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Title: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Royalty on December 03, 2013, 04:18:23 AM
This time should not include: quarter turns, or the mandatory poses




Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 03, 2013, 04:18:54 AM
10 minutes or so
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 03, 2013, 04:19:04 AM
30 to 45 if I rush...but I prefer a good hour.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Skeletor on December 03, 2013, 04:21:49 AM
Less than 10, if need be.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: monstermunch on December 03, 2013, 04:26:48 AM
My vigorous moisturising regime requires at least half an hour.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 04:29:24 AM
I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2013, 04:34:45 AM
I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20

congrats on getting a job
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: phreak on December 03, 2013, 04:45:19 AM
This time should not include: quarter turns, or the mandatory poses


Option C: I look like a hobo.
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Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 04:46:00 AM
Lol been working for past three years
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 03, 2013, 04:59:31 AM
With or without taking a shit?
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2013, 05:01:23 AM
Lol been working for past three years

sorry been a while since we chatted  :-*
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 03, 2013, 05:05:33 AM
drink coffee, take vitamins, feed dogs and put them in pen, check email, load woodstove, do daily meditations, shit, shower, shave, get dressed - takes about 2 hours for me to get in gear, LOL
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 05:06:52 AM
sorry been a while since we chatted  :-*

 ;)
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 03, 2013, 05:07:39 AM
About an hour or so ....


I'm a Metrosexual....And bodybuilder.


WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:10:38 AM
I'm lucky I can wear jeans and sneakers to work so after the gym in the morning I can shower wash hair and teeth and be out the door in 20

Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Meaningless on December 03, 2013, 05:15:35 AM
Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?

20minutes, having no hair helps.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: calfzilla on December 03, 2013, 05:19:57 AM
Used to be 20 mins but in my old age I fart around and take about 40 mins. Usually just relaxing in the shower.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 05:26:36 AM
Are you the woman who always shows up to work with wet hair?

Nope. I have a 40 min commute
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Grape Ape on December 03, 2013, 05:32:48 AM
Nope. I have a 40 min commute

That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2013, 05:33:41 AM
That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......

I drive 50000 miles a year  :'(
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: BB on December 03, 2013, 05:37:55 AM
About 20 mins. When I was a kid, fastest was 15 min, but I've got to deal with more junk now.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 05:44:07 AM
That's tough - almost a full additional week of work in the car each month......

A girl has to do what a girl has to do
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 03, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
I'm not doing any of this shit without a cup of coffee first.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 03, 2013, 06:03:21 AM
I'm not doing any of this shit without a cup of coffee first.

X2
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 03, 2013, 06:52:33 AM


 It depends on a bunch of stuff, for instance:

 1- Who i was f*cking the night before.
 2- How long was the f*cking.
 3- If she was still alive and f*cking me in the morning.
 4- How much coke i did the night before.
 5- And how much coke i had left in the morning...oh! in case i had no coke left...  how long it will take for my friend to deliver more.
 
 

 Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: calfzilla on December 03, 2013, 06:53:49 AM

 It depends on a bunch of stuff, for instance:

 1- Who i was f*cking the night before.
 2- How long was the f*cking.
 3- If she was still alive and f*cking me in the morning.
 4- How much coke i did the night before.
 5- And how much coke i had left in the morning...oh! in case i had no coke left...  how long it will take for my friend to deliver more.
 
 

 Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.

No. Never stop doing cock!
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 03, 2013, 06:57:19 AM
No. Never stop doing cock!


 Lol. f*ck i can't even fixed it now.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2013, 06:58:19 AM

 Lol. f*ck i have just admitted I love the cock.

fixed
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: calfzilla on December 03, 2013, 06:59:21 AM

 Lol. f*ck i can't even fixed it now.

I believe it is called a Freudian slip.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 03, 2013, 07:06:57 AM


 Crap...It's going to be a looooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg day.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 03, 2013, 07:12:48 AM
2 hours.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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Post by: TEH boob on December 03, 2013, 07:19:21 AM
20min, but that means I go out with damp hair. If my skin is bad, I need a mandatory additional 5-10min to fake it with make-up
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Knooger on December 03, 2013, 07:25:06 AM

 Crap...It's going to be a looooooonnnnnnnnnggggggg day.

So you'll only do the big dicks today. I guess I'm out.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Royalty on December 03, 2013, 07:42:51 AM
2 hours.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.


Gotta look your best so you can get that kill Paul Allen and take his 8:30 Rez
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 03, 2013, 07:58:20 AM
From the bed to the door, sh!t, shower, and shave: 1/2 hour.

Any more than that, and you're too into yourself.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 03, 2013, 08:01:25 AM

 Btw: Should i stop doing cock? And start doing something stronger? Thanks.

NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN THE COCK!!  NOTHING!!
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: 240 is Back on December 03, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
Less than 10, if need be.

THIS.   It's 16 minutes if I have to crank one out
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 03, 2013, 08:11:37 AM
I use to be a machine getting out the door. I had to be out at 3:30AM. I would shower the night before. I would jump out of the house and turn on the car to warm up then go back inside. I would make a big bowl of oatmeal in the microwave and pack a lunch in no seconds flat.


On my job there was no excuse for being late. We were always on Vince Lombardi time. If the boss said be somewhere at 5AM what that meant was be there at the stroke of 4:30AM.
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 03, 2013, 08:19:51 AM
A girl has to do what a girl has to do

Are you talking about me or Calvin H?
 ;D
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 03, 2013, 08:26:00 AM
I use to be a machine getting out the door. I had to be out at 3:30AM. I would shower the night before. I would jump out of the house and turn on the car to warm up then go back inside. I would make a big bowl of oatmeal in the microwave and pack a lunch in no seconds flat.


On my job there was no excuse for being late. We were always on Vince Lombardi time. If the boss said be somewhere at 5AM what that meant was be there at the stroke of 4:30AM.

Did the Gambino family pay you decently at least?
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 03, 2013, 08:33:38 AM
Shower at 1:25. beetle maybe 10 minutes and ready to go.
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Post by: CalvinH on December 03, 2013, 08:34:53 AM
10-12 minutes.
Title: Re: How fast can you: shower, towel dry, brush teeth, get dressed & leave home?
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 03, 2013, 08:52:12 AM
Are you talking about me or Calvin H?
 ;D

Lol.