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Title: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: Rudee on August 12, 2013, 07:44:41 PM

A man goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful brunette who waves at him as says “hello”. He’s rather surprised, because he can’t place where he met her.

So, he says “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my children.”


He thinks back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had wild sex with on the pool table, with all of my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”

The woman looks him in the eye and calmly replies, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
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Post by: Shockwave on August 12, 2013, 07:45:46 PM
I chuckled.
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Post by: arce1988 on August 12, 2013, 07:56:56 PM
 :D ;D
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Post by: POB on August 13, 2013, 12:24:44 AM
Solid
Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 13, 2013, 12:27:06 AM
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table.

Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.'

Naked lady says.. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit
Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: paradoxno1 on August 13, 2013, 01:20:23 AM
So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.
Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on August 13, 2013, 03:34:09 AM
Quote from: paradoxno1 on August 13, 2013, 01:20:23 AM
So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

Possibly the best or worse joke of all time depending on how smart the person hearing it is
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Post by: BigCyp on August 13, 2013, 04:00:05 AM
Guy phones local builder yard and says "Hi I want a skip outside my house"

Builder replies "I'm not stopping you"
Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 13, 2013, 04:19:24 AM
Quote from: Roger Bacon on August 13, 2013, 12:27:06 AM
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table.

Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.'

Naked lady says.. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit

What'd your screen name use to be?
Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 13, 2013, 04:24:17 AM
A naked blonde walks into a bar/restaurant with a sign saying "THE FIREHOUSE" filled to the brim with bodybuilders.

As she looks around inside for a place to sit, she sees a potential place at a table in the back, next to a Musky fellow publicly known as Straw Man.

She saunters up to the table ready to sit down, as a Muscled Fellow (Joey Muscles) carrying an Aquafina Waterbottle (unopened of course) suddenly enters the establishment, and as he..































SHUTDOWN!!!





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Title: Re: Joke - Do I know you?
Post by: 38-26-40 on August 13, 2013, 10:55:01 AM
I think this is so cute lol