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Title: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 15, 2013, 09:25:52 AM
I have stopped going to the gym and will do so for 6 more months.
I am exclusively travelling in a wheel chair to allow my legs to atrophy.
I am eating 5 meals a day consisting of lettuce, cabbage and kale.
I reduced my steroid stack down to only a gram a week.
I am going to do some seductive but manly photoshoots that I will claim are targeted towards women where I am wearing suspenders and work boots.  I will look especially manly wielding a sledge hammer as I stare into the camera.  I will mail these photos to the judges so that they can admire my dedication to physique sculpting.
I have died my hair auburn and iced the tips with bright blond to accent my eyes.
I am getting to misplaced tattoos to show that I am unique and not like everyone else.

2014 is going to be EPIC!
Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: Papper on October 15, 2013, 02:22:43 PM
You have to replace your favorite glittery thong with Quiksilver surfer shorts also. I know you left it out but it needs to be done.
Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: njflex on October 15, 2013, 02:24:27 PM
DJ181 IS LOCKED IN THERE TOO,,,PHYSIQUE SCULPTOR EXTROIDINAIRE..
Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: Grape Ape on October 15, 2013, 02:25:56 PM
If you're changing from bodybuilding, you're actually decreasing your gay factor.
Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: dj181 on October 15, 2013, 02:33:52 PM
DJ181 IS LOCKED IN THERE TOO,,,PHYSIQUE SCULPTOR EXTROIDINAIRE..

 :D

haven't trained legs in over a week now, but i do hit chest and arms roughly every 48 hrs :D :D :D

but on a more serious note, my lats have grown the most and i don't even train them that regular, genetics i guess

Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: Fury on October 15, 2013, 02:42:03 PM
I have stopped going to the gym and will do so for 6 more months.
I am exclusively travelling in a wheel chair to allow my legs to atrophy.
I am eating 5 meals a day consisting of lettuce, cabbage and kale.
I reduced my steroid stack down to only a gram a week.
I am going to do some seductive but manly photoshoots that I will claim are targeted towards women where I am wearing suspenders and work boots.  I will look especially manly wielding a sledge hammer as I stare into the camera.  I will mail these photos to the judges so that they can admire my dedication to physique sculpting.
I have died my hair auburn and iced the tips with bright blond to accent my eyes.
I am getting to misplaced tattoos to show that I am unique and not like everyone else.

2014 is going to be EPIC!

Are you still a fat fuck who is such a pussy he can't tell his fat coworkers he doesn't want a slice pizza out of fear they may make fun of him?
Title: Re: I've decided to compete in the Physique division
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 15, 2013, 02:53:48 PM
Are you still a fat fuck who is such a pussy he can't tell his fat coworkers he doesn't want a slice pizza out of fear they may make fun of him?

Furry is a little butt hurt lately.