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Title: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:14:20 PM
A young, redheaded woman with bright eyes has been coming to our Saturday church services for the last several weeks (I head a relatively small Episcopal church in the Seattle area).

After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal? Will we be able to talk about the Bible there?
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: bebop396 on October 05, 2013, 04:16:15 PM
You are going to hell, hope this helps
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: nasht5 on October 05, 2013, 04:19:10 PM
what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger? some kind o satanic cult as evidenced by your avatar?
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: calfzilla on October 05, 2013, 04:23:14 PM
She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: US MUSL on October 05, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
After services today, she asked me if I wanted to dine at the Y at 10. I said yes. I didn't know that the YMCA even served food. Wouldn't be my first choice. But I will be there. What should I wear? Is it formal?

No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 04:35:23 PM
No, she wants you to dine on her "Y".

I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Montague on October 05, 2013, 04:37:45 PM
Very good story.

Keep'em cumming.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 05, 2013, 04:41:08 PM
Cswol is having fish fry at the YMCA then he will shut it down.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 05, 2013, 04:41:15 PM
Epic trolling..
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: kh300 on October 05, 2013, 04:42:10 PM
Tell her your not eating at the fucking YMCA. Tell her your going someplace else and she's paying for making such a horrible suggestion.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: kh300 on October 05, 2013, 04:44:15 PM
I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?







She's talking about the nasty fish smell of her vag that your gonna lick.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 05:01:05 PM
what kind of "church" do you lead on saturday's that would also see it as "ok" for you to be a getbigger?

I was introduced to this website when the security guard for the church parking lot brought it up in passing during a conversation one evening after our son's baptism. He said he knew a good place to spread the Word digitally.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Knooger on October 05, 2013, 05:09:50 PM
I don't follow.

I just called her for clarification and she said that I should go to her place before dinner. She said there'd be "lots of fish on the menu".

When did YMCA become a gym/seafood chain?


 :D
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Knooger on October 05, 2013, 05:11:20 PM
What do you guys think?

Far from the worst gimmick I've seen.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: TonyAlva on October 05, 2013, 05:15:03 PM


withholding judgement till prime-muccles chimes in  >:(
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: gatorr on October 05, 2013, 05:17:23 PM
You and the security guard have a son together?
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: DeathCultist on October 05, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
OK, I just called her for further clarification.

I asked if the YMCA/seafood chains are anything like Long John Silver's, but she just let out a *giggle* and said that she loved Long Johns. She asked if I'd still be hungry for dinner if she had crabs, and I told her that I've had a lot of seafood in my day and thus am no stranger to crabs.

I completely understand what she means, though: if somebody is eating something gross at the other end of the table, it can completely eliminate your own appetite.

Well, time to get ready. I'll bring my NRSV and hopefully we can discuss a few passages.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: jibr0418 on October 05, 2013, 07:21:14 PM
Nothing like a box lunch at the Y. Especially from a redhead. Redhead's are my favorite. They always seem like they just can't get enough and always come back for more. Good luck!
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: nasht5 on October 05, 2013, 08:27:18 PM
the letter "Y" is a symbol of her legs spread. all the talk of fish, crabs and eating at the Y are metaphors for eating out the pussy.

horrible attempt at trolling.

his next post will be about how "shocked" he was about what she wanted to do with him.... sigh....
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 08:54:20 PM
If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: chaos on October 05, 2013, 08:58:21 PM
If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?

oh wait.......
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 09:00:18 PM
You'll change all of his posts into fantasies of homosexuality, lock the thread and send it back to the G&O?

oh wait.......
bingo!
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: haider on October 05, 2013, 09:01:09 PM
If this thread is moved to the religion board I'll ensure it gets the treatment it deserves.
which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 05, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
She is probably going to attempt to cure you of your homosexuality.

lol
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 09:04:43 PM
which would be helping him make sense of his date? Poor guy is just looking for some advice so he cam stay true to his christian convictions.
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: haider on October 05, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.
I dont like the tone of this posting
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 09:11:15 PM
I dont like the tone of this posting

How's this?

One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.  :)
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: The Scott on October 05, 2013, 09:12:33 PM
How's this?

One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.  :)

I think he wants you to say, "advices".
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: Man of Steel on October 05, 2013, 09:14:07 PM
I think he wants you to say, "advices".

Well played!
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: The Scott on October 05, 2013, 09:15:09 PM
Well played!

Thank you.  I had a good teacher.  ;D
Title: Re: Woman at Church Just Asked Me to Dinner
Post by: haider on October 05, 2013, 09:17:21 PM
How's this?

One mod move from the g&o to the religion board and 5 seconds of my time and I'll give him great advice.  :)
DC is a great christian man looking for the right advices. I imagine you will advise him to take off his shirt and hit a most muscular screaming. If he wasn't a trusting christian I wouldn't be worried about such advices...
I think he wants you to say, "advices".
Very good attention to detail :D