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Title: cutting out bananas
Post by: Rami on July 30, 2013, 04:45:38 AM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2013, 04:47:58 AM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.
How about just 1-2 bananas?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: G_Thang on July 30, 2013, 04:49:38 AM
How about just 1-2 bananas?

I eat about 4-5 bananas a day but have discontinued dry fruit.  sugar is ridiculous in them.  He'd do better eating a 6 pack of snickers.  

the greener the banana, the lesser the sugar.  i never eat them completely ripe. 
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2013, 04:55:45 AM
10/15 bananas? Are you fucking nuts? Bananas are not the easiest to digest fruit and you hork down 15 in one take? Dried fruits are better in the morning and small quantities or your glycemia will go through the roof.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: SOMEPARTS on July 30, 2013, 06:47:37 AM
"I ate 15 bananas and beans and don't know why I have gut bubbles"....

Would not read again, shit thread. Haha.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: smoothasf on July 30, 2013, 06:59:41 AM
Bananas are one of the best things you can eat on the planet ANY elite athlete will tell you this.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: The Onion on July 30, 2013, 07:07:11 AM
Maybe it's the banana timing that's off? You could, in fact, be eating to few bananas for optimal gainz!

Try utilizing a pre- intra- post- workout regimen and some tuna cans for protien. It's as good as protiens from the tap and will act synergistically with the schlongs, stoking the metabolic fire and increasing Protien synthesis.

SCIENCE!

Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: _aj_ on July 30, 2013, 07:07:59 AM
"I ate 15 bananas and beans and don't know why I have gut bubbles"....

Would not read again, shit thread. Haha.

Hahaha!
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Rami on July 30, 2013, 07:31:08 AM
I'm looking for an good carbohydrate sourse. Anyone knows of a good carb source?

I thought fruit and fruit sugars were easily digested, so that it could be processed and dispersed to the liver and muscles with an hour or so. But fruit eaten in large quantities seems to want to stay in upper gut for some reason when eaten in large quantities which makes you feel less comfortable afterwords.



Bananas are no good. I slept pretty bad too.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 30, 2013, 07:31:25 AM
I remember when I was a teenager the head cheerleader of the high school was coming over the beach house to take my virginity. I bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I never ate the stuff before and it tasted so good that I ate the entire bag. Then hanging around I started to drink beer. When she came over and we got naked it sounded like the SS Titanic was coming into port blowing it's horn. Sounded like someone was torturing a walrus. It was louder than a convoy of tractor trailers blowing the air horn. Sounded like a dump truck crashed into the whoopie cushion factory. Sounded like someone was giving the heimlich maneuver to Rosie O Donnell.  
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: pedro01 on July 30, 2013, 08:31:53 AM
I'm looking for an good carbohydrate sourse. Anyone knows of a good carb source?

I thought fruit and fruit sugars were easily digested, so that it could be processed and dispersed to the liver and muscles with an hour or so. But fruit eaten in large quantities seems to want to stay in upper gut for some reason when eaten in large quantities which makes you feel less comfortable afterwords.



Bananas are no good. I slept pretty bad too.

Fibrous fruits digest more slowly. There's 2-4 grams of fiber in a banana which means your 15 bananas is 30-60 grams of fiber.

No wonder your guts were doing somersaults.

Colon of peace.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2013, 08:33:49 AM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.
Ha! Bananas are part of a balanced diet - they aren't the diet!     ;D
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: pedro01 on July 30, 2013, 08:35:34 AM
I remember when I was a teenager the head cheerleader of the high school was coming over the beach house to take my virginity. I bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I never ate the stuff before and it tasted so good that I ate the entire bag. Then hanging around I started to drink beer. When she came over and we got naked it sounded like the SS Titanic was coming into port blowing it's horn. Sounded like someone was torturing a walrus. It was louder than a convoy of tractor trailers blowing the air horn. Sounded like a dump truck crashed into the whoopie cushion factory. Sounded like someone was giving the heimlich maneuver to Rosie O Donnell.  

LOL!

Dried apricots was my "dried fruit misadventure" - I ate half a kilo and I was working in a gas station at the time.

Customers would walk in to pay with big smiles on their faces which quickly turned to looks of disgust as they inhaled.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: pedro01 on July 30, 2013, 08:36:30 AM
Ha! Bananas are part of a balanced diet - they aren't the diet!     ;D

lol @ a guy called "chimps" telling someone to slow down on the bananas!
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2013, 08:38:09 AM
Guys, you are missing the code talk.  When he says bananas he means cock, when he says eat he means cock juice.

So he's sucking 10-15 cocks a night and the cum is giving him a tummy ache
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2013, 08:47:24 AM
lol @ a guy called "chimps" telling someone to slow down on the bananas!
Ok. Full disclosure: There is some self-interest in my admonishment.    ;D
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2013, 09:08:58 AM
My friend swears he got Crones disease from eating banana's over the years. Some believe it's the amount of pesticides that are on these things...Pesticides seep inside the peel and can't be washed off...Celery is another thing that is hard to get pesticides off...
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 10:56:53 AM
Don't be a pussy, keep eating your bananas. 20 a day or you're a bitch.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 11:00:06 AM
Don't be a pussy, keep eating your bananas. 20 a day or you're a bitch.

:D
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: no one on July 30, 2013, 11:00:55 AM


why is it important to you to eat carbs?

why is it impotant to you to eat post workout?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: the trainer on July 30, 2013, 11:01:50 AM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

How about pushing the banana up your ass and pleasure yourself before you eat it.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: TrueGrit on July 30, 2013, 11:04:43 AM
Sweet potatoes then. However, try to eat like one or two and not 15.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: el numero uno on July 30, 2013, 11:24:54 AM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

Bananas are actually a natural cross between 2 species, they have seed and are inedible, anyway try to eat less bananas, problem solved.  ::)

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3247/2486862841_f914663458_z.jpg)
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Marty Champions on July 30, 2013, 01:45:26 PM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.
i used to go crazy with the banana's myself , ive come to the conclusion nothing works
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Marty Champions on July 30, 2013, 01:46:57 PM
I'm looking for an good carbohydrate sourse. Anyone knows of a good carb source?

I thought fruit and fruit sugars were easily digested, so that it could be processed and dispersed to the liver and muscles with an hour or so. But fruit eaten in large quantities seems to want to stay in upper gut for some reason when eaten in large quantities which makes you feel less comfortable afterwords.



Bananas are no good. I slept pretty bad too.
grapejuice will make you sleep like a champion
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: B_B_C on July 30, 2013, 01:49:38 PM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.
I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.
I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

have you become a manana yet ?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Marty Champions on July 30, 2013, 01:50:12 PM
what about those plantains i ate one once and it was all like dry as fuck tasting?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 30, 2013, 02:29:58 PM

More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 02:30:49 PM
More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.

Nah bro its Hierarchy fruit serum AKA teh gay juice.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: el numero uno on July 30, 2013, 02:44:15 PM
More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.

True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest.  :-X
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: tommywishbone on July 30, 2013, 02:49:45 PM
Only 10-15 bananas?  Come on small fry, step up to the plate or just forget about bodybuilding. 18-20 bananas daily for optimum growth. Everyone knows that.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 30, 2013, 03:03:41 PM
True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest.  :-X


Pesticides a absorbed by plant root, grow your own if you can.
If bugs don't go for them, don't eat !, chemically loaded (just like some bodybers).
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Princess L on July 30, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

Outside of the absurd amount of bananas, the sulfites in dried fruit is known to cause stomach distress.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Psychopath on July 30, 2013, 04:55:36 PM
Homophobic Thread Reported.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: DeathCultist on July 30, 2013, 04:59:26 PM
I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

God molded the banana such that it is a perfect fit for our hands; do not besmirch products of His engineering.

Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Voice of Doom on July 30, 2013, 06:12:36 PM
I remember when I was a teenager the head cheerleader of the high school was coming over the beach house to take my virginity. I bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I never ate the stuff before and it tasted so good that I ate the entire bag. Then hanging around I started to drink beer. When she came over and we got naked it sounded like the SS Titanic was coming into port blowing it's horn. Sounded like someone was torturing a walrus. It was louder than a convoy of tractor trailers blowing the air horn. Sounded like a dump truck crashed into the whoopie cushion factory. Sounded like someone was giving the heimlich maneuver to Rosie O Donnell.  

That's horrible!  What was wrong with her?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Borracho on July 30, 2013, 06:16:10 PM
lol @ 10-15 bananas
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: smoothasf on July 30, 2013, 09:28:01 PM
A lot of vegans eat way more bananas than that everyday. Also are much less likely to die of cancer. Some cyclists eat 30 a day
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 30, 2013, 10:04:02 PM
A lot of vegans eat way more bananas than that everyday. Also are much less likely to die of cancer.Some cyclists eat 30 a day

This is what I'm talking about baby!!!
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Jack T. Cross on July 30, 2013, 10:08:54 PM
True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest.  :-X


I'll take spots on my apples.  Just leave me the birds and the bees, please.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Nomad on July 30, 2013, 10:19:30 PM
Maybe it's the banana timing that's off? You could, in fact, be eating to few bananas for optimal gainz!

Try utilizing a pre- intra- post- workout regimen and some tuna cans for protien. It's as good as protiens from the tap and will act synergistically with the schlongs, stoking the metabolic fire and increasing Protien synthesis.

SCIENCE!



Well a banana does have the shape of....a human penis. Maybe op should try the enema route of consuming bananas and stick them up his ass. This way the banana will avoid the small intestines and go the main large one right away.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: L00n on July 30, 2013, 10:35:09 PM
10-15 bananas? seriously ?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: pedro01 on July 30, 2013, 11:43:36 PM
Well a banana does have the shape of....a human penis.

If your dick is shaped like a banana, you need to seek medical attention.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Rami on July 31, 2013, 12:22:31 AM

Outside of the absurd amount of bananas, the sulfites in dried fruit is known to cause stomach distress.

where did the sulfur came from?
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: evandatp on July 31, 2013, 01:13:49 AM
10 out of 10, Rami.

This is the best anabolichalo parody thread ever.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: tacobender on July 31, 2013, 05:11:23 AM
now big man 15 bananas a day? try chewing them and not deep throating them , your body will digest them better, and your ass will hit an anabolic stage, if not give them to your mom she will find something to do with them penis boy.  ;) ;)
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2013, 05:19:02 AM
Guys, you are missing the code talk.  When he says bananas he means cock, when he says eat he means cock juice.

So he's sucking 10-15 cocks a night and the cum is giving him a tummy ache

No one missed the code, homo.  Only time you should think of cock and banana in the same thought or sentence is...

 


 :P

another reason why you go to the island vs ny to get your ricana.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Princess L on July 31, 2013, 06:03:12 AM
where did the sulfur came from?

Used as a preservative.

If it looks like this, chances are it's preserved with sulfur dioxide 

(http://c2.soap.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8220_1z.jpg)



Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: oldtimer1 on July 31, 2013, 06:36:26 AM
I got some dried fruit without the sulfur. It doesn't look pretty but tastes great. I also got less stomach problems and I use to get head aches from to much dried fruit. It was the sulfur.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: Princess L on July 31, 2013, 07:20:48 AM
I got some dried fruit without the sulfur. It doesn't look pretty but tastes great. I also got less stomach problems and I use to get head aches from to much dried fruit. It was the sulfur.

Same issue with wine for a lot of people.
Title: Re: cutting out bananas
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 31, 2013, 07:50:29 AM

Same issue with wine for a lot of people.

 A lot of winemakers have reduced the amount of sulfites this last decade. Special in certain areas and mostly white wines. Occasionally I'll stumble upon a bottle saturated with it. Can't even drink that shit anymore. Just smelling it makes my head ache.