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Title: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Marty Champions on October 28, 2013, 06:42:10 AM
was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Rami on October 28, 2013, 06:50:01 AM
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Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Antonio fella on October 28, 2013, 06:52:23 AM
ok, I understand everything,, BUT! why the f*** would you want to put a hand into it????!! ???
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Man of Steel on October 28, 2013, 06:53:57 AM
was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

that is a lot of caca
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Man of Steel on October 28, 2013, 06:56:24 AM
that is a lot of caca

a lot of caca
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Tapeworm on October 28, 2013, 06:58:46 AM
If you're going to eat junk then man up and eat junk already.  What kind of asshole buys low fat pop tarts?
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on October 28, 2013, 07:09:28 AM
After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Tapeworm on October 28, 2013, 07:19:57 AM
After being used to the easily-digested fruit, the gluten/grains tore your digestive system up

Ignoring an investigation into modern farming practices, I'll posit that gluten protein and grains have been a staple of the western diet for millenia and are not to blame.  More likely culprits are frankenfood components and that Johnny Flickon ate 6 boxes.
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: JBGRAY on October 28, 2013, 08:09:20 AM
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Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Raymondo on October 28, 2013, 08:12:29 AM
was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

If it says low fat, it's loaded with carbs. You were already getting too many carbs from fruit. Hence...
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 28, 2013, 02:03:08 PM
I dont know Johnny if this keeps up could cause septic tank overflow then a dude has to come out and suck shit up out of the septic tank with a plastic pipe charges about 8$ a hour.
Title: Re: CRAZY amounts of GAS , FARTING, AND SHITTING when adding to fruit diet
Post by: the trainer on October 28, 2013, 02:04:42 PM
was craving some fat free or low fat poptarts, fignewtons, crispix cereal. all low and no fat, cause i was already eating a shitload of fruit had literally no gas from the fruit and normal sized pyramid shits in the morning

well when i added in a fair amount of these bread products i was farting all night in the wee hours in the morning it seemed constantly farting like i ate a whole jug of cheap whey or something. then in the morning i took one humongously of all times massive shit and the shit pyramid almost was high enough to touch my arse in the toilet fuck, it was immense i almost wanted to put my hand in the massive shit it was like 10-15 fists full of shit

Now i understand why you dont have a woman and have to be looking at females through your car window and jerking off.