick who looked to be late twenties...

 I'm 20, and I dont even fuck with 20 year olds.....you can't even have a conversation with one.   I dont care if a girl is hotter at 22 than at 27,  whats the point if you cant even have a conversation with them?

ya dude. 100%
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 08:47:05 PM


Wait till you get to 30's, and single chicks your age have a kid or two, emotionally scarred from previous relationships and already showing signs of wear and tear. But its not like if you see something good you'd demand to see i.d to make sure they're under 25 lol. Just making generalizations which are stupid to begin with. Not all young chicks are brain dead just as you can't assume to have more in common with someone older.

Fuck this meltdown women are objects anyway.

holy shit bro random as fuck its like your typing out your thought process in real time im dying over here! hahahahaha
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on July 31, 2013, 08:48:23 PM
have you read the book arce?

how you finding it bro?
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on July 31, 2013, 10:42:36 PM
right?!

this guy is another level of weird bro. you know how i like to fuck around on here. insult people etc. this guy actually took it to heart. cant handle the fact i was honest about how dumpy looking and insecure he is so now ive got a fan.

isnt this how john lennon got killed?


Lol at "took it to heart"
And lol at "insecure", its pretty obvious who is insecure on this forum, thats why Im on your case, you meltdown after every post.
Now try and do something about those shitty Boyer Coe abs, they are really letting your physique down.
Well those and your slender legs.   ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: mr.turbo on July 31, 2013, 11:02:40 PM
FYI the fellow on the left is the no.1 defenceman in the NHL and the fellow on the right owns the club.

http://cabanapoolbar.com/photo-albums/sunday-july-28th-2013-hedkandi

You can check the pictures here, they didnt seem to think he was good looking enough to take his picture.

Then again
(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/143.jpg)
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: ukjeff on August 01, 2013, 12:02:39 AM
:D

i attract a very specific type. the type i attract does not look at me and think 'i wonder what his favourite book is?'.

shes already formed in her mind a preconceived notion about what im going to be like based on her past experiences with guys who look like me.

so when we talk eventually end up talking i fulfill the role of that stereotype for her and give her exactly what she wants.

pretty much all i have to do is not say anything stupid and its a done deal.
this has 2 benefits- it saves me having to talk to girls who dont find me attractive cause of my 'look', and i know what im getting myself into the moment i start the conversation. theres no 'ifs' or 'maybes' about it. it then goes down whatever path i chose it to.

the downfall is that they typically are not the type you take home to mom, or start a serious relationship with.

:D

*in before ukbeth prattles on about how much this must suck and blah blah blah meanwhile wishing he wasnt shacked up with some old hag and wondering what id be like to bang even something on the lower end of my scale.
I dont know how you manage to accomplish the bolded section, I really dont.

As for the rest of it, I dont need to comment, it says way more about you than I possibly could.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Borracho on August 01, 2013, 04:08:14 AM
:D

i attract a very specific type. the type i attract does not look at me and think 'i wonder what his favourite book is?'.

shes already formed in her mind a preconceived notion about what im going to be like based on her past experiences with guys who look like me.

so when we talk eventually end up talking i fulfill the role of that stereotype for her and give her exactly what she wants.

pretty much all i have to do is not say anything stupid and its a done deal.

this has 2 benefits- it saves me having to talk to girls who dont find me attractive cause of my 'look', and i know what im getting myself into the moment i start the conversation. theres no 'ifs' or 'maybes' about it. it then goes down whatever path i chose it to.

the downfall is that they typically are not the type you take home to mom, or start a serious relationship with.

:D

*in before ukbeth prattles on about how much this must suck and blah blah blah meanwhile wishing he wasnt shacked up with some old hag and wondering what id be like to bang even something on the lower end of my scale.

Damn these whores treating a fellow getbigger as a piece of meat!! 

 ;D

holy shit bro random as fuck its like your typing out your thought process in real time im dying over here! hahahahaha

You just made me realize this is exactly how I communicate irl...fuck! lol
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: _bruce_ on August 01, 2013, 12:20:37 PM
'No one' is so deep in UKJeff's head, his hypothalamus is considering a restraining order.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: Parker on August 01, 2013, 12:34:58 PM
Is that Jim Carey or Dexter in the red shirt?
I'm thinking Dexter. He's lost a little weight...but, he's stalking his next victim...
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: arce1988 on August 01, 2013, 02:33:34 PM
 No. I never found out how to pay pal.
Title: Re: Spot the getbigger at pool party
Post by: no one on August 01, 2013, 06:41:32 PM

pity bump for ukbeths/ eatmore thread failure.

acre hit up gal over pm he'll sort you out dude :)