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Title: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Marty Champions on November 24, 2013, 02:27:14 PM
and organic too

i was only buying them because they were organic. gluten doesnt bother me 'as far as i know' but i bought them thinking they will just taste like regular pretzels

i was freaking amazed they taste like the pretzels you buy at a mall or something they got a totally different flavor.

first ingredient , corn starch, potato starch, tapioca starch

Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Marty Champions on November 24, 2013, 02:38:32 PM
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Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: The True Adonis on November 24, 2013, 02:59:50 PM
All of Germany sheds a tear at this.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 24, 2013, 03:41:33 PM
I want extra gluten products.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Marty Champions on November 24, 2013, 03:42:41 PM
seriuosly just try this kind they taste 100 times better then regular prezels.


Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: WOOO on November 24, 2013, 04:24:41 PM
and organic too

i was only buying them because they were organic. gluten doesnt bother me 'as far as i know' but i bought them thinking they will just taste like regular pretzels

i was freaking amazed they taste like the pretzels you buy at a mall or something they got a totally different flavor.

first ingredient , corn starch, potato starch, tapioca starch




0 nutritional value

but i like pretzels

no homo
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Marty Champions on November 24, 2013, 05:03:05 PM

0 nutritional value

but i like pretzels

no homo
it has organic ingredients dumbass potato corn tapioca
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: The True Adonis on November 24, 2013, 06:46:45 PM
I want extra gluten products.
x2.

I would never eat a Gluten Free anything.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on November 24, 2013, 09:01:52 PM
x2.

I would never eat a Gluten Free anything.

What's your stance on the gluten debate?
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Twaddle on November 24, 2013, 09:05:49 PM
seriuosly just try this kind they taste 100 times better then regular prezels.




They're not pretzels.  HTH.   :D
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 24, 2013, 09:07:05 PM
Yes Johnny make sure you throw a few downstairs in the basement for those guys doing heavy upright rows.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: The True Adonis on November 24, 2013, 10:27:48 PM
What's your stance on the gluten debate?
There is no debate."Gluten Intolerance" (if it even exists at all) affects not even 1 percent, (less than a percent), of the population so the probability that you or anyone has it is VERY small.  Only a moron would fool themselves into thinking they are "Gluten Intolerant".
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: polychronopolous on November 24, 2013, 10:34:18 PM
I like em with mustard.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Rambone on November 25, 2013, 07:59:10 AM
There is no debate."Gluten Intolerance" (if it even exists at all) affects not even 1 percent, (less than a percent), of the population so the probability that you or anyone has it is VERY small.  Only a moron would fool themselves into thinking they are "Gluten Intolerant".

There's so many people that do this. They diagnose themselves like they're doctors and then head to the grocery store to shell out their money on gluten free products thinking they're eating "healthier".
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 25, 2013, 08:11:48 AM
just google all sorts of claims against gluten.  People say once they stopped eating it, their skin got better, they cured cancer, their AIDS went away.  People will believe anything.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Tapeworm on November 25, 2013, 08:36:46 AM
I want extra gluten products.

Bagels, pizza dough, and bread that holds its own shape during rising and baking (as opposed to pan baked, like a sandwich loaf) are all higher in gluten protein, assuming they're the real McCoy and not some fluffy frankenfood industrial knockoff.  Pretzels too.  The real, old school, doughy, chewy things, big as two hands, that were boiled in a lye solution and then baked hell hot.

Idk what these dry ass things in a bag that turn to waxy salt-meal as you chew them are.  Frito Lay crapola.  They don't even need gluten since there's no leavened body requiring structural support.  Aeration is achieved by chemical means, probably with a temperature specific baking powder and synergic blowing/congealing agents.  So  they get to use a cheaper non-gluten grain like rice or corn and then charge a trendy price, since it's gluten free, to a public who thinks gluten is bad even though wheat has been the staple grain of western civilization for a really long time.  The levels of bullshit boggle my brain.

Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: RRKore on November 26, 2013, 12:39:06 PM
and organic too

i was only buying them because they were organic. gluten doesnt bother me 'as far as i know' but i bought them thinking they will just taste like regular pretzels

i was freaking amazed they taste like the pretzels you buy at a mall or something they got a totally different flavor.

first ingredient , corn starch, potato starch, tapioca starch


How much? 

As a gluten allergy sufferer, I'm pretty sure I've eaten these pretzels (and they are good) but I'm also pretty sure they're about $7- per bag.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: Archer77 on November 26, 2013, 12:42:35 PM
Falcon, I asked you about gluten in another thread but you ignored me.  Then you stole my word, hebros.  You really know how to make an enemy.
Title: Re: holy crap did not realize how much these gluten free pretzels fucking OWN
Post by: RRKore on November 26, 2013, 12:49:37 PM
There is no debate."Gluten Intolerance" (if it even exists at all) affects not even 1 percent, (less than a percent), of the population so the probability that you or anyone has it is VERY small.  Only a moron would fool themselves into thinking they are "Gluten Intolerant".

You do not know what you're talking about, imo.  

I can tell within about 20 minutes when I've eaten gluten.  (Especially if bread was the primary thing I was eating -- It's not so bad if it's just a cookie after I've already scarfed down a bunch of meat, rice, veggies and other stuff theat doesn't have any gluten.  (Starts with burping, which turns into weird, foul-smelling gas and then belly pain and a bunch of trips to the toilet.)

I WISH I could eat gluten.  Sometimes I would kill to be able to eat a croissant or good pizza without suffering.