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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: the trainer on November 06, 2013, 07:44:50 AM
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Here's technology we can all get behind for our occasionally smelly behinds. Shreddies is a pair of underwear that promises to filter out farts. Seriously, it's supposed kill your fart's smell and be able to neutralize odors up to 200 times the stinky strength of the average fart. So even if you have a particularly foul brand of flatulence, Shreddies can let you fart wherever you want without feeling like you've dropped a bomb. Freedom farts.
Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex in its underwear. Zorflex is apparently used in chemical warfare suits and to be honest, that's appropriate given the intensity of some people's farts. Here's how Shreddies explains its magic:
Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
The underwear comes in boxer breifs and support boxers for men (starting at ~$40) and briefs and high waisted briefs for women (~$30). Fart for you. Fart for me. Fart for all. Fart forever.
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For ease of purchasing -
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/clothing/shreddies-fart-filtering-underwear.asp (http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/clothing/shreddies-fart-filtering-underwear.asp)
Cool site btw, check out some of the shit on here.
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Here's technology we can all get behind for our occasionally smelly behinds. Shreddies is a pair of underwear that promises to filter out farts. Seriously, it's supposed kill your fart's smell and be able to neutralize odors up to 200 times the stinky strength of the average fart. So even if you have a particularly foul brand of flatulence, Shreddies can let you fart wherever you want without feeling like you've dropped a bomb. Freedom farts.
Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex in its underwear. Zorflex is apparently used in chemical warfare suits and to be honest, that's appropriate given the intensity of some people's farts. Here's how Shreddies explains its magic:
Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
The underwear comes in boxer breifs and support boxers for men (starting at ~$40) and briefs and high waisted briefs for women (~$30). Fart for you. Fart for me. Fart for all. Fart forever.
Why in the fuck would I want to do this? Some of my fondest memories involve taking liver tabs and eating turkey burghers and totally destroying my senior high school classes to the point of getting detention over it. Or destroying Body World by blasting them out and just watching everyone gag while I keep a totally straight face and keep working out. Good fucking times.
Fuck the guy who invented this and fuck you for posting this shit here. I'd hold you down and blast one on your face and hope that I sharted on you.
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I recommend it, straight from the tap
Grats!
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Thick Nick laying down the law
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i enjoy the power of my protein farts