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Title: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Borracho on November 15, 2013, 06:21:59 AM
This homo can be pretty funny, makes some good threads on a daily basis, trolls a good amount but not excessively and has been around here for a long time.

Thanks for making this a less boring place db1234.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: WOOO on November 15, 2013, 06:35:11 AM
(http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles4/176701/projects/628545/5ac5ee243da19008eb41f6d07b15fa27.jpg)
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on November 15, 2013, 06:36:23 AM
This homo can be pretty funny, makes some good threads on a daily basis, trolls a good amount but not excessively and has been around here for a long time.

Thanks for making this a less boring place db1234.

he also has the ability to deadlift with excellent form
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 15, 2013, 06:46:22 AM
Army of One is great
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on November 15, 2013, 06:47:23 AM
I appreciate this athlete.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Knooger on November 15, 2013, 06:53:47 AM
He takes a cock like a champion.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 15, 2013, 08:28:20 AM
Apparently has a 12inch cock, beautiful hairline and can destroy a bodybuilders kidneys with a single owning.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: local hero on November 15, 2013, 09:08:25 AM
Apparently has he can takea 12inch cock, beautiful hairline and can destroy a bodybuilders kidneys with a single owning.

fixeds...
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: CalvinH on November 15, 2013, 09:25:54 AM
Never heard of the guy...
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 15, 2013, 09:49:44 AM
Never heard of the guy...

Enough of your lip junior, I've been hanging around here longer than Bootys tits have been hanging at her navel
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 15, 2013, 10:06:39 AM
Yes Army has been one of the best getbiggers for a while now.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: CalvinH on November 15, 2013, 10:18:00 AM
Enough of your lip junior, I've been hanging around here longer than Bootys tits have been hanging at her navel


Ok now that's good ;D
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 15, 2013, 01:10:22 PM

Ok now that's good ;D

Isn't good for the moving parts of her webcam
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: TrueGrit on November 15, 2013, 01:20:06 PM
Great poster. The original official getbig photoshopper. No more bi-curious than your average getbigger.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 15, 2013, 01:20:58 PM
Army of one crushing individuals in this thread.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: CalvinH on November 15, 2013, 01:21:48 PM
Isn't good for the moving parts of her webcam


Hope she uses a wide lens.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 15, 2013, 03:50:51 PM

Hope she uses a wide lens.

And scatproof
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: WOOO on November 15, 2013, 06:14:46 PM
Great poster. The original official getbig photoshopper. No more bi-curious than your average getbigger.


shhhhhh
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 15, 2013, 08:10:02 PM
More powerful than a speeding locomotive.  Almost leaps tall dongs in a single bound.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Knooger on November 15, 2013, 08:30:52 PM
Almost leaps tall dongs in a single bound.

He gets almost to the top and slides right back down, then almost to the top and slides right back down again...
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 15, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
Solid citizen. Quality cat. I'd invite him to my birthday party.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: SF1900 on November 15, 2013, 08:46:45 PM
I enjoy his posts :)
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 15, 2013, 09:11:04 PM
To the only other man on this site that visits PerezHilton.com!

"1"
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: booty on November 15, 2013, 10:17:35 PM
Enough of your lip junior, I've been hanging around here longer than Bootys tits have been hanging at her navel
Oi watch it.   >:( or I will knock you out with one, on the getbig cruise 2014.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 16, 2013, 04:51:33 AM
Oi watch it.   >:( or I will knock you out with one, on the getbig cruise 2014.

It's ok, while on the cruise you can rest them on Go4its's head
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Archer77 on November 16, 2013, 05:04:52 AM
AoO is the bees knees for sure.  He's very handy with Photoshop. 
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: CalvinH on November 16, 2013, 05:57:27 AM
It's ok, while on the cruise you can rest them on Go4its's head


Probably suffocate the little guy.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Papper on November 16, 2013, 06:05:04 AM
Army of one is good. Doesn't take it too seriously and doesn't get very emotional over anything. Level-headed and focused on comedy.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Knooger on November 16, 2013, 06:13:36 AM
Army of one is good. Doesn't take it too seriously and doesn't get very emotional over anything. Level-headed and focused on comedy.

Yes, and he's penetrated more rims than Michael Jordan.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 16, 2013, 06:17:02 AM
Oi watch it.   >:( or I will knock you out with one, on the getbig cruise 2014.
;D
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on November 16, 2013, 06:45:16 AM
I'm feeling the love in the room, tempted to hire out room 7 for the evening with you guys!
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 16, 2013, 07:11:37 AM
Great screen name!

Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: cephissus on November 16, 2013, 09:32:57 AM
first noticed this guy's superior humor in a thread with 240 and some others wherein they gangbanged the "anabolic window" and several other precepts held dear by naturals the world over
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: evandatp on November 16, 2013, 03:51:54 PM
He could make a convincing pot noodle blindfolded.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on April 17, 2014, 08:57:38 AM
He could make a convincing pot noodle blindfolded.

Can bump a thread with the best of them
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on April 17, 2014, 08:58:40 AM
Can bump a thread with the best of them

brutal self promotion
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on December 16, 2014, 10:40:50 AM
brutal self promotion

I blame the Instagram era
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Waller on December 16, 2014, 10:46:48 AM
I blame the Instagram era

Brutal self promotion.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Knooger on December 16, 2014, 10:47:16 AM
I blame the Instagram era

I blame the Viet Cong.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 16, 2014, 10:54:43 AM
Army of One is easily the most prolific getbigger.  Many quality threads started by this gentleman.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: wes on December 16, 2014, 07:16:05 PM
Yet another board legend and a funny mofo too!
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: WillGrant on December 16, 2014, 11:39:26 PM
One of the best - Old School GB'r and incredibly witty  :)
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 12:34:26 AM
You know Getbig's standards have plummeted to an all time low when Army of One's posts are considered good quality.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 17, 2014, 04:42:26 AM
"Gargling Man Plums."

End of thread.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2014, 04:46:00 AM
epic self promotion
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on December 17, 2014, 05:33:49 AM
You know Getbig's standards have plummeted to an all time low when Army of One's posts are considered good quality.

Yes,we'd all rather read about your 60k a year after taxes and the fine British women you get rejected by.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2014, 05:34:56 AM
army of one keeping this thread at the top of page one by all means necessarry
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: polychronopolous on December 17, 2014, 05:43:21 AM
Army of One is like the Anti-British establishment.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 06:20:21 AM
Yes,we'd all rather read about your 60k a year after taxes and the fine British women you get rejected by.

If you're talking about my bonus alone, that's fairly accurate.

(http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/10601723_807406775957341_168081753_n.jpg)

If you're talking about girls, below is a prime example of a fine Moorish girl. Fat British girls like you imply are not on my menu asshole.

(http://s1.postimg.org/4e9pc1bv3/securedownload.jpg)

Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2014, 06:21:34 AM
If you're talking about my bonus alone, that's fairly accurate.

(http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/10601723_807406775957341_168081753_n.jpg)

If you're talking about girls, below is a prime example of a fine Moorish girl. Fat British girls like you imply are not on my menu asshole.

(http://s1.postimg.org/4e9pc1bv3/securedownload.jpg)



that girl is an easy ten

its that simple
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 06:25:11 AM
Yes,we'd all rather read about your 60k a year after taxes and the fine British women you get rejected by.

Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

(https://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/10610970_358630997623777_818449727_a.jpg)



Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 06:26:53 AM
that girl is an easy ten

its that simple

To be fair I met her in Paris, the UK doesn't offer talent like this. Most 9's and 10's I've managed to win over have been overseas.

In the UK I have to settle for 7's and 8's. Absolutely no fatties though. That's why we need to start partying abroad mate.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2014, 06:31:20 AM
To be fair I met her in Paris, the UK doesn't offer talent like this. Most 9's and 10's I've managed to win over have been overseas.

In the UK I have to settle for 7's and 8's. Absolutely no fatties though. That's why we need to start partying abroad mate.

lets get a trip to prague or Bratislava sorted

or somewhere else suitably laden with bunnies
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 06:33:04 AM
lets get a trip to prague or Bratislava sorted

or somewhere else suitably laden with bunnies

Agreed, line it up for March or something, TBH with flights and hotel...etc would still work out cheaper than a night out in London
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Griffith on December 17, 2014, 06:47:49 AM
Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

(https://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/10610970_358630997623777_818449727_a.jpg)





Yet you needed drugs to achieve that...and look like a natural.

And.....the female you posted above looks like the average washed-out club slut with a botched plastic surgery or two aspiring to be a third-tier porn star.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2014, 06:48:50 AM
Agreed, line it up for March or something, TBH with flights and hotel...etc would still work out cheaper than a night out in London

where ever hostel was filmed

getting cut up by a chainsaw

is a small price to pay

for a go at bunnies like that
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on December 17, 2014, 06:49:21 AM
Even if I was broke as fuck, I'd still piss on you on my worst day, here's me wearing £20 bottoms, no watch, no nothing....awesomeness is something you're born with.

(https://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/10610970_358630997623777_818449727_a.jpg)





A natural near his limit looks better than that, and the woman looks like she is made of plastic and silicone, on what planet is she a 10?!
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 17, 2014, 07:07:46 AM
A natural near his limit looks better than that, and the woman looks like she is made of plastic and silicone, on what planet is she a 10?!

Irrelevant, I look 1000x better than you'll ever be, that's all that counts.

And I don't care whether the girl is made of silicon or carbon fibre for all I care, she was a great fuck and you're a bitter angry virgin. End of thread.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Lexus II on December 17, 2014, 06:25:11 PM
Rolex watches and silicon boobs are no match for Army Of One.  He's like the Red Baron carpet bombing the UK forum.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Hulkotron on December 17, 2014, 06:56:07 PM
Did you mount that balloon-titted wench Skorp?
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Jizzacked on December 17, 2014, 07:13:49 PM
solid poster who has stood the test of time and still delivers regularly... a true asset to the board, always keeping the tits in a tizzy
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on December 17, 2014, 07:52:00 PM
The praise of fellow legends gives me strength to keep crushing tits on here
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: chaos on December 17, 2014, 08:10:23 PM
Meh
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: evandatp on December 18, 2014, 03:35:22 AM
Oh brother, sounds like the type of guy who'd bump a post about his ability to make a convincing pot noodle.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on December 18, 2014, 04:42:37 AM
Oh brother, sounds like the type of guy who'd bump a post about his ability to make a convincing pot noodle.

hahahahaha, ok "evandatp", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and then you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: wes on December 18, 2014, 04:58:52 AM
:D
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Skorp1o on December 18, 2014, 05:52:42 AM
Bumping this shit thread, it's like a turd that floats to the top and won't flush away
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: calfzilla on December 18, 2014, 05:54:53 AM
Bumping this shit thread, it's like a turd that floats to the top and won't flush away

Yesterday at work I mentioned going to the Rolex store and my boss was like "I'm not paying you that much am I". He's not.  :-X  :-[
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: King Shizzo on December 18, 2014, 05:58:32 AM
I think I am due for my own appreciation thread.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Knooger on December 18, 2014, 06:40:45 AM
I think I am due for my own appreciation thread.

You've had many. Those are the threads where we vote you out of here.
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on January 24, 2016, 10:59:33 AM
a true renaissance man
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: OB1 on January 24, 2016, 11:15:21 AM
You've had many. Those are the threads where we vote you out of here.

LOL!
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Yamcha on January 24, 2016, 11:18:35 AM
Title: Re: Army Of One...Appreciation?
Post by: Army of One on January 24, 2016, 12:02:38 PM


Tommy looks slightly out of place