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Title: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Darren Avey on December 07, 2013, 02:41:58 AM
My neighbour is a big unit and a bit of a nut, he caught this man trying to break into his conservatory. The burglar got the beating of his life and his injuries may be permananent as in an eye may be lost!
HAHAHAHAHA Good!!!
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 03:30:37 AM
Ooops wrong house motherf*cker! Don't you just love it when that happens?
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2013, 03:36:45 AM
good.

That burglar should've stayed home. Now, his laughter has turned into tears.... and he will never be the same again.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 03:40:26 AM
You in England Darren? Won't the police charge your neighbour for assault?  ;)
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2013, 03:49:48 AM
You in England Darren? Won't the police charge your neighbour for assault?  ;)


The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 03:54:24 AM

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

I remember reading about the case of Tony Martin who shot and killed a burglar at his property about ten years ago. He was sentenced to life in prison but luckily got out on appeal. Don't be so sure amigo when it comes to the dumbass cops!
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Meaningless on December 07, 2013, 03:55:49 AM

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Henda on December 07, 2013, 03:59:56 AM
Yes our fag uk laws means the bloke defending his property will possibly be charged with assault unless he has the sense to say the burgular attacked him and claim self defence.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Royalty on December 07, 2013, 04:04:42 AM
You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .


If they have balls to charge him, the judge/jury will not convict him after they hear the facts of the case. Maybe they will bring the charge down to something smaller, like harrassment.

Burglar shoulda stayed his ass home!
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Meaningless on December 07, 2013, 04:16:13 AM

If they have balls to charge him, the judge/jury will not convict him after they hear the facts of the case. Maybe they will bring the charge down to something smaller, like harrassment.

Burglar shoulda stayed his ass home!

A judge and jury must act within the guidelines of the law regardless of there own personal opinions. Unfortunately UK law is fucked in that sense, criminals rights seem to be priority.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 04:20:30 AM
Crazy crazy laws! Some piece of sh!t breaks into your house you should be allowed to decapitate him and get a medal for doing so.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: bigmc on December 07, 2013, 04:23:25 AM
Yes our fag uk laws means the bloke defending his property will possibly be charged with assault unless he has the sense to say the burgular attacked him and claim self defence.

the law has been revised

if someone breaks into your house fuck them up

you basically just have to prove you feared for your safety

which is easy to argue when some stranger breaks in

Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 07, 2013, 05:06:02 AM
You are clearly not familiar with British and Irish law. Unfortunately this man could well be charged .
since the tony martin case and in ireland the padraig nally case if someone breaks into your house you can shoot, stab, beat the shit out of them
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Henda on December 07, 2013, 05:08:14 AM
the law has been revised

if someone breaks into your house fuck them up

you basically just have to prove you feared for your safety

which is easy to argue when some stranger breaks in



thats good to hear, the old law has been a shambles for a long while with us expected to sit by helplessly if we find some lowlife creeping around in our house.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 07, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
thats good to hear, the old law has been a shambles for a long while with us expected to sit by helplessly if we find some lowlife creeping around in our house.

My friend shot two scumbags out of four that were breaking in his front window last year. Ive never shog anyone
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Meaningless on December 07, 2013, 06:38:47 AM
since the tony martin case and in ireland the padraig nally case if someone breaks into your house you can shoot, stab, beat the shit out of them

I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: JamesRustles on December 07, 2013, 07:07:18 AM

The Buglar was inside another man's home.... at night... stealing


The cops aint charging the neighbour with a damn thing.

In the UK it's a different matter, the laws over there favor the criminals
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Novena on December 07, 2013, 07:44:23 AM
Once the threat is neutralized, the beating has to stop.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 07, 2013, 07:47:10 AM
Once the threat is neutralized, the beating has to stop.
The threat is neutralised when he is dead. Simple as.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Rascal full on December 07, 2013, 07:48:00 AM
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: f450 on December 07, 2013, 09:54:08 AM
The threat is neutralised when he is dead. Simple as.

you beat him until he stops moving, and by moving I mean any moving parts....ie if his chest is still moving up and down, said beating should continue until all movement stops. Only then can u relax and feel safe.  ;D
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Schmoff on December 07, 2013, 09:56:44 AM
what's the color of the burglar?
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Archer77 on December 07, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
When I was a kid someone broke into our home in the middle of the night.  My older sister was visiting from Texas and sleeping on the hide a bed with her young son. The house was pitch black and I guess the burglar didn't notice my sister right away.  He grabbed her, placed his hand on her mouth and told her, Don't said a word.   She screamed at the top of her lungs.  My mom came bolting out of her room, grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which was a broom,  and started beating the shit out of him.  Chased his ass right out of the house and down the street until she realized what she was doing.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: uk-lion on December 07, 2013, 11:36:42 AM
what's the color of the burglar?

black and blue now, lol.

Darren, what has ob done with your neighbour, have they nicked him?
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 07, 2013, 11:50:09 AM
Crazy crazy laws! Some piece of sh!t breaks into your house you should be allowed to decapitate him and get a medal for doing so.

Thats how they do it in the rural south.
Title: Re: Burglar tried to rob my bad ass neighbour last night
Post by: Darren Avey on December 07, 2013, 12:10:29 PM
black and blue now, lol.

Darren, what has ob done with your neighbour, have they nicked him?

They are ongoing enquires or some shit, hes not in the clear yet