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Title: Erections in the gym
Post by: the trainer on September 17, 2013, 12:01:31 PM
Have any of you guys ever had a boner in the gym that was showing in your training shorts and how did you deal with it.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: ukjeff on September 17, 2013, 12:02:37 PM
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: SmallPole on September 17, 2013, 12:03:02 PM
Have any of you guys ever had a boner in the gym that was showing in your training shorts and how did you deal with it.

if your boner shows in your shorts you're wearing faggy shorts

/thread
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 17, 2013, 12:03:23 PM
I just whack off in the squat rack since no one ever uses it.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: cannon_fodder on September 17, 2013, 12:03:47 PM
hyperextensions
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Tidscular on September 17, 2013, 12:04:19 PM
if your boner shows in your shorts you're wearing faggy shorts

/thread

Or your cock isn't small.

Sometimes when it happens I just sit down and wait, it's hard though since I'm on Tren/Mast/TestE I've been having this shit all day, even at work
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: MAXX on September 17, 2013, 12:12:28 PM
if your boner shows in your shorts you're wearing faggy shorts

/thread
epic letting everyone know you're hung like a lightswich. edit. hence the username??

if it was me I'd use the good ol trick to put it up the waistline of the pants then cover it with the shirt and bend forward as much as possible  ;D
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on September 17, 2013, 01:05:00 PM
Epic self-owning by 'smallpole' hahahah
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: 240 is Back on September 17, 2013, 01:05:59 PM
I just whack off in the squat rack since no one ever uses it.


are you saying 146 pound twinks doing curls with 45 pound bar and a 5 pounder on each side are worthy of facials?
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 17, 2013, 01:34:03 PM
Have any of you guys ever had a boner in the gym that was showing in your training shorts and how did you deal with it.

I don't train legs, so shorts in the gym are a no go.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: SquatsRule on September 17, 2013, 01:39:54 PM
My calves suck, so I never wear shorts and the women at my gym are not boner inspiring.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Borracho on September 17, 2013, 01:48:42 PM
epic letting everyone know you're hung like a lightswich. edit. hence the username??

if it was me I'd use the good ol trick to put it up the waistline of the pants then cover it with the shirt and bend forward as much as possible  ;D


Epic self-owning by 'smallpole' hahahah

 ;D
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: SmallPole on September 17, 2013, 01:55:34 PM
Epic self-owning by 'smallpole' hahahah

yeah i kinda walked straight into that one  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 17, 2013, 02:45:57 PM
If I get hard at the gym I'll drape a towel over the head of the nearest person. After they suck me off I go flaccid again.  Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 17, 2013, 02:48:27 PM
yeah i kinda walked straight into that one  ;D ;D ;D

 I bet when you walk into something your nose hits it before your cock does.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 17, 2013, 02:53:16 PM
Have any of you guys ever had a boner in the gym that was showing in your training shorts and how did you deal with it.
even when i dont have a boner my cock shows through my shorts/pants/jeans. one of those things you deal with when your larger then the average bear.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 17, 2013, 04:50:03 PM
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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 17, 2013, 04:50:52 PM
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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 17, 2013, 04:52:55 PM
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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 17, 2013, 04:53:39 PM
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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 17, 2013, 06:46:48 PM
It's only gay if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 17, 2013, 06:48:40 PM
this thread is all homo
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: shiftedShapes on September 17, 2013, 06:52:10 PM
yeah i kinda walked straight into that one  ;D ;D ;D

dedicated gimmick 578 posts and check the avatar image:

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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: 240 is Back on September 17, 2013, 08:14:01 PM
touching another dude should make any dude go limp.   seriously. 

if there's another chick in the room and you're double teaming, okay  maybe an exception there, but even then, no, you should go limp.  no high fiving during the GB
Title: Erections at Work
Post by: hardgainerj on September 17, 2013, 08:26:14 PM
I manage them by remaining stationary and imagining that Im masturbating Im not sure what exactly causes the flaccidity being the mental picture of climaxing on my own or blocking the image of near hardbody until the blood flow recedes  but it works
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 17, 2013, 08:30:48 PM
touching another dude should make any dude go limp.   seriously. 

if there's another chick in the room and you're double teaming, okay  maybe an exception there, but even then, no, you should go limp.  no high fiving during the GB

What if you're double teaming a fine looking bitch and suddenly realize your cock accidentally went into your buddy's asshole, is it cool to go ahead and finish if you shout "NO HOMO!" as you come in his ass? (No homo)
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: 240 is Back on September 17, 2013, 08:31:31 PM
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Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Primemuscle on September 17, 2013, 08:35:27 PM
even when i dont have a boner my cock shows through my shorts/pants/jeans. one of those things you deal with when your larger then the average bear.

 ::)
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Primemuscle on September 17, 2013, 08:38:40 PM
At my age, getting an erection is a major event. I'd celebrate it regardless of where I was.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: 240 is Back on September 17, 2013, 08:44:35 PM
What if you're double teaming a fine looking bitch and suddenly realize your cock accidentally went into your buddy's asshole, is it cool to go ahead and finish if you shout "NO HOMO!" as you come in his ass? (No homo)

As long as you say no homo at least once every 15 seconds while in said arsehole, and it ends up being an ODD number of phrases (since an even number of negative integers is positive and thus SO HOMO).  
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 17, 2013, 08:49:57 PM
As long as you say no homo at least once every 15 seconds while in said arsehole, and it ends up being an ODD number of phrases (since an even number of negative integers is positive and thus SO HOMO).  

That makes sense, thanks.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: HockeyFightFan on September 17, 2013, 08:53:11 PM
At my age, getting an erection is a major event. I'd celebrate it regardless of where I was.

We didn't mean in your mouth pickle puffer...
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Primemuscle on September 17, 2013, 10:02:16 PM
We didn't mean in your mouth pickle puffer...

Oh....then never mind.
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: Red rocket on September 18, 2013, 12:27:14 AM
I have always this problem
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Roger Bacon on September 18, 2013, 01:38:21 AM
if your boner shows in your shorts you're wearing faggy shorts

/thread

I fucking love this site....  ;D ;D ;D ;D


SmallPole!!
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 18, 2013, 02:12:49 AM
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Raymondo on September 18, 2013, 02:21:25 AM
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.

I've had that in a holiday in the Lake District last year

That's nothing next to the horror of double teaming a girl and realising you can feel the other dude's cock... inside the girl.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 18, 2013, 04:13:22 AM
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.
like wiggs said, im the star in the show.  No way i would want to fuck a bitch with another dudes dick in sigth. And im a major perv
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: Viking11 on September 18, 2013, 05:29:34 AM
Never an issue, well we do have a couple of supervisors who are big pricks.
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 18, 2013, 05:42:32 AM
When I was in my early twenties, I seriously did have that problem.

Wanked it in the bathroom several times.

I had a hot wife at the time, and would go home at lunch just to bang her.
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: RRR on September 18, 2013, 06:08:33 AM
Easily solved by working in a whorehouse










(as security )

Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: Tito24 on September 18, 2013, 06:34:29 AM
(http://www.allmanbrothersband.com/gallery/abb/Art/f4c%20(2).jpg)
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 18, 2013, 06:43:59 AM
(http://www.allmanbrothersband.com/gallery/abb/Art/f4c%20(2).jpg)

Nice, is that real or a photoshop?  Either way, I usually just look at the sex board and have a wank in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: the trainer on September 18, 2013, 09:13:25 AM
How do you guys piss with a boner I always miss the urinal.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: hrspwr1 on September 18, 2013, 09:16:25 AM
How do you guys piss with a boner I always miss the urinal.

 thats what the sink is for.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Knooger on September 18, 2013, 09:18:47 AM
Disturbing thread, lots of guys making plans to meet in gym bathrooms with boners.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 18, 2013, 09:21:31 AM
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.
not a "gang bang" but a 3 some and even that was awkward. like i said before, feelings always come into play and woman have a hard time sharing even if they say they dont.
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: THE BOUNCER on September 18, 2013, 09:22:51 AM
::)

shutup old man. you want the cock, that is clear. im not afraid to kick an old man down the fucken steps if need be. fagget.  8)
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on September 18, 2013, 09:30:00 AM
at 48 yrs old I only get a boner at gym if im on some good testosterone, which I am on now ;)
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Tre on September 18, 2013, 09:31:32 AM

Just make sure your girl's erection isn't as prominent as yours and it's all good. 
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: Primemuscle on September 18, 2013, 10:52:11 AM
shutup old man. you want the cock, that is clear. im not afraid to kick an old man down the fucken steps if need be. fagget.  8)

Worried here, you pervert.  :-*
Title: Re: Erections at Work
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on September 18, 2013, 11:44:35 AM
(http://www.allmanbrothersband.com/gallery/abb/Art/f4c%20(2).jpg)
I bet this pic is from Spain. I've witnessed/experienced some awesome things that went on outside night club entrances...and on the sidewalks...between parked cars...public parks...and so on... :-*
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on September 18, 2013, 11:47:27 AM
 im glad I gave that shit up, very evil drug that coke is
Title: Re: Erections in the gym
Post by: arce1988 on September 18, 2013, 12:37:42 PM
 :D ;D