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Title: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 15, 2013, 09:29:44 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 15, 2013, 09:30:55 AM
Looks like the athlete to the right needs to up the dosage of this supp.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 15, 2013, 09:33:50 AM
Looks like the athlete to the right needs to up the dosage of this supp.

They had a 5lb slab of fat on the table too
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Tapeworm on October 15, 2013, 09:34:28 AM
Probably works because you spend all your time fucking.

If it works on women like it worked on me, I'm heading on down to the clinic.  Gonna put out the vibe.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: _aj_ on October 15, 2013, 09:39:07 AM
It has "HCG" in the name. Looks legit.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 15, 2013, 09:40:32 AM
It has "HCG" in the name. Looks legit.

Doctor Supervised! 
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 15, 2013, 09:40:58 AM
The plan is to eat something like 700 calories a day along with their "miracle pill"  lol.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2013, 09:41:55 AM
They had a 5lb slab of fat on the table too

that's 2 weeks of mcgriddles right there
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Papper on October 15, 2013, 09:48:20 AM
GET LONGTERM RESULTS FAST

I'm sold!
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Princess L on October 15, 2013, 09:55:17 AM
The HCG Diet is effective, but only with the injections or sublingual tabs, not the drops.  The protocol is a strict 500 calorie (specific foods) diet.  Of course 500 calories a day will cause weight loss, but there's something about the injections/tabs that "resets" the the hypothalamus or something which prevents regaining the weight back and retains muscle tissue.  There's a minimum and maximum amount of time to be "on".  I have a couple of friends who've done it and it's worked for them.  They said the diet is not for wimps.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Man of Steel on October 15, 2013, 09:58:36 AM
that's 2 weeks of mcgriddles right there

mmmmmmmmm....mcgriddles
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: njflex on October 15, 2013, 10:01:05 AM
;D
CHIRO FLEX APPROVED.IN THE TITLE..
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: tommywishbone on October 15, 2013, 10:04:24 AM
Why is that baboon farting on Vanna White?
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: calfzilla on October 15, 2013, 10:06:16 AM
The plan is to eat something like 700 calories a day along with their "miracle pill"  lol.

This.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 15, 2013, 10:09:46 AM
A pretty face and no ass doesn't sell.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Krankenstein on October 15, 2013, 10:18:45 AM
;D

Personally I hate those fucking guys in my profession that do this shit.  I get their MLM bullshit in my office all the time.  I had someone come in with the "Body by Vi" (or something like that) thing and I told them I would get back to them in a day when I read through it all.  They stopped back and I listed off all the bullshit stuff about their product and their claims.  I showed him three products that had better quality protein and were cheaper.  He then countered with the usual "Well, I am sorry you are opposed to making money".  At that point all I could think about was GetBig phrases lol.  I actually said "First off you look like you maybe spend a day or two in the gym and think thats plenty.  You probably tell people the lawn work or gardening you do is also good exercise.  Secondly, I enjoy making money just not with the scam MLM way.  You guys come in to my office at least 1 - 2x a month with this stuff saying its the best.  Lastly, I didn't go to school to push MLM crap on people.  Please go find yourself a bored housewife"

He left in a huff.  I should have asked him if he would like to be a patient.  I am sure he would have melted on that one.

P.S.  Did you have a table there displaying your bottle opening abilities?
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 15, 2013, 10:19:55 AM
Personally I hate those fucking guys in my profession that do this shit.  I get their MLM bullshit in my office all the time.  I had someone come in with the "Body by Vi" (or something like that) thing and I told them I would get back to them in a day when I read through it all.  They stopped back and I listed off all the bullshit stuff about their product and their claims.  I showed him three products that had better quality protein and were cheaper.  He then countered with the usual "Well, I am sorry you are opposed to making money".  At that point all I could think about was GetBig phrases lol.  I actually said "First off you look like you maybe spend a day or two in the gym and think thats plenty.  You probably tell people the lawn work or gardening you do is also good exercise.  Secondly, I enjoy making money just not with the scam MLM way.  You guys come in to my office at least 1 - 2x a month with this stuff saying its the best.  Lastly, I didn't go to school to push MLM crap on people.  Please go find yourself a bored housewife"

He left in a huff.  I should have asked him if he would like to be a patient.  I am sure he would have melted on that one.

P.S.  Did you have a table there displaying your bottle opening abilities?


No - its far worse than that. 
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: liberty on October 15, 2013, 10:20:56 AM
35 pounds in a month    ;D
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: 240 is Back on October 15, 2013, 10:27:09 AM
mmmmmmmmm....mcgriddles

i haven't had one in months.  haven't had merlot either.  lots of V8 and bananas.  I got old.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: The True Adonis on October 15, 2013, 10:38:11 AM
Why don`t people just cut their legs off?

Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Shockwave on October 15, 2013, 10:47:32 AM
My aunt does the hcg diet. Shes lost like 40lbs, but shes skinnyfat because she does fucktons of cardio on top of that ridiculous diet.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Krankenstein on October 15, 2013, 12:10:02 PM

No - its far worse than that. 

Far worse? You were giving seminars on opening water bottles?
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 15, 2013, 12:16:36 PM
CHIRO FLEX APPROVED.IN THE TITLE..

Fuck no! This is an embarrassment to the profession and has NOTHING to do with chiropractic. People who do this shit in our profession are ostracized by their peers.

 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 15, 2013, 12:17:14 PM
Far worse? You were giving seminars on opening water bottles?

Check your pm
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 15, 2013, 12:20:03 PM
The HCG diet is complete bullshit as well. An infant will lose weight on 500 calories a day  ::)

I believe one of the meals is like 2 whole apples or some thing.

This thing makes me sick
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: WOOO on October 15, 2013, 12:22:31 PM
The HCG diet is complete bullshit as well. An infant will lose weight on 500 calories a day  ::)

I believe one of the meals is like 2 whole apples or some thing.

This thing makes me sick


totally retarded and dangerous... why not just go on a hunger strike...
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Man of Steel on October 16, 2013, 06:23:48 AM
i haven't had one in months.  haven't had merlot either.  lots of V8 and bananas.  I got old.

my 30s have been interesting and now I'm inchin my way to my 40s.  I've been told that 40s are easy...it's the 50s where stuff changes again like my 30s only moreso.  When I was 25 I could eat 4 big macs (on a cheat day of course...bb related) and add a 1/2 inch of muscle to my arms and legs.   today I eat one mcgriddle, immediately enter a fat girl coma, gain 19 lbs of bodyfat, need an oxygen mask for 30 minutes and a 2 hour recovery nap.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: liberty on October 16, 2013, 06:24:56 AM
 ;D  ^
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: The_Punisher on October 16, 2013, 06:53:22 AM
Why is that baboon farting on Vanna White?


Lol.....Baboon are much leaner than that
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: TommyBoy on October 16, 2013, 09:41:12 AM
Yeah, my dad's girlfriend went on this diet. Five hundred calories a day with HCG? Yeah, no kidding you are going to lose a ton of weight. She did, that's a fact. Lost like 50-60 pounds in two months. Refuses to exercise. No time for it. All the time in the world to play poker every night.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Shockwave on October 16, 2013, 09:46:02 AM
Yeah, my dad's girlfriend went on this diet. Five hundred calories a day with HCG? Yeah, no kidding you are going to lose a ton of weight. She did, that's a fact. Lost like 50-60 pounds in two months. Refuses to exercise. No time for it. All the time in the world to play poker every night.
Right? Let me guess, skinnyfat as shit as well?

Tried to tell me aunt that itll make her look shitty.. her attitude is that shell diet all the fat away and then "tone up" afterward.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 16, 2013, 10:02:20 AM
In other news, Scientist have figured out that if a person stops drinking alcohol all together, they won't get drunk...
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on October 16, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
I suppose if somebody has the will power to not rebound after this, a 500 cal diet for a few months would ok for a very obese person. BUT...

How many obese people do u know that can actually stick to something like this??
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: TommyBoy on October 23, 2013, 03:49:05 PM
Right? Let me guess, skinnyfat as shit as well?

Tried to tell me aunt that itll make her look shitty.. her attitude is that shell diet all the fat away and then "tone up" afterward.

No, pretty overweight still.
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Bones on October 23, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
Made from pregnant womens urine..may cause men to lactate  ;D
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 23, 2013, 05:00:41 PM
A pretty face and no ass doesn't sell.

Gay 4 It disagees. 
Title: Re: LMFAO - anyone ever hear of this? Had to share a pic of this garbage.
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 24, 2013, 04:43:42 AM
Gay 4 It disagees. 
;D