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Title: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 12:46:38 PM
first pic is just over a year ago, I weighed 230lbs.  Im 10 pounds lighter in the  second pic carrying a shitload more muscle.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img694/293/yjtb.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img833/6950/jhh7.jpg)



posted this just for you for cswole
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: ukjeff on August 08, 2013, 12:48:10 PM
first pic is just over a year ago, I weighed 230lbs.  Im 10 pounds lighter in the  second pic carrying a shitload more muscle.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img694/293/yjtb.jpg)   (http://imageshack.us/a/img833/6950/jhh7.jpg)



posted this just for you for cswole

Did you still have your legs in the first pic?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Army of One on August 08, 2013, 12:48:22 PM
One is far closer to the camera
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 08, 2013, 12:48:29 PM
Flip phone cameras?  Are you poor?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 12:48:42 PM
small arms despite myspace angles and potato resolution
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: tommywishbone on August 08, 2013, 12:49:10 PM
Nice to see that Cswol let you borrow his 1993 cell phone camera. Jesus Christ! I've seen better pictures on a wall in a cave in Mesopotamia.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 08, 2013, 12:49:32 PM
Good. Thick
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 12:50:04 PM
Flip phone cameras?  Are you poor?
not just poor, he is BROKE

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=464169.0
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Army of One on August 08, 2013, 12:51:16 PM
Good. Thick


...was what the doctor didnt say about your hair
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: ukjeff on August 08, 2013, 12:51:43 PM
not just poor, he is BROKE

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=464169.0
Impressive stalking there, Im proud of you.
Even I dont keep links available to troll people.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 12:53:59 PM
Impressive stalking there, Im proud of you.
Even I dont keep links available to troll people.

this manlet gets on my nerves sometimes
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: ukjeff on August 08, 2013, 12:57:42 PM
this manlet gets on my nerves sometimes
Good, its my goal, thanks for letting me know Im on the right track.   ;)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: _aj_ on August 08, 2013, 12:58:37 PM
Nice to see that Cswol let you borrow his 1993 cell phone camera. Jesus Christ! I've seen better pictures on a wall in a cave in Mesopotamia.

LOL.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
Good, its my goal, thanks for letting me know Im on the right track.   ;)
if you want the easy formula

boast about how you get hot bitches left and right and what an amazing stud you are with a godlike physique despite training half assed and eating like shit because of your awesome genetics despite being a dwarf
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 01:12:05 PM
Nice to see that Cswol let you borrow his 1993 cell phone camera. Jesus Christ! I've seen better pictures on a wall in a cave in Mesopotamia.
hahahahaha

amazing post  ;D ;D
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: bigkid on August 08, 2013, 01:13:04 PM
Please post pics of shitbox car and studio apt next.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 08, 2013, 01:30:12 PM
LOL @ Tommy

WTF is up with all these shit quality pics? I think it's intentional.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: The Onion on August 08, 2013, 01:41:23 PM
Yes, weight is irrelevant when you take pictures with a 19th century camera.

Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Psychopath on August 08, 2013, 01:47:14 PM
10 lb is not much, especially considering slin, carbs, gh use.

I don't see much difference. ..

Good build though. How many yrs of training?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: ukjeff on August 08, 2013, 01:48:25 PM
if you want the easy formula

boast about how you get hot bitches left and right and what an amazing stud you are with a godlike physique despite training half assed and eating like shit because of your awesome genetics despite being a dwarf

Another awesome self-owning.
Have you read your own posts at all?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 01:53:14 PM
this manlet gets on my nerves sometimes

hey anabolichalo, here is some advice for you. If you are going to insult someone, like groink said in that one post a couple days ago- at least make it honest. If not the insults have no merit...

cheap shots- like when you call a 6'0 guy a manlet...

... making fun of a guy who was broke, by pulling up a thread where he openly  admitted at the time he was broke ::)  

 

you openly admit to being insecure, having no self confidence, too afraid to talk to women and putting hise sex life on hold till he gets 18 inch arms ;D you are the DEFINITION of a beta...bro. the sad part about all of this is, lots of guys think your trolling but  I am 100% convinced this is who you are in real life, no doubt in my mind.....I believe you and you are not a gimmick... you may joke about it but deep dpwn it tears your heart out :P

Im sure it pains you, but not as much as its going to pain you to know that no self respecting white woman will ever take you seriously again after she finds out you pay child support to a sistah ;D
meanwhile, shanegwah is Getting 9 inches of  dick in her as we speak .. done addressing you...
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 02:03:45 PM
10 lb is not much, especially considering slin, carbs, gh use.

I don't see much difference. ..

Good build though. How many yrs of training?

no bro you misunderstood. Im 10 pounds lighter in the second pic, I lost weight..all my measurements went up. I don't use slin , not that I don't like it I train too late at night to use it post workout.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: THE BOUNCER on August 08, 2013, 02:08:26 PM
Odd angles and fuzzy as fuck but can definitely tell you have a lot of muscle.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
Yes, weight is irrelevant when you take pictures with a 19th century camera.



Think that camera had 3 megapixels.

At least.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Shockwave on August 08, 2013, 02:09:58 PM
Impressive considering that flinstones has "just turned 19" for around 4 years. Lol
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Tedim on August 08, 2013, 02:11:42 PM
Helps to know height.....and how many gallons of gear did you inject with a turkey baster.

PS are you using a copier to take those photos?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: XFACTOR on August 08, 2013, 02:19:21 PM
How hard is it to take a normal picture? The guy probably took this 30 times too. 
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 02:29:05 PM
Helps to know height.....and how many gallons of gear did you inject with a turkey baster.

PS are you using a copier to take those photos?

same height as you. I have never used anabolic steroids, Tedim
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Shockwave on August 08, 2013, 02:36:33 PM
Helps to know height.....and how many gallons of gear did you inject with a turkey baster.

PS are you using a copier to take those photos?
Ha... this chick I used to do dope with, her mom told me stories of her "friend" that used to shoot huge amounts of meth into her butthole with a turkey baster.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 02:36:55 PM
same height as you. I have never used anabolic steroids, Tedim

???
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: The Onion on August 08, 2013, 02:39:24 PM
Ha... this chick I used to do dope with, her mom told me stories of her "friend" that used to shoot huge amounts of meth into her butthole with a turkey baster.
Would have been great if Flinstones1 could have documented said activity with his camera. Weight would have been irrelevant then.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 08, 2013, 02:56:17 PM
i dont read your ramblings which you posted in your defense flinstone

i posted some facts

you are a loser


good day
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: no one on August 08, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
How hard is it to take a normal picture? The guy probably took this 30 times too. 


haha we know this cause fuck I do it too!

looks good there tho can def see the + difference in tissue despite the weight loss. keep pushing bro. 
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 03:13:24 PM

haha we know this cause fuck I do it too!

looks good there tho can def see the + difference in tissue despite the weight loss. keep pushing bro. 

thnks bro.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 03:14:30 PM
"Rah, rah, rah, I'm so big, I just turned 19. Rah, rah, rah, only 19. Major league baseball"

"Weight is irrelevant"

...

::)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 03:15:25 PM
How old are you Flintstones1?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
How old are you Flintstones1?

He just turned 19 half a decade ago.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 08, 2013, 03:23:33 PM
I beat the piss out my weight scales today with a tire tool.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 03:26:53 PM
I beat the piss out my weight scales today with a tire tool.

Reason being?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: arce1988 on August 08, 2013, 03:30:32 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 03:38:18 PM
He just turned 19 half a decade ago.

Im 20..
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
Im 20..

Any comparison pictures between when you started, and at ages 18, 19, and today, respectively?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 03:40:15 PM
He just turned 19 half a decade ago.
Gold.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 03:44:14 PM
Im 20..

To validate this claim I'll need a copy of your birth certificate, high school transcripts, social security information, full glute spread (high-res pics taken by a camera other than the potato/flip phone you're using), passport, and a sworn affidavit. 8)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 08, 2013, 03:45:55 PM
To validate this claim I'll need a copy of your birth certificate, high school transcripts, social security information, full glute spread (high-res pics taken by a camera other than the potato/flip phone you're using), passport, and a sworn affidavit. 8)

Only on GetBig

::)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 04:38:19 PM
Im 20, those who saw my drivers license a few minutes ago saw it if not whatever..

"bro' I was always a really skinny kid  man...., then I tried bulking and just got fat..walked around for a year fat, but kind of had some muscle on me,,,,.trained heavy and hard, built my foundation...., and from there its just been a recomposition. do I want to be a freak? of course...do I think I can be a freak? probably not....just don't think im meant to be a mass monster, mostmass monsters have big bones and frames..but you never know
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 04:46:02 PM
Im 20, those who saw my drivers license a few minutes ago saw it if not whatever..

"bro' I was always a really skinny kid  man...., then I tried bulking and just got fat..walked around for a year fat, but kind of had some muscle on me,,,,.trained heavy and hard, built my foundation...., and from there its just been a recomposition. do I want to be a freak? of course...do I think I can be a freak? probably not....just don't think im meant to be a mass monster, mostmass monsters have big bones and frames..but you never know

Just bugging. It's all an illusion anyway. If you look big and jacked, the numbers on a scale don't mean fuck all. That's why I stopped chasing mass.

I have a wife, house and a kid on the way that are my first priority now. I focus more on them and less on the gym, but I still look good. I had so many internal struggles and concerns about the numbers on the scale dropping, but now that I'm in really good shape everyone keeps telling me how big I look. The numbers on the scale mean fuck all as long as you look big and jacked. 8)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 04:55:09 PM
Just bugging. It's all an illusion anyway. If you look big and jacked, the numbers on a scale don't mean fuck all. That's why I stopped chasing mass.

I have a wife, house and a kid on the way that are my first priority now. I focus more on them and less on the gym, but I still look good. I had so many internal struggles and concerns about the numbers on the scale dropping, but now that I'm in really good shape everyone keeps telling me how big I look. The numbers on the scale mean fuck all as long as you look big and jacked. 8)

yeah well dustin you should of known I was just trying to get a response when I said "little Asian kid" to you Ive seen your physique, at your best... same with calling moneyshot "preppy". I had no idea why the fuck I called him preppy, no merit... just knew it would piss him off and get him to come out and comment in my thread.
and I agree it's stupid lifestyle, Im down in weight already ....3 more weeks of no gym and shit Ill look like tedim ;D  
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 04:57:20 PM
yeah well dustin you should of known I was just trying to get a response when I said "little Asian kid" to you Ive seen your physique, at your best... same with calling moneyshot "preppy". I had no idea why the fuck I called him preppy, no merit... just knew it would piss him off and get him to come out and comment in my thread.
and I agree it's stupid lifestyle, Im down in weight already ....3 more weeks of no gym and shit Ill look like tedim ;D  too scared to get bloodwork again, but im sleeping 16 plus hours a day...that's your body telling you it needs a break
Incoherent meltdown.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: prizm on August 08, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
I feel like pics of flinstones are like a 30 minute radio contest for tickets to some shitty concert. Maybe next time I'll be able to click the thread in time before they're gone so I can see what the fuck everyone else is talking about.  ???
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 04:59:22 PM
yeah well dustin you should of known I was just trying to get a response when I said "little Asian kid" to you Ive seen your physique, at your best... same with calling moneyshot "preppy". I had no idea why the fuck I called him preppy, no merit... just knew it would piss him off and get him to come out and comment in my thread.
and I agree it's stupid lifestyle, Im down in weight already ....3 more weeks of no gym and shit Ill look like tedim ;D  liver enzymes are 5 times the norm and Im sleeping 16 plus hours a day, body's telling me something

Hey, get off my cock, big boi!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/094f900f061edae26596463a99748b61/tumblr_mkr1l06Lbs1s6k0r8o1_500.gif)

Hahaha. Yeah man, I still love bodybuilding but I'm not obsessing over it anymore. To think back on how cool I used to think I was sneaking tuna sandwiches into a movie theatre or turning down grandma's Thanksgiving dinners. Ugh... just chalk it up to tough lessons learned. We're still young muscle studs so that's all that matters. Once you have a solid base it's a lot easier to balance stuff out. 8)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 05:01:29 PM
Hey, get off my cock, big boi!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/094f900f061edae26596463a99748b61/tumblr_mkr1l06Lbs1s6k0r8o1_500.gif)

Hahaha. Yeah man, I still love bodybuilding but I'm not obsessing over it anymore. To think back on how cool I used to think I was sneaking tuna sandwiches into a movie theatre or turning down grandma's Thanksgiving dinners. Ugh... just chalk it up to tough lessons learned. We're still young muscle studs so that's all that matters. Once you have a solid base it's a lot easier to balance stuff out. 8)
Seriously, that is the gayest (and most disturbing) thing I have ever read.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 05:03:45 PM
Seriously, that is the gayest (and most disturbing) thing I have ever read.

Dude, I used to cut out every single Animal Pak ad and plaster them all over my wall. You don't understand how badass I thought I was.

And yes, I'm still embarrassed to this day. I didn't realize you could live perfectly normal and just eat an extra chicken breast and take some juice. I used to eat so much chicken and steak too. You did not want to by near me when it came time to shit... :-X
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 05:07:17 PM
Dude, I used to cut out every single Animal Pak ad and plaster them all over my wall. You don't understand how badass I thought I was.

And yes, I'm still embarrassed to this day. I didn't realize you could live perfectly normal and just eat an extra chicken breast and take some juice. I used to eat so much chicken and steak too. You did not want to by near me when it came time to shit... :-X
You should tell Galeniko this.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 08, 2013, 05:14:38 PM
You should tell Galeniko this.

Well to be fair, gal is shredded as a cock. In the gym when the sub-q water is gone I am as well, but he walks around that way with or without a pump.

If and when I tighten my diet up I get that way too. I generally do like eating cleaner (less bloat, more efficient shits) and that permits me to eat sloppy without any problem. It boils down to how hardcore you wanna take it. I will never turn down a home cooked meal for instance, even if I've eaten sloppy earlier.

I really enjoy cooking and fresh, simple foods generally taste better than bad foods anyway. I really like Vietnamese cooking and their food's basically the best of Asian and French cooking so there's no way to go wrong there. I can eat a fuckload of salad rolls with no problem at all and feel super content.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 05:24:04 PM
neither have i, its just all broscience best guess when i talk.

creatine enanthate and thats it,the rest is hard work and eating like a champ(big fries)

yup. It would be different if everyone was honest, but if 33353  is going to be dishonest about  his use, and use it as an excuse to why they dont look as good or are "superior" then why should anyone else admit to shit?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Tedim on August 08, 2013, 05:26:19 PM
yup. It would be different if everyone was honest, but if 33353  is going to be dishonest about  his use, and use it as an excuse to why they dont look as good or are "superior" then why should anyone else admit to shit?

Don't be a follower, be a stand up guy dont be a hump.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 08, 2013, 05:28:19 PM
Just 188 pounds
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Tedim on August 08, 2013, 05:29:32 PM
Just 188 pounds

And 4'9"....
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 06:01:57 PM
Don't be a follower, be a stand up guy dont be a hump.

lol
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Borracho on August 08, 2013, 07:35:58 PM
Nice to see that Cswol let you borrow his 1993 cell phone camera. Jesus Christ! I've seen better pictures on a wall in a cave in Mesopotamia.

LOL

A great natural athlete nonetheless.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: cephissus on August 08, 2013, 07:46:01 PM
Well to be fair, gal is shredded as a cock. In the gym when the sub-q water is gone I am as well, but he walks around that way with or without a pump.

If and when I tighten my diet up I get that way too. I generally do like eating cleaner (less bloat, more efficient shits) and that permits me to eat sloppy without any problem. It boils down to how hardcore you wanna take it. I will never turn down a home cooked meal for instance, even if I've eaten sloppy earlier.

I really enjoy cooking and fresh, simple foods generally taste better than bad foods anyway. I really like Vietnamese cooking and their food's basically the best of Asian and French cooking so there's no way to go wrong there. I can eat a fuckload of salad rolls with no problem at all and feel super content.

post some recipes, stud

i remember your pics... fucking diced  :o
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 09, 2013, 11:28:51 AM
post some recipes, stud

i remember your pics... fucking diced  :o

Any Viet recipes you Google are good. The ingredients are always simple and fresh which I think can make any homemade dish taste stellar. Make some good nuoc cham and store it in the cupboard for any Viet dishes you make. Even some simple ass salad rolls will taste better than any food you've ever eaten.

Boil some pork shoulder and slice it up, along with some prawns that you slice in half for the rolls. Some lettuce or sliced cabbage, some rice noodles, cilantro, basil, Thai mint, cucumber slices and any other leafy green veggy you want to add. Throw it in, roll it up like a joint and dip those bitches in some nuoc cham.

You can put anything you want in them. I prep the ingredients and just keep some prawns and pork handy so I can roll them up any time. Other Viet dishes are just as simple to make and they're fresh as fuck. Can sub out the rice noodles for more shredded cabbage so it's low carb too.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VNO2RGBjv9I/TDzgpRIBJpI/AAAAAAAAFs0/FPdo8UNmFr0/s400/Goi-Cuon.jpg)


(http://0.static.wix.com/media/7a26e7_c802f1ea5ee07f1d8191357131c707f8.jpg_1024)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IN8aetMViLc/TgS_40TVkYI/AAAAAAAAAIw/JFLI_59FUf8/s1600/IMG_0684.JPG)
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 09, 2013, 11:39:35 AM
And 4'9"....


5'7" thanks you
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: BRO on August 09, 2013, 11:42:42 AM
Just 188 pounds

What was his height?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: cephissus on August 10, 2013, 01:58:17 PM
Any Viet recipes you Google are good. The ingredients are always simple and fresh which I think can make any homemade dish taste stellar. Make some good nuoc cham and store it in the cupboard for any Viet dishes you make. Even some simple ass salad rolls will taste better than any food you've ever eaten.

Boil some pork shoulder and slice it up, along with some prawns that you slice in half for the rolls. Some lettuce or sliced cabbage, some rice noodles, cilantro, basil, Thai mint, cucumber slices and any other leafy green veggy you want to add. Throw it in, roll it up like a joint and dip those bitches in some nuoc cham.

You can put anything you want in them. I prep the ingredients and just keep some prawns and pork handy so I can roll them up any time. Other Viet dishes are just as simple to make and they're fresh as fuck. Can sub out the rice noodles for more shredded cabbage so it's low carb too.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VNO2RGBjv9I/TDzgpRIBJpI/AAAAAAAAFs0/FPdo8UNmFr0/s400/Goi-Cuon.jpg)


(http://0.static.wix.com/media/7a26e7_c802f1ea5ee07f1d8191357131c707f8.jpg_1024)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IN8aetMViLc/TgS_40TVkYI/AAAAAAAAAIw/JFLI_59FUf8/s1600/IMG_0684.JPG)

DAMN this looks good!  Going to have to try it out.

Thanks!

ps  what are the translucent wraps called?
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: arce1988 on August 10, 2013, 05:39:29 PM
 love the clear wraps
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: Borracho on August 10, 2013, 06:46:03 PM
love the clear wraps

Those are rolling papers brah...dustin smokes his meals too.
Title: Re: weight is irrelevent (pics)
Post by: dustin on August 12, 2013, 09:15:15 AM
Those are rolling papers brah...dustin smokes his meals too.

Rizla rice papers!! lol jk

They're seriously rice papers though, just not the smoking kind. Dirt cheap and you just get a big bowl of warp water, soak them for a moment (they'll still be hard but pull them out, don't get them soggy) and as you put your filling inside they'll get to the perfect consistency. Then just roll them up like a doob and inhale them. I can eat a dozen of these things without breathing in between bites.