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Title: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:06:12 AM
Where is my gimmick big cyp?

I miss his legendary Ugandan related insults

come back cyp

I wish I could remember the password  :'(
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: d0nny2600 on November 20, 2013, 05:07:08 AM
Where is my gimmick big cyp?

I miss his legendary Ugandan related insults

come back cyp

I wish I could remember the password  :'(
Its the same as the pumphard account
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 05:11:40 AM
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:15:27 AM
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.

are you saying he is having the tbombz deep tissue massage special army?
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 20, 2013, 05:17:18 AM
Ukjeff chased him away from getbig..i miss him  :-\
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Knooger on November 20, 2013, 05:18:51 AM
Went to a Turkish Bath near Hampstead Heath, still hasn't come out, he may not be back soon.

Are you saying he has so many cocks jabbed in him that he looks like a performance art remake of Piero del Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian?
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:20:03 AM
Ukjeff chased him away from getbig..i miss him  :-\

are you saying that jeffs cunning use of the winking smiley at the end of his posts

to suggest he knew something you didn't

was too much for cyp to handle  ;)
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on November 20, 2013, 05:21:40 AM
are you saying that jeffs cunning use of the winking smiley at the end of his posts

to suggest he knew something you didn't

was too much for cyp to handle  ;)
lol spot on  ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:22:45 AM
Are you saying he has so many cocks jabbed in him that he looks like a performance art remake of Piero del Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian?

what im saying is that cyps modern interpretation of the lying on a bed of nails trick involved multiple Ugandan sailors
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 05:41:03 AM
are you saying he is having the tbombz deep tissue massage special army?

What I am saying BigMc, is that "Big"Cyp has had more pricks in him than a second hand pub dartboard.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 20, 2013, 05:54:57 AM
His wife got advice from Cswole's wife.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 05:58:04 AM
cyp is currently going through customs he will be back shortly
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: chaos on November 20, 2013, 06:04:42 AM
His wife got advice from Cswole's wife.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Hulkotron on November 20, 2013, 06:08:20 AM
Business trip to Dubai followed by a safari, will return shortly and set things right around here.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 06:10:32 AM
Is flying back from the USA after 72 hour tense negotiations with Ron to free Shizzo from Timeout
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 06:10:55 AM
Business trip to Dubai followed by a safari, will return shortly and set things right around here.

yes he is much missed

one of the few people on here that can genuinely make me laugh out loud
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: TrueGrit on November 20, 2013, 06:13:19 AM
He's on a business trip selling Tupperware and sex toys to housewives and bodybuilders in Arkansas.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: CalvinH on November 20, 2013, 06:34:45 AM
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 06:35:56 AM
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.

 ;D

Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 06:40:37 AM
Currently in Uganda taking semen samples for a secret alien race that wants to colonize URANUS with sailor clones then build it into a mega vacation resort for the uber wealthy .. like a new version of Eden for Adam and Evan.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 06:50:18 AM
Currently in Uganda taking semen samples for a secret alien race that wants to colonize URANUS with sailor clones then build it into a mega vacation resort for the uber wealthy .. like a new version of Eden for Adam and Evan.

A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 06:51:29 AM
A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it

alien abductions always seem to feature anal probing

sound like these aliens stem from uganda
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 06:53:45 AM
A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it
Fuck off! I'll fucking fight you name the place and time .. hell I'll even wressle you if you are big and hairy.. you are one of those faggets that see gay in every post .. you deserve to be submitted! Just name the place.. we'll do it old scool like in antiquity naked and oiled up so your bitsch ass won't have anything to grab onto.. fucking sissy!
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 20, 2013, 07:03:14 AM
Got caught driving his neighbors Audi.

Lolll!
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Knooger on November 20, 2013, 07:12:12 AM
Fuck off! I'll fucking fight you name the place and time .. hell I'll even wressle you if you are big and hairy.. you are one of those faggets that see gay in every post .. you deserve to be submitted! Just name the place.. we'll do it old scool like in antiquity naked and oiled up so your bitsch ass won't have anything to grab onto.. fucking sissy!

In his defense the first time l read it I thought it sounded slightly homosexual, but after reading it again it appears to be on the up and up.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Knooger on November 20, 2013, 07:14:10 AM
A tinge of homosexual about this post, can't quite put my finger on it

He's more interested in you putting your mouth around it.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 07:18:22 AM
Fuck off! I'll fucking fight you name the place and time .. hell I'll even wressle you if you are big and hairy.. you are one of those faggets that see gay in every post .. you deserve to be submitted! Just name the place.. we'll do it old scool like in antiquity naked and oiled up so your bitsch ass won't have anything to grab onto.. fucking sissy!

Only if we fight by the OneMoreRep rules, where face in the crotch, erection pressed in between the buttocks and reaching around are actively encouraged.(no homo)
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 07:19:12 AM
Only if we fight by the OneMoreRep rules, where face in the crotch, erection pressed in between the buttocks and reaching around are actively encouraged.(no homo)

I predict a victory by rear naked bukake
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Army of One on November 20, 2013, 07:26:00 AM
I predict a victory by rear naked bukake

Will be making use of that shiny bald head to try new things. (No homo)
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: bigmc on November 20, 2013, 07:30:19 AM
Will be making use of that shiny bald head to try new things. (No homo)

paint a red line down the middle

and hey presto life sized dildo

his facial hair could be the pubes
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: chaos on November 20, 2013, 07:56:36 AM
Well this thread went off topic... or did it?
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Tapeworm on November 20, 2013, 08:02:04 AM
Probably got hit by a car.  BigC, I reverse my position totally.  You DO have an equal right to the road.  (Not the other cyclists.  Just you.)


Are you saying he has so many cocks jabbed in him that he looks like a performance art remake of Piero del Pollaiuolo's Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian?

Highest brow insinuation of gayosity ever!
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 20, 2013, 10:29:48 AM
Big Cyp always posted up some quality stuff.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Dago_Joe on November 20, 2013, 10:34:13 AM
Is flying back from the USA after 72 hours of tense gay4pay sodomizations with Ron to free Shizzo from Timeout

Fixed.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Meaningless on November 20, 2013, 10:35:45 AM
I used to follow him on Facebook but he was a major insecure attention whore posting pictures of himself and his oil bag arms everyday with nonsense religious balonie quotes attached. I even made him meltdown with one simple SEO comment
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Hulkotron on November 20, 2013, 11:20:36 AM
He is visiting his dear friend mass 04 in Stalingrad.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 11:43:33 AM
He is visiting his dear friend mass 04 in Stalingrad.
I used to read mass04's posts and laugh in tears ..we should dig some up
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on November 20, 2013, 11:49:22 AM
He just Tweeted me yesterday. Turns out he's been running an underground cock fighting ring in Eastern Uganda. It's a thankless job but he takes pride in his work.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Hulkotron on November 20, 2013, 11:49:35 AM
I used to read mass04's posts and laugh in tears ..we should dig some up

Yes he is an inspiring man.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: Dago_Joe on November 20, 2013, 01:03:28 PM
He just Tweeted me yesterday. Turns out he's been running an underground cock sucking ring in Eastern Uganda. It's a thankless job but he takes pride in his work.
Title: Re: What happened to Big Cyp
Post by: booty on November 20, 2013, 01:37:23 PM
yes he is much missed

one of the few people on here that can genuinely make me laugh out loud
x 2 I hope he returns soon