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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:14:20 PM
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A young, redheaded woman with bright eyes has been coming to our Saturday church services for the last several weeks (I head a relatively small Episcopal church in the Seattle area).
After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal? Will we be able to talk about the Bible there?
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You are going to hell, hope this helps
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what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger? some kind o satanic cult as evidenced by your avatar?
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She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.
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After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal?
No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".
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No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".
I don't follow.
I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".
When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?
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Very good story.
Keep'em cumming.
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Cswol is having fish fry at the YMCA then he will shut it down.
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Epic trolling..
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Tell her your not eating at the fucking YMCA. Tell her your going someplace else and she's paying for making such a horrible suggestion.
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I don't follow.
I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".
When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?
She's talking about the nasty fish smell of her vag that your gonna lick.
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what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger?
I was introduced to this website when the security guard for the church parking lot brought it up in passing during a conversation one evening after our son's baptism. He said he knew a good place to spread the Word digitally.
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I don't follow.
I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".
When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?
:D
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What do you guys think?
Far from the worst gimmick I've seen.
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withholding judgement till prime-muccles chimes in >:(
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You and the security guard have a son together?
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OK, I just called her for further clarification.
I asked if the YMCA/seafood chains are anything like Long John Silver's, but she just let out a *giggle* and said that she loved Long Johns. She asked if I'd still be hungry for dinner if she had crabs, and I told her that I've had a lot of seafood in my day and thus am no stranger to crabs.
I completely understand what she means, though: if somebody is eating something gross at the other end of the table, it can completely eliminate your own appetite.
Well, time to get ready. I'll bring my NRSV and hopefully we can discuss a few passages.
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Nothing like a box lunch at the Y. Especially from a redhead. Redhead's are my favorite. They always seem like they just can't get enough and always come back for more. Good luck!
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the letter "Y" is a symbol of her legs spread. all the talk of fish, crabs and eating at the Y are metaphors for eating out the pussy.
horrible attempt at trolling.
his next post will be about how "shocked" he was about what she wanted to do with him.... sigh....
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If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
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If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?
oh wait.......
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You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?
oh wait.......
bingo!
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If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.
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She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.
lol
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which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.
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One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.
I dont like the tone of this posting
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I dont like the tone of this posting
How's this?
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice. :)
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How's this?
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice. :)
I think he wants you to say, "advices".
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I think he wants you to say, "advices".
Well played!
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Well played!
Thank you. I had a good teacher. ;D
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How's this?
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice. :)
DC is a great christian man looking for the right advices. I imagine you will advise him to take off his shirt and hit a most muscular screaming. If he wasn't a trusting christian I wouldn't be worried about such advices...
I think he wants you to say, "advices".
Very good attention to detail :D