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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Marty Champions on October 28, 2013, 06:42:10 AM
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was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning
well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit
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ok, I understand everything,, BUT! why the f*** would you want to put a hand into it????!! ???
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was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning
well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit
that is a lot of caca
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that is a lot of caca
a lot of caca
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If you're going to eat junk then man up and eat junk already. What kind of asshole buys low fat pop tarts?
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After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up
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After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up
Ignoring an investigation into modern farming practices, I'll posit that gluten protein and grains have been a staple of the western diet for millenia and are not to blame. More likely culprits are frankenfood components and that Johnny Flickon ate 6 boxes.
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was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning
well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit
If it says low fat, it's loaded with carbs. You were already getting too many carbs from fruit. Hence...
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I dont know Johnny if this keeps up could cause septic tank overflow then a dude has to come out and suck shit up out of the septic tank with a plastic pipe charges about 8$ a hour.
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was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning
well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit
Now i understand why you dont have a woman and have to be looking at females through your car window and jerking off.