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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French), spreading their seed and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes in the 1930s, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against France after millions of that nation's troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Italian food is extremely overrated. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except that it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are superior.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't for the life of them keep their financial house in order. Real men handle money responsibly.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a bunch of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded the day after, to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and out of curiosity sample the real version of this stuff, it is very simple, very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are superior.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men know how to handle money.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
Groink is mostly Italian.
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Groink is mostly Italian.
shizzo is mostly alcohol
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of their troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very simple; very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are significantly better.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men handle money responsibly.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
finnocchio...Italians or Italian descent are the best ;)..ciao.
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OWNED
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of their troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very simple; very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are significantly better.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men handle money responsibly.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
In Italy, the food and it's taste are basically related to the geography/demography of the north and south areas. One tends to focus mainly on the specialty of white sauces that are phenomenal and the entrees based in a red sauce are barely passable. The other side is just the opposite with the red sauce entrees being amazing and the white sauce entrees as nothing very special. It's really a local thing. Northerners living in the southern area will import their own recipes and vice versa so you can still find something good in any area basically.
However, I have been to Italy over a dozen times in the last 7 years (all major cities) and there are somethings about the Italians themselves that never change.
* They can't drive worth a damn.
* Nutella is considered one of the four basic food groups.
* As of July 2012 the vast majority still wore capri pants, puma tennis shoes and popped collars.
* They have the nastiest teeth I have ever seen. Note I said "nastiest". Not to be confused with the British teeth that are the WORST. Worst being busted, cracked, arranged like tombstones on uneven ground, jutting around at various angles... The Italians are pretty straight and symmetrical, but just fucking nasty due to their chain smoking habits, coffee consumption levels, and general fear of tooth brushes.
* They have yet to discover what real Fanta Orange soda tastes like. Here we have the Coca Cola product Fanta Orange that is a carbonated drink that actually tastes like... orange. (Ask any black person). Over there, the Fanta Orange made by the same Coca Cola company is some water down diluted shit that tastes like a three week old orange left in the sun and squeezed over the bottom of your shoe into a rain barrel.
Other than that, the country is very beautiful. The Italian coast is absolutely stunning to cruise by.
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In Italy, the food and it's taste are basically related to the geography/demography of the north and south areas. One tends to focus mainly on the specialty of white sauces that are phenomenal and the entrees based in a red sauce are barely passable. The other side is just the opposite with the red sauce entrees being amazing and the white sauce entrees as nothing very special. It's really a local thing. Northerners living in the southern area will import their own recipes and vice versa so you can still find something good in any area basically.
However, I have been to Italy over a dozen times in the last 7 years (all major cities) and there are somethings about the Italians themselves that never change.
* They can't drive worth a damn.
* Nutella is considered one of the four basic food groups.
* As of July 2012 the vast majority still wore capri pants, puma tennis shoes and popped collars.
* They have the nastiest teeth I have ever seen. Note I said "nastiest". Not to be confused with the British teeth that are the WORST. Worst being busted, cracked, arranged like tombstones on uneven ground, jutting around at various angles... The Italians are pretty straight and symmetrical, but just fucking nasty due to their chain smoking habits, coffee consumption levels, and general fear of tooth brushes.
* They have yet to discover what real Fanta Orange soda tastes like. Here we have the Coca Cola product Fanta Orange that is a carbonated drink that actually tastes like... orange. (Ask any black person). Over there, the Fanta Orange made by the same Coca Cola company is some water down diluted shit that tastes like a three week old orange left in the sun and squeezed over the bottom of your shoe into a rain barrel.
Other than that, the country is very beautiful. The Italian coast is absolutely stunning to cruise by.
it's amazing that 'italians'from Italy or Americanized from there grand and or parents get a great knack to cook what to us 'Italian americans and or American Italians as great food passed down,my Sicilian grandmother was fantastic cook ,my mom,my sis can't cook worth of shit her husband makes sauce,vodka sauce to die for,ect....i'm happy to pass this life with Italian blood very proud.
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Lurker, that post was hilarious, especially the nutella part.
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Lurker, that post was hilarious, especially the nutella part.
my kids love nutella.
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yo adddriaaaanne!!!
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I prefer Italians over the French.
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:D ;D
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I prefer Italians over the French.
Don't get me started on the French. Soap and deodorant are like Kryponite to those bitches. The best French wines always seem to be exported to America and the UK Possibly the only places that could afford them probably or either their wineries are so ashamed of their countrymen and their bad taste that they refuse to sell it to them as they couldn't appreciate it properly. Leaving the wine kept in the country to be some really harsh shit. If you get a really smooth red there under $20 per glass, chances are it is some cheap shit that has been uncorked for 3 days. That is only way to mellow out some their shit.
Add in their fascination with eating cheese that smells like feet, snails that have drowned in garlic and vinegar, and their obsession with "chemical warfare" by attempting to asphyxiate everyone in the same room with them by wearing a ton of Lagerfield or Drakkar cologne and you can see why they aren't very popular outside of their immediate family. (and that is a stretch at that). I was over last in 2011 and their most annoying habit then stemmed from the sidewalk cafes banning smoking within 15 feet of their closest tables. So now instead of sitting there having to sniff their second hand smoke and hearing their frenzied non stop cow language into their cell phones, they wander out into the street and though you escape the smell of smoke and most of their conversation, you are compensated for it in turn by the nonstop blaring of car horns because these dumb asses are wandering back and forth into the street.
Bunch of fucking pansies who make it a day long attempt at trying to be as rude as possible and acting like they don't understand the English language. But if you step up and get in their face (hold your breath if you do) you will find out that they suddenly speak perfect English albeit the pronounced trembling in their voice due to their chicken shit asses about to wet their pants.
Best thing about France is the tourists.
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hahaha LNM killing it in this thread!
'best thing about France is the tourists' :D
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He should stop lurking and start posting more.
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He should stop lurking and start poating more.
poating is key around 'ere :D
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poating is key around 'ere :D
CAN'T USE WORD POATING UKJEFF HAS TROLL COPYRIGHT LAWS ON IT,,,
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* They have yet to discover what real Fanta Orange soda tastes like. Here we have the Coca Cola product Fanta Orange that is a carbonated drink that actually tastes like... orange. (Ask any black person). Over there, the Fanta Orange made by the same Coca Cola company is some water down diluted shit that tastes like a three week old orange left in the sun and squeezed over the bottom of your shoe into a rain barrel.
Did you just make an association with Fanta Orange soda and Italy? LOL. I spent a week on the Amalfi Coast in Italy in 2008, and I don't ever remember being let down because the Fanta Orange soda tasted differently than what we have here in North America. I believe the taste of Fanta Orange soda in Italy ranks near the bottom of the list of things people don't care for about Italy.
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Don't get me started on the French. Soap and deodorant are like Kryponite to those bitches. The best French wines always seem to be exported to America and the UK Possibly the only places that could afford them probably or either their wineries are so ashamed of their countrymen and their bad taste that they refuse to sell it to them as they couldn't appreciate it properly. Leaving the wine kept in the country to be some really harsh shit. If you get a really smooth red there under $20 per glass, chances are it is some cheap shit that has been uncorked for 3 days. That is only way to mellow out some their shit.
Add in their fascination with eating cheese that smells like feet, snails that have drowned in garlic and vinegar, and their obsession with "chemical warfare" by attempting to asphyxiate everyone in the same room with them by wearing a ton of Lagerfield or Drakkar cologne and you can see why they aren't very popular outside of their immediate family. (and that is a stretch at that). I was over last in 2011 and their most annoying habit then stemmed from the sidewalk cafes banning smoking within 15 feet of their closest tables. So now instead of sitting there having to sniff their second hand smoke and hearing their frenzied non stop cow language into their cell phones, they wander out into the street and though you escape the smell of smoke and most of their conversation, you are compensated for it in turn by the nonstop blaring of car horns because these dumb asses are wandering back and forth into the street.
Bunch of fucking pansies who make it a day long attempt at trying to be as rude as possible and acting like they don't understand the English language. But if you step up and get in their face (hold your breath if you do) you will find out that they suddenly speak perfect English albeit the pronounced trembling in their voice due to their chicken shit asses about to wet their pants.
Best thing about France is the tourists.
Hahahah, are you saying that when a nation's most successful military operation this last century is intentionally destroying its own ships, said nation should stop pretending to be relevant on the world stage and instead opt for ritualistic mass suicide?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuttling_of_the_French_fleet_in_Toulon
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No need to travel the world when we have lurkernomore around. Hey do England next :D
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of their troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very simple; very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are significantly better.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men handle money responsibly.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
Not the Sicilians that I know!
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going to Italy this week on holiday... don't really care if they're betas, what I'm really looking forward to is the food, hope it's gonna be great !
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Great stuff LNM!! Loved it! Yes, do the UK next? Soggy fish 'n chips, endless soft rain and soccer hooligans (who even die in bar fights). Tell us about their food wine/beverages culture.
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Don't forget their dirty play against Zidane in 2006 WC final!
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Don't forget their dirty play against Zidane in 2006 WC final!
Wat...
Oh, you're talking about that soccer thing.
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going to Italy this week on holiday... don't really care if they're betas, what I'm really looking forward to is the food, hope it's gonna be great !
You are going to have a great time. Italy is really a beautiful country. I do photography on the side and I am lucky enough I contract myself out with a travel company here as their official photographer when they do group trips/tours/cruises. I love photography Italy. I can't tell you the number of times I have gotten lost on little side streets while wandering around photographing elaborate door knockers or little fountains that located off the beaten path.
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Germans > Italians :D
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You are going to have a great time. Italy is really a beautiful country. I do photography on the side and I am lucky enough I contract myself out with a travel company here as their official photographer when they do group trips/tours/cruises. I love photography Italy. I can't tell you the number of times I have gotten lost on little side streets while wandering around photographing elaborate door knockers or little fountains that located off the beaten path.
Ever go to Sicily parts where they filmed the Godfather?
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Germans > Italians :D
Agree. And everybody in Europe is superior to the French.
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Chris Bertolucci aka Joey Muscles ain't no Beta
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Chris Bertolucci aka Joey Muscles ain't no Beta
NYC ginzos are not the same as Italian zips.
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Franco and Louie were complete betas to Arnold whom both were Italians ;D
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Franco and Louie were complete betas to Arnold whom both were Italians ;D
Well Arnold was no ordinary person, he was...
Hercules, The Austrian Oak!
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Well Arnold was no ordinary person, he was...
Hercules, The Austrian Oak!
Well to be fair Louie was the Incredible Hulk :D
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NYC ginzos are not the same as Italian zips.
Sure sure, a clip of some tough-guys frolickin', but they just actors, they're no Chris B aka Joey Muscles
He's da real deal!
Ain't nobody messin' wif Cris B aka The Terror of the Aquafina! (unless yer Straw Man)
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Doesn't Derek Anthony claim Italian??
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Doesn't Derek Anthony claim Italian??
Derek Anthony Springer even made a "La Cose Notre" tattoo on his back :D
Non-Italian of Peace
(http://forum.vpxsports.com/Uploads/Images/004e49c4-6d9f-49de-9f8b-94b5.jpg)
ChairPoser of peace
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England is a great country. One of my favorites, though 90% of my times has been spent in London and my ventures to other areas are scarce and limited. However, if I were going to relocate somewhere, London would be at the top of my list. I was there in May 2012 at the tail end of a drinking tour that started in Ireland (beer), went to Scotland (scotch), and ended up in London for the Queens Jubilee right before the Olympics. Amazing city. Amazing 24/7 party the entire week I was there.
You can find some of the most naturally beautiful women in the world in this city. (In addition to Norway, Sweden and Germany) By naturally beautiful, I am mean as nature intended and no reliance on make up or plastic surgery. Pure British women can be drop dead beautiful. The men? Not so much. (Not that I find any men to be beautiful mind you). Overall, the citizens are very laid back and polite in general. You can always spot the Americans in the city because they are the ones always in a rush. You can always spot the Canadians in the city as well because they are the ones wearing black socks and sandals.
About the only thing that annoys me in this city (besides the Muslims) is any time there is even a hint of sunlight, the parks are instantly packed with a mass of pasty white vitamin D deficient bodies that looks like a gathering of gothic Twilight fans. All trying to soak up the meager rays of sunlight that apparently got lost on their way down to the French coastline. One thing about British appearances is that once "a little" starts to go, "everything" goes. Those wobbly sacks of milk colored flesh also usually sport teeth that make you think of a shark due to the fact they are never in a straight line and appear to be the kind that shed and regenerate in a back to front pattern. Combined with a bald spot that seems to be mandatory upon your 16th birthday and you have to wonder how these people ever get laid.
I have only been exposed to the hooligan element in small doses. For which I am thankful. These are the only lads I know of that can get in a fight, take a beating to the face and the injuries actually improve their appearance. Saying the word "soccer" within ear shot will cause a meltdown that you haven't seen the likes of since the Nazis opened the Ark and the ghosts came flying out. The cheap warm beer along with the humid warm weather seems to turn these deadbeats into a pack of monkeys that just escaped from a Sex Addict Anonymous meeting. Humping up against anything that stands still long enough, dropping their pants to show their ass (which due to the fact it is solid white and pock marked all over this is where I assume we get the term "mooning" from.) and pissing anywhere and everywhere. And those fucking football songs. 3 or 4 lines repeated over and over and over...
The city has some of the best arts and theater in the world if you are into that. (I am). Overall, you can't really bitch about a place that gave us Winston Churchill can you?
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You can find some of the most naturally beautiful women in the world in this city. (In addition to Norway, Sweden and Germany) By naturally beautiful, I am mean as nature intended and no reliance on make up or plastic surgery. Pure British women can be drop dead beautiful. The men? Not so much. (Not that I find any men to be beautiful mind you). Overall, the citizens are very laid back and polite in general. You can always spot the Americans in the city because they are the ones always in a rush. You can always spot the Canadians in the city as well because they are the ones wearing black socks and sandals.
About the only thing that annoys me in this city (besides the Muslims) is any time there is even a hint of sunlight, the parks are instantly packed with a mass of pasty white vitamin D deficient bodies that looks like a gathering of gothic Twilight fans.
All trying to soak up the meager rays of sunlight that apparently got lost on their way down to the French coastline. One thing about British appearances is that once "a little" starts to go, "everything" goes.
Those wobbly sacks of milk colored flesh also usually sport teeth that make you think of a shark due to the fact they are never in a straight line and appear to be the kind that shed and regenerate in a back to front pattern. Combined with a bald spot that seems to be mandatory upon your 16th birthday and you have to wonder how these people ever get laid.
I have only been exposed to the hooligan element in small doses. For which I am thankful. These are the only lads I know of that can get in a fight, take a beating to the face and the injuries actually improve their appearance. Saying the word "soccer" within ear shot will cause a meltdown that you haven't seen the likes of since the Nazis opened the Ark and the ghosts came flying out. The cheap warm beer along with the humid warm weather seems to turn these deadbeats into a pack of monkeys that just escaped from a Sex Addict Anonymous meeting. Humping up against anything that stands still long enough, dropping their pants to show their ass (which due to the fact it is solid white and pock marked all over this is where I assume we get the term "mooning" from.) and pissing anywhere and everywhere. And those fucking football songs. 3 or 4 lines repeated over and over and over...
Nice
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England is a great country. One of my favorites, though 90% of my times has been spent in London and my ventures to other areas are scarce and limited. However, if I were going to relocate somewhere, London would be at the top of my list. I was there in May 2012 at the tail end of a drinking tour that started in Ireland (beer), went to Scotland (scotch), and ended up in London for the Queens Jubilee right before the Olympics. Amazing city. Amazing 24/7 party the entire week I was there.
You can find some of the most naturally beautiful women in the world in this city. (In addition to Norway, Sweden and Germany) By naturally beautiful, I am mean as nature intended and no reliance on make up or plastic surgery. Pure British women can be drop dead beautiful. The men? Not so much. (Not that I find any men to be beautiful mind you). Overall, the citizens are very laid back and polite in general. You can always spot the Americans in the city because they are the ones always in a rush. You can always spot the Canadians in the city as well because they are the ones wearing black socks and sandals.
About the only thing that annoys me in this city (besides the Muslims) is any time there is even a hint of sunlight, the parks are instantly packed with a mass of pasty white vitamin D deficient bodies that looks like a gathering of gothic Twilight fans. All trying to soak up the meager rays of sunlight that apparently got lost on their way down to the French coastline. One thing about British appearances is that once "a little" starts to go, "everything" goes. Those wobbly sacks of milk colored flesh also usually sport teeth that make you think of a shark due to the fact they are never in a straight line and appear to be the kind that shed and regenerate in a back to front pattern. Combined with a bald spot that seems to be mandatory upon your 16th birthday and you have to wonder how these people ever get laid.
I have only been exposed to the hooligan element in small doses. For which I am thankful. These are the only lads I know of that can get in a fight, take a beating to the face and the injuries actually improve their appearance. Saying the word "soccer" within ear shot will cause a meltdown that you haven't seen the likes of since the Nazis opened the Ark and the ghosts came flying out. The cheap warm beer along with the humid warm weather seems to turn these deadbeats into a pack of monkeys that just escaped from a Sex Addict Anonymous meeting. Humping up against anything that stands still long enough, dropping their pants to show their ass (which due to the fact it is solid white and pock marked all over this is where I assume we get the term "mooning" from.) and pissing anywhere and everywhere. And those fucking football songs. 3 or 4 lines repeated over and over and over...
The city has some of the best arts and theater in the world if you are into that. (I am). Overall, you can't really bitch about a place that gave us Winston Churchill can you?
Great spot on post!
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Ever go to Sicily parts where they filmed the Godfather?
Yeah. Nice country and worth a visit once or twice. One thing about it is that their mob over there is nothing like ours over here. You won't find their heavies sitting around in fucking track suits being obnoxious. And for some reason they seem immune to the genetic disability the rest of the Italian race has whereas they are unable to speak without moving their arms all around. Sometimes I think they are waving their arms around because that's how they wind up their mouths.
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lol @ Canadians wearing black socks with sandals.
Nice analysis. Wouldn't have guessed to see some nice girls in Britain. You just always hear the worst...stereotypes.
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lol @ Canadians wearing black socks with sandals.
Nice analysis. Wouldn't have guessed to see some nice girls in Britain. You just always hear the worst...stereotypes.
Well there are plenty of ugly girls there too. Usually from other locations/countries. But keep in mind that I said beautiful women. As in their late 20s and up. Being well bred and polished isn't always enough (look at Camilla) but once you get into the stock that can claim to be born under the bells, they are beautiful women. Both inside and outside.
I tend to be more culture inclined and attend the theater and opera there a good bit when I visit. I love going to art gallery opening and artist receptions. These places and interests tends to stack the odds in my favor of running into women who are way above average in all regards. But you try cruising the parks or pubs or technos/discos/oh nos and the selections there are vastly downgraded.
Their social life tends to be very cliquish and they tend to disassociate themselves from others that are beneath their standards. I was very fortunate to make the right acquaintances years ago and be introduced properly to some really great people.
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Don't hate. 100% Italian here. Watch the Fiat commercial about the Italians...
And go fuck yourself.
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Fantastic posting from Lurker no More - the man certainly knows his stuff.
I've written before about being sexed almost to death by a Finnish babe. That was in Florence. She complained that none of the Italian guys looked anything like the statues they had there, and then jumped on me and made me extremely appreciative of Scandinavian women for the rest of my life.
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You are going to have a great time. Italy is really a beautiful country. I do photography on the side and I am lucky enough I contract myself out with a travel company here as their official photographer when they do group trips/tours/cruises. I love photography Italy. I can't tell you the number of times I have gotten lost on little side streets while wandering around photographing elaborate door knockers or little fountains that located off the beaten path.
Outed as fuck.
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Outed as fuck.
Yeah. Cause no hetero ever engages in photography huh?
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Don't hate. 100% Italian here. Watch the Fiat commercial about the Italians...
And go fuck yourself.
I forgot to mention that true blooded 100% Italians are generally whiny ass bottom queers as well.
But hey... spit that accent out of your mouth and maybe you can fool a few people into thinking you are Spanish.
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Yeah. Cause no hetero ever engages in photography huh?
(http://www.ricksteves.com/images/rick/hr_rick_britain_cows.jpg)
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Looks more manly than you I have to admit.
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I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".
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I heard tell recently of a gentleman of Chinese extraction who quit his job, dumped his whitey gf, and traveled to his ancestral homeland. Did a whole language immersion course and really got in touch with his roots.
So where am I supposed to go? Fucking Germany? I'm asking you.
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I heard tell recently of a gentleman of Chinese extraction who quit his job, dumped his whitey gf, and traveled to his ancestral homeland. Did a whole language immersion course and really got in touch with his roots.
So where am I supposed to go? Fucking Germany? I'm asking you.
What's wrong with Germany Tape?
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I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".
THEY ARE AMERICAN ITALIAN'S OR AMERICAN OF ITALIAN DESCENT,ITS GOES ITALIAN BORN THERE COME AMERICA,1ST GEN ITALIAN AMERICAN,2ND GEN AMERICAN ITALIAN,
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I am irritated by those people who are born and raised in America and proclaim that they are "Italian".
I'm first generation in America. My parents were born in Italy. Close enough... So you and Lurkerisghey ....
Go fuck yourselves.
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Great inventors of many things and artists but have trouble executing them for profit.
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If Italians are Beta, then Greeks are Theta
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LOL @ claiming to be Italian and probably never even set foot in the country.
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What's wrong with Germany Tape?
It's a land of dissonance. Generously endowed frauen with buttergesicht. Wonderfully ornate brass door knockers and suburban neo-nazism. The best thing about Germany is the American tourists.
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Great inventors of many things and artists but have trouble executing them for profit.
Yes, a gifted but impractical people. Typical of the shorter races.
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
2. They have an extremely beta military tradition: they dithered during World War I and switched allegiance to the winning side; they barely defeated a bunch of Ethiopian tribes during the run-up to World War II, resorting to chemical weapon use; they launched a sneak attack against the French after millions of their troops had been surrounded by the Nazis and still lost; they were defeated by Greek and Albanian peasants in the Balkans; 500 thousand plus Italians couldn't defeat a small group of Indian and South African divisions under the Brits in North Africa and Ethiopia, instead surrendering; and, they are the only country to surrender three times in a war (to the Allies in 1943, to the Germans after they invaded soon after, and to the Allies again at war's end).
3. Real pizza sucks. If you ever go to Italy and sample the real stuff, it is very simple; very plain. In fact, all of Italy has food just like the Olive Garden, except it ends up tasting better because the raw ingredients are significantly better.
4. They are one of the PIIGS nations of Eurozone crisis fame, proving that they can't handle financial matters. Real men handle money responsibly.
5. Those "guys" on the Jershey Shore are Italian. Enough said.
Hope this helps
YES!!!!! Agreed...italians are worthless..they are NOT the same people from the Roman times or even the renaissance. Their history and the associated tourism keeps them afloat, if it weren't for that they would be a third world country mark my words.
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Germans are excellent at engineering cars and kitchens. The kitchen I am having installed now was custom built in Germany and shipped here where it is being assembled in home now.
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Prostitution is legal in Germany.
What about AAS?
Idk man. I didn't pay for any furher-race 'tang while I was there. Somehow, it didn't seem worth my while.
Seriously, I remember Germany being full of old people. Everywhere I went - The Elderly. I actually helped some struggling old lady carry her shopping home and, upon arriving, enjoyed a very broken conversation over a cup of hot something. She liked the American men, as I recall. Back in The War. (Don't mention The War.) And I took my leave. Yes, Germany was one non-stop boner.
And salamis. That's a breakfast of champs.
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The avergae italian man is 135lbs with 12 inch arms, smells like onions, and spends all their money on designer clothes, sunglasses and cigarettes and spends their day standing on street corners yelling comments to women passing by.
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1. They aren't the vaunted Romans of antiquity: a variegated class of peoples have occupied some or all of Italy since the Empire's fall, spreading their seed (Ostrogoths, Lombards, Arabs, Berbers, Normans, Austrians, French) and thus severely diluting or outright eliminating the Roman genome.
I think to some degree though, they're redeemed by the great Italian Americans.
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Idk man. I didn't pay for any furher-race 'tang while I was there. Somehow, it didn't seem worth my while.
Seriously, I remember Germany being full of old people. Everywhere I went - The Elderly. I actually helped some struggling old lady carry her shopping home and, upon arriving, enjoyed a very broken conversation over a cup of hot something. She liked the American men, as I recall. Back in The War. (Don't mention The War.) And I took my leave. Yes, Germany was one non-stop boner.
And salamis. That's a breakfast of champs.
Isn't that how 99% of Oma porn starts out?
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I think to some degree though, they're redeemed by the great Italian Americans.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=488270.0;attach=530622;image)
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I think the most hated were the Spaniards. They were extremely racist, and bloody tyrants.
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Outed as fuck.
Looking at things belonging to different cultures is pretty cool. Spent two weeks in Italy and Germany two years ago on my honeymoon and enjoyed every bit. When I wasn't drinking/eating/banging, I was taking in all of the sites and did several private walking tours. It was a great time, and I plan on going 17 days this Christmas, maybe I'll hit up lurkernomore for travel tips, dude seems well aware of what's going on in the homeland of white America.
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Looking at things belonging to different cultures is pretty cool. Spent two weeks in Italy and Germany two years ago on my honeymoon and enjoyed every bit. When I wasn't drinking/eating/banging, I was taking in all of the sites and did several private walking tours. It was a great time, and I plan on going 17 days this Christmas, maybe I'll hit up lurkernomore for travel tips, dude seems well aware of what's going on in the homeland of white America.
Outed.
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Outed as fuck.
ROFL
He was being completely sincere too, making it even gayer. :D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=488270.0;attach=530622;image)
I stand corrected :D
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DA would be the loser norm no matter what race he belonged to.
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