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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Cleanest Natural on November 20, 2013, 12:43:33 PM
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Over the years some getbiggers stood out above the rest due to their ability to be very funny. Today, we honor mass04.
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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Haha this is the very post that I had in mind after you mentioned a tribute to the great mass 04 in the other thread ;D
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All behold pellius the whiny twink
he loves his muscle bears sweaty, he doesn't mind the stink
writing 12,000 word posts no one reads
his family must be ashamed of his homosexual deeds
you can tell hes not the smartest of the litter
he'll respond soon, after wiping off his lovers ball glitter.
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Here is his spot-on imitation of ImBasile:
The floatsam here can't appreciate a bloke out on an afternoon jaunt. Perhaps he is just looking for some young lads to partake in a spirited game of touch football? The getbig experts don't even see those tables that could be scrapped and be made into a grand lattimus dorsi contractor contraption. Perhaps that young Sheila shouldn't wear such provocative outfits if she doesn't want a mature sod with arms a hair under 18 inches to follow her into the changing area?
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Here is his spot-on imitation of ImBasile:
;D
*Blechman barges into room wearing 1950's nurses outfit*
"Jay, you're looking a little flush. I better take your temperature."
*Jay's eating meal #12. 9 pieces of ezekiel bread, 23 eggs, 20 IU of humalog
"Um, I'm feeling fine, Steve. Anyway, I'm eating, maybe we can do it later."
*Blechman starts to run a sponge over Jay's forehead*
"You're burning up, Jay. I insist. I wasn't planning on using your mouth anyway."
*Jay furiously starts to push call button*
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(http://theineptowl.com/images/articles/hermey.jpg)
First Victor Martinez, now Lee Priest?
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and this one, the original thread was deleted
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Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started"
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The rotting fence could lead to unwanted visitors like possums and amaradillo...who would tear that lawn apart, which I'm guessing due to all the crab grass, has a fair amount of grubs for these critters to eat.
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/013/415/692_1000.jpg)
I have tears streaming down my face laughin :D
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Some good stuff here ;D
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.
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The rotting fence could lead to unwanted visitors like possums and amaradillo...who would tear that lawn apart, which I'm guessing due to all the crab grass, has a fair amount of grubs for these critters to eat.
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/013/415/692_1000.jpg)
I have tears streaming down my face laughin :D
I do not know what this thread is about, but since you posted that pic, you can post all the stupid idiotic conspiracy shit you want....Word of advice? Every time you post some conspiracy shit, post a girl with a great ass, it will get you places...
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I do not know what this thread is about, but since you posted that pic, you can post all the stupid idiotic conspiracy shit you want....Word of advice? Every time you post some conspiracy shit, post a girl with a great ass, it will get you places...
I never speak about "conspiracies" nor do I care for your "advice". Enjoy some good humor and relax peebop4536
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.
LMFAO!!!
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I never speak about "conspiracies" nor do I care for your "advice". Enjoy some good humor and relax peebop4536
You cared enough to give a well thought out reply, and no, I do not take it seriously...You do though...
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.
HAHHAHAAH SHIT!
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I JUST GOT SO PUMPED I KICKED ONE OF MY DOGS IN THE FACE AND MILITARY PRESSED HIM FOR REPS!! ARRRRGGHH
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You cared enough to give a well thought out reply, and no, I do not take it seriously...You do though...
ok "bedebop654" next time you want to communicate something please send me a PM. Promise I'll read it.
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''Gene,im hoping on my Vespa and coming to CT, We'll have an intervention.Bring Don"
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I will send you pics of my 260 pound hairy short bald fat ass body, and you can give me tips on how to get in shape..Ah fuck it, I know what to do, just do not have the will....
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I will send you pics of my 260 pound hairy short bald fat ass body, and you can give me tips on how to get in shape..Ah fuck it, I know what to do, just do not have the will....
what do you call a duck that gets straight A's?
I don't know, but you are fat.
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what do you call a duck that gets straight A's?
I don't know, but you are fat.
I have a great wife, family, and friends that have my back, that is the most important...I have a mental illness that fucks with me though, I hope it does not do me in...I hope i can lose all my weight before it kills me...
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I have a great wife, family, and friends that have my back, that is the most important...I have a mental illness that fucks with me though, I hope it does not do me in...I hope i can lose all my weight before it kills me...
what illness? in what sense?
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what illness? in what sense?
Schizoaffective disorder...Heard of it?
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Schizoaffective disorder...Heard of it?
Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.
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Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.
Some days better, some days not so good...
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Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.
Shizzo has ineffective disorder.
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Thread has taken a weird turn.
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mass04 was truly a great poster. A loss to our great community. He will be missed. Trusting his sabbatical with Squadfather in Micronesia is going well.
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Schizoaffective disorder...Heard of it?
yes .. I had many clients with schizophrenic disorders.. doctors can't help because they don't have a clue what it is let alone what causes it or how to fix it
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mass04 is away on business and will return shortly. Fear not queeflings.
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yes .. I had many clients with schizophrenic disorders.. doctors can't help because they don't have a clue what it is let alone what causes it or how to fix it
Yeah you are right...I take haldol which helps, but its like taking a hammer to your car...sometimes it helps, sometimes not...Just happens to work for the most part, for me....
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Yeah you are right...I take haldol which helps, but its like taking a hammer to your car...sometimes it helps, sometimes not...Just happens to work for the most part, for me....
Drugs will numb you down to animal level but will never fix the problem or the cause. The origin of it is NOT physical so ..
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Drugs will numb you down to animal level but will never fix the problem or the cause. The origin of it is NOT physical so ..
Do you have any evidence to back up your claims? or just trying to sound intelligent?
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Mass04 had the most hilarious kyomu impersonation ever. I have to try and find it.
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Masshole was a great asset to the Y board and an up and coming fireman.
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Drugs will numb you down to animal level but will never fix the problem or the cause. The origin of it is NOT physical so ..
What would you call an imbalance of neurotransmitters then, if not physical?
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Funny dude. The MOB skit is hilarious.
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Do you have any evidence to back up your claims? or just trying to sound intelligent?
Yes.. let me round up all my former clients and tell them to write testimonials because "el numero uno" from getbig does not "believe me".
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What would you call an imbalance of neurotransmitters then, if not physical?
You mistake physical symptoms with the mental or non-phisical cause.
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Here is his spot-on imitation of ImBasile:
that one made me laugh out loud
he has managed to highlight the creepiness that basille oozes while accurately depicting his prose
fine work indeed
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02019/Ramzan_dancing_2019337c.jpg)
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02019/Ramzan_dancing_2019337c.jpg)
great dancing there mars
looking jacked too props 8)
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You mistake physical symptoms with the mental or non-phisical cause.
I have an imbalance of dopamine and seratonin...That is a physical, not mental...By saying it is not physical you are saying dopamine and seratonin are not chemicals that keep us healthy in how we interact with the world...Ofcourse you will argue this, but its fact...Somehow you let facts get in the way of how you percieve the world which is mental...Know the difference?
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Fuck, man, that's gotta be rough.
I would not wish it on anyone, even my worst enemy...
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I have an imbalance of dopamine and seratonin...That is a physical, not mental...By saying it is not physical you are saying dopamine and seratonin are not chemicals that keep us healthy in how we interact with the world...Ofcourse you will argue this, but its fact...Somehow you let facts get in the way of how you percieve the world which is mental...Know the difference?
you are talking about physical symptoms while I talk about what causes those. The cause is the one that needs to be addressed. I am afraid you are arguing me about how to make chicken soup while you do not know what chicken is. This does not make you stupid. Just ignorant. Ignorance means not knowing something. So use your intellect to learn about our true nature and then you will understand what causes various "mental ilnesses".
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Are you saying you know what the chicken is?
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Are you saying you know what the chicken is?
yes .. you too can understand chickens and become a Master Chef :)
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Probably the funniest of all time.
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Probably the funniest of all time.
I agree. Some people are born with this gene ;D
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you are talking about physical symptoms while I talk about what causes those. The cause is the one that needs to be addressed. I am afraid you are arguing me about how to make chicken soup while you do not know what chicken is. This does not make you stupid. Just ignorant. Ignorance means not knowing something. So use your intellect to learn about our true nature and then you will understand what causes various "mental ilnesses".
Sorry man, no one knows the cause of mental illness like Schizoaffective...Prove you know the reason, and do not be vague with innuendo and metaphors...
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Sorry man, no one knows the cause of mental illness like Schizoaffective...
You know the truth, don't play his game. My deepest sympathy, friend. Hoping you have many more good days than bad.
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Sorry man, no one knows the cause of mental illness like Schizoaffective...Prove you know the reason, and do not be vague with innuendo and metaphors...
I do know. Poof? It would be like explaining a 4 yo kid nuclear physics. It doesn't make you stupid, you just don't understand yet. So why bother. When I will publish this information in english or speak about it in the aforementioned language you are more than welcome to read or listen and make up your own mind.
I'll do my best though.. what we call schizoetc are various symptoms borne out of various causes. The most common I dealt with are side effects from programming or trauma that activated the pineal so that the person perceives multiple realities without knowing which one is the one he should be focusing on so he becomes mentally insane. The person needs to learn to balance at the pineal and obviously learn to understand the new frame of mind. They are very difficult to work with but it is doable. It is like waking up in a formula 1 car at 200mph and not knowing what a car is let alone how to drive. o you become a copilot on a crash course and have little time to explain the situation, how to drive, mechanics and hope that the person learns to control it and steer it on course then stop.
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You know the truth, don't play his game. My deepest sympathy, friend. Hoping you have many more good days than bad.
Yeah I hear ya...Thanks man...Doing my best with what I have to work with...
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You mistake physical symptoms with the mental or non-phisical cause.
I would in fact say that the mental symptoms arise from the physical cause (imbalance of neurotransmitters) but I think it is unlikely that we will see eye to eye here
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I would in fact say that the mental symptoms arise from the physical cause (imbalance of neurotransmitters) but I think it is unlikely that we will see eye to eye here
You got it backwards mate ;D
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''Shut the fuck up and hike up your thong like a real man"
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"I am a schizophrenic and so am I".
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my dad is schizophrenic
buts he's good people
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my dad is schizophrenic
buts he's good people
Stand by him my dad died. I hated him when he was was alive but miss him now.
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Wtf this thread is about Mass...take the psychology crap elsewhere!! I came here to laugh not get depressed!!
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Yes mass 04 would not approve of all this womanly talk about psyches and son-father relations.
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Yes mass 04 would not approve of all this womanly talk about psyches and son-father relations.
Uberman would, though.
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Yes.. let me round up all my former clients and tell them to write testimonials because "el numero uno" from getbig does not "believe me".
So you have zero evidence for your retarded claims. What a surprise ::)
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A ...
Mass04
Kiwiol
BigCyp
Army Of One
240 is Back
....starting 5 would make every other forum pull out of the Owning League.
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funny dude, that mass04. PIP.
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Great poster and sportsman