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Title: stud alert!!!!
Post by: local hero on October 05, 2013, 08:31:29 AM
whilest shopping at aldi ( after completing a good chest/shoulders/tri session prior ), i had completed my usual grocery shopping consisiting of cheap frozen fishys etc...

as i walked down the home improvement isle a hot blonde caught my eye, she gave me a good look over then picked up a stud detector, pointed it at me, pressed the button and mouthed a BEEP BEEP BEEP..

i was going to step up and move in, then i noticed her elbows were too pointy, her ankles also looked half an inch to big for her calfs , so i walked away in disgust
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: bigmc on October 05, 2013, 08:33:02 AM
you did the right thing bro

those pointy elbows would have killed your erection if you had gone back to her place

you should maybe have thrown in a lat spread and shouted boom before walking away
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2013, 08:33:23 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Henda on October 05, 2013, 08:38:17 AM
whilest shopping at aldi ( after completing a good chest/shoulders/tri session prior ), i had completed my usual grocery shopping consisiting of cheap frozen fishys etc...

as i walked down the home improvement isle a hot blonde caught my eye, she gave me a good look over then picked up a stud detector, pointed it at me, pressed the button and mouthed a BEEP BEEP BEEP..

i was going to step up and move in, then i noticed her elbows were too pointy, her ankles also looked half an inch to big for her calfs , so i walked away in disgust

You should visit the blyth branch of aldi mate some magnificent female specimens with face and forearm tatoos and 35+ bmi ranges wander the isles as fellow customers contemplate their sex.
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Wiggs on October 05, 2013, 08:41:16 AM
 :D
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: local hero on October 05, 2013, 08:48:03 AM
you did the right thing bro

those pointy elbows would have killed your erection if you had gone back to her place

you should maybe have thrown in a lat spread and shouted boom before walking away

i was still in the 'anabolic window' at the time, i didnt want to confuse the process by throwing lat flexing into the mix

( shuttling the whey/creatine/dextrose into the body muscles worked )
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: bigmc on October 05, 2013, 08:53:05 AM
i was still in the 'anabolic window' at the time, i didnt want to confuse the process by throwing lat flexing into the mix

( shuttling the whey/creatine/dextrose into the body muscles worked )

good point

there is nothing work fucking up the maximum muscle building environment created in the post workout window

to be fair im a little surprised you were walking up and down the ailes potentially catabolic cardio right there  bro
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 05, 2013, 08:53:41 AM
whilest shopping at aldi ( after completing a good chest/shoulders/tri session prior ), i had completed my usual grocery shopping consisiting of cheap frozen fishys etc...

as i walked down the home improvement isle a hot blonde caught my eye, she gave me a good look over then picked up a stud detector, pointed it at me, pressed the button and mouthed a BEEP BEEP BEEP..

i was going to step up and move in, then i noticed her elbows were too pointy, her ankles also looked half an inch to big for her calfs , so i walked away in disgust


Ha ha.funny shit.  ;D
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 05, 2013, 09:00:31 AM
 :)
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: local hero on October 05, 2013, 09:13:45 AM
good point

there is nothing work fucking up the maximum muscle building environment created in the post workout window

to be fair im a little surprised you were walking up and down the ailes potentially catabolic cardio right there  bro

very true... ive been giving some serious thought of getting carried out the gym in a stretcher and driven home, this is serios shit and shouldnt be underestimated
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: arce1988 on October 05, 2013, 02:34:35 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: B_B_C on October 05, 2013, 03:30:04 PM
whilest shopping at aldi ( after completing a good chest/shoulders/tri session prior ), i had completed my usual grocery shopping consisiting of cheap frozen fishys etc...

as i walked down the home improvement isle a hot blonde caught my eye, she gave me a good look over then picked up a stud detector, pointed it at me, pressed the button and mouthed a BEEP BEEP BEEP..

i was going to step up and move in, then i noticed her elbows were too pointy, her ankles also looked half an inch to big for her calfs , so i walked away in disgust

it was probably your loose screws not your nuts the detector picked up on
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 05, 2013, 05:00:19 PM
Wiggs Amanda  :P

PS.Frozen fish sucks, why paying for water ?
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: arce1988 on October 05, 2013, 08:31:25 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/04-01-2007-2.jpg)
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 05, 2013, 08:32:05 PM
Here i am listening to "Beats by Jay"
(http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/mrjoenobody/Forum%20Pics/Animated/81516618.gif)
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: Desolate on October 06, 2013, 12:22:49 AM
^
That is one of the greatest documentaries ever.

The Teachings of Jon. 8)
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: el numero uno on October 06, 2013, 12:28:37 AM
you should maybe have thrown in a lat spread and shouted boom before walking away

F*cking lol
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 06, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
Here i am listening to "Beats by Jay"
(http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/mrjoenobody/Forum%20Pics/Animated/81516618.gif)

Thanks for the morning-LOL!
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: local hero on October 06, 2013, 11:39:31 AM
Wiggs Amanda  :P

PS.Frozen fish sucks, why paying for water ?

frozen fish isnt so bad, fresh fish is expensive as fuck at the mo, as is chicken and steak,,, to think in my younger years i ate steak everyday
Title: Re: stud alert!!!!
Post by: njflex on October 06, 2013, 11:44:34 AM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/arce97/04-01-2007-2.jpg)
arce recent???looking good man ,good legs/arms.hair  ;Dstudlike,,,