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Title: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: anabolichalo on October 08, 2013, 10:06:13 AM
turns out she wont believe that i slept over with a woman without having sex with her and there's that

hell even my dad doesnt believe the story

is it so hard to believe a woman makes you sleep on the couch? ???
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: njflex on October 08, 2013, 10:08:41 AM
single with big arms ,,your good as gold chief..
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Post by: DroppingPlates on October 08, 2013, 10:10:01 AM
Why would you care? Congratulations for having your life back!
Now it's time to make sure that jr is getting his meds and to find a good lawyer.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: _aj_ on October 08, 2013, 10:14:08 AM

the bad part is my dad is really upset now because he wanted a grandson so bad


Unless my math is off, he still has a grandson, just not one currently living with his son...
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Post by: Henda on October 08, 2013, 10:15:35 AM
Congradulations?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Man of Steel on October 08, 2013, 10:21:09 AM
At first I bought into this angle, but then I realized what was up....now I'm just enjoying reading how the story will unfold LOL.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 08, 2013, 10:21:35 AM
she came to get his medication

as for lawyer i dont know how to go about this

the bad part is my dad is really upset now because he wanted a grandson so bad

I'm glad to hear about the medications. Just contact a specialized lawyer for a first meet. Don't wait for this before she screws you.
Focus on that first, not your angry dad (with all respect).
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Post by: Coach is Back! on October 08, 2013, 10:22:45 AM
turns out she wont believe that i slept over with a woman without having sex with her and there's that

hell even my dad doesnt believe the story

is it so hard to believe a woman makes you sleep on the couch? ???

Are you as much of a pain in the ass at home as you are on here?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: The Idol on October 08, 2013, 10:23:54 AM
At first I bought into this angle, but then I realized what was up....now I'm just enjoying reading how the story will unfold LOL.
What you really need to buy into is a diet and some cardio, Butterball.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Man of Steel on October 08, 2013, 10:24:56 AM
What you really need to buy into is a diet and some cardio, Butterball.

True dat!!!
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: The Idol on October 08, 2013, 10:26:28 AM
anyway....... time to clear my mind and focus on what really matters, hittin the gym


these pecs and arms aren't gonna train themselves
Fuck off dipshit.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Grape Ape on October 08, 2013, 10:26:43 AM
Glad that fake storyline is over.  Too many inconsistencies......... ..
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Schmoff on October 08, 2013, 10:28:32 AM
yeah buddy

yip yip

Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Man of Steel on October 08, 2013, 10:29:51 AM
Glad that fake storyline is over.  Too many inconsistencies......... ..

You have to admit that there was an entertaiing Maury Povich-esque quality to it, but yes it's time for a change up for his handle.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Princess L on October 08, 2013, 10:30:09 AM
yeah but hes never going to spend time with him if mother gets custody

also, we know what happens to sons who grow up without a father..........................................


his life is officially DOWN THE TOILET now


i was gonna make sure he'd get a masters degree as a civil engineer and a post graduate in business management for good measure

now he's gonna be a pimp, a dealer or a bum

This very well might be in the best interest of THIS child.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: TrueGrit on October 08, 2013, 10:32:25 AM
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Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Borracho on October 08, 2013, 10:32:53 AM
Sell everything, move to another country and start a new life.
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Post by: polychronopolous on October 08, 2013, 10:33:33 AM
True dat!!!

Yeah lay off the Bill Miller Barbeque
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: dr.chimps on October 08, 2013, 10:35:33 AM
Glad that fake storyline is over.  Too many inconsistencies......... ..
No shit. Re-start the Fib-rulator!     
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 08, 2013, 10:38:38 AM
Glad that fake storyline is over.  Too many inconsistencies......... ..

People actually fall for it. Either that or they are so addicted to giving their two cents they have to comment.
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Post by: dj181 on October 08, 2013, 10:41:10 AM
single with big arms ,,your good as gold chief..

 ;D
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Post by: BDsauce on October 08, 2013, 11:14:45 AM
She'll come crawling back when your armz measure over 18 inches
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: njflex on October 08, 2013, 11:28:28 AM
Glad that fake storyline is over.  Too many inconsistencies......... ..
WOULD IT HAVE WORKED BETTER WITH A WWE STORYLINE BOOKER?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: ESFitness on October 08, 2013, 11:35:05 AM
perception is reality dude... give your girl any reason to think you're bangin another girl, she'll never get it out of her head.

now, you'd better get ready for child-support and her petitioning the court for full custody and supervised visitation with your kid. She's gonna say you're mentally unstable, and a drug addict with 'steroid rage'.... I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't already have a phone full of pictures of your steroids..... not to mention screenshoots of what you post on getbig

you're only hope is the judge will see your black girlfriend, and you, a nice young white lad.... and think "this poor kid is getting fucked over by this ghetto bitch"..... either way, get ready to lose a chunk of your paycheck.


wait.... I take that back.... you're true ONLY hope, is that the baby isn't yours. lol
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: bigmc on October 08, 2013, 12:25:45 PM
perception is reality dude... give your girl any reason to think you're bangin another girl, she'll never get it out of her head.

now, you'd better get ready for child-support and her petitioning the court for full custody and supervised visitation with your kid. She's gonna say you're mentally unstable, and a drug addict with 'steroid rage'.... I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't already have a phone full of pictures of your steroids..... not to mention screenshoots of what you post on getbig

you're only hope is the judge will see your black girlfriend, and you, a nice young white lad.... and think "this poor kid is getting fucked over by this ghetto bitch"..... either way, get ready to lose a chunk of your paycheck.


wait.... I take that back.... you're true ONLY hope, is that the baby isn't yours. lol

as soon as anabolicho walks into court with his combination of flared lats and phenomenal delt tricep tie ins

the judge will know this is a man who's cannons are unstoppable

unless the judge is phil heath moonlighting for cash monies

he will hate anabolichos genetic superiority and award full custody to the mother
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: ESFitness on October 08, 2013, 12:36:06 PM
why?

 ???


that's a dumb as fuck idea

that might not be a bad idea... this woman is gonna be a pain in the ass for the next 18years.

you start missing child support payments and they'll put you in jail or take away your drivers license (and get pulled over with no license, and if it's an arrestable offence in your state, and you're going to jail).

better get a side job that pays cash dude... and don't EVER FUCKING TELL HER ABOUT IT. She asks how you can afford a new car, tell her you borrowed money from your parents or something... or it's a company car..... say goodbye to spending a couple hundred a month on AAS until you can figure out your finances... or at least stock up now while you can still afford it. you'll be stuck doing minimum 'cycles' of 500 test/wk with a 50mg tren 3x/wk, eating nothing but milk, oatmeal, eggs and bread and generic mac n cheese.... go to the Asian supermarket and pick up a 25lb bag of jasmine rice for $16.... no more name brand sodas... now it's "Mt. Lightening" instead of "Mt. Dew"... and no more fresh new gallons of water for $.88, you'd better save those bottles and refill them for $.25   ..... no more weekly carwashes.. ect..... better learn to pinch your pennies now and live lean....... worse comes to worse, you can always work for me. lol

i'll pay for you to move to china, and you can be my supply guy for raws. haha... just don't send me prednisone powder instead of test proprionate. lol
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Man of Steel on October 08, 2013, 12:37:50 PM
Yeah lay off the Bill Miller Barbeque

No promises!!   :D
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: SOMEPARTS on October 08, 2013, 12:59:12 PM
You have a kid. You'll never be single again.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: polychronopolous on October 08, 2013, 01:05:32 PM
that might not be a bad idea... this woman is gonna be a pain in the ass for the next 18years.

you start missing child support payments and they'll put you in jail or take away your drivers license (and get pulled over with no license, and if it's an arrestable offence in your state, and you're going to jail).

better get a side job that pays cash dude... and don't EVER FUCKING TELL HER ABOUT IT. She asks how you can afford a new car, tell her you borrowed money from your parents or something... or it's a company car..... say goodbye to spending a couple hundred a month on AAS until you can figure out your finances... or at least stock up now while you can still afford it. you'll be stuck doing minimum 'cycles' of 500 test/wk with a 50mg tren 3x/wk, eating nothing but milk, oatmeal, eggs and bread and generic mac n cheese.... go to the Asian supermarket and pick up a 25lb bag of jasmine rice for $16.... no more name brand sodas... now it's "Mt. Lightening" instead of "Mt. Dew"... and no more fresh new gallons of water for $.88, you'd better save those bottles and refill them for $.25   ..... no more weekly carwashes.. ect..... better learn to pinch your pennies now and live lean....... worse comes to worse, you can always work for me. lol

i'll pay for you to move to china, and you can be my supply guy for raws. haha... just don't send me prednisone powder instead of test proprionate. lol

Hahahaha yes and "Dr. Thunder" as well. :)

Old man Sam Walton has got you by the balls now, son.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: ESFitness on October 08, 2013, 01:15:33 PM
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HAVING TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN MY CURRENT SITUATION

BITCH BLOWS MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

if it's your money, empty the account and open a new one.

stop giving the bitch money.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Teutonic Knight on October 08, 2013, 02:21:33 PM
Guy's don't believe Anabullshitalo's continuous bullshitting.
Again: Ana tell boy's where do you live  ;D
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Primemuscle on October 08, 2013, 02:23:27 PM
i actually feel pretty happy about it


i wanted her to leave "because i want her to go"

but that didnt work at all

she would say

"you go!"

etc




Are you suggesting that you subconsciously made this happen?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Natural Man on October 08, 2013, 02:48:18 PM
I think anabolhomo is lying, again, all of this is only happening in his head. In fact he just writes fantasy on here to evade his real life.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Andy Griffin on October 08, 2013, 02:48:33 PM
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HAVING TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN MY CURRENT SITUATION

BITCH BLOWS MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

Why all caps all of a sudden, Gene?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: HockeyFightFan on October 08, 2013, 02:49:33 PM
Does anybody believe this gimmicks bullshit?

Really, this is another fucking clown ruining this board.

Fer fuck's sake......
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: DanielPaul on October 08, 2013, 02:52:42 PM
Halo what country or state are you in if you don't mind me asking?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: TrueGrit on October 08, 2013, 03:15:37 PM
Time to resurrect the Bluto account..
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Post by: Dago_Joe on October 08, 2013, 03:16:01 PM
Pull an OJ Simpson.  
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: daddy8ball on October 08, 2013, 08:22:04 PM
Want her to leave? Here's what works:

Take 2 weeks off from lifting.
Bring a case of beer home every night.
Get SHIT FACED hammered, violent, and unpredictable. (Loud, too.)

She'll leave.

Tried and true method.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Anna Recksiek on October 08, 2013, 08:34:37 PM
Listen to the advice of get the fuck out of the country. What you are paying now is chicken feed compared to what your spousal support - child support cost combined. You are going to end up at you parents house trying to scrape together two dollars for gas money while your ex has a new apartment, the kid, and new boyfriend with 20 inch arms and 9" dick all paid for by garnishing your paycheck. They will be literally smoking your paycheck while you're busting your ass to get a raise so you can afford some shitting studio apartment in the hood. Once you get the raise, subpoena for court reviewing your payments. You make more money now? Yes you must pay more support now. You freak out and lose your mind and OJ that bitch - your new name in jail will be analbolichalo. You will shrink to smaller than when natty since your balls will have been shut down.

Get the fuck out now to a country where roids are legal and they won't extradite your ass.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Big N on October 08, 2013, 08:36:57 PM
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Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: Fortress on October 08, 2013, 08:38:28 PM
Total relief when the wench finally sails out the door for the final time. Chicks ruin a man's life. Kids, new curtains, dinner dates with family and friends, arguments ... what man needs it?
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: WalterWhite on October 08, 2013, 08:44:59 PM
Listen to the advice of get the fuck out of the country. What you are paying now is chicken feed compared to what your spousal support - child support cost combined. You are going to end up at you parents house trying to scrape together two dollars for gas money while your ex has a new apartment, the kid, and new boyfriend with 20 inch arms and 9" dick all paid for by garnishing your paycheck. They will be literally smoking your paycheck while you're busting your ass to get a raise so you can afford some shitting studio apartment in the hood. Once you get the raise, subpoena for court reviewing your payments. You make more money now? Yes you must pay more support now. You freak out and lose your mind and OJ that bitch - your new name in jail will be analbolichalo. You will shrink to smaller than when natty since your balls will have been shut down.

Get the fuck out now to a country where roids are legal and they won't extradite your ass.


According to him he's not even married so spousal support is not an issue. She just lives with him, had his kid, does not work, bitches all the time, throws things at him, spends all his money and she thinks he cheated so he's sleeping on the couch.

Either this is all a story or he's not too bright.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: RRR on October 08, 2013, 09:06:53 PM
My offer about helping you set yourself up in Thailand is still valid  ;)

Pattaya need more honest hard working good guys like you  ;D
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 08, 2013, 10:33:45 PM
My offer about helping you set yourself up in Thailand is still valid  ;)

Pattaya need more honest hard working good guys like you  ;D

Soon he will become a steroid tycoon and get the tranniez..
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 09, 2013, 09:33:38 AM
i'm very bad at shady business

i totally lack any natural instinct for such activities



all i can do is work hard and shoot roids

I believe that's BS, just do your homework and discover the world of home brewing.
Title: Re: i think i'm actually a single man now
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 09, 2013, 09:37:59 AM
you need a masters degree in chemistry and a doctorate in protein synthesis like layne norton

Haha, not even close. I remember someone writing on another board (forgot which one): "baking a cake is more complicated than brewing".