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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tapeworm on October 07, 2013, 06:24:54 AM
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do not consume Stagg Chili.
(http://www.hormelfoods.com/Brands/BrandWall/www.hormelfoods.com/~/media/HormelFoods/Images/Brands/Product%20Shots/Thumbs/stagg-chili.ashx)
Why did I eat this shit? >:( It wasn't even spicy. It's just pure poison. It should come with a novocaine suppository. Damn you Hormel Foods. Damn you to Hell.
brb
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Yup, they sell that minced shizzoinacan over here too.
I wonder how long a business can survive on one time customers only ;D
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As Falcon has taught us that shit is pure heme-iron.
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It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over. Oh God. Oh dear God.
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Pics or it didn't...
....ah,never mind...
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The term 'reformed beef pieces' kinda put me off buying another can hahaha
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I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural. I'm thinking about filing a claim.
I'm not joking around here. Do not eat this stuff. Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches. We have to warn the others.
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It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over. Oh God. Oh dear God.
You mean when Sea Bass came in to have his cock sucked?
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I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural. I'm thinking about filing a claim.
I'm not joking around here. Do not eat this stuff. Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches. We have to warn the others.
For the sake of your ass eat some more, it could be a good lubricant for your ass.
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You mean when Sea Bass came in to have his cock sucked?
That's a big 77, good buddy. Hang in ur ear and best flop around 'fore ya c'mon back now, ya hear?
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I don't know about this product but in general, don't eat anything in the grocery store where you have to bend down to get it off the shelves. All the cheaper shit is near the bottom of the shelves because it's cheaper for a company to display it there. Also the Hierarchy experiments with food that is cheaper(as part of their population control agenda) because the poor tend to shop on the low shelves. Also never buy food from 99 cent/$1 stores or toys for your kid(lead based plastic)..
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It's chilli in a can, what did you expect ;D
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It's chilli in a can, what did you expect ;D
No kidding.
This stuff should only be eaten by starving college kids or Hebrews on dat dere food stamps.
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Thought all you criminals/swagmen could eat tin cans and bone like goats!?
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The term 'reformed beef pieces' kinda put me off buying another can hahaha
:-X
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This warning is too late for me. I thought I was going to piss blood out of my ass after a few hours of agony trying to expel this toxic waste from my bowels. This shit is so nasty I think it made me sterile. This product must be a Hebrew conspiracy to stop Gentiles from breeding because we are too busy pissing blood out of our asses to fuck our whores properly.
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fire in the hole!
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Give this bloke a call, he'll be able to help out.
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Trader Joe's has a good beef chili in a can.
But yeah, you're eating "bachelor chow" essentially
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It's like the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber, playing over and over. Oh God. Oh dear God.
"Cmon, flush you bastard!"
Love that scene. 8)
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This warning is too late for me. I thought I was going to piss blood out of my ass after a few hours of agony trying to expel this toxic waste from my bowels. This shit is so nasty I think it made me sterile. This product must be a Hebrew conspiracy to stop Gentiles from breeding because we are too busy pissing blood out of our asses to fuck our whores properly.
lolz
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A lot of getbig posters seem to hate their asshole with vengeance. What's next? You'll confess you like Del Taco in the wee hours of the night?
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24 hours later and still rumbling but I think the worst is behind me.
Damn I got victimized by that stuff. For those who reached out, I thank each and every one of you for your supportive PMs and well wishes.
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I'm normally bulletproof but this is just unnatural. I'm thinking about filing a claim.
I'm not joking around here. Do not eat this stuff. Admin, please backlink this thread to top all google searches. We have to warn the others.
See, I gotta say, I LOVE the feeling when I eat food like this... totally cleans out the pipes. Now and then, I'll just go on a jalepeno streak, where I'll just eat 2 peppers with each meal for an entire day. Burns a bit, but really rejuvenates.
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I love me some jalapenos. Burgers and eggs are much improved by their addition.
It really wasn't spicy at all. It was just an especially evil concoction, simmered in the Devil's cauldron, cursed by one eyed gypsies, and canned by Darth Vader himself.
It's basically tinned revenge, except I accidentally myself.
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Had this once before, never again, it didn't do anything to me but it wasnt nice going down that's for sure. Was like it had lumps of potato in it to bulk it out, meat was minimal
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It's just pure poison.
Next time, try the ricin-free version.