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Title: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: jehwitCE on September 03, 2013, 12:25:33 PM
(http://www.otoons.com/politics/images/jesus-laughing.jpg)
You mad?
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: anabolichalo on September 03, 2013, 01:32:03 PM
would you let your daughter date a palestinian?

you said they are white after all
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 03, 2013, 01:36:03 PM
(http://www.otoons.com/politics/images/jesus-laughing.jpg)
You mad?
Oh brother now 20 pages from wiggs coming up.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: gee38 on September 03, 2013, 01:48:46 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 03, 2013, 02:04:01 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds
;D
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: King Shizzo on September 03, 2013, 02:04:47 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds
Either way, Tom Hanks will get to the bottom of this.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Parker on September 03, 2013, 02:08:01 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds
Chances are more than likely, Jey-sus was giving the holy soul pole  to ex-prostitute turned disciple Mary Magdalene. Whether or not they had kids, we don't know.
Pretty good for a roughly 5'1-5'2 man.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 03, 2013, 02:11:25 PM
(http://www.otoons.com/politics/images/jesus-laughing.jpg)
You mad?

He wasn't white and in all probability never existed
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Archer77 on September 03, 2013, 02:14:05 PM
Isn't his message more important than his color.  He died for all of us.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: King Shizzo on September 03, 2013, 02:16:02 PM
What do you define as white? He certainly was not black. He would Have looked middle eastern.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 03, 2013, 02:26:59 PM
Any NON WHITE J.C. illustrations in Gutenberg Bible  ;D ;D ;D
(Johannes Gutenberg 1395-1468)
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 03, 2013, 03:57:32 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds

all excellent points
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Pet shop boys on September 03, 2013, 04:21:05 PM
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
 He went into his father's business.
 He lived at home until he was 30.
 He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
 He never got married.
 He was always telling stories.
 He loved green pastures.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
 His first name was Jesus.
 He was bilingual.
 He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
 He talked with his hands.
 He had wine with every meal.
 He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
 He called everybody "brother."
 He liked Gospel.
 He couldn't get a fair trial.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
 He never cut his hair.
 He walked around barefoot.
 He started a new religion.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
 He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
 He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
 Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do


WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: thebrink on September 03, 2013, 05:14:30 PM
Isn't his message more important than his color.  He died for all of us.

nope.
race>everything on getbig
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Archer77 on September 03, 2013, 05:16:01 PM
nope.
race>everything on getbig

Well then, Jesus was at least part black.  He was born out of wedlock with an absentee father and he eventually died of what could be described as gang violence.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: The Ugly on September 03, 2013, 05:19:34 PM
Actually, Jesus was chartreuse.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Hulkotron on September 03, 2013, 05:20:34 PM
Jesus had great conditioning but he would struggle in the muscularity round.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: thebrink on September 03, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
Well then, Jesus was at least part black.  He was born out of wedlock with an absentee father and he eventually died of what could be described as gang violence.

ahahaha!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 03, 2013, 05:48:49 PM
A few centuries too early to be "Italian"  :D
Today he (JC) would play for Los Blancos (Real Madrid)  :D
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: jehwitCE on September 03, 2013, 06:54:06 PM
(http://www.a-w-i-p.com/media/blogs/spiritual-matters//JESUS_hoffman_piw_color_cropped.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: tu_holmes on September 03, 2013, 07:12:32 PM
Chances are more than likely, Jey-sus was giving the holy soul pole  to ex-prostitute turned disciple Mary Magdalene. Whether or not they had kids, we don't know.
Pretty good for a roughly 5'1-5'2 man.

There is no biblical reference to her being a prostitute... A sinner yes. Not a prostitute though.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 04, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
jesus defo white

he turned water into wine not into rum

he also had no kids at all  let alone any he didn't take care of


also no mention of him knocking round chicken shops in an old 3 series BMW trying to pull 14 years old white birds

If he would turn water into Purple Grape Drank i'd be considering the possibility though
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: randy841 on September 04, 2013, 11:08:45 PM
The so called blessed virgin (Mary) was the queen of all whores in history according to biblical references.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: calfzilla on September 05, 2013, 02:23:45 AM
Jesus had great conditioning but he would struggle in the muscularity round.

Do you think he would be the type to hike his thing up his ass so the judges have a better view of the shredded glutes?
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 05, 2013, 02:32:17 AM
Jesus DID wear a glittery thong underneath his robe, just to please the Getbiggers and Mr "Gimme 10 Names"
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: MAXX on September 05, 2013, 02:34:10 AM
jesus was a black jew  :D
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Lifter_X on September 05, 2013, 02:58:45 AM
Do you think he would be the type to hike his thing up his ass so the judges have a better view of the shredded glutes?

What kind of bodybuilding are you watching?
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: calfzilla on September 05, 2013, 03:30:57 AM
What kind of bodybuilding are you watching?

 :-X meant to be thong. Sorry typing on iPhone and it doesn't know what a thong is, keeps wanting to autocorrect.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Lifter_X on September 05, 2013, 04:16:13 AM
:-X meant to be thong. Sorry typing on iPhone and it doesn't know what a thong is, keeps wanting to autocorrect.

Lol. it's amazing that iphone managed to make a thong reference even gayer.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: thebrink on September 05, 2013, 07:00:04 PM
Lol. it's amazing that iphone managed to make a thong reference even gayer.

X2
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: tu_holmes on September 10, 2013, 02:29:13 PM
The so called blessed virgin (Mary) was the queen of all whores in history according to biblical references.

No... Different Mary.

Mary his mother is not Mary Magdaline.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 10, 2013, 02:29:59 PM
wiggs is white.
Title: Re: Jesus was WHITE...get over it
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 10, 2013, 03:20:39 PM
wiggs is white.

....and daily user of Jan Tana tan products  ;D ;D ;D