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Title: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Twaddle on December 12, 2013, 11:34:52 AM
After reading the "Avesher just called me at work" thread, I started thinking.  People are taking this shit way, way to seriously.  Avesher is now stalking 333385667566, TA is getting ready to dump all of Uberman's personal information.  There's a whole lot of creepy stalking going on lately.  OMR is trying his hardest to do damage control, and keep everyone from going postal. 

So, what's the over/under on when somebody finally snaps, and hunts someone down?   :o
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 12, 2013, 11:38:11 AM
Good question...maybe it already happened and we do not know...
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 12, 2013, 11:39:25 AM
I suppose when Will Grant can afford a ticket to Australia.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 12, 2013, 11:40:13 AM
Pea brains unable to seperate the internet from the real world. Mindless crumb bums with delusions of importance.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Thick Nick on December 12, 2013, 11:41:26 AM
I suppose when Will Grant can afford a ticket to Australia.

Bingo.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 12, 2013, 11:41:52 AM
Prob gonna happen at some point, a lot of funny posters here but also a lot of genuine psychos
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: CalvinH on December 12, 2013, 11:44:41 AM
A list I don't hope to make!
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 12, 2013, 11:48:30 AM
valid thread
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 12, 2013, 11:50:17 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: JasonH on December 12, 2013, 11:53:16 AM
I'm sure Titus used to post here at one point so technically we've already had one.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 12, 2013, 11:55:52 AM
I'm sure Titus used to post here at one point so technically we've already had one.

 :D  I'll visit Titus next month and tell him of your slander. Could Titus then be the first and second Getbig murderer?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: keanu on December 12, 2013, 11:55:59 AM
After reading the "Avesher just called me at work" thread, I started thinking.  People are taking this shit way, way to seriously.  Avesher is now stalking 333385667566, TA is getting ready to dump all of Uberman's personal information.  There's a whole lot of creepy stalking going on lately.  OMR is trying his hardest to do damage control, and keep everyone from going postal. 

So, what's the over/under on when somebody finally snaps, and hunts someone down?   :o

The people you listed have degrees of mental illness. In 99.99 percent of the cases nothing will happen. There is too much physical distance. TA, Avesher and gang would be fine with medication and a support system. 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 12, 2013, 11:56:09 AM
>:(
I like his hair
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: bigmc on December 12, 2013, 11:59:42 AM
Pea brains unable to seperate the internet from the real world. Mindless crumb bums with delusions of importance.

this
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Twaddle on December 12, 2013, 12:02:56 PM
The people you listed have degrees of mental illness. In 99.99 percent of the cases nothing will happen. There is too much physical distance. TA, Avesher and gang would be fine with medication and a support system. 

I like your distance theory, but don't buy it.  Do you remember Lisa Nowak?  People with mental illness will go to great lengths.  They're bat shit crazy after all.   :D
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 12, 2013, 12:03:57 PM
I like your distance theory, but don't buy it.  Do you remember Lisa Nowak?  People with mental illness will go to great lengths.  They're bat shit crazy after all.   :D

Astronaut underpants!

Remember, in her case some chick was actually banging her husband. I think.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Rami on December 12, 2013, 12:06:02 PM
justifiable homicide is accepted both by law and by getbig consensus, I'm sure it has already happened
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 12, 2013, 12:13:29 PM
:D  I'll visit Titus next month and tell him of your slander. Could Titus then be the first and second Getbig murderer?
The only thing getting murdered around Titus is his asshole!
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 12, 2013, 12:16:00 PM
Tank Tank  :(
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: snx on December 12, 2013, 12:31:24 PM
I think it's great that the christmas/kwanzaa/chanukah spirit is alive and well on getbig, what with so many good hearted well wishers passing along glad tidings to all and their kin.

Keep it up getbig, you big-fat-shining-bastion-of-good-will-to-all, you.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: funk51 on December 12, 2013, 12:32:42 PM
>:(
whatever happened to this guy? friends with hazbin, any updates?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 12, 2013, 01:01:56 PM
How did I not join this forum earlier?  People being outed for homosex in bunny suits, advices on the danger of heme-iron, AIDS outings, Tapeworm (nothing more to say, he's fucking great), AnabolicHalo's quest for arms and girls, and now possible homicidal maniacs in the midst.  I love this place. 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 12, 2013, 01:03:45 PM
How did I not join this forum earlier?  People being outed for homosex in bunny suits, advices on the danger of heme-iron, AIDS outings, Tapeworm (nothing more to say, he's fucking great), AnabolicHalo's quest for arms and girls, and now possible homicidal maniacs in the midst.  I love this place. 

Ginney bastard.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 12, 2013, 01:06:16 PM
Ginney bastard.

Well at least you didn't call me a dago, that term is so offensive and any asshole who would knowingly write or say something like that is beyond help  :D :D
Seriously i love this place. 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: CalvinH on December 12, 2013, 01:06:26 PM
If I ever get my hands around Tapeworms neck >:(
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 12, 2013, 01:08:26 PM
Astronaut underpants!

Remember, in her case some chick was actually banging her husband. I think.
Pretty sure that was less to observe psycho-pathology than to test out chryo-space undies. NASA is pretty amazing that way.  
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 12, 2013, 01:34:51 PM
Hey, SoulCrusher. :)

Hmm a gimmick accusing me of being a gimmick?  that may be a first? 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: the trainer on December 12, 2013, 01:43:00 PM
I dont know about murder but there are people here i would beat down if i saw them in the streets, but nobody is worth my time for me to buy a plane ticket.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 12, 2013, 01:44:17 PM
Nasser?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on December 12, 2013, 01:44:40 PM
I dont know about murder but there are people here i would beat down if i saw them in the streets, but nobody is worth my time for me to buy a plane ticket.

What's your exact location?  >:(
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: TrueGrit on December 12, 2013, 01:45:29 PM
Will on booty is a good call. After breaking up four times, would be quite a feat to murder your girlfriend the first time you actually meet her!
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 12, 2013, 01:48:43 PM
Will on booty is a good call. After breaking up fours times, would be quite a feat to murder your girlfriend the first time you actually meet her!

Okay.

This post along with the hilarious avatar = lots of laughs.

God this forum has been fucking funny the last couple of days.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Branchs Ears on December 12, 2013, 01:51:17 PM
Will on booty is a good call. After breaking up four times, would be quite a feat to murder your girlfriend the first time you actually meet her!

Bhahahaaha  that is gold!
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Archer77 on December 12, 2013, 01:55:29 PM
What happened to will grant?   For the longest time I mixed up will grant and grant michaels.

Please dont do that.  Ever.  I just got a little nauseous.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Army of One on December 12, 2013, 02:00:39 PM
Don't Goodrums Voodoo dolls count?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Man of Steel on December 12, 2013, 02:01:27 PM
Hasn't the first Getbig murderer already come and gone?

Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Archer77 on December 12, 2013, 02:04:17 PM
What happened to will grant?   For the longest time I mixed up will grant and grant michaels.

Please dont do that.  Ever.  I just got a little nauseous.

Hahaha, this was a long time ago. I have a little rhyme I use to remember.. Will grant dated the human bidet.  
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: hazbin on December 12, 2013, 02:31:45 PM
whatever happened to this guy? friends with hazbin, any updates?

I haven't heard from Josh in a long time.   i'm pretty sure we are still on good terms, but don't really have much to talk about.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: irishdave on December 12, 2013, 02:59:44 PM
Hahaha, this was a long time ago. I have a little rhyme I use to remember.. Will grant dated the human bidet.  

Lol Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Archer77 on December 12, 2013, 03:02:27 PM
Lol Oscar Wilde

You forgot no homo..... 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: JasonH on December 12, 2013, 03:16:38 PM
Hasn't the first Getbig murderer already come and gone?



Nine years to the day since Titus was last active  :o

Away from Getbig all this time. A veritable life sentence.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: tommywishbone on December 12, 2013, 03:20:32 PM
Will on booty is a good call. After breaking up four times, would be quite a feat to murder your girlfriend the first time you actually meet her!

 ;D ;D. You never get a second chance to make a first impression- even an impression on the skull with a hammer.   Don't fret Little B, I doubt he has the airfare.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 12, 2013, 03:23:16 PM
Goodrum murdered basic aesthetic notions a while ago.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: thebrink on December 12, 2013, 06:23:27 PM
Pea brains unable to seperate the internet from the real world. Mindless crumb bums with delusions of importance.

boom
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: 99 Bananas on December 12, 2013, 06:29:03 PM
Derek Anthony murdered himself. . .  ???
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: booty on December 12, 2013, 06:35:19 PM
;D ;D. You never get a second chance to make a first impression- even an impression on the skull with a hammer.   Don't fret Little B, I doubt he has the airfare.
Creepy thoughts ( shiver)
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: galeniko on December 12, 2013, 06:40:38 PM
im suprised , with all those jsoc hitmen getbiggers,that there hasnt happened something like this yet.

Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: thebrink on December 12, 2013, 06:54:41 PM
It would make a great movie.

a getbigger being hunted down and assassinated over an online "beef"  ::) 
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: booty on December 12, 2013, 07:03:10 PM
a getbigger being hunted down and assassinated over an online "beef"  ::) 
I see true stories on the crime channel here over stalkers hunting down their victims and some are internet stalkers.
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: booty on December 12, 2013, 07:24:04 PM
Two obscure GB posters from the mid-west stop in Europe, pick up another more well-known European GB poster, and travel to Australia to murder the starlet of GB. Would be hilarious.
who might the European getbigger be ?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 12, 2013, 07:39:04 PM
Kim Jung Un (Getbigger) just dusted his uncle Musclecenter Jung Thumbsup Un in time for the Christmas holidays
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: thebrink on December 13, 2013, 06:06:39 PM
Kim Jung Un (Getbigger) just dusted his uncle Musclecenter Jung Thumbsup Un in time for the Christmas holidays


“He’s like an enemy who dares to be crazy enough to take over power from our party and our leader,” said Pak Chang Gil, echoing the media’s official line. “He got what he deserved.”

Well he definitely shows some of the sadistic nature getbiggers display regularly  :-\
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 13, 2013, 07:17:52 PM
Sometimes someone just stops posting.  It doesn't mean anything.  We don't need to investigate every little thing.  It's just a waste of time.  Lets drop it.  There's no need for any further inquiry into such matters.  It's pointless.


Anyway I heard that Jay Cutler might be gay.  Did you guys hear about that?  That's crazy huh?!
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 13, 2013, 07:19:00 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on December 13, 2013, 07:21:00 PM
After reading the "Avesher just called me at work" thread, I started thinking.  People are taking this shit way, way to seriously.  Avesher is now stalking 333385667566, TA is getting ready to dump all of Uberman's personal information.  There's a whole lot of creepy stalking going on lately.  OMR is trying his hardest to do damage control, and keep everyone from going postal. 

So, what's the over/under on when somebody finally snaps, and hunts someone down?   :o

This site is full of full blown wierdo creeps.  Are you JUST realizing this?
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: POB on December 14, 2013, 01:58:02 AM
:D  I'll visit Titus next month and tell him of your slander. Could Titus then be the first and second Getbig murderer?

Get him to sign a couple books in exchange for a care package
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: Darren Avey on December 14, 2013, 03:12:22 AM
They should settle it like men IN DA CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 14, 2013, 04:08:47 AM
LiftEatSlurpSemen has "murdered" many hard-ons at truck stops nationwide
Title: Re: How long before the first getbig murder?
Post by: thebrink on December 14, 2013, 10:32:51 AM
What ever happened with that guy who was posting here circa 2004 who had a bomb mailed to him?? Is he okay??