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Title: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: musclecenter on October 11, 2013, 12:29:14 AM
at 2013 NPC Natural Northern USA & 2 weeks out from EVL’s Prague Pro 2013.

Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2013, 12:39:09 AM
Dudes jumped the shark.  Hes a terrible bb. He is literally the worst attributes of Dorian and Ronnie personified.

how he ever won ANYTHING in the last 5 years us beyond me.

dude looked good once. Not now.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: TEMPER on October 11, 2013, 12:39:32 AM
Thick. Solid. Tight.

Should have won the O.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Dr Kincaid on October 11, 2013, 12:47:21 AM
Good easy to maintain natural look.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 05:26:08 AM
I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: WOOO on October 11, 2013, 05:28:22 AM
no-clicky
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Krankenstein on October 11, 2013, 05:29:37 AM
I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Don't forget

- sticking the tongue out with the most muscular
- running hand up hamstring for a back shot

I am torn though on what music was played.  Was it a 'slow jam'?  custom song with cues and talking he can mouth?  overblown metal song?
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 11, 2013, 05:31:22 AM
Smashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: TheShape on October 11, 2013, 06:42:44 AM
I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Why do all the modern pros do that?
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Branchs Ears on October 11, 2013, 07:10:30 AM
He needs to be put down.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Shockwave on October 11, 2013, 10:04:18 AM
Why do all the modern pros do that?
because they love the kawk.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: ob205 on October 11, 2013, 10:11:59 AM
Nothing better to inspire "NATURAL" competitors than Branch and Dana Lynn Bailey.  Laughable and basically stating the fact that Natural competitions are a joke and no one give a rats ass about any of the competitors, otherwise they would have their "natural" stars guest pose.

Message Sent: A big F*CK YOU to all the competitors as well, keep wasting your time.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Fortress on October 11, 2013, 10:44:09 AM
I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Exactly. The Let-Me-Hear-You gesture is played out, to put it mildly. So is the walking down into the aisles and hitting shots with your fancy ballbag thrust within inches of audience members' faces.

And the comment regarding a drugged bodybuilder guest posing at a "natural" competition is bang-on. What a slap in the face to the truly drug-free entrants.  
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Disgusted on October 11, 2013, 11:06:07 AM
6 weeks out.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Papper on October 11, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
Looking good! This is what bodybuilding is about
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 11, 2013, 11:34:31 AM
Zane-like Aesthetics!
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Tito24 on October 11, 2013, 11:53:47 AM
i doubt hes natural there.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 11:58:22 AM
He needs to be put down.

If Branch were put down, his ears would expire also. Just an FYI. I assume you want to live on Mr. Ears.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 11, 2013, 12:52:48 PM
Really not interested in seeing this shaved down stump anymore. 
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Skeletor on October 11, 2013, 01:04:51 PM
6x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia.

(http://www.mninstitute.com/storage/t-rex%20fat.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 01:18:42 PM
6x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia.

(http://www.mninstitute.com/storage/t-rex%20fat.jpg)

Branch looking offseason here.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Branchs Ears on October 11, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
If Branch were put down, his ears would expire also. Just an FYI. I assume you want to live on Mr. Ears.
You think I like being attached to this goblin?
Put me out of my misery.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Costanza on October 11, 2013, 01:53:02 PM
Fucking loath this ugly bald redneck, needs to crawl back under the bridge he came from.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: yates fan on October 11, 2013, 02:56:47 PM
I went to this show last sat.branch actually looked pretty good,and was selling a lot of pics.and dana lynn had a line that stretched from one end of the building to the other.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: The Ugly on October 11, 2013, 03:03:22 PM
I guess it could have been worse; they could have hired Ronnie instead. I don't know, tough call.
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Danimal77 on October 11, 2013, 03:03:49 PM
at 2013 NPC Natural Northern USA & 2 weeks out from EVL’s Prague Pro 2013.



He's thick as fuck!!  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Twaddle on October 11, 2013, 05:22:09 PM
Smooth as a babies bottom.   :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on October 11, 2013, 05:30:12 PM
He's thick as fuck!!  :o :o :o

True.  But his structure was built for power-lifting .... not bodybuilding.