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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Fallsview on December 07, 2013, 02:30:26 PM
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Greetings fellow bodybuilders, powerlifters, fitness enthusiasts, peers and constituents.
What brings me back to GetBig was an emergency satellite phone call from a Mr. Ron Avidan. Now this call wasn’t coming from the normal GetBig offices but the “war room” of Getbig in Diamond Bar. To make a long story short, Ron had informed me my account was hacked and someone was posting dangerous poison steroid photos and being rather overly aggressive with certain members. My first reaction was “How Dare They!”, but Ron had calmed me down like only Ron can with soothing words of wisdom and assurance. We talked about this for hours and decided to let the mouse hang him and sure enough they did. This member is no longer on Team Getbig and is now in full destruction mode on another forum. So you’re probably asking, where I’ve been. Well, to make a long story short it’s been a long, fulfilling road that I wouldn’t mind sharing with some of my GetBig friends!
I finished up my doctorate and decided to embark on a humanitarian tour in Africa. I was getting my shots and itinerary ready and was filled with excitement. I left Lake Placid, flew into Chicago then hopscotched to Africa International Airport. Well, I think it was called that because I ate a rather fulfilling dinner at the O’Hare Chili’s and found myself coming down with a serious case of food poisoning. To make a long story short, I was eating the fajitas and enjoying a sparkling water while watching MSNBC. I asked the beautiful waitress for some extra salsa because I enjoy the tartness and spice of a good salsa. This salsa was exceptional. Almost homemade and the work put into making it was tangible and deliciously delightful. I boarded the plane and that’s when things started getting foggy. Immediately I found myself overcome by extreme vomiting and diarrhea. I never left the bathroom which made many passengers upset. I was in rough shape but I knew deep down that the children of Tiringoulou needed me, they were depending on me. I reached inside my knapsack and pulled out 2 Celltech bars and forced them down. Well, they were my saving grace and after getting the proper nutrients at a time my body was in catabolism was a game changer. But anyway, when I woke up I was on the great continent of Africa! I later found out that a passenger on the plane had dry tuberculosis, but I wasn’t nervous or scared since I had fueled my body with the proper nutrients at the right time. The Celltech bars were an iron plate protecting me from any form of sickness.
I started to leave the plane and noticed my entire Halliburton’s were gone! How could this be? Why? To make a long story short, I entered the village and told the elders about my problem. To my amazement they rallied and made an entire wardrobe for me from Kente cloths. For months I walked, talked and was accepted as an equal. It felt exhilarating and satisfying. You’re all probably wondering if I missed any workouts? Laugh out loud…to make a long story short, I spent my days cutting down Hungarian Maples, and carrying well water miles back to the village. Up hills, down hills my calves, hams and quads were on fire but grew accustomed to the grueling hard village life. I swear, if I hadn’t run out of Cell Tech bars my legs would have been close to Tom Platz’s. But with missing meals and poor nutrient timing my legs became smaller and muscular closely resembling Clarence Bass and Vince Gironda’s. Speaking about Vince Gironda, there were many times I wanted to stop for water to slake my thirst only remembering how Vince was dead against drinking water during workouts. I persevered and dug down for deep discipline to forge on.
I was carrying medical supplies back to our hut when Ron Avidan called. We discussed this year’s Olympia and how proud we were that bodybuilding is becoming a drug free sport. To make a long story short, we discussed cameras, the Canon flagship 1DX and the focusing points and rapid frame rate. How this camera would work under the harsh conditions of bodybuilding lights and heat. I told him I would let him borrow mine and see for himself. We laughed, joked, spoke about good meals, ones that I was missing but because I took the Oprah Pledge the sacrificing was well worth it. Again we discussed my account and what to do. We discussed the possibility of removing the STEROID forum from GetBig since it only brings and breeds negativity to the sport we so dearly love. Other things were talked about in depth but will remain unwritten here for I am not at liberty and cannot betray the friendship that Ron and I have. So you all will have to take my word and believe Getbig is improving every day and the wheels are in motion. To make a long story short one topic we discussed was how these bodybuilders are mastering the technique of Nutrient timing. It’s a fascinating subject but one that needs way more room then I have here. I can tell you this, if you feed your body the right nutrients at key specific times, the possibly of being on an Olympia stage is within grasp. Yes, proper training and muscle maturity factor in, but mastering this will lead you beyond the stars. Ron and I discussed that through mentoring we can achieve greater user posts that contribute and teach. We even discussed a private forum just for MENSA members that are into the Bodybuilding/fitness lifestyle. We want to “weed out” the negative steroid gym rats that post pics of fake biceps full of steroids and other dangerous compounds. To make a long story short, these people are the ones that ruffle the tail feathers and upset the balance here at Getbig. It seems there one purpose in life is just to destroy, knock down and hurt other people. In fact, the users that “run to Ron” are the ones that are the biggest offenders. These users throw their jabs and snarkiness out and when they feel backed into a corner they post to a Mod or ask Ron to ban someone. Ron knows more than you think and believe me is aware of YOUR situation!
I came back from Africa yesterday night. I’m not at home but writing this in a West Covina hotel room sipping a whey protein shake with organic honey and listening to the very “Meaty” KFIAM640. I have an important meeting with Ron on Sunday, yes Sunday, Ron rarely takes a day off and it’s very difficult to pull him away from his work. To make a long story short, I’m sitting here pondering with great bliss of the wonderful things to come. 2014 will bring subtle but strong changes to Getbig. Remember the days when parents wanted their children to be doctors, lawyers or astronauts? It’s safe to say that now Bodybuilding has entered that list for children to aspire to. What parent wouldn’t want one of their children to be a poster board of health, success and fitness? There will come a day that a father will help a son choose which electric blue, wet look speedo they will wear on stage. When a Mom will help her daughter bedazzle their French thigh cut swimsuit for the fitness show. One private conversation I will let some of you in on is the possibility of GetBig launching a supplement line and private one on one tutoring/mentoring. We have to work out all the kinks but this could be happening as soon as spring 2020.
In closing, to make a long story short, I have missed Getbig dearly. What I don’t miss is the constant paranoia of “gimmicks” and “drug use”. I don’t miss the bickering between posters that want to “stir the pot” as they are in the Devils phone booth and of course on hold with Satan himself! I love the intellectual battles between community college graduates that have a grasp on today’s topics and tomorrow’s news. Kudos to the ones that post positive ideas, thoughts and suggestions for you are the future of Getbig and never let the poison of others enter your veins! I for one know who you are. In fact I forwarded the thousands of PM’s asking about my well-being and whereabouts to Ron. The list of names have been data-based and archived for future GetBig references.
I want to say a heartfelt thanks to Mr. Ron Avidan for giving us a forum to fully appreciate the bodybuilding/fitness experience. And I don’t want to neglect the members of our Mod team that have outside lives but continue to excel in excellence the regulatory obligations to this board. And of course to the serious posters on here that continue to Push the envelope and question the status quo. It is you that make Getbig unique and the reason we all keep coming back! You are the chalk on the sweaty palms, the drops of sweat on the mat surrounding the elliptical, the refreshing water that flows and cascades ever so gently on our bodies in the shower room after an intense workout. And the forceful but ever so pleasing fingers that give us that deep tissue massage that’s so gratifying.
P.S. As I fly out of Bob Hope Monday morning, I may not be on here every day, just think of me as your guardian angel, sitting quietly perched upon a nearby branch watching over all of you like a Sheppard watches their flock!
Be Strong!
Act Accordingly
Stay Positive!
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Keynotes please, thank you in advance.
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Too long, started watching Kai Greene white towel vids before I got past the first 20 words or so.
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I made it about halfway.
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Cliff's please. I don't have time to read all that shit. :D
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I made it about halfway.
You made it about halfway down my cock before your colon was destroyed.
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You made it about halfway down my cock before your colon was destroyed.
I don't know who you are sorry
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I don't know who you are sorry
Ask your mom, she knows me intimately.
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Holy fuck, it looks like a bunch of ants walking acrross the screen of my phone.
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Alice is off the reservation, again.
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Alex back from the sausage factory.
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Greetings!
Would like to get feedback on Positive posters vs. Negative posters. Lets do this!
STAY POSITIVE!!!
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Huh???
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boring gimmick
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Got 7 words in and vomited.
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Got 7 words in and vomited.
;D
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>:(
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As to the hundreds of PM's...NO I DO NOT HAVE EBOLA. It was just an inflammation of the upper lungs triggered by a vegetable I ate while there. The allergy has since been under control.
Thank you.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greetings fellow bodybuilders, powerlifters, fitness enthusiasts, peers and constituents.
What brings me back to GetBig was an emergency satellite phone call from a Mr. Ron Avidan. Now this call wasn’t coming from the normal GetBig offices but the “war room” of Getbig in Diamond Bar. To make a long story short, Ron had informed me my account was hacked and someone was posting dangerous poison steroid photos and being rather overly aggressive with certain members. My first reaction was “How Dare They!”, but Ron had calmed me down like only Ron can with soothing words of wisdom and assurance. We talked about this for hours and decided to let the mouse hang him and sure enough they did. This member is no longer on Team Getbig and is now in full destruction mode on another forum. So you’re probably asking, where I’ve been. Well, to make a long story short it’s been a long, fulfilling road that I wouldn’t mind sharing with some of my GetBig friends!
I finished up my doctorate and decided to embark on a humanitarian tour in Africa. I was getting my shots and itinerary ready and was filled with excitement. I left Lake Placid, flew into Chicago then hopscotched to Africa International Airport. Well, I think it was called that because I ate a rather fulfilling dinner at the O’Hare Chili’s and found myself coming down with a serious case of food poisoning. To make a long story short, I was eating the fajitas and enjoying a sparkling water while watching MSNBC. I asked the beautiful waitress for some extra salsa because I enjoy the tartness and spice of a good salsa. This salsa was exceptional. Almost homemade and the work put into making it was tangible and deliciously delightful. I boarded the plane and that’s when things started getting foggy. Immediately I found myself overcome by extreme vomiting and diarrhea. I never left the bathroom which made many passengers upset. I was in rough shape but I knew deep down that the children of Tiringoulou needed me, they were depending on me. I reached inside my knapsack and pulled out 2 Celltech bars and forced them down. Well, they were my saving grace and after getting the proper nutrients at a time my body was in catabolism was a game changer. But anyway, when I woke up I was on the great continent of Africa! I later found out that a passenger on the plane had dry tuberculosis, but I wasn’t nervous or scared since I had fueled my body with the proper nutrients at the right time. The Celltech bars were an iron plate protecting me from any form of sickness.
I started to leave the plane and noticed my entire Halliburton’s were gone! How could this be? Why? To make a long story short, I entered the village and told the elders about my problem. To my amazement they rallied and made an entire wardrobe for me from Kente cloths. For months I walked, talked and was accepted as an equal. It felt exhilarating and satisfying. You’re all probably wondering if I missed any workouts? Laugh out loud…to make a long story short, I spent my days cutting down Hungarian Maples, and carrying well water miles back to the village. Up hills, down hills my calves, hams and quads were on fire but grew accustomed to the grueling hard village life. I swear, if I hadn’t run out of Cell Tech bars my legs would have been close to Tom Platz’s. But with missing meals and poor nutrient timing my legs became smaller and muscular closely resembling Clarence Bass and Vince Gironda’s. Speaking about Vince Gironda, there were many times I wanted to stop for water to slake my thirst only remembering how Vince was dead against drinking water during workouts. I persevered and dug down for deep discipline to forge on.
I was carrying medical supplies back to our hut when Ron Avidan called. We discussed this year’s Olympia and how proud we were that bodybuilding is becoming a drug free sport. To make a long story short, we discussed cameras, the Canon flagship 1DX and the focusing points and rapid frame rate. How this camera would work under the harsh conditions of bodybuilding lights and heat. I told him I would let him borrow mine and see for himself. We laughed, joked, spoke about good meals, ones that I was missing but because I took the Oprah Pledge the sacrificing was well worth it. Again we discussed my account and what to do. We discussed the possibility of removing the STEROID forum from GetBig since it only brings and breeds negativity to the sport we so dearly love. Other things were talked about in depth but will remain unwritten here for I am not at liberty and cannot betray the friendship that Ron and I have. So you all will have to take my word and believe Getbig is improving every day and the wheels are in motion. To make a long story short one topic we discussed was how these bodybuilders are mastering the technique of Nutrient timing. It’s a fascinating subject but one that needs way more room then I have here. I can tell you this, if you feed your body the right nutrients at key specific times, the possibly of being on an Olympia stage is within grasp. Yes, proper training and muscle maturity factor in, but mastering this will lead you beyond the stars. Ron and I discussed that through mentoring we can achieve greater user posts that contribute and teach. We even discussed a private forum just for MENSA members that are into the Bodybuilding/fitness lifestyle. We want to “weed out” the negative steroid gym rats that post pics of fake biceps full of steroids and other dangerous compounds. To make a long story short, these people are the ones that ruffle the tail feathers and upset the balance here at Getbig. It seems there one purpose in life is just to destroy, knock down and hurt other people. In fact, the users that “run to Ron” are the ones that are the biggest offenders. These users throw their jabs and snarkiness out and when they feel backed into a corner they post to a Mod or ask Ron to ban someone. Ron knows more than you think and believe me is aware of YOUR situation!
I came back from Africa yesterday night. I’m not at home but writing this in a West Covina hotel room sipping a whey protein shake with organic honey and listening to the very “Meaty” KFIAM640. I have an important meeting with Ron on Sunday, yes Sunday, Ron rarely takes a day off and it’s very difficult to pull him away from his work. To make a long story short, I’m sitting here pondering with great bliss of the wonderful things to come. 2014 will bring subtle but strong changes to Getbig. Remember the days when parents wanted their children to be doctors, lawyers or astronauts? It’s safe to say that now Bodybuilding has entered that list for children to aspire to. What parent wouldn’t want one of their children to be a poster board of health, success and fitness? There will come a day that a father will help a son choose which electric blue, wet look speedo they will wear on stage. When a Mom will help her daughter bedazzle their French thigh cut swimsuit for the fitness show. One private conversation I will let some of you in on is the possibility of GetBig launching a supplement line and private one on one tutoring/mentoring. We have to work out all the kinks but this could be happening as soon as spring 2020.
In closing, to make a long story short, I have missed Getbig dearly. What I don’t miss is the constant paranoia of “gimmicks” and “drug use”. I don’t miss the bickering between posters that want to “stir the pot” as they are in the Devils phone booth and of course on hold with Satan himself! I love the intellectual battles between community college graduates that have a grasp on today’s topics and tomorrow’s news. Kudos to the ones that post positive ideas, thoughts and suggestions for you are the future of Getbig and never let the poison of others enter your veins! I for one know who you are. In fact I forwarded the thousands of PM’s asking about my well-being and whereabouts to Ron. The list of names have been data-based and archived for future GetBig references.
I want to say a heartfelt thanks to Mr. Ron Avidan for giving us a forum to fully appreciate the bodybuilding/fitness experience. And I don’t want to neglect the members of our Mod team that have outside lives but continue to excel in excellence the regulatory obligations to this board. And of course to the serious posters on here that continue to Push the envelope and question the status quo. It is you that make Getbig unique and the reason we all keep coming back! You are the chalk on the sweaty palms, the drops of sweat on the mat surrounding the elliptical, the refreshing water that flows and cascades ever so gently on our bodies in the shower room after an intense workout. And the forceful but ever so pleasing fingers that give us that deep tissue massage that’s so gratifying.
P.S. As I fly out of Bob Hope Monday morning, I may not be on here every day, just think of me as your guardian angel, sitting quietly perched upon a nearby branch watching over all of you like a Sheppard watches their flock!
Be Strong!
Act Accordingly
Stay Positive!
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Come on Prophet, paragraphs baby paragraphs.
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Alex23 in one of his bipolar upswings
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Alex23 would not produce such content.
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Alex23 would not produce such content.
No The King would produce much better content. TrueGrit, How is Calgary Alberta Canada? I need to make a trip to get some CoffeeCrisp bars...maybe a few CaraMilks and a Mr. Big.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!