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Title: Can you do a split? (Ballroom dancing)
Post by: 240 is Back on September 12, 2013, 07:01:09 PM
Which getbiggers can do a split?  And if so, how long does it take a normal man to attain this ability?

Also, how many of yall have experience in ballroom dancing?  Serious Q here.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: Knooger on September 12, 2013, 07:03:29 PM
I can split your mom's anus with my cock.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: Knooger on September 12, 2013, 07:05:29 PM
Serious answer, I lack flexibility.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: che on September 12, 2013, 07:07:35 PM
My wife can .


(http://pics.rofl.to/media/data/pic-df80d89a0f28f819a0c8cfa98d2b9d53-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: Wolfox on September 12, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
Depends on how flexible you are to start with but it can be done within a year if you stretch everyday.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: Fury on September 12, 2013, 07:12:43 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 12, 2013, 07:01:09 PM
Which getbiggers can do a split?  And if so, how long does it take a normal man to attain this ability?

Check out the book "Stretching Scientifically" by Thomas Kurz. Will get you there in a few months if you're diligent about it.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: Knooger on September 12, 2013, 07:13:35 PM
Quote from: che on September 12, 2013, 07:07:35 PM
My wife can .


(http://pics.rofl.to/media/data/pic-df80d89a0f28f819a0c8cfa98d2b9d53-full.jpg)

I think I would like to not fuck her.
Title: Re: Can you do a split?
Post by: 240 is Back on September 12, 2013, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: Knooger on September 12, 2013, 07:03:29 PM
I can split your mom's anus with my cock.

youre not the first bro.  My dad used to wreck that shit.


Quote from: Fury on September 12, 2013, 07:12:43 PM
Check out the book "Stretching Scientifically" by Thomas Kurz. Will get you there in a few months if you're diligent about it.


thanks man.  Anyone here do ballroom dancing?  I guess I might as well be fully honest on this one lol...



Title: Re: Can you do a split? (Ballroom dancing)
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 12, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 12, 2013, 07:01:09 PM
Which getbiggers can do a split?  And if so, how long does it take a normal man to attain this ability?

Also, how many of yall have experience in ballroom dancing?  Serious Q here.

I saw a cop (on the show Cops) to the splits to handcuff someone that was laying on the ground.  Crazy, the guy must be a dancer trying to show off or something.