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Title: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 07, 2013, 06:24:54 AM
do not consume Stagg Chili.

(http://www.hormelfoods.com/Brands/BrandWall/www.hormelfoods.com/~/media/HormelFoods/Images/Brands/Product%20Shots/Thumbs/stagg-chili.ashx)

Why did I eat this shit?  >:(  It wasn't even spicy.  It's just pure poison.  It should come with a novocaine suppository.  Damn you Hormel Foods.  Damn you to Hell.

brb
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: BigCyp on October 07, 2013, 06:27:17 AM
Yup, they sell that minced shizzoinacan over here too.

I wonder how long a business can survive on one time customers only  ;D
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 07, 2013, 06:30:06 AM
As Falcon has taught us that shit is pure heme-iron.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 07, 2013, 06:32:06 AM
It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over.  Oh God.  Oh dear God.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: CalvinH on October 07, 2013, 06:40:04 AM
Pics or it didn't...



....ah,never mind...
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: BigCyp on October 07, 2013, 06:42:26 AM
The term 'reformed beef pieces' kinda put me off buying another can hahaha
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 07, 2013, 06:47:57 AM
I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural.  I'm thinking about filing a claim.

I'm not joking around here.  Do not eat this stuff.  Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches.  We have to warn the others.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Knooger on October 07, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over.  Oh God.  Oh dear God.

You mean when Sea Bass came in to have his cock sucked?
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2013, 07:23:18 AM
I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural.  I'm thinking about filing a claim.

I'm not joking around here.  Do not eat this stuff.  Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches.  We have to warn the others.

For the sake of your ass eat some more, it could be a good lubricant for your ass.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 07, 2013, 08:02:24 AM
You mean when Sea Bass came in to have his cock sucked?

That's a big 77, good buddy.  Hang in ur ear and best flop around 'fore ya c'mon back now, ya hear?
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 07, 2013, 09:31:52 AM
I don't know about this product but in general, don't eat anything in the grocery store where you have to bend down to get it off the shelves. All the cheaper shit is near the bottom of the shelves because it's cheaper for a company to display it there. Also the Hierarchy experiments with food that is cheaper(as part of their population control agenda) because the poor tend to shop on the low shelves. Also never buy food from 99 cent/$1 stores or toys for your kid(lead based plastic)..
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Borracho on October 07, 2013, 09:37:46 AM
It's chilli in a can, what did you expect  ;D
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 07, 2013, 12:27:36 PM
It's chilli in a can, what did you expect  ;D

No kidding.

This stuff should only be eaten by starving college kids or Hebrews on dat dere food stamps.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: dr.chimps on October 07, 2013, 12:40:06 PM
Thought all you criminals/swagmen could eat tin cans and bone like goats!? 
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 07, 2013, 12:42:19 PM
The term 'reformed beef pieces' kinda put me off buying another can hahaha

 :-X
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Dago_Joe on October 07, 2013, 12:44:18 PM
This warning is too late for me.  I thought I was going to piss blood out of my ass after a few hours of agony trying to expel this toxic waste from my bowels.  This shit is so nasty I think it made me sterile.  This product must be a Hebrew conspiracy to stop Gentiles from breeding because we are too busy pissing blood out of our asses to fuck our whores properly.  
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 07, 2013, 01:46:03 PM
fire in the hole!
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Costanza on October 07, 2013, 03:03:39 PM
Give this bloke a call, he'll be able to help out.

Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 07, 2013, 06:09:05 PM
Trader Joe's has a good beef chili in a can.

But yeah, you're eating "bachelor chow" essentially
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: thebrink on October 07, 2013, 07:57:12 PM
It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over.  Oh God.  Oh dear God.

"Cmon, flush you bastard!"

Love that scene.  8)
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 07, 2013, 09:29:49 PM
This warning is too late for me.  I thought I was going to piss blood out of my ass after a few hours of agony trying to expel this toxic waste from my bowels.  This shit is so nasty I think it made me sterile.  This product must be a Hebrew conspiracy to stop Gentiles from breeding because we are too busy pissing blood out of our asses to fuck our whores properly.  

lolz
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: avxo on October 07, 2013, 10:59:19 PM
A lot of getbig posters seem to hate their asshole with vengeance. What's next? You'll confess you like Del Taco in the wee hours of the night?
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2013, 03:22:49 AM
24 hours later and still rumbling but I think the worst is behind me. 

Damn I got victimized by that stuff.  For those who reached out, I thank each and every one of you for your supportive PMs and well wishes.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: 240 is Back on October 08, 2013, 03:32:23 AM
I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural.  I'm thinking about filing a claim.

I'm not joking around here.  Do not eat this stuff.  Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches.  We have to warn the others.

See, I gotta say, I LOVE the feeling when I eat food like this... totally cleans out the pipes.  Now and then, I'll just go on a jalepeno streak, where I'll just eat 2 peppers with each meal for an entire day.  Burns a bit, but really rejuvenates.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2013, 04:01:11 AM
I love me some jalapenos.  Burgers and eggs are much improved by their addition.

It really wasn't spicy at all.  It was just an especially evil concoction, simmered in the Devil's cauldron, cursed by one eyed gypsies, and canned by Darth Vader himself.

It's basically tinned revenge, except I accidentally myself.
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: hench on October 08, 2013, 05:08:40 AM
Had this once before, never again, it didn't do anything to me but it wasnt nice going down that's for sure. Was like it had lumps of potato in it to bulk it out, meat was minimal
Title: Re: For the sake of your ass
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 08, 2013, 06:06:59 AM
It's just pure poison.

Next time, try the ricin-free version.