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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:08:01 PM
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What skills could this forums members bring?
No one tells us how to die of starvation as quickly as humanly possible but look good doing it
Groink could use his years of knowledge to show us the 1 minute teaching method for how to lay cable
Sevestase on how to survive with food and shelter without ever having a known or visible form of employment
Coach trains us on how to hide behind a 5 foot rock away from sabre tooth tigers while standing upright and the valuable skill of bro science for money
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Army of one could sit crying in a fetal position because he saw a pic of his only GF ever on Facebook...and distract the predators from the group. Plus he'll be killed.
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Only Getbiggers that would survive are those that train Cross Fit...Flipping tires will get a person killed quickly...
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I will tend to the women folk..... ;)
All 2 of them?
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(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/11082695003.jpg)
How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?
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333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).
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You would smell too if you sparred all day long. MMA and BJJ.
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333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).
Go4it could serve the drinks
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Andre would gather and "destroy" all the grapefruit and watermelon
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How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?
or 7 silver coins
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:D ;D
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(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/11082695003.jpg)
Looking good arce, very cool.
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During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.
Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".
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I used to be Muslim. Now I am Christian.
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During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.
Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".
He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .
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:D ;D
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I'm the spiritual leader.
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I'm the spiritual leader.
You would be the tar pit.
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Wiggs would be the dancing entertainer and the one sent out ahead to get eaten, to give the whites a chance to run
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You would be the tar pit.
lol. Why so mad schizzo?
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He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .
Impossible at that time, we'd have to run all the time (chased by wild animals whilst hunting for food!) and the food sure wasn't fattening
Yer spot on with the Tigerskin Vest though... :D
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lol. Why so mad schizzo?
Not mad.
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Not mad.
You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.
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You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.
Toothless vipers.
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Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6702323200/h883B6E4C/)
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Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?
Tribal elder.
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I'll jerry-rig us a still. Clavin can manage the,er, 'talent,' and Goudy can work the cave entrance.
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SuckMyMuscle can dance for us
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469509;image)
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;D ;D
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Goodrum and Vissy can handle the sex education classes
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Shizzo, would you accept the role of tribe jester?
Jhezzus would die for us bitches and on the third day he will rise again to save us .
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We could take turns pushing Shizzo down a hill, and watching him tumble and hit his head on rocks and branches.
Everyone would laugh at him and enjoy the fun.
Also we can choke him until he passes out.
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Squadfather could be the owning machine of all the local tribes using his smoke signal connection, to make up for his sorry real world existence
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We could take turns pushing DJ181 down a hill, and watching him tumble and hit his head on rocks and branches.
Everyone would laugh at him and enjoy the fun.
Also we can choke him until he passes out.
FIXED
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We can use Big Ach's nose for storm shelter .
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FIXED
Ha ha ha ;D
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Gayleniko can teach us how to walk without legs.
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Anabeaux Lichalo could handle Getbigs newspaper, the Getbig Gazetteer, new stoneplates with hieroglyphs every day
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You would smell too if you sparred all day long. MMA and BJJ.
lol, man, the smell of MMA gyms by 5 or 6 oclock was cucking terrible. It even stunk on Saturdays by 10am with every door and window open. Imho grappling for an hour was up there as one of ybe most physical demanding things ive ever done.
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Derek Anthony could do gay4pay for rival tribesman elders, infecting them with Aids and installing fear and panic in their communities.
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dont need legs with arms like mine, my fellow natty brother in iron 8)
Settle down stud , it was a joke 8)
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Derek Anthony could do gay4pay for rival tribesman elders, infecting them with Aids and installing fear and panic in their communities.
lmao
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shizzo to throw into unknown waters to test if theres sharks
Legit LOL ;D
You and I will be,back at camp, coming up with excuses why we never do anything... :D
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i know :D
dj181 we can use as scarecrow to protect our crops
I think The General has that one covered
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musclecentre can teach us how to cook a mean rat stew.
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We could hang Luke Wood, Keith and Nasser up to scare away the ghouls,demons and human enemies.
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Shareef Shalaby will eat unknown fruits and berries.
Also will use his diplomacy skills and have him meet with other tribes while we are a safe distance away
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jnn 'salvatore 'would have found and chosen which rocks and at what time were best to lay on during tanning hours,,,
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I'll jerry-rig us a still. Clavin can manage the,er, 'talent,' and Goudy can work the cave entrance.
;D
Falcon can use his bulding skills for shelter.
nz is not allowed anywhere the animals we keep >:(
chaos can move rocks and stuff around to help Falcon.
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Fact is we would turn into cannibal hunters very quickly, WW2 (Stalingrad) is example :-\
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;)
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Fact is we would turn into cannibal hunters very quickly, WW2 (Stalingrad) is example :-\
Booty already eats shit
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During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.
Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".
Unfortunately (for him) survivors end up eating cswol which allows us all to survive a long winter.
In honor, we erect a statue of him which we then compete for.
Sadly, an individual who disguises himself as one of us ultimately wins and takes away our beloved cswol tribute.
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Stark will be our diplomat and ambassador when meeting other cultures and tribes
Tbombz could be our scout / spy, checking out what the other tribes are doing and gathering intel.
Since he is good at moving through tight entrances and going deep, behind enema lines so to speak
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Unfortunately (for him) survivors end up eating cswol which allows us all to survive a long winter.
In honor, we erect a statue of him which we then compete for.
Sadly, an individual who disguises himself as one of us ultimately wins and takes away our beloved cswol tribute.
Haha, very clever ;D
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::)
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333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).
Don't worry - bro - I got this.
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Don't worry - bro - I got this.
Am i that turtle in the background? :D
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Am i that turtle in the background? :D
Only if you want to be . . . . ;D
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chaos can move rocks and stuff around to help Falcon.
Chaos and kegdrainer
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Kiwiol would sodomize the sheep to death and then marinate them in a high protein sauce.
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Kiwiol would sodomize the sheep to death and then marinate them in a high protein sauce.
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standing ovation to you for this image :D
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Me and Bigmc would drop one liners to keep weak members self esteem low, and subsequently they would give us all of the their food and shelter. Failing this, we would punch dj181 repeatedly in the nose until it was a normal size.
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Me and Bigmc would drop one liners to keep weak members self esteem low, and subsequently they would give us all of the their food and shelter. Failing this, we would punch dj181 repeatedly in the nose until it was a normal size.
are you saying cyp that we would never be short of prehistoric giant fish if we put worms on the end of dj181s nose when he went swimming
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are you saying cyp that we would never be short of prehistoric giant fish if we put worms on the end of dj181s nose when he went swimming
Hahaha yes bigmc, dj181's nose is so hooked his parents tried to put it on Intervention
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I got the fire.
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Gayleniko can teach us how to walk without legs.
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Hahaha yes bigmc, dj181's nose is so hooked his parents tried to put it on Intervention
lolzorrific!!!
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Use Anabolichalo for food!