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http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20131021/US-ODD--Theft.From.Employee.Fridge/
Man calls cops for theft from Pa. workers' fridge
BREINIGSVILLE, Pa. (AP) — If you ever had your lunch disappear from the office refrigerator, consider what one southeastern Pennsylvania man did: He called the cops.
KYW-TV in Philadelphia (http://cbsloc.al/1814Yx0 ) reports that Upper Macungie Township police were called Oct. 10. That's when, according to a police news release, an employee at Wakefern Food Corp. reported "that an unknown person stole his Jell-O brand strawberry Jell-O snack from the break room refrigerator."
Police say the 39-year-old victim was angry because this wasn't the first time someone had stolen his food.
So far, police say the thief hasn't been caught. Police say in a news release that the case remains under investigation.
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I WOULD TOOO.........DO THESE CRIMINALS NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT GETTING CATABOLIC!!!
I WOULD BE SOOOO PISSED IF THAT WAS MY FOUR HOUR ANABOLIC WINDOW!!
I WOULD CALL SECURITY ONE IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME.....
NO ONE TOUCHES MY MEAT BALL SANGGWITCH......NOT AFTER HITTING TRIPPLES!
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The cops should red flag the guy at least for a couple of days and hit him up with multiple speeding tickets and what not to pay for that silly visit...
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May that sneak thief demon piece of shit rot in hell. Nothing worse than work fridge thieves. I just don't use work fridges because of these scumbags. Too bad he didn't get his head cut off.
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May that sneak thief demon piece of shit rot in hell. Nothing worse than work fridge thieves. I just don't use work fridges because of these scumbags. Too bad he didn't get his head cut off.
True but you have to keep that shit in house...Set up a video camera in the fridge or some shit...Calling the cops is as beta as it gets...
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I WOULD TOOO.........DO THESE CRIMINALS NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT GETTING CATABOLIC!!!
I WOULD BE SOOOO PISSED IF THAT WAS MY FOUR HOUR ANABOLIC WINDOW!!
I WOULD CALL SECURITY ONE IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME.....
NO ONE TOUCHES MY MEAT BALL SANGGWITCH......NOT AFTER HITTING TRIPPLES!
obviously, you don't work in a hospital because night staff members are the biggest food thieves on the planet.
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obviously, you don't work in a hospital because night staff members are the biggest food thieves on the planet.
they should burn in hell!!!!
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True but you have to keep that shit in house...Set up a video camera in the fridge or some shit...Calling the cops is as beta as it gets...
I do agree with this. Unless there is absolute proof and they'd be arrested. I'd love to mark someones criminal record with theft for stealing out of a fridge. Good luck getting a job with theft on your record.
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http://www.brobible.com/life/article/stop-roommates-from-eating-your-food
Four Ways to Stop Your Terrible Roommates From Eating Your Food
Love is a battlefield and the refrigerator in a shared domicile is a war zone. Double crosses, covert operations, taking prisoners in lieu of sustaining massive casualties, it’s all in the game just like EA Sports. If you haven’t recognized the by now, I’m sorry but you’ve been getting played hard and loose for however long you’ve lived with people who aren’t your parents. Unless you’re the type to keep watch over your treats like a pre-diabetic fat child on Halloween night, you’re in need of a good defense. Novices and amateurs, here are four tips if your roommates’ hands are all up in your proverbial cookie jar.
Allergies: Enter the easiest way to keep your roommates’ scrubby little fingers out of your yum bits and goodies. It’s likely they’ll likely divulge their medical issues to you, because of precautions and probably because they aren’t very interesting outside of that. Listen to them though, every time you hear them blather on about “in case of emergency” or the “Epipen protocol” it all should work to reinforce your nut or gluten-heavy shopping list. It’s really a bulletproof tactic—they need to be on guard to avoid the pro-gluten, pro-nut, pro-delicious items you’ve amassed and, bonus, you’ll know if they ever sneak any of your treats because they’ll have gone to the hospital or are downing Benadryls like their life literally depended on it.
Secretly Hoard: Like all great hoarders, you have to start small and build covertly. Find that one cupboard that’s in the back of the kitchen and filled with old muffin trays, errant garbage, or your empty half-gallon “collection.” This is where your secret empire of riches, your El Dorado, begins. As soon as someone bring in something hoard-worthy that doesn’t require refrigeration, start stashing the choice morsels back there. Goldfish crackers, fun-size candies, Planet Lunch assorted yums, the elusively rare pack of Dunkaroo, take what you can and stockpile them like a greedy squirrel with a penchant for trans fats.
Intentionally be Disgusting: It’s the oldest trick in the game; do something bad enough and no one will ever ask you to do it again. If you can establish yourself as the guy who barbecues to the point of everything tasting like lighter fluid and ash, or be known as the guy who burns water and can’t keep his body hair out of scrambled eggs, well, you’ll be golden. Just a reputation as a terrible chef will keep your leftovers untouched. Further, when you’re in front of your roommates eat as quickly and as aggressively as possible, like some sort of feral wolf-person. You’d be surprised how people will avoid a fresh tray of lasagna if they just watched you devour a piece with no silverware or plate while you simultaneously took a dump with the door open.
Shop Against Their Tastes and Laziness: It’s similar to the allergy tactic, but without the threat or liability of your roomies’ throats closing up for snitching your yum-ables. Consider preparation time and deliciousness as the two factors on which every item is evaluated and you’ll know which are the most likely to get eaten and, thus, not be bought. A whole chicken can be delicious, but no one will make it on a drunken whim after the bar. On the other end, something like carrot sticks or apples require no preparation, but they don’t have that salty-sweet, life-shortening deliciousness we all crave. You know what your roommates look for, so buy the stuff that be too lazy to make or too healthy to want and you’ll be able to retain all your food. Think about it, you’re pretty much asking for it if you bring home a box of Bagel Bites and don’t eat them immediately. Drunk, high, or just sober and bored, a roommate will definitely eat all of those.
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http://www.themuse.com/advice/lunch-theft-its-real-and-its-the-worst
Lunch Theft: It's Real, and It's the Worst
There is no greater betrayal than having your lunch stolen by the very people you work with. The anger, the deceit, and the gut-wrenching suspicion will change you forever.
For all of you who don’t know the feeling, here’s an exclusive look.
After a slow and dreary morning, the promise of a midday meal has you reenergized and excited.
As soon as the clock strikes 12, you abandon all manner of work and head for the office lounge.
There’s nothing that can take you away from this moment—until you open the refrigerator door and realize your lunch is missing.
You search carefully to make sure, but alas, the paper bag you scrawled your name on this morning has clearly been taken.
You’re feeling confused and hurt.
But your bewilderment is quickly replaced with anger.
You wonder who the culprit is. Suddenly, everyone is a suspect.
You grow angrier by the minute. But before you get the chance to overreact...
...You decide to stop and weigh your options. After all, it is the mature thing to do.
So you consider stealing someone else’s lunch.
But with your break coming to an end, you decide to call it a day instead and admit defeat.
After scavenging the vending machine, you pledge to keep your lunch out of greedy hands. From now on, you’ll keep your meal a little closer to home.
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Put a sign on your food. "Danger: Poison"
And then actually poison it.
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Use these:
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Good for him. My number one rule: leave me the fuck alone and I will leave you the fuck alone. Touching my food in any way... Fucking moving it from where I left it even... Would make me rage and want to rip some pencil necks like Sev to pieces.
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Good for him. My number one rule: leave me the fuck alone and I will leave you the fuck alone. Touching my food in any way... Fucking moving it from where I left it even... Would make me rage and want to some pencil necks like Sev to pieces.
want to what?
im in suspense
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Just put a fridge in your vehicle. Don't skimp on size and you'll always be the guy with cold drinks.
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want to what?
im in suspense
Bah. Fixed. Fucker.
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Bah. Fixed. Fucker.
No need for name calling.
I had your best interest in mind.
I didnt want some dude coming by and "putting words in your mouth" so to speak.
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Hope this protein bandit is still Locke up!
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I ruthlessly eat and drink other people shit in the work fridge.
I have also been known to takes bites of sandwiches out of peoples hands.
on the same token I would never wine like a little bitch when the food I left unsupervised was taken.
at the end of the day its fucking food and most of us are in first world countries where there is an abundance.
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I ruthlessly eat and drink other people shit in the work fridge.
I have also been known to takes bites of sandwiches out of peoples hands.
on the same token I would never wine like a little bitch when the food I left unsupervised was taken.
at the end of the day its fucking food and most of us are in first world countries where there is an abundance.
I would bust your head open like Galagher smashing watermelons, and show you what the insides looked like before you died. And then shove the remainder of my uneaten lunch in your ass so that everyone knew why I did it. You fucking degenerate.
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I ruthlessly eat and drink other people shit in the work fridge.
I have also been known to takes bites of sandwiches out of peoples hands.
:D
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I would bust your head open like Galagher smashing watermelons, and show you what the insides looked like before you died. And then shove the remainder of my uneaten lunch in your ass so that everyone knew why I did it. You fucking degenerate.
You would do no such thing you geriatric old fuck.
With all this pent up aggression stemming from your sexless marriage, I assume you're the kind of gent that always has veins popping out in his neck and forehead with blood pressure reaching new levels.
btw what the fuck is a Galagher?
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Guy calls the cops 'cause America is now a nanny-state filled with pussies. Americans do not deserve freedom....they wouldn't know what to do with it even if they had. People calling 911 for every damned thing nowadays. Christ.
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Guy calls the cops 'cause America is now a nanny-state filled with pussies. Americans do not deserve freedom....they wouldn't know what to do with it even if they had. People calling 911 for every damned thing nowadays. Christ.
try and take my freedom away and ill run you over with my oversized truck, and hide you in the basement of my oversized house you fucking commie
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try and take my freedom away and ill run you over with my oversized truck, and hide you in the basement of my oversized house you fucking commie
Your freedom is already gone, dummy....and you don't even know it.
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blah blah blah.
what freedoms have I personally lost recently???
enlighten me, just dont let that foil helmet your wearing slip over your eyes, chief.
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Pack your lunch in this
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlpghRIaM_T_xNL7WO5b6Yc3gFg0hLmPnusstcAoI0mIEXAR5U&usqp=CAE)
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I hate places that
1) refuse to let you keep a small fridge in your office
2) will not protect your food in the community fridge.
When I had an office job, I just carried a cooler.
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http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM
problem solved