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Title: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: 240 is Back on September 04, 2013, 10:07:24 PM
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Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 04, 2013, 10:10:25 PM
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What exactly were you hoping to find by watching Jay's "lifestyle" video?  Entertainment?  I have a hard time believing that there are hetero men who have nothing better to do with their time (chasing women for example) than to watch a "lifestyle" video from some roided bodybuilder.  Fans routinely claim that they are inspired from watching training videos but the "lifestyle" video doesn't even pretend to offer that.  It is a vanity video produced specifically for closet homos, wannabes, and sycophants.  So which are you?  In either case, your plaints about the video (and the fact that you watched it) ultimately reflect more poorly on you than on Cutler.

I have said it many times: bodybuilders should be seen (flexing) and not heard.  I cannot think of one bodybuilder who has a "lifestyle" video I would take the time to watch.  Cutler could be a wonderful man or a jerk; either way, I don't care.  If I were a fan of his flexing while he was wearing a thong or daisy dukes that wouldn't change based on his off stage antics as I don't care enough to know about them.  Why do you?

The only thing more creepy than him hanging out with twentysomethings is that you're watching him hanging out with twentysomethings.  ::)
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: delta9mda on September 04, 2013, 10:13:20 PM
watched the vid and now ill go chase my wife in the next room (no homo) 8)
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: cswol on September 04, 2013, 10:13:27 PM
notice how he made the pillows in a pyramid
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 04, 2013, 10:14:41 PM
notice how he made the pillows in a pyramid

Are you serious with this comment?

You give conspiracy theorists like myself a bad name!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: cswol on September 04, 2013, 10:15:29 PM
how you think he won the olympias, by doing what he was told, every morning get up and build a pyramid!
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Costanza on September 04, 2013, 10:16:40 PM
Possibly the most boring human being on planet Earth, a corpse has more personality.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 04, 2013, 10:16:50 PM
how you think he won the olympias, by doing what he was told, every morning get up and build a pyramid!

Okay, I see what you're saying...  :o
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: epic_alien on September 04, 2013, 11:20:14 PM
how you think he won the olympias, by doing what he was told, every morning get up and build a pyramid!


is this like the pryamid bean shits falcon takes?
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Moontrane on September 04, 2013, 11:32:34 PM
He attended the morning ritual in uniform.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: missile on September 05, 2013, 01:27:57 AM
Very sexy video.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: flinstones1 on September 05, 2013, 01:45:28 AM
that is some serious fucking OCD
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: whitewidow on September 05, 2013, 01:52:26 AM
that is some serious fucking OCD

OCD is pretty common with all bodybuilders. I have seen some bodybuilders so OCD it make me sick. worse then jay. These guys don't do shit but workout all day and eat and shoot drugs,tan, eat somemore,shoot somemore, lift somemore,look at themselves in the mirror and pose, go to tanning salons and get mainucres and pedicures some crazy shit! I lived that life for awhile myself but it just got to crazy. I like to go get laid and hang out with some ladys, these other guys don;t give a shit if they get laid at all! that is just not healthy!
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: jwb on September 05, 2013, 02:01:02 AM
His right arm is fucked up what happened to his forearms?
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 02:02:19 AM
"Repetitively stacking or lining up objects is a behavior sometimes associated with individuals with autism."

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

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Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: jwb on September 05, 2013, 02:04:15 AM
What kind of man breaks up with his wife and STILL keeps those fucking throw pillows on his bed?
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: MAXX on September 05, 2013, 02:07:52 AM
that is some serious fucking OCD
no kidding...
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Archer77 on September 05, 2013, 02:39:14 AM
Are you serious with this comment?

You give conspiracy theorists like myself a bad name!!  ;D

Wouldn't a great strategy to discredit conspiracy theorist be sending people like cswol out into the world as  represenative. Cswol serves his masters well.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 05, 2013, 02:57:08 AM
Looks like he is preparing for whores to come over to impress them, otherwise why would a man put all the pillows on a bed.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 05, 2013, 03:07:35 AM
Wouldn't a great strategy to discredit conspiracy theorist be sending people like cswol out into the world as  represenative. Cswol serves his masters well.

That's what I was thinking!!  You read his posts, and it can completely turn you off of anything that's not mainstream.

haha... I still don't know if he's bullshitting about stacking the pillows in a pyramid?!?!  ROFL

Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: ukjeff on September 05, 2013, 04:25:51 AM
What kind of man breaks up with his wife and STILL keeps those fucking throw pillows on his bed?
This.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Wiggs on September 05, 2013, 04:30:14 AM
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Where does "MadMax" sleep? Next to the foot of Jay's bed?
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Wiggs on September 05, 2013, 04:34:05 AM
Jay looks small. For Jay.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: theredeemer on September 05, 2013, 04:39:42 AM
Is that a giant bed?  Because Jay looks like a midget next to it.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: youandme on September 05, 2013, 05:45:22 AM
notice how he made the pillows in a pyramid

lmao

I make my bed, lol.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: SmallPole on September 05, 2013, 06:19:25 AM
i consider myself to be somewhat of jay's fan, but holy fuck his videos are becomming impossible to watch
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: njflex on September 05, 2013, 09:47:30 AM
Jay looks small. For Jay.
looks it,streamlined jay I think he looks good and will be ripped up well,def used to a bigger version but you never know how much he fills out come show time.i think this was a good move for him at this age .
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: JasonH on September 05, 2013, 09:54:07 AM
"Jay makes bed"

Wonderful.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 05, 2013, 09:59:47 AM
Looks like he's getting the bed ready for his next client
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Man of Steel on September 05, 2013, 10:08:13 AM
This video confirms for me that he is divorced (since people still question it). 

Only men with regrets make a bed and put the decorative pillows (that their former spouse or girlfriend purchased) on it each morning.   

Plus, within this lavish bedroom set in this multimillion dollar estate there are two more give aways that he is single.....$9 boxfan and $20 towerfan.  A wife might let you get away with the tower fan, but the box fan in the master bedroom LOL....no way......Kerry long gone.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: viking1 on September 05, 2013, 10:40:33 AM
He seems so down... somebody give him a hug and some banzai bobs, stat...    no homo.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 10:42:30 AM
He seems so down... somebody give him a hug and some banzai bobs, stat...    no homo.

Well, go ahead and wear a 'no homo' shirt.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 05, 2013, 10:44:45 AM
Is that a giant bed?  Because Jay looks like a midget next to it.
Big bed, but Jay looks smaller than 2009! 4th place for him!
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Croatch on September 05, 2013, 12:42:35 PM
Losing the dogs seems like a big plus, losing a supportive wife....not so much, but no one knows how that was going.  Having this random kid shoot videos of you, just strange...and that's coming from me.
It sounds like a fanboy won the "live with Cutler for a year" contest in MD...small print: wash soiled posing trunks...by hand, film random daily events.
I guess he won. ???
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: haider on September 05, 2013, 12:51:03 PM
Losing the dogs seems like a big plus, losing a supportive wife....not so much, but no one knows how that was going.  Having this random kid shoot videos of you, just strange...and that's coming from me.
It sounds like a fanboy won the "live with Cutler for a year" contest in MD...small print: wash soiled posing trunks...by hand, film random daily events.
I guess he won. ???
Croatch you need to make videos again instead of the constant stream of negative posts. You were quite the getbig star back in the day  :D
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 05, 2013, 12:57:19 PM
Holy fuck, any man that spends that much time putting pillows on his bed every morning needs to have his mancard revoked asap.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Papper on September 05, 2013, 01:44:01 PM
He is not well.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: 240 is Back on September 05, 2013, 01:49:06 PM
Jay looks small. For Jay.

Im getting a creeping feeling that what ronnie said - that moment, 3 weeks before the show, when you suddenly realize you're TOO SMALL and once you lose that fat, you realize YOU LOST TOO MUCH MUSCLE...

I think I'm more convinced than ever that he doesn't do this show.  He might not know it yet... but he really does look small now that he's getting close to the show.  Kai and Ramy don't look small.   

Ronnie is a smart man when it comes to this - he went thru it and truly believed he would be just as good.... and when he came back, it was 3 weeks out, and THAT is when Ronnie finally noticed it.  jay's 4 weeks out now. 
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: njflex on September 05, 2013, 01:51:27 PM
Im getting a creeping feeling that what ronnie said - that moment, 3 weeks before the show, when you suddenly realize you're TOO SMALL and once you lose that fat, you realize YOU LOST TOO MUCH MUSCLE...

I think I'm more convinced than ever that he doesn't do this show.  He might not know it yet... but he really does look small now that he's getting close to the show.  Kai and Ramy don't look small.   

Ronnie is a smart man when it comes to this - he went thru it and truly believed he would be just as good.... and when he came back, it was 3 weeks out, and THAT is when Ronnie finally noticed it.  jay's 4 weeks out now. 

WE'LL SEE..HE DOES NOT LOOK THAT SMALL...
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Wiggs on September 05, 2013, 01:52:18 PM
Im getting a creeping feeling that what ronnie said - that moment, 3 weeks before the show, when you suddenly realize you're TOO SMALL and once you lose that fat, you realize YOU LOST TOO MUCH MUSCLE...

I think I'm more convinced than ever that he doesn't do this show.  He might not know it yet... but he really does look small now that he's getting close to the show.  Kai and Ramy don't look small.   

Ronnie is a smart man when it comes to this - he went thru it and truly believed he would be just as good.... and when he came back, it was 3 weeks out, and THAT is when Ronnie finally noticed it.  jay's 4 weeks out now. 


I thought this this morning watching the video..... "Shit, Rob is right. He's small, too small, small enough I can see him pulling out of the show." But then, I thought, Jay is the Kinda guy to show up anyway just to prove a point that he was doing the show even he shows up looking like ass.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on September 05, 2013, 01:58:49 PM
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Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: 240 is Back on September 05, 2013, 02:01:15 PM
I thought this this morning watching the video..... "Shit, Rob is right. He's small, too small, small enough I can see him pulling out of the show." But then, I thought, Jay is the Kinda guy to show up anyway just to prove a point that he was doing the show even he shows up looking like ass.

Yeah, he still looks great in a mirror... but 267?   That's what Jay himself registered, right?  Everyone saying 278, 280, but I read something about 267 was what he listed on his daily weight thing he does... that's what, 252 on show day once water drops?  Maybe under 250?  I'd like to see a scale output to clarify that... IF IF IF he is 267 today, yes, he's gonna be outsized in a big way.

I've read lots of numbers in the reporting, so I could be mistaken there... IMO he looks 267 or even 265... I don't see 280 pounds of human being there, I just dont.  But hey, I'm a fan, not a judge.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: anabolichalo on September 05, 2013, 02:02:44 PM
jay's videos have been lame for years

ever since that homo started following him around
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: bradistani on September 05, 2013, 02:04:51 PM
1, i don't know which would be worse.. having to make that bastard every day, or having to clear the cunt off every night when you're knackered and all you wanna do in jump into bed but you can't because of all those faggy cushions  ::)

2, there's no way on earth a single bloke should EVER have bed made up like that in the first place! such cushiony nonsense is only ever permissible if, and ONLY if, there is a lady of the house.

3, jay's bed is ridiculously small for a man of his size.  
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 02:25:37 PM
jay's videos have been lame for years

ever since that homo started following him around

Dave Bourlet is an underrated schmoe. I believe this ass kisser is as creepy as the mayor.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: viking1 on September 05, 2013, 02:59:29 PM
What happened to Jays other schmoe who was with him a few years ago....     the dude with the triceps implants ???
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 03:26:36 PM
What happened to Jays other schmoe who was with him a few years ago....     the dude with the triceps implants ???

He became bored of Jay's presence.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 05, 2013, 03:37:38 PM
Making a bed up like that I don't what say, I huge former Mr O doing shit like that he is lost he could pay Arnold's maid to do that.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Croatch on September 05, 2013, 03:47:26 PM
Croatch you need to make videos again instead of the constant stream of negative posts. You were quite the getbig star back in the day  :D
Nothing more dull than positive posts. I come hear to take a shit, then leave.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 03:51:00 PM
Making a bed up like that I don't what say, I huge former Mr O doing shit like that he is lost he could pay Arold's maid to do that.

Rituals like these have meditative qualities, but yeah, he is lost with his control freak attitude.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: kh300 on September 05, 2013, 04:53:09 PM
Thats some fucked up shit. Not just the pillow thing but the fact some dude was at his house when he first woke up.

Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: syntaxmachine on September 05, 2013, 05:25:27 PM
Dave Bourlet is an underrated schmoe. I believe this ass kisser is as creepy as the major.

The Mayor got a promotion?
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 05, 2013, 05:28:34 PM
The Mayor got a promotion?

Mea culpa :D
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: WalterWhite on September 05, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Guys your missing the major issue here!  His estrogen is too high! ;)

Maybe he's doing physique.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: 240 is Back on September 05, 2013, 08:30:41 PM
stylish dude, no doubt about it
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 05, 2013, 09:03:00 PM
Croatch you need to make videos again instead of the constant stream of negative posts. You were quite the getbig star back in the day  :D

x2!!

Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 05, 2013, 09:06:20 PM
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 05, 2013, 09:08:03 PM
Total getbigger:

Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Master Blaster on September 05, 2013, 09:35:22 PM
Im getting a creeping feeling that what ronnie said - that moment, 3 weeks before the show, when you suddenly realize you're TOO SMALL and once you lose that fat, you realize YOU LOST TOO MUCH MUSCLE...

I think I'm more convinced than ever that he doesn't do this show.  He might not know it yet... but he really does look small now that he's getting close to the show.  Kai and Ramy don't look small.   

Ronnie is a smart man when it comes to this - he went thru it and truly believed he would be just as good.... and when he came back, it was 3 weeks out, and THAT is when Ronnie finally noticed it.  jay's 4 weeks out now. 


He'll look fine. His point is that he can bring quality. He might not be shooting for #1.

Gotta sell ad space/supplements

Personally, I actually think he is gonna hold this condition and grow to the show. Gonna go all out in the last few weeks. This is the last ride in the rodeo for him.
Title: Re: The Jay Cutler Morning Ritual
Post by: Master Blaster on September 05, 2013, 09:38:20 PM
This is a "rope-a-dope" move.

Prolly taken months ago.