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Title: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 07, 2013, 09:53:36 AM
Primemuscle is the resident "old guy" here, and I'd imagine he is somewhat of a father figure to many of us.  Conversely, since he never had any children, I know he sees all of us as his children, and enjoys sharing the life experience he has acquired over his years.

That being said, what is the most important thing you've learned from this elder statesman?   Here's mine:

Being and "old guy" I have my share of shit stories. Let's just say it is never a pleasant experience. At least at my age, I have no qualms about using someone's or a public toilet. I would never try to hold it like some of you did in the stories you've told. I pretty much go to the toilet even when I feel a fart coming on....don't want to take a chance of having an "accident."

Two things to consider: wet wipes and black underwear.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: SF1900 on September 07, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
Primemuscle is the resident "old guy" here, and I'd imagine he is somewhat of a father figure to many of us.  Conversely, since he never had any children, I know he sees all of us as his children, and enjoys sharing the life experience he has acquired over his years.

That being said, what is the most important thing you've learned from this elder statesman?   Here's mine:



A father figure? Are you high? I would not consider that old creeper to be anything of the sort.

I would never let a man who salivated over Tbombz in a bunny costume be considered a father-figure.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 07, 2013, 10:06:57 AM
Primemuscle is the resident "old guy" here, and I'd imagine he is somewhat of a father figure to many of us.  Conversely, since he never had any children, I know he sees all of us as his children, and enjoys sharing the life experience he has acquired over his years.

That being said, what is the most important thing you've learned from this elder statesman?   Here's mine:


He has children, clueless virgin ::)
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Branchs Ears on September 07, 2013, 10:11:20 AM
The only thing I've learned from that creepy old man is I never want to be a creepy old man.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: calfzilla on September 07, 2013, 11:38:10 AM
That you can have it all, be married to a woman and suck cock! 



 ;) just messin with ya prime. Prime is a good dude in a great white community.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Raymondo on September 07, 2013, 11:42:18 AM
Primemuscle is the resident "old guy" here, and I'd imagine he is somewhat of a father figure to many of us.  Conversely, since he never had any children, I know he sees all of us as his children, and enjoys sharing the life experience he has acquired over his years.

That being said, what is the most important thing you've learned from this elder statesman?   Here's mine:



 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: anabolichalo on September 07, 2013, 12:53:56 PM
what can you learn from a guy with no delts
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Henda on September 07, 2013, 12:57:32 PM
You must absolutley suck if some random old bloke on a bodybuilding site is your father figure and is the one who finally taught you how not to shit yourself.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Chacka on September 07, 2013, 12:58:44 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Tapeworm on September 07, 2013, 01:03:56 PM
If you marry young you won't become an old unmarriagable bastard like the rest of us.  You become an old married bastard.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: the trainer on September 07, 2013, 06:36:11 PM
Primemuscle is the resident "old guy" here, and I'd imagine he is somewhat of a father figure to many of us.  Conversely, since he never had any children, I know he sees all of us as his children, and enjoys sharing the life experience he has acquired over his years.

That being said, what is the most important thing you've learned from this elder statesman?   Here's mine:


I learn that old men suck cock.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Natural Man on September 07, 2013, 06:40:22 PM
That being sexually molested by a old man when you re a kid makes you turn into a confused homo who talks about sucking men cock's on a bodybuilding messageboard.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: dr.chimps on September 07, 2013, 06:42:09 PM
He's alright. Tends to go on a bit, and be sententious, but all right.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: che on September 07, 2013, 06:45:34 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=392895.0;attach=425783;image)
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: dr.chimps on September 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=392895.0;attach=425783;image)
Good-looking watch. Breakfast nook solid. Spatulas, and other kitchen implements handily placed.  8/10
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: SF1900 on September 07, 2013, 10:56:44 PM
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Imagine that walking into your bedroom, late at night, laying down next to you, and stroking your hair while saying, "Its okay, I am here for you."
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 07, 2013, 11:01:52 PM
Prime is ok likes to talk alot.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Chacka on September 07, 2013, 11:09:58 PM

sexual tension level 10 in this thread  :-X
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: missile on September 08, 2013, 12:59:59 AM
He taught me how to get laid in Turkish bath house!  Good man!
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: booty on September 08, 2013, 01:04:16 AM
Jay has children. And he's a good bloke.
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 08, 2013, 01:09:54 AM


Imagine that walking into your bedroom, late at night, laying down next to you, and stroking your hair while saying, "Its okay, I am here for you."
lol
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 08, 2013, 01:34:17 AM
I like the guy.  He's grown on me (no homo)

 8)
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: anabolichalo on September 08, 2013, 01:57:56 AM
i think his level of reasoning is fairly low

but not a maliscious individual regardless
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: AbrahamG on September 08, 2013, 01:59:11 AM
That being married and fucking dudes is A OK!
Title: Re: What wisdom have you learned from Primemuscle
Post by: drockland on September 08, 2013, 02:21:41 AM
weird homosexual