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HOLY HUEVOS RANCHEROS, BATMAN!!!!! :o
Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle
07/30/2013 5:44 pm EDT
A dog is supposed to be man's best friend, but you wouldn't wish this pooch on your worst enemy.
The dog's owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the "small white fluffy" stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion, according to KAIT8.com.
Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man's testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.
The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down, woke up with a "burning pain" in his mid-section.
He looked down and found that his newly adopted dog between his legs, according to KAIT8.com.
The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.
That's when he also realized that the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.
The man was taken to an area hospital to be treated for his injuries, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.
The dog, which had been adopted by the man three weeks earlier, was euthanized with its remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.
As unusual as this story is, it's not the only gonad-related incident that has occurred in recent months.
In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.
In March, suspected Florida escort Priscilla Vaughn was arrested after allegedly eviscerating the testicles and biting the penis of a male client.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-testicle_n_3678211.html
LOOK: POLICE REPORT
http://www.scribd.com/doc/157066236/Dog-Bites-Testicle
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What does it mean to die from "shock"?
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Lose (testicle)/lose (life) situation.
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"In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman."
I dont know how to respond to this. Really.
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:o :o :o What the fuck kinda devil dog starts eating some duded balls. Without peanut butter I normally can't get my dog to even go anywhere near that area.
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poor bastard
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Honest mistake?
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What does it mean to die from "shock"?
If you lose a lot of blood - your body can't deliver oxygen to certain organs, etc. So you die.
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:o :o :o What the fuck kinda devil dog starts eating some duded balls. Without peanut butter I normally can't get my dog to even go anywhere near that area.
that dude may not have washed his balls for days and the dog would be attracted to that repugnant odor... :)
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Dog was starved? Didn't he feed it?
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HOLY HUEVOS RANCHEROS, BATMAN!!!!! :o
Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle
07/30/2013 5:44 pm EDT
A dog is supposed to be man's best friend, but you wouldn't wish this pooch on your worst enemy.
The dog's owner, a paralyzed man in Trumann, Ark., recently adopted the "small white fluffy" stray in hopes of having a loving animal companion, according to KAIT8.com.
Instead, the dog had to be euthanized after it bit off one of the man's testicles while he was asleep on Monday morning.
The man, who told police he has no feeling from the waist down, woke up with a "burning pain" in his mid-section.
He looked down and found that his newly adopted dog between his legs, according to KAIT8.com.
The 39-year-old victim told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed his dog had blood on its feet and muzzle.
That's when he also realized that the dog had eaten one of his testicles, WMC-TV reported.
The man was taken to an area hospital to be treated for his injuries, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post.
The dog, which had been adopted by the man three weeks earlier, was euthanized with its remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.
As unusual as this story is, it's not the only gonad-related incident that has occurred in recent months.
In April, a shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou reportedly died of shock after having his family jewels locked in a vice-like grip by an irate woman.
In March, suspected Florida escort Priscilla Vaughn was arrested after allegedly eviscerating the testicles and biting the penis of a male client.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-testicle_n_3678211.html
LOOK: POLICE REPORT
http://www.scribd.com/doc/157066236/Dog-Bites-Testicle
probably did guy a favor ball was probably cancerous, dog probablly saved guys life, and for this he gets the death sentence.
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Where's E-Kul when you need him?
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it's not like he needed them :-X
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I prefer my balls roasted with baby carrots served with a nice merlot
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:o :o :o What the fuck kinda devil dog starts eating some duded balls. Without peanut butter I normally can't get my dog to even go anywhere near that area.
Uhm... Why the *fuck* would you put peanut butter anywhere near your crotch?
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Was the dog black by any chance?
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Was the dog black by any chance?
:D
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Was the dog black by any chance?
Hahaha wow!
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I bet he tried to fuck the dog.
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I bet he tried to fuck the dog.
He is paralyzed. ::)
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He is paralyzed. ::)
He tried some shit though, like made the dog suck his dick.
Paralysed people are perverts
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He tried some shit though, like made the dog suck his dick.
Paralysed people are perverts
Lol :D
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He tried some shit though, like made the dog suck his dick.
Paralysed people are perverts
I admit that was my first thought :D
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I admit that was my first thought :D
the first thought is the truth
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:D ;D
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He felt a warm sensation, his not supposed to feel anything.
I bet if u looked through that mans phone I bet u would see some animalistic shit
He does not need his balls anyway
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And, it wasnt a happy ending.....
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I feel bad for the dog, fuck that cripple
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There is a saying in Serbian - I'zes mi jaja - literally translated -eat my balls-
I don't think I'll utter it again
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Your Serbian right?
I know many hot Serbian girls in Australia, fucken glamours, but the worst personalites I have ever encountered
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Your Serbian right?
I know many hot Serbian girls in Australia, fucken glamours, but the worst personalites I have ever encountered
Quikerblade, who is the hot bitch in your avi? What is the context?
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Quikerblade, who is the hot bitch in your avi? What is the context?
It's from a reality show, someone told her something odd and she's saying "ok" while making a weird face why still looking hot. I don't know her name.
But if u need jack off material google wes walkers wife.
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Your Serbian right?
I know many hot Serbian girls in Australia, fucken glamours, but the worst personalites I have ever encountered
yes i am
serbian girls think they are fucking queens. they do look good though.