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Title: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:08:01 PM
What skills could this forums members bring?

No one tells us how to die of starvation as quickly as humanly possible but look good doing it

Groink could use his years of knowledge to show us the 1 minute teaching method for how to lay cable

Sevestase on how to survive with food and shelter without ever having a known or visible form of employment

Coach trains us on how to hide behind a 5 foot rock away from sabre tooth tigers while standing upright and the valuable skill of bro science for money
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 06:14:01 PM
Army of one could sit crying in a fetal position because he saw a pic of his only GF ever on Facebook...and distract the predators from the group. Plus he'll be killed.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2013, 06:17:39 PM
Only Getbiggers that would survive are those that train Cross Fit...Flipping tires will get a person killed quickly...
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
I will tend to the women folk..... ;)

All 2 of them?
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:24:40 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/11082695003.jpg)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/11082695003.jpg)

How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:27:57 PM
333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).

Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:29:06 PM
  You would smell too if you sparred all day long. MMA and BJJ.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:29:51 PM
333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).



Go4it could serve the drinks
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:31:23 PM
Andre would gather and "destroy" all the grapefruit and watermelon
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?

or 7 silver coins
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:32:26 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Quickerblade on July 29, 2013, 06:33:47 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/11082695003.jpg)

Looking good arce, very cool.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:35:10 PM
During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.

Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Rhino on July 29, 2013, 06:40:41 PM
I used to be Muslim. Now I am Christian.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:47:29 PM
During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.

Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".

He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:49:57 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:51:23 PM
I'm the spiritual leader.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: King Shizzo on July 29, 2013, 06:52:30 PM
I'm the spiritual leader.
You would be the tar pit.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:54:36 PM
Wiggs would be the dancing entertainer and the one sent out ahead to get eaten, to give the whites a chance to run
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
You would be the tar pit.

lol. Why so mad schizzo?
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .

Impossible at that time, we'd have to run all the time (chased by wild animals whilst hunting for food!) and the food sure wasn't fattening

Yer spot on with the Tigerskin Vest though... :D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: King Shizzo on July 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM
lol. Why so mad schizzo?
Not mad.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Not mad.

You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: King Shizzo on July 29, 2013, 07:00:02 PM
You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.
Toothless vipers.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:01:25 PM
Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6702323200/h883B6E4C/)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: King Shizzo on July 29, 2013, 07:03:32 PM
Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?
Tribal elder.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: dr.chimps on July 29, 2013, 07:04:14 PM
I'll jerry-rig us a still. Clavin can manage the,er, 'talent,' and Goudy can work the cave entrance.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 07:07:43 PM
SuckMyMuscle can dance for us

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469509;image)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 07:08:21 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:09:03 PM
Goodrum and Vissy can handle the sex education classes
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: che on July 29, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?

Jhezzus  would die for us bitches and on the third day he will rise again to save us .
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:10:36 PM
We could take turns pushing Shizzo down a hill, and watching him tumble and hit his head on rocks and branches.

Everyone would laugh at him and enjoy the fun.

Also we can choke him until he passes out.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:12:02 PM
Squadfather could be the owning machine of all the local tribes using his smoke signal connection, to make up for his sorry real world existence
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: che on July 29, 2013, 07:12:15 PM
We could take turns pushing  DJ181 down a hill, and watching him tumble and hit his head on rocks and branches.

Everyone would laugh at him and enjoy the fun.

Also we can choke him until he passes out.


FIXED


Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: che on July 29, 2013, 07:14:25 PM
We can use Big Ach's nose for storm shelter .
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:14:44 PM


FIXED





Ha ha ha  ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: che on July 29, 2013, 07:18:04 PM
Gayleniko can teach us how to walk without legs.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 07:19:05 PM
Anabeaux Lichalo could handle Getbigs newspaper, the Getbig Gazetteer, new stoneplates with hieroglyphs every day
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2013, 07:19:52 PM
  You would smell too if you sparred all day long. MMA and BJJ.
lol, man, the smell of MMA gyms by 5 or 6 oclock was cucking terrible. It even stunk on Saturdays by 10am with every door and window open. Imho grappling for an hour was up there as one of ybe most physical demanding things ive ever done.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:20:13 PM
Derek Anthony could do gay4pay for rival tribesman elders, infecting them with Aids and installing fear and panic in their communities.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: che on July 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM

dont need legs with arms like mine, my fellow natty brother in iron  8)
Settle down stud , it was a joke  8)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2013, 07:21:32 PM
Derek Anthony could do gay4pay for rival tribesman elders, infecting them with Aids and installing fear and panic in their communities.

lmao
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:25:33 PM

shizzo to throw into unknown waters to test if theres sharks




Legit LOL  ;D

You and I will be,back at camp, coming up with excuses why we never do anything... :D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:26:33 PM
i know :D

dj181 we can use as scarecrow to protect our crops

I think The General has that one covered
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Borracho on July 29, 2013, 07:27:48 PM
musclecentre can teach us how to cook a mean rat stew.

Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 07:35:12 PM
We could hang Luke Wood, Keith and Nasser up to scare away the ghouls,demons and human enemies.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Z Father on July 29, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
Shareef Shalaby will eat unknown fruits and berries.

Also will use his diplomacy skills and have him meet with other tribes while we are a safe distance away
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: njflex on July 29, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
jnn 'salvatore 'would have found and chosen which rocks and at what time were best to lay on during tanning hours,,,
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2013, 07:24:12 AM
I'll jerry-rig us a still. Clavin can manage the,er, 'talent,' and Goudy can work the cave entrance.


 ;D


Falcon can use his bulding skills for shelter.
nz is not allowed anywhere the animals we keep >:(
chaos can move rocks and stuff around to help Falcon.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 30, 2013, 03:11:03 PM

Fact is we would turn into cannibal hunters very quickly, WW2 (Stalingrad) is example  :-\
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: arce1988 on July 30, 2013, 05:01:08 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2013, 05:29:35 PM
Fact is we would turn into cannibal hunters very quickly, WW2 (Stalingrad) is example  :-\

Booty already eats shit
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2013, 05:30:51 PM
During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.

Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".

Unfortunately (for him) survivors end up eating cswol which allows us all to survive a long winter.  

In honor, we erect a statue of him which we then compete for.

Sadly, an individual who disguises himself as one of us ultimately wins and takes away our beloved cswol tribute.  
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2013, 05:31:19 PM
Stark will be our diplomat and ambassador when meeting other cultures and tribes

Tbombz could be our scout / spy, checking out what the other tribes are doing and gathering intel.
Since he is good at moving through tight entrances and going deep, behind enema lines so to speak
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Army of One on July 30, 2013, 05:46:38 PM
Unfortunately (for him) survivors end up eating cswol which allows us all to survive a long winter.  

In honor, we erect a statue of him which we then compete for.  

Sadly, an individual who disguises himself as one of us ultimately wins and takes away our beloved cswol tribute.  

Haha, very clever  ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: RUDE BUOY on July 30, 2013, 06:06:37 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 06:21:22 PM
333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).



Don't worry - bro - I got this. 
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2013, 06:24:44 PM
Don't worry - bro - I got this. 

Am i that turtle in the background? :D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 30, 2013, 06:26:15 PM
Am i that turtle in the background? :D

Only if you want to be . . . .  ;D 
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2013, 06:26:29 PM

 
chaos can move rocks and stuff around to help Falcon.

Chaos and kegdrainer
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Shakespeare on July 30, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
Kiwiol would sodomize the sheep to death and then marinate them in a high protein sauce.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: O.Z. on July 30, 2013, 09:17:26 PM
Kiwiol would sodomize the sheep to death and then marinate them in a high protein sauce.


Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 31, 2013, 01:51:08 AM



standing ovation to you for this image  :D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2013, 04:27:10 AM
Me and Bigmc would drop one liners to keep weak members self esteem low, and subsequently they would give us all of the their food and shelter. Failing this, we would punch dj181 repeatedly in the nose until it was a normal size.
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2013, 04:37:33 AM
Me and Bigmc would drop one liners to keep weak members self esteem low, and subsequently they would give us all of the their food and shelter. Failing this, we would punch dj181 repeatedly in the nose until it was a normal size.

are you saying cyp that we would never be short of prehistoric giant fish if we put worms on the end of dj181s nose when he went swimming
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2013, 04:58:30 AM
are you saying cyp that we would never be short of prehistoric giant fish if we put worms on the end of dj181s nose when he went swimming

Hahaha yes bigmc, dj181's nose is so hooked his parents tried to put it on Intervention
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2013, 05:00:40 AM
(http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/quest-for-fire-1981/large_4eOdZbi8Sp6dE1PxQ8LPA1e4m9u.jpg)

I got the fire. 
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: _bruce_ on July 31, 2013, 05:57:28 AM
Gayleniko can teach us how to walk without legs.

 :D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Borracho on July 31, 2013, 07:04:06 AM
Hahaha yes bigmc, dj181's nose is so hooked his parents tried to put it on Intervention


lolzorrific!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived...
Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 31, 2013, 10:55:35 AM
Use Anabolichalo for food!