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Title: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 08, 2013, 12:38:44 PM
1. Write who you are trying to be

2. Write a post.

anabolichalo

went to a club last saturday. There were plenty of whores who wanted to touch my arms. I talked to one black girl and I felt her pussy through her pants. I tell her that we should leave...
we take a taxi to my house, my wife was not home. She seems pretty horny until we enter the bedroom. When she sees all my Ronnie Coleman pictures she seems quite perplexed and suddenly she wants to go home. I am a little disappointed, but now I am writing this. What should I do?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 08, 2013, 12:50:12 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 08, 2013, 12:51:27 PM
Hi Johnny Falcon here, remember to stay away from that HEME IRON and detoxify your kidneys using carrots...

P.S.  Oh yeah and I didn't even drink a BEER today at all   BBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 08, 2013, 12:58:49 PM
shizzo81

Hi. I am Shaun (shizzo's) brother Michael. I regret to inform this message board about the tragic death of my brother Shizzo81. I knew he was an avid reader and fan of this message board. The conditions under which my brother died will now be explained. It was not a car accident. Shizzo was the "star" of a 50 men gay bukkake orgy. He choked to death on semen after having blown 36 men. The "killer" load was delivered by a young hebrew who had quite a horse cock. Doctors later revealed that Shizzo was killed by a combination of the massive cock blocking his airway and the simultaneous release of a large amount of semen.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 08, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
What is a chillidog?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Novena on December 08, 2013, 01:12:21 PM
What is a chillidog?

Frankfurter with a piquant sauce.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 08, 2013, 01:15:34 PM
Hi Johnny Falcon here, remember to stay away from that HEME IRON and detoxify your kidneys using carrots...

P.S.  Oh yeah and I didn't even drink a BEER today at all   BBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! ;)


Lmao!!! Nail on the head
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 01:16:05 PM
wiggs


the real hebrews were black


white ppl are inferior


the black man shall rule over them with absolute control


no racist of course just telling the truth
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Wiggs on December 08, 2013, 01:17:14 PM
wiggs


the real hebrews were black


white ppl are inferior


the black man shall rule over them with absolute control


no racist of course just telling the truth

lol There are pecking orders in heaven my friend.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 08, 2013, 01:18:40 PM
1. Write who you are trying to be

2. Write a post.

anabolichalo

went to a club last saturday. There were plenty of whores who wanted to touch my arms. I talked to one black girl and I felt her pussy through her pants. I tell her that we should leave...
we take a taxi to my house, my wife was not home. She seems pretty horny until we enter the bedroom. When she sees all my Ronnie Coleman pictures she seems quite perplexed and suddenly she wants to go home. I am a little disappointed, but now I am writing this. What should I do?

Storyline = yes
Grammar = no...Anabolichalo's English/grammar is not this good

No offense halo
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 01:21:00 PM
anabolichalo


the slim bodied girlfriend of my baby mama came to visit again today. she really looks absolutely fantastic. tiny waist, generous fullness on the ass and tits. sweet voice and demeanor. in short she is driving me crazy


what do i do getbig?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 01:21:59 PM
Storyline = yes
Grammar = no...Anabolichalo's English/grammar is not this good

No offense halo

its excellent i just dumb it down to keep ppl guessing

like gh15


,,,,,,dismissed
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: che on December 08, 2013, 01:26:03 PM
GO4IT


Makin it happen






Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 08, 2013, 01:33:23 PM
Kwon_2

ate heavy, been swol

                       
big booty bitches

                                           
I hate my job


(http://heddalettuce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1129396308_6cbead4fda.jpg)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 08, 2013, 01:33:46 PM
GO4IT


Makin it happen







He looks as a gay trying to be a pimp.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: SF1900 on December 08, 2013, 01:37:19 PM
Vince Goodrum:

Started a new business venture today. My last business venture failed because the warehouse was not ready. Unfortunately, there is not a big demand for personal training where I live. Though my site will be up and running soon. Check it out. Basile, youre an ignorant old man who knows nothing about businesses.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: SF1900 on December 08, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
E-Kul:

Pitbulls are the greatest menace to society and should be eradicated.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 08, 2013, 01:44:55 PM
Vince Goodrum:

Started a new business venture today. My last business venture failed because the warehouse was not ready. Unfortunately, there is not a big demand for personal training where I live. Though my site will be up and running soon. Check it out. Basile, youre an ignorant old man who knows nothing about businesses.
Goodrum has the best avatar on the site, Basile right behind him. Third Mensa Bob.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Hulkotron on December 08, 2013, 02:29:33 PM
Goodrum has the best avatar on the site, Basile right behind him. Third Mensa Bob.

I got El Diablo Blanco in first place here
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: calfzilla on December 08, 2013, 02:30:10 PM
Galeniko

fat women are disgusting swines in human form.  should be put down like animals, do nothing but wait for next meal because they sooo hungry disgusting filt.

Only thing worse is fatso permabulker who actually think they look good because of muscle under layer of fat, disgusting. meanwhile galeniko at 5% shredded year round and getting fuck me now stares daily  :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 08, 2013, 02:32:32 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=401461.0;attach=544759;image)

- Bradistani
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 02:43:44 PM
Arce:

 ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: BigRo on December 08, 2013, 02:45:13 PM
just in the door from 2 days on the rip still fucked off my tits banged half a dozen young bitches, still looking like a man god (inserts pic of impressive lean frame here) fuck the lot of yous!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 08, 2013, 02:45:49 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: MAXX on December 08, 2013, 02:47:17 PM
These people are born without a real father figure to protect them during upbringing. Thier overbearing mother that tries to compensate and be the father figure made them femenine, confused and border homosexual and now they have to make up for it and try to be manly by taking steroids, lifting weights and driving cars with big engines. In reality they are fragile like a child and no amount of steroids will change this. This is what happens when a loser puts a child to the world with a whore without christian values. This cycle always repeats until you have child with sound values and intelligence to have a good job and create a family with a real.......+57 more paragraphs
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 08, 2013, 02:48:38 PM
kiwi, may he rest in peace, would rule this thread.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: TheShape on December 08, 2013, 03:28:17 PM
The original Hebrews are black. That's fact! I have many sources to prove this but all which I lost when my computer crashed. But it doesn't matter because Planet X is coming soon my brothers. Prepare your anus.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 08, 2013, 03:29:37 PM
The original Hebrews are black. That's fact! I have many sources to prove this but all which I lost when my computer crashed. But it doesn't matter because Planet X is coming soon my brothers. Prepare your anus.
damn this was bang on
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 08, 2013, 03:31:07 PM
Galeniko

fat women are disgusting swines in human form.  should be put down like animals, do nothing but wait for next meal because they sooo hungry disgusting filt.

Only thing worse is fatso permabulker who actually think they look good because of muscle under layer of fat, disgusting. meanwhile galeniko at 5% shredded year round and getting fuck me now stares daily  :D
I got you Galienko is scary ranking down 5% or 4 every single day.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 08, 2013, 03:49:48 PM
Galeniko

fat women are disgusting swines in human form.  should be put down like animals, do nothing but wait for next meal because they sooo hungry disgusting filt.

Only thing worse is fatso permabulker who actually think they look good because of muscle under layer of fat, disgusting. meanwhile galeniko at 5% shredded year round and getting fuck me now stares daily  :D

Lmaooooo
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 08, 2013, 03:51:52 PM
its excellent i just dumb it down to keep ppl guessing

like gh15


,,,,,,dismissed

Good one  :)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: no one on December 08, 2013, 06:47:57 PM
 the flotsam of GetBig will flock to this thread to mock my pursuit of scientific method and inquiry. why would I waste my time debating such undesirables. I feel no need to prove myself to those less intelligent than myself. .  
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 08, 2013, 06:52:06 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 08, 2013, 07:05:43 PM
Ironmeister

(http://i50.tinypic.com/3310k9g.gif)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1tneaa.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/1252ka1.jpg)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: no one on December 08, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
was most epic weekend many whores dripping vaginal waterfalls of course one asked if she could have my number she wasn't as hot as me I have better body but her friend was ok so I said ya she started to feel my arms and was rubbing her vagina with her free hand and started to moan lightly i heard her vagina crying subconsciously for the galineko obliesk her friend of course was a permabulker fatso pig didn't look like she had sex unless with blind dogs I said to go to hang out at McDonald's fatso swine her friend got offended and left I will fuck her later was tired anyway fucked this girl 4 times today I met her at grocery store. :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 08, 2013, 07:31:05 PM
GoRuck Heavy

Carried 150lb Ruck for 72 hrs straight. 

Couldn't open water bottle and almost died from dehydration.

Obama's fault. 
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: calfzilla on December 08, 2013, 07:48:47 PM
was most epic weekend many whores dripping vaginal waterfalls of course one asked if she could have my number she wasn't as hot as me I have better body but her friend was ok so I said ya she started to feel my arms and was rubbing her vagina with her free hand and started to moan lightly i heard her vagina crying subconsciously for the galineko obliesk her friend of course was a permabulker fatso pig didn't look like she had sex unless with blind dogs I said to go to hang out at McDonald's fatso swine her friend got offended and left I will fuck her later was tired anyway fucked this girl 4 times today I met her at grocery store. :D

Good job.  :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 08, 2013, 08:07:19 PM
Quote
GoRuck Heavy

Carried 150lb Ruck for 72 hrs straight.

Couldn't open water bottle and almost died from dehydration.

Obama's fault. 

^


 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: The Scott on December 08, 2013, 08:20:53 PM
CSwole manhole.  Truck stop, hip hop. Butthole now swole.  Stay swole.

Or some such asinine white trash talk. 

Not nearly as good as what you guys have up so far.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Thick Nick on December 08, 2013, 08:21:18 PM
Assmed:

Even though they were yelling... "We cut your head off in the name of Islam" as they killed the infadels, they weren't doing it because of Islam. It was the infadels fault. You just don't understand or are a racist... even though Islam is not a race.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Army of One on December 08, 2013, 08:59:21 PM
Big Ach

Lol, you guys are brutal! Here is a picture of me in one of my old rubber string vest I bought at an expo in Egypt.Just finished my 10th Masters degree while working 375 hours a week for my family business, currently training for size, no cutting in the Ach household! *insert picture of incredibly obese man in an extra small tshirt being made to look not so Obese by his even larger nose.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: WalterWhite on December 08, 2013, 09:58:01 PM
Arce:

 ;D

Not quite:

 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Vince B on December 08, 2013, 10:27:23 PM
Quick way to be a pimp without trying!

First of all you have to be able to pick em. No point wasting your time with dead ends. A good trick is to find a gal who has just broken up. She will be easy meat because her self esteem is low. Trust me because I know how women think. How do I know? I work with plenty of them and the shit I hear is an eye opener. Never treat them with respect! That is rule number one. So I was talking to this gal and the deal was to make her feel special. I told her all the shit she wanted to hear but didn't over do it. Here is how my last date went. I didn't take her out or even to dinner. Naw, why do what most saps do? Treat them like garbage instead. I dressed in a track suit. By midnight I am scoring in some industrial estate! Tough work but someone has to give these desperates what they need! So after it was over I was driving her home and she asked if I wanted something to eat. Why pay for extras when I already spent too much on gas! So I told her, "Naw, not hungry" lol. The next day I get these texts from her wanting to meet up. What for, I already got what I wanted. haha. Text me for tips on how to do it. Remember don't give a fuck about them and they will be crazy about you.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: The Ugly on December 08, 2013, 10:37:46 PM
Quick way to be a pimp without trying!

First of all you have to be able to pick em. No point wasting your time with dead ends. A good trick is to find a gal who has just broken up. She will be easy meat because her self esteem is low. Trust me because I know how women think. How do I know? I work with plenty of them and the shit I hear is an eye opener. Never treat them with respect! That is rule number one. So I was talking to this gal and the deal was to make her feel special. I told her all the shit she wanted to hear but didn't over do it. Here is how my last date went. I didn't take her out or even to dinner. Naw, why do what most saps do? Treat them like garbage instead. I dressed in a track suit. By midnight I am scoring in some industrial estate! Tough work but someone has to give these desperates what they need! So after it was over I was driving her home and she asked if I wanted something to eat. Why pay for extras when I already spent too much on gas! So I told her, "Naw, not hungry" lol. The next day I get these texts from her wanting to meet up. What for, I already got what I wanted. haha. Text me for tips on how to do it. Remember don't give a fuck about them and they will be crazy about you.

Dr. Chimps?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 08, 2013, 10:55:25 PM
....
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 08, 2013, 10:57:55 PM
haha, oh brother, "E-Kul" is probably disappointed that the boner he got during the latter film wasn't quite up to standards.

Gayer than peeling a banana with your mouth.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Vince B on December 08, 2013, 11:27:59 PM
Dr. Chimps?

The good doctor wouldn't have a clue about sheilas! This dude is an Aussie Don Juan.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 08, 2013, 11:53:28 PM
I went to Lee Priest's grandmother's funeral. I asked Lee politely and he said I could go.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: calfzilla on December 09, 2013, 12:08:55 AM
The good doctor wouldn't have a clue about sheilas! This dude is an Aussie Don Juan.

QB
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Vince B on December 09, 2013, 12:15:07 AM
Yep!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 12:41:55 AM
Back in 1970 i rang arnold to tell him he would never have decent biceps as he was 1 degree out on his supination, Bodybuilders are too stupid to realise that my machine of 10,000 moving parts can put an inch on your arms just by looking at it, I watched arnold from a bush in his garden for 6 weeks so i believe i can consider him a friend, i have invited him to visit my gym 23000 times he must not be getting the letter. What the flotsam on here dont realise is that i am a legend. i dont need to back up my arguments with science i am living proof they work. The idiots on here need to show me some respect.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 09, 2013, 12:44:23 AM
Back in 1970 i rang arnold to tell him he would never have decent biceps as he was 1 degree out on his supination, Bodybuilders are too stupid to realise that my machine of 10,000 moving parts can put an inch on your arms just by looking at it, I watched arnold from a bush in his garden for 6 weeks so i believe i can consider him a friend, i have invited him to visit my gym 23000 times he must not be getting the letter. What the flotsam on here dont realise is that i am a legend. i dont need to back up my arguments with science i am living proof they work. The idiots on here need to show me some respect.
bwahahahaha i watched arnold from a  bush part was legendary Hahahahah


I still cant belive he went to lees fathers funeral.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 09, 2013, 02:14:35 AM
Back in 1970 i rang arnold to tell him he would never have decent biceps as he was 1 degree out on his supination, Bodybuilders are too stupid to realise that my machine of 10,000 moving parts can put an inch on your arms just by looking at it, I watched arnold from a bush in his garden for 6 weeks so i believe i can consider him a friend, i have invited him to visit my gym 23000 times he must not be getting the letter. What the flotsam on here dont realise is that i am a legend. i dont need to back up my arguments with science i am living proof they work. The idiots on here need to show me some respect.
^^
GETTING BETTER!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Bam-bam on December 09, 2013, 04:11:31 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/07258e434b7838875d840e3fbb3aa144/tumblr_mxffhrljVW1rqhegxo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: IronMeister on December 09, 2013, 04:23:06 AM
The Heme iron incarnation radiated from the beef steak on the table…I looked at Nasser as a smooth black pussy walked into the restaurant; I could feel it she thought about my arms. Then big Nasser took me by the shoulder and whispered into my tiny ear: "true Hebrews were black, we shall be chased into a lake of fire"…
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 09, 2013, 06:12:29 AM
Im not a camwhore, I have 2-3 bastard children and even my internet romances are disastrous
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 09, 2013, 06:43:26 AM
I just posted a picture of Paco in another thread. In this picture, Paco is sitting on the toilet while reading a local newspaper. You must all see this.

TEAM PACO!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 07:14:47 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 09, 2013, 07:19:16 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.

Bong  :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 09, 2013, 07:28:47 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.
^^
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Hulkotron on December 09, 2013, 07:30:47 AM
A direct hit fired from the cannon of bigmc
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 07:32:53 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.
Solid post my friend. I wonder if you can emulate me?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 07:36:15 AM
Solid post my friend. I wonder if you can emulate me?

im working on it

sober or drunk?

you choose
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 07:36:46 AM
im working on it

sober or drunk?

you choose
Both  ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 09, 2013, 07:38:14 AM
""What is your mailing address Jerryme? I'm going to send you a microphone."

Pumpster.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 07:44:47 AM
Shizzo181-

Come on my last three threads went to three pages, that means I am the greatest get bigger ever

Bigmc is the worst mod in history he has twelve thousand gimmicks I cant even get one approved, I fucking hate him.

I am an honest guy. I only faked my death because people were ignoring me.

I will fight one more rep if it means two extra replies to this thread I will need five years to get in shape, I mean he is a homosexual how hard can it be

Listen I know all you guys love me and secretly think I am the best poster on here, I am the same size as groink I just don't take a good pic

will someone please give me a password to a gimmick account please you guys are killing me
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 09, 2013, 07:45:59 AM
At 19:34 I picked up my meatball subs from the Subway at 10th and Mason and proceeded to my work station arriving at 19:52.

 I signed out my company issued motorola and checked the D-cells in my mag light and then began my perimeter sweep.

 Having made sure the facility was all clear I settled back in my station at 21:02 and inserted my VHS of The Facts of Life and into the security monitor and began watching.

 At 21:04 I started to become aroused watching Blair and Jo fight with pillows. At 21:08 I pulled my security belt off and started masturbating to the erotic ladies on my monitor.

 At 21:09 I used the napkins in my Subway sandwich bag to clean up the DNA off my trousers.

 At 23:35 a motion sensor alerted me to movement in the warehouse, I grabbed my motorola and my maglight and went to investigate.

 At 23:41 I was overpowered by three latino males attempting to steal cigarettes and FunYuns from the inventory.

 At 06:09 I was discovered by the morning work crew.

 After much giggling from unknown persons, at 06:11 I was unbound from my duct tape restraints and the Pinata was removed from my head.

 At 06:37 it was learned the perpetrators had also stolen my Subway meatball sandwiches.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 07:48:15 AM
Shizzo181-

Come on my last three threads went to three pages, that means I am the greatest get bigger ever

Bigmc is the worst mod in history he has twelve thousand gimmicks I cant even get one approved, I fucking hate him.

I am an honest guy. I only faked my death because people were ignoring me.

I will fight one more rep if it means two extra replies to this thread I will need five years to get in shape, I mean he is a homosexual how hard can it be

Listen I know all you guys love me and secretly think I am the best poster on here, I am the same size as groink I just don't take a good pic

will someone please give me a password to a gimmick account please you guys are killing me
Well played. I give credit where its due.

Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 07:58:54 AM
Bigmc-

I was never on the same level as Squadfather and Alex23. I tried so hard to be relevant, that I have at least 5 active gimmicks to agree with me. Donny, UKjeff...... They were all my creation.

How else would I be able to get a thread past 20 posts? I make it seem like I hate Shizzo, but in reality, he is the one poster that keeps me going. I claim that I am married, but that is just a lure to get Booty to have Skype sex with me.

I will tell pure lies to make me look better. It is only a matter of time before Ron notices.

Hopefully I get Booty's soiled panties in the mail before then.

I clean toilets and have horrible tattoos. Don't judge me.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 09, 2013, 08:03:35 AM
CalvinH

Shot a 110 today. Best round in awhile

Pulled a hammy going 2 fo 5 in softball game.

Put away a 5th of "insert random booze here ".

Logged into getbig to see another list I didnt make.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 09, 2013, 08:05:43 AM
GROINK first 5 years on getbig-

I'm natural


GROINK last 2 years-

Tren is amazing, been on it for 7 years now
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 09, 2013, 08:06:53 AM
Lol bigmc is on a roll...svizzo as usual is not..no offence
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 09, 2013, 08:09:26 AM
Lol bigmc is on a roll...svizzo as usual is not..no offence
Mensa Bob - "I am bringing in another truck load of Muslims into Sweden today to help us out".
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 08:09:35 AM
GROINK first 5 years on getbig-

I'm natural


GROING last 2 years-

Tren is amazing, been on it for 7 years now
Groink is a natural born liar. I am tired of his games. I get his back for years, and he turns on me.
His neanderthal brain only knows acceptance.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 08:10:43 AM
Lol bigmc is on a roll...svizzo as usual is not..no offence
Gimmick account confirmed. Play fair guys.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: CalvinH on December 09, 2013, 09:03:34 AM
CalvinH

Shot a 110 today. Best round in awhile

Pulled a hammy going 2 fo 5 in softball game.

Put away a 5th of "insert random booze here ".

Logged into getbig to see another list I didnt make.


Not bad at all ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 09:06:53 AM
CalvinH:

A borderline alcoholic. Almost died during a routine kayak vacation (probably drunk)

Participates in the Grape Ape shared account.

Looks like a mole rat.

Never made any list. Ever.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: no one on December 09, 2013, 09:11:21 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.


brilliant!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: CalvinH on December 09, 2013, 09:16:37 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.


Awesome :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 09, 2013, 09:32:05 AM
SuckMyMuscle-

After getting a perfect score on the Mensa test they decided to retire it, so I decided to play Markov in Chess and beating him 10 straight I moved on to Martial Arts, achieving the highest ranking in Judo, Kung Fu and Tae Kwon Do outside of the Orient.  I had to turn down invites from Harvard and Yale to run their economics schools because it is beneath me.  I am just chilling at my $10 million Miami penthouse.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Archer77 on December 09, 2013, 09:33:22 AM
I'd destroy that....

Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 09, 2013, 09:39:57 AM
I'd destroy that....



LOL!


 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 09, 2013, 09:40:07 AM
DJ181 -

i started @ 69 kg @ 6% and now i'm @ 69.1 kg @ 6%

and my arms went from 15 1/3 inches to 15 1/3 inches

I have only been taking the most toxic orals in existence for 12 months so it is indeed leading to my desired results

I am a bit of a loner girls don't understand me I guess I am afraid of commitment

final goal is.... 69 kg @ 6% with 15 1/3 inch arms, and if i can control myself and not train compulsively i will reach this final goal by june 1st Cool

btw, what do you mean by GET BIG? how big? you do realize that everyone has an optimal weight for thier frame right? I look better at 110lbs than anyone else on the forum, I just don't think that girls understand me

is it ok for me to constantly look at pics of really ripped small guys, I do find them attractive but I once had a girl friend so its ok

if anyone wants to agree with me please post a reply, unless you are going to specifically say that long toxic orals only cycles are the best don't bother, I will just keep asking the same question until I get the reply I want.

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 09:42:08 AM
I don't know why I bother. I am obviously blacklisted.

My bigmc post was spot on.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 09, 2013, 09:43:36 AM
I don't know why I bother. I am obviously blacklisted.

My bigmc post was spot on.

Pro tip: you're not as clever as you think
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 09:45:30 AM
Pro tip: you're not as clever as you think
Pro tip: You are the laughing stock of the Y board.

You are one of the main reasons why they exist. So naive.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 09, 2013, 09:46:32 AM
Pro tip: You are the laughing stock of the Y board.

You are one of the main reasons why they exist. So naive.

Lies. You tell lies.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Archer77 on December 09, 2013, 09:50:13 AM
Hello everyone,  I'm Archers brother skippy and I'm posting from his account to tell everyone on getbig that my dear brother has died in a tragic car crash.   Below is the evidence.


Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 09, 2013, 09:51:12 AM
Hello everyone,  I'm Archers brother skippy and I'm posting from his account to tell everyone on getbig that my dear brother has died in a tragic car crash.   Below is the evidence.




How much can you bench, fagget? Archers car LLS, HTH.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 09:52:17 AM
Hello everyone,  I'm Archers brother skippy and I'm posting from his account to tell everyone on getbig that my dear brother has died in a tragic car crash.   Below is the evidence.



Are you officially mocking me?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Hulkotron on December 09, 2013, 09:53:21 AM
I'd destroy that....



 :D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Archer77 on December 09, 2013, 09:53:25 AM
How much can you bench, fagget? Archers car LLS, HTH.

Bench?  What's that? I want everyone to know my brother died screaming.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Archer77 on December 09, 2013, 09:54:36 AM
Are you officially mocking me?

Good natured ribbing. 
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Grape Ape on December 09, 2013, 10:03:39 AM
Pro tip: You are the laughing stock of the Y board.



No, that's you.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 10:04:30 AM
No, that's you.
I am not a member of the Y board.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 10:15:37 AM
I don't know why I bother. I am obviously blacklisted.

My bigmc post was spot on.

your post was an attack on me

you are supposed to be imitating how I post

eg

shizzo you are a hopless drunk that no one likes

I wish you would kill yourself

I feel like poking my eyes out with hot needles so that I don't have to read any more of your shit

do you get it now  :)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: thebrink on December 09, 2013, 10:25:01 AM
Hi Johnny Falcon here, remember to stay away from that HEME IRON and detoxify your kidneys using carrots...

P.S.  Oh yeah and I didn't even drink a BEER today at all   BBUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! ;)


horrible. topic is accurate but post is way too intelligible
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: King Shizzo on December 09, 2013, 10:26:58 AM
your post was an attack on me

you are supposed to be imitating how I post

eg

shizzo you are a hopless drunk that no one likes

I wish you would kill yourself

I feel like poking my eyes out with hot needles so that I don't have to read any more of your shit

do you get it now  :)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/11tn0ox.gif)
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: bigmc on December 09, 2013, 10:27:38 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/11tn0ox.gif)

haha

brilliant  ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Archer77 on December 09, 2013, 10:29:43 AM
Excuse me while I eat orange chicken off a fitness girls ass.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: funk51 on December 09, 2013, 11:20:33 AM
beatoffmaster here, you suck, you look like a swimmer , i'm much better than you all my [butt] "buddies" will vouch for that. i won't put up a picture because i don't want to shame you.                       blast from the past. ::) ::) ::) ::)           
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 09, 2013, 11:33:02 AM
He is great man who I will one day introduce my son to.

Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 09, 2013, 11:48:07 AM
shut u p  you.   big beef it betil has   slabs of pec like oxan
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 09, 2013, 11:51:58 AM
For the delicate ladies of distant lands love me as the birds do a dewy branch.



And like the birds I give them a gorgeous fleshy perch for them to rest on.




I am




your friend
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: IronMeister on December 09, 2013, 12:03:10 PM
He is great man who I will one day introduce my son to.


Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 09, 2013, 12:07:17 PM
Not one of you unwashed pedestrian miscreants could prepare a biscuit worthy of my champion dachshunds Princess Lilibridge and Sir Pepperide Coventry.

The only way to make a truly delicious southern biscuit is as follows:

Thomas Jefferson's Sweet Independence Potato Biscuits:

Ingredients
5 cups "00" Italian flour
1 cup packed light brown sugar
2 tablespoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1 cup solid frozen vegetable shortening
2 cups roasted, mashed, and cooled sweet potatoes (only the choicest selection from my championship garden)
1 cup heavy cream (my farmhands milk and skim the cream daily for my meals)
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pecans

Please note that if you're using "puh-caans" in the recipe if will not turn out.  One must harvest only the finest home grown "pee-cans" from their own award winning pecan tree grove.

Begin lighting your custom outdoor oven built in 1794 with the tenderest, freshest logs of your award winning peach tree grove.
The fire must only be stoked to no more 387 degrees and must remain perfectly even for baking.

Now....
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 09, 2013, 01:18:59 PM
dj181

I only like myself, maybe my mom.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: dj181 on December 09, 2013, 01:24:01 PM
dj181

I only like myself, maybe my mom.


lol

and maybe these guys...

Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 09, 2013, 01:29:29 PM
Wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.

 ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 09, 2013, 01:32:15 PM
hipolito mejia aka Joel Goldberg, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn Fruit of the Looms so you can wear them as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA.  Aside from the warped and vile thoughts festering in that colossal boil you call a head, which might I add would make Chris Hanson weep to his knees, you constantly mash those crooked cum coated snausages you call fingers on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting new threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned from 58 year old Camp Counselor Chip behind the Gymnastics center at day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dreidel of a penis at half mast, that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads over and over of these cock-clit sporting Brunhildas. Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position to a pissant like yourself, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your dandruff riddled single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.

 ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 09, 2013, 04:49:02 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 09, 2013, 04:55:19 PM
:D ;D
Who you got tonight Dal or Chi?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: DanielPaul on December 09, 2013, 05:10:08 PM
Hey guys I'm gonna be t-pimping in LA tonight and looking for a little guy on guy action while on numerous elicit drug at the same time I'll be wearing this new tricked out bunny suit with just the butthole cut out desperately waiting for a gifter to come and deliver a hot load to my ass.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 09, 2013, 05:11:10 PM
  I hope Chi wins
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 09, 2013, 05:23:02 PM
another list I wont make...CalvinH
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 09, 2013, 05:45:31 PM
My impression of uberman:

The patient arrived on time. He is alert, pleasant, and cooperative. He is well groomed and maintains good eye contact. Intelligence is above average. Insight and judgment are good. He is oriented to time, place, and person. Memory is good for immediate and recent recall of three objects. He recalls presidents Bush, Clinton, and Bush. He is able to spell the word “world” in both forward and reverse directions accurately, but with a bit of difficulty in reverse. Speech is goal-directed, coherent, and of normal rate and tone. Mood is “good,” but affect is anxious. The patient becomes more anxious with some of the questioning during the mental status examination, particularly proverb interpretation. He denies auditory or visual hallucinations. He denies suicidal or homicidal ideation. He states that the proverb, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” is “speaking about not being hypocritical.”

FORMULATION:
The patient is a 36-year-old Caucasian male with a long history of depression and attention deficits. Hyperactivity criteria are essentially absent. Although medications have been somewhat efficacious, he has residual symptoms that are quite troublesome.

DIAGNOSES:
AXIS I 296.32 Major depression, recurrent, moderate.
314.00 Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, inattentive type.
AXIS II V71.09 No diagnosis.
AXIS III History of gastroesophageal reflux disease, status post Nissen fundoplication, variable hypertension of uncertain etiology, retinal damage from the wrestling injury, chronic back pain.
AXIS IV Occupational problems, other psychosocial and environmental problems.
AXIS V Current GAF: 54. Highest in the past year: 54.

STRENGTHS:
Above average intelligence, college education, stable employment.

PROGNOSIS:
Good, if the patient follows through with appropriate treatment. Without proper treatment, the patient will likely have further substantial deterioration of psychosocial functioning.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 09, 2013, 05:46:23 PM
 ouch
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 09, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
Roger is a Bacon Head all the way a big dude.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 09, 2013, 05:49:14 PM
Roger is a Bacon Head all the way a big dude.


Thanks neegul!!!
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 09, 2013, 05:55:10 PM
My impression of kwon would just be me quoting someone else's unfunny post until it becomes hilarious.
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Les Grossman on December 09, 2013, 07:02:54 PM
"Sex with Runningmom was like tattooing a bobcat's ass in a phone booth".    -    Chaos

 ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Wiggs on December 09, 2013, 07:38:55 PM
For the delicate ladies of distant lands love me as the birds do a dewy branch.



And like the birds I give them a gorgeous fleshy perch for them to rest on.




I am




your friend

Are you the legendary Frenchman?
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 09, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
 Ha! Chi smashed Dal!  :D ;D
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: anabolichalo on December 10, 2013, 01:04:00 PM
Excuse me while I eat orange chicken off a fitness girls ass.
their skin must be smelly and sticky from the male hormones

gross
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: Man of Steel on December 10, 2013, 01:34:04 PM
Ha! Chi smashed Dal!  :D ;D

Yes, "the Boys" were quite the red-headed stepkids in Chitown!

The defense might be an issue to look into LOL. 
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
I got the AIDS, TAY TAY
Title: Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
Post by: arce1988 on December 10, 2013, 04:11:15 PM
 yeah   dal gave up 50 first downs to new orleans and now 50 first downs to chicago!!