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Title: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 10:51:10 AM
hey bro

lets get you back in shape

with some top tips from your fellow get biggers

solid base to start off with
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 07, 2013, 10:55:34 AM
less time on the internets more time in the gym and kitchen?
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: the trainer on October 07, 2013, 11:00:16 AM
donny can hook up with big down hill for his cage fighting lessons.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Raymondo on October 07, 2013, 11:03:26 AM
"Donny" reminds me of that old geezer who used to visit my previous gym. He would come in wearing jeans and loafers, immediately get under the lat pulldown and do set after set with thirty second breaks in between. After about fifteen minutes his head would turn ribena-purple. One of the trainers I used to chat up said they were slightly afraid he would suffer a stroke or something.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: tommywishbone on October 07, 2013, 11:10:45 AM
Get these out of the closet, put them on and find one of these and use it, and then take some of these.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 07, 2013, 11:13:41 AM
Donny like garden fruits from the farmers market then hits the outside restrooms looking for new meat to go with the fruits.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Chacka on October 07, 2013, 11:41:42 AM

am sincerely pulling for Donny to improve his physical/mental well being and "outlook on life"
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 11:56:44 AM
lets all support donny in his quest to leave his sedentary panty sniffing lifestyle behind

and become a fit productive member of society
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 07, 2013, 11:58:10 AM
lets all support donny in his quest to leave his sedentary panty sniffing lifestyle behind

and become a fit productive member of society

Should he give up sucking penises ?
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: dr.chimps on October 07, 2013, 12:01:31 PM
Forget yellow. Try black. It's slimming.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
Should he give up sucking penises ?

i think its currently his preferred form of cardio

along with wanking unconcious while skyping with lamemuscle

maybe he should swap that for the treadmill

which would have the added benefit of cutting his liquid calories  :-X
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: CalvinH on October 07, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
More time in the cage.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: chaos on October 07, 2013, 12:08:16 PM
Thread reported!!!
Again.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 12:08:43 PM
More time in the cage.

donny finishes all his fights inside a minute

he told me i was going to fall over laughing get choked out in under a minute

guy is a bad ass

Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: CalvinH on October 07, 2013, 12:10:00 PM
donny finishes all his fights inside a minute

he told me i was going to fall over laughing get choked out in under a minute

guy is a bad ass




I meant a shark cage.




...with loose bars ;D
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 12:11:08 PM

I meant a shark cage.




...with loose bars ;D

surely even a great white would think twice about biting into donnies skid mark stained cranium
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 07, 2013, 12:14:57 PM
donny finishes all his fights inside a minute

he told me i was going to fall over laughing get choked out in under a minute

guy is a bad ass


Are you saying Donny could take out Tyson in the first round?
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 12:16:24 PM
Are you saying Donny could take out Tyson in the first round?

only if tyson couldnt stand the smell of shit

Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: gee38 on October 07, 2013, 01:15:49 PM
alex ferguson meets star trek

'its worse than that he's dead jim'
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 07, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
Donny has never lifted lets help him get started.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: IronMeister on October 07, 2013, 01:35:27 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/207ayva.jpg)
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Wolfox on October 07, 2013, 02:59:39 PM
Need to get him on a solid trt plan. Im thinking 3 grams should do the trick.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: arce1988 on October 07, 2013, 04:26:17 PM
 start charging rent
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Andy Griffin on October 07, 2013, 06:15:31 PM
start charging rent

 :D ;D
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: haider on October 07, 2013, 06:17:19 PM
Why are we ganging up on an old man ???
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: chaos on October 07, 2013, 06:19:07 PM
Why are we ganging up on an old man ???
We're Oldmenophiles ???
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: haider on October 07, 2013, 06:21:31 PM
We're Oldmenophiles ???
FFS, if u think it it probably exists  :-\

I wouldny doubt it given all the fucked up shit on the internets  :-X
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2013, 11:49:21 PM
Why are we ganging up on an old man ???

we are trying to help him

every journey begins with a first step
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 08, 2013, 08:10:46 AM
bump for donny

first step on his road to not looking like a bag of smashed assholes
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 09, 2013, 12:26:59 AM
daily motivational post to keep donny going


you are a champion donald!

Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Wolfox on October 09, 2013, 12:30:41 AM
Alright man you already won. Time to let it go.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2013, 12:31:40 AM
Donny put chloroform on the wrong pair of panties this morning, so he will wake up in a few hours to this encouraging thread.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: AbrahamG on October 09, 2013, 12:59:30 AM
daily motivational post to keep donny going


you are a champion donald!



He should approach the ten most muscular men at his gym (Bally's) and work out a schedule to where he is blowing 3-4 of them on a daily, rotating basis.  Taking only Sundays off.  This should help.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2013, 02:01:24 AM
He should approach the ten most muscular men at his gym (Bally's) and work out a schedule to where he is blowing 3-4 of them on a daily, rotating basis.  Taking only Sundays off.  This should help.

Sorry bro, but cutting his daily intake by over half is going to stop his metabolism dead in its tracks
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: AbrahamG on October 09, 2013, 02:32:03 AM
Sorry bro, but cutting his daily intake by over half is going to stop his metabolism dead in its tracks

Perhaps my math is off :)

Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 09, 2013, 03:39:32 AM
Alright man you already won. Time to let it go.

im trying to help him

I realised after he repeatedly cried to the mods to get the other thread deleted that he was crying out for help

team Donald smith  8)
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Hulkotron on October 09, 2013, 03:49:01 AM
I had some aggressive PMs received from Donny once upon a time but sadly I seem to have deleted them.

If I remember right it was because I kept referring to him as "Donny"  :D
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: syntaxmachine on October 09, 2013, 05:27:24 AM
When Donald Smith hears 'desiccated liver,' the only things that come to mind are his insides and regret over all those years ogling young women for panties at the pub.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2013, 07:19:52 AM
When Donald Smith hears 'desiccated liver,' the only thing that comes to mind are his insides and regret over all those years ogling young women for panties at the pub.

Are you saying that Donalds idea of a great night out, is at 3am with a backpack fully of underwear, hopping fences, and smelling like Fairy Spring Fresh?
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: jpm101 on October 09, 2013, 07:46:46 AM
Donny is easily upset. Sent many a very threatening PM to me about my using "Good Luck" after posting on the training board.  Always wants to punch or slap (slap..girly?) somebody. Most of GB people are thousands of mile away, so pretty safe for donny. Is he American?  Keeps calling a lorry a tuck and other things that are more what we say over here (U.S.) than in the UK.

Perhaps a lobotomy would help him, though he might have had one already...who knows. His picture does speak a thousand words. Waiting for his ab shots.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 09, 2013, 07:49:43 AM
Donny is easily upset. Sent many a very threatening PM to me about my using "Good Luck" after posting on the training board.  Always wants to punch or slap (slap..girly?) somebody. Most of GB people are thousands of mile away, so pretty safe for donny. Is he American?  Keeps calling a lorry a tuck and other things that are more what we say over here (U.S.) than in the UK.

Perhaps a lobotomy would help him, though he might have had one already...who knows. His picture does speak a thousand words. Waiting for his ab shots.


I have dozens from this weirdo. He seems to think calling me by my name scares me or something....LOLOLOL
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2013, 07:52:31 AM

I have dozens from this weirdo. He seems to think calling me by my name scares me or something....LOLOLOL

Shut it Gregory or else
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: dyslexic on October 09, 2013, 08:08:02 AM
Why are we ganging up on an old man ???


lol ~ I was wondering the same thing, but then you gotta realize, this forum goes back into ancient history as do some of it's posters and members (same thing I know) ~

I always assume "inside jokes' ~ we just weren't around at the time, although I've been here forever. I used to have a different name (not a gimmick) just forgot the password after a long hiatus. Ron wanted me to start over ~
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: syntaxmachine on October 09, 2013, 08:19:57 AM
Are you saying that Donalds idea of a great night out, is at 3am with a backpack fully of underwear, hopping fences, and smelling like Fairy Spring Fresh?

Hahah, what I'm saying is that Grandpa Donald is now banned from his local mall in Missouri after they discovered that he kept dressing as Santa and approaching young women, blurting out, "SANTA wants to buy you a pair of PANTIES, little girl!"
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 09, 2013, 08:26:20 AM
Hahah, what I'm saying is that Grandpa Donald is now banned from his local mall in Missouri after they discovered that he kept dressing as Santa and approaching young women, blurting out, "SANTA wants to buy you a pear of PANTIES, little girl!"

Hahaha yes syntaxmachine, Father Sniffmas is a menance to hoisered society!
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Hulkotron on October 09, 2013, 08:27:16 AM
I literally have tears in my eyes over "Father Sniffmas", rofl
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Tapeworm on October 09, 2013, 08:56:26 AM
I literally have tears in my eyes over "Father Sniffmas", rofl

QFMFT.  There's yet another one for me to file away and plagiarise someday.  This guy is a goldmine!
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 09, 2013, 08:59:33 AM

I have dozens from this weirdo. He seems to think calling me by my name scares me or something....LOLOLOL

How about when he quietly whispers it under his breath as he types it....?  That would scare me.  For all the wrong reasons.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 09, 2013, 09:04:03 AM
Hahaha yes syntaxmachine, Father Sniffmas is a menance to hoisered society!

haha are you saying panty clause should be locked up cyp
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2013, 04:12:16 AM
haha are you saying panty clause should be locked up cyp

Hahaha yes bigmc, Saint Knickerlas is a known playground rogue
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: dr.chimps on October 10, 2013, 04:47:33 AM
Are you saying that Donalds idea of a great night out, is at 3am with a backpack fully of underwear, hopping fences, and smelling like Fairy Spring Fresh?
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: Hulkotron on October 10, 2013, 05:51:10 AM
Legendary wordsmiths and bodybuilders Big MC and Big Cyp running a huge train on "Donny" in this thread.
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: BigCyp on October 10, 2013, 05:58:20 AM
Legendary wordsmiths and bodybuilders Big MC and Big Cyp running a huge train on "Donny" in this thread.

Yes Hulkatron, the deadly combination of muscles and monologues causing many fetal positions to be resumed
Title: Re: body building advice for donny
Post by: bigmc on October 10, 2013, 08:46:07 AM
Hahaha yes bigmc, Saint Knickerlas is a known playground rogue

haha yes cyp Donny will soon be starring in the G-string that stole christmas