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Title: Jesus height?
Post by: BDsauce on September 07, 2013, 06:10:01 PM
I've heard he was like 5'2" or so.....

There seems to be a lot of Jesus historians on this board, so what was his actual height?

Thanks
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: monstermunch on September 07, 2013, 06:11:51 PM
Arab Jew midget.

PIP.
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 07, 2013, 06:21:53 PM
5'10'' blond green eyed & Hercules was his personal trainer  ;)
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Post by: LittleJ on September 07, 2013, 06:26:14 PM
9'11.5
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Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 07, 2013, 06:26:50 PM
 ;D ;D
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Post by: hipolito mejia on September 07, 2013, 07:40:40 PM
According to Ricky Martin...    6'2".
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: polychronopolous on September 07, 2013, 07:44:10 PM
5'10'' blond green eyed & Hercules was his personal trainer  ;)

Hell yeah. Now we're talking.
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Post by: thebrink on September 07, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
estimated to be between 6 4 and 6 7
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Post by: Man of Steel on September 07, 2013, 08:05:53 PM
Jesus, the guy down my street, is roughly 5'8".
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Post by: the trainer on September 07, 2013, 08:51:50 PM
I dont give a fuck about jesus height as long as his biceps are over 16 inches and he was not a twink then he is ok in my book.
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: dj181 on September 07, 2013, 09:23:47 PM
Jesus, the guy down my street, is roughly 5'8".

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: MikMaq on September 07, 2013, 09:37:07 PM
If he's the son of god he better be packing.
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 07, 2013, 09:49:04 PM
Hell yeah. Now we're talking.

and he was paid in negro chicks (2 per hour)  ;D
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Post by: AbrahamG on September 07, 2013, 09:51:18 PM
The next time Jesus cuts my lawn, I'll ask him how tall he is. 
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: OTHstrong on September 07, 2013, 10:24:08 PM
I've heard he was like 5'2" or so.....

There seems to be a lot of Jesus historians on this board, so what was his actual height?

Thanks
There is no indication of height in any ancient manuscript or written literature from historians that gives us any reason to believe a specific height.

The only possibility of knowing his height (and it is a long shot) is the Shroud of Taurin which gives the approximate height of 5 foot 6 to 5 foot 7, if and only if the image is indeed Jesus. Some believe it is and some do not.   :-\
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 07, 2013, 10:28:56 PM
I saw him once he was 7"7" taller than Manute Bol.
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 07, 2013, 10:35:18 PM
I saw him once he was 7"7" taller than Manute Bol.

...hmm at that height he would suffer from a lover back pain in his old age  :P
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Parker on September 07, 2013, 10:52:54 PM
I've heard he was like 5'2" or so.....

There seems to be a lot of Jesus historians on this board, so what was his actual height?

Thanks
In that time and area, men were around 5'1-5'2.
Title: Re: Jesus height?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 07, 2013, 10:56:22 PM
In that time and area, men were around 5'1-5'2.
Sounds like a Japanese.