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A rat can go twice as long as a camel without water
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compression of light gives new matter
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A group of alligators is called a congregation
A group of cheetahs is called a coalition
A group of crows is called a murder
A group of rhinos is called a crash
Horses can't vomit
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A group of colored fellas is either a sports team ir cell block C.
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William H. Taft was the last U.S. President to wear facial hair.
He was also the fattest U.S. President (bodybuilding related)
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Construction on the Pentagon began on September 11th, 1941
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more people are killed every year by falling coconuts than lightning strikes.
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Fat people stink
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A ray can go twice as long as a camel without water
Lame Gimmicks suck cock.
Lots of cock.
I'm talking more cock than even Josh Rehaluk has sucked
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At least 30 people each year try to kill themselves with BB guns
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12 out of the 13 men to hold the Mr. Olympia title have been wider than a standard clothes hanger.
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The first VCR was developed by the Ampex Corporation in 1956, and weighed almost 1500 lbs.
A normal sized VCR wouldn't arrive for another 15 years, ushering in an age of frantic masturbation.
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Koalas are not bears, they're marsupials.
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Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.
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Germans are always way ahead of everyone else...( Dr Ziegler...bodybuilding related)
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A group of colored fellas is either a sports team ir cell block C.
Amazing Grace was writen by a slave ship captain, John Newton.
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Lame Gimmicks suck cock.
Lots of cock.
I'm talking more cock than even Josh Rehaluk has sucked
A group of cocks is called a flock.
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Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.
Rhode Island has almost 7,000 roads state-wide
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12 out of the 13 men to hold the Mr. Olympia title have been wider than a standard clothes hanger.
The coat hanger was invented by O. A. North in 1869
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Phil Heath is the narrowest Olympia winner of all time surpassing even dexter
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Phil Heath is the narrowest Olympia winner of all time surpassing even dexter
Actor Heath Ledger played a gay cyclist on the TV series “Sweat” in 1996.
http://writingasiplease.wordpress.com/2013/07/01/ledger/
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more people are killed every year by falling coconuts than lightning strikes.
Coconuts aren't nuts, they are fruits (drupes)
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Actor Heath Ledger played a gay cyclist on the TV series “Sweat” in 1996.
http://writingasiplease.wordpress.com/2013/07/01/ledger/
The Ledge transforms how visitors experience Chicago. At 1,353 feet up, The Ledge’s glass boxes extend out 4.3 feet from the skyscraper’s Skydeck on the 103rd floor, providing never-before-seen views of the city.
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The Ledge transforms how visitors experience Chicago. At 1,353 feet up, The Ledge’s glass boxes extend out 4.3 feet from the skyscraper’s Skydeck on the 103rd floor, providing never-before-seen views of the city.
Vagina fact...
Although most clitorises are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
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Actor Heath Ledger played a gay cyclist on the TV series “Sweat” in 1996.
http://writingasiplease.wordpress.com/2013/07/01/ledger/
For a "straight" man he sure likes playing gay roles and loves woman with short boy cut hair
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It sounds contradictory, but straight men apparently enjoy looking at penises almost as much as they do vaginas. As part of their research for their book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas ranked Internet searches in terms of popularity from their NSA-sized database. Their results showed that search terms for female genitalia are only just more popular than search terms for male genitalia, by a factor so small there’s practically zero difference.
Other research the pair did seems to bear this out, too an analysis of the 40,000 or so most popular porn sites in the world found that over 1,000 were heterosexual sites with an emphasis on comically large penises, while a porn aggregator site that listed the top 100 sexual images on the web by rating included 21 that were purely close-ups of male genitals. The inference is that many straight men like nothing more than to stare at another guy’s junk
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The Ledge transforms how visitors experience Chicago. At 1,353 feet up, The Ledge’s glass boxes extend out 4.3 feet from the skyscraper’s Skydeck on the 103rd floor, providing never-before-seen views of the city.
Nirvana got in trouble for jumping up and down in that box.
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Despite how horrific it looked, nearly two-thirds of the passengers on the Hindenberg survived.
13 of the 36 passengers died, and 22 of the 61 crewmen died.
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Fact: Gimmicks need to die.
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Fat black women stink
Fixed.
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The Ledge transforms how visitors experience Chicago. At 1,353 feet up, The Ledge’s glass boxes extend out 4.3 feet from the skyscraper’s Skydeck on the 103rd floor, providing never-before-seen views of the city.
OMGGGGG that looks terrifying! :o
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OMGGGGG that looks terrifying! :o
Yes. Marriage is quite terrifying. Agreed completely!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=510690.0;attach=545721;image)
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White "doves" released at weddings are actually homing pigeons.
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Vagina fact...
Although most clitorises are far smaller than most penises, they contain twice as many nerve endings as the larger, dumber male organ.
That's why penorises are so much fun!
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Takes about 7 minutes for the average person to fall asleep.
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Black-eyed peas aren't peas, they're beans.
Coffee beans aren't beans, they're seeds.
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Shizzo is pretty good with history.
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There is much more caffeine in a cup of coffee than a single shot of espresso.
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There is a word that rhymes with orange: Sporange
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sporange
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Yes. Marriage is quite terrifying. Agreed completely!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=510690.0;attach=545721;image)
Funny. ;D
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There is actually more copper in a U.S. nickel than there is in a penny.
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Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. :-\
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Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. :-\
That's a bit sad.
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Alex23
has stalked and
harassed more
women than
Robert bardo
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Koala bears have 2 penises
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Koala bears have 2 penises
I never knew this.
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Pearls dissolve in vinegar
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Pearls dissolve in vinegar
That's very useful info since I always wear pearls. I must keep them away from any splashes of vinegar/salad dressing in the kitchen.
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I never knew this.
Yep it's true :)
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Yep it's true :)
I don't know much about Koalas. I just know they sleep all the time and eat gum leafs and get high from it.
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In 1980, Detroit presented Saddam Hussein with a key to the city.
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New Hampshire has no income tax, sales tax or capital gains tax.
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I pooped from 315am until 342am last night.
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..... Found this one on the web....
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Biblical Hebrew Israelites today are The African American and Caribbean peoples. But there are others.
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That's very useful info since I always wear pearls. I must keep them away from any splashes of vinegar/salad dressing in the kitchen.
a guy giving you a Cleveland pearl necklace is not the same as wearing real pearls.
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Fact:
Did you know Bikini Pro Nicole Nagrani killed an old woman crossing the road?
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Fact:
There are many Spacegoats in the World, according to Galenischko Sarcev
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shizzo is a c unt.
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I never knew this.
booty's ears perk up, and she makes a note to herself of this
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My Dad would sometimes eat a whole loaf of white bread before dinner when I was a kid.
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That's very useful info since I always wear pearls. I must keep them away from any splashes of vinegar/salad dressing in the kitchen.
The type of pearl necklaces you wear can be cleaned off with much less then vinegar...
Unless you let it sit and get all dry and crusty. Then yes, vinegar would be a great choice.
Hope this helps.
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The Ledge transforms how visitors experience Chicago. At 1,353 feet up, The Ledge’s glass boxes extend out 4.3 feet from the skyscraper’s Skydeck on the 103rd floor, providing never-before-seen views of the city.
I was scared shitless on that E.T ride at universal studios when you're on the bike looking at the fake city 5 feet below. :-[
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When I was 10 I went to a campout with my soccer team and while hiking a tarantula ran out from under a jagged patch of rock at my foot.
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Hitler had a dog called Blondie
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I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom
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Put a dimple in metal with a punch where you want to drill it. It'll stop the drill bit wandering off.
Christ you people are hopeless!
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The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is then he is ready to fuck.
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When I was 5 years old the teenage neighborhood kids put a live cicada in my underwear by my weiner.
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The first album by Pink Floyd wasn't written by Roger Waters. Neither was most of "Relics". Should be a no brainer, but a lot of people DON'T know this.
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Maynard Ferguson passed on August 23, 2006. I attended one of his last concerts a few months prior in Austin. I'll always remember the Boss.
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The male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is then he is ready to fuck.
I'd like to see that in an adult film. With humans, of course.
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This one is for vince goodrum since nobody is buying his bee pollen, he can his honey stack for the next 3 thousand years since honey never spoils.
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I once saw Steven Arce scissor kick Angela Landsbury
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I often perform alt db front lateral raises with 90lb dbs.
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I often perform alt db front lateral raises with swing 90lb dbs in front of me like a douchebag.
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Maynard Ferguson passed on August 23, 2006. I attended one of his last concerts a few months prior in Austin. I'll always remember the Boss.
Did you put on your keds and sweats and run like Rocky in tribute?
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Over the next hundred years, the odds of an asteroid or comet hitting the Earth that is large enough to obliterate civilization is about 1 in 10,000. Those are the same odds of the average person dying in a plane crash over his or her lifetime.
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-02/14-minutes-disaster
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I also perform them seated so I take my back and swinging out of the motion and while in the gym I'm polite and quiet and often keep to myself in my headphones....true story.
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Did you put on your keds and sweats and run like Rocky in tribute?
After MF passed I couldn't listen to his music for 6 months. I own dozens and dozens of his albums, attended his concerts for 20 years and met him multiple times and his band members and took pictures with him, had him sign my old albums, cds, etc.....was a great ambassador for developing young talent.
Today I often hit youtube and watch many old clips of his!
70s jazz/funk/rock fusion at it's epic best!! :D
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I once saw Steven Arce scissor kick Angela Landsbury
:D That fucking "Murder she wrote" TV show is always on channel 500 on Comcast cable. WTF?
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Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. :-\
Guess Porky Pig is banned too.
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After MF passed I couldn't listen to his music for 6 months. I own dozens and dozens of his albums, attended his concerts for 20 years and met him multiple times and his band members and took pictures with him, had him sign my old albums, cds, etc.....was a great ambassador for developing young talent.
Today I often hit youtube and watch many old clips of his!
70s jazz/funk/rock fusion at it's epic best!! :D
Groupie love?
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No NFL team which plays it's home games in a domed stadium has ever won the Superbowl.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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No NFL team which plays it's home games in a domed stadium has ever won the Superbowl.
Saints ended that.
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Saints ended that.
So did the Colts and the Rams before any of them.
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They say this cat Shaft is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mother..............
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A group of colored fellas is either a sports team ir cell block C.
Lmao!
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Sounds like a Bill Brasky thread.
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John Wesley Hardin once shot a man for snoring too loud.
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Raw sewage is 99.9% water
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Tbombz is a moderator on the sex board
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Babe Ruth kept a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep cool
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Eugene Sandow's personal trainer/drug guru Tim Wescott still alive .
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I ain`t never gonna` die! :)
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Eugene Sandow's personal trainer/drug guru Tim Wescott still alive .
LOL.... resemblance to 'wes' ?
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Male anglerfish attach themselves to the much larger female, by biting and then fusing with her. They develop a symbiotic relationship: the female provides food, the males provide sperm.
In short... schmoe.
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In short... schmoe. wannabe / pro bodybuilder.
Fixed.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ql1-GoOmqEc/TS8NDg5fREI/AAAAAAAAEcA/4aDtxkwmnSY/s1600/MarkusRuhl_DennisWolf.jpg)
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Queen Vissy has sight, beyond sight.
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Interesting acts about Arnold
His middle name is Alois.
He first picked up a barbell at the age of 13 and chose bodybuilding as a career at the age of 14. He was so dedicated that he would break into his local gym at the weekend, when it was closed, in order to train.
During a year of national service in the Austrian army he went AWOL during basic training in order to attend a bodybuilding competition. He spent a week in an army jail.
In 1966 he came second in the Mr Universe competition to Chester Yorton.
He learned English in London’s East End while staying with his coach, Charles Bennett, in Forest Gate.
He moved to the United States at the age of 21 but Siskind and Susser, a firm of immigration lawyers, have claimed that he may have violated his visa and been an illegal immigrant.
In his early years in the United States, he had a relationship with Barbara Outland, an English teacher.
His first film appearance was as Hercules in the 1970 movie Hercules in New York. He was credited as “Arnold Strong”.
He had a brief career as a director, taking the helm for a 1990 television episode of Tales from the Crypt and then for the 1992 television movie Christmas in Connecticut.
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Interesting acts about Arnold
His middle name is Alois.
He first picked up a barbell at the age of 13 and chose bodybuilding as a career at the age of 14. He was so dedicated that he would break into his local gym at the weekend, when it was closed, in order to train.
During a year of national service in the Austrian army he went AWOL during basic training in order to attend a bodybuilding competition. He spent a week in an army jail.
In 1966 he came second in the Mr Universe competition to Chester Yorton.
He learned English in London’s East End while staying with his coach, Charles Bennett, in Forest Gate.
He moved to the United States at the age of 21 but Siskind and Susser, a firm of immigration lawyers, have claimed that he may have violated his visa and been an illegal immigrant.
In his early years in the United States, he had a relationship with Barbara Outland, an English teacher.
His first film appearance was as Hercules in the 1970 movie Hercules in New York. He was credited as “Arnold Strong”.
He had a brief career as a director, taking the helm for a 1990 television episode of Tales from the Crypt and then for the 1992 television movie Christmas in Connecticut.
(http://www.bodybuildingdungeon.com/forums/attachments/bodybuilding-discussion/6979d1177262690-most-aesthetically-pleasing-bodybuilder-all-time-arnold_schwarzenegger_naked-1-.jpg)
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106 billion people have existed on planet Earth.
200,000 people are born every day.
2 people die every second.
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Fixed.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ql1-GoOmqEc/TS8NDg5fREI/AAAAAAAAEcA/4aDtxkwmnSY/s1600/MarkusRuhl_DennisWolf.jpg)
ruhl makes dennis wolf looks like phil heath,in width
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Queen Vissy has sight, beyond sight.
And I think everyone here would feed her the water of life. ;D
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more people are killed every year by falling coconuts than lightning strikes.
What the...?
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What the...?
Killer Coconuts of Peace
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The greatest Canadian who ever lived, Glenn Gould, stopped giving live concerts in 1964 at the age of 32. Allegedly, unofficially, because “He didn’t like people ‘looking at him.’”
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106 billion people have existed on planet Earth.
200,000 people are born every day.
2 people die every second.
Historical Death Tolls (approximate)
(http://i.imgur.com/1eOwIiC.png)
http://necrometrics.com
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The greatest Canadian who ever lived, Glenn Gould, stopped giving live concerts in 1964 at the age of 32. Allegedly, unofficially, because “He didn’t like people ‘looking at him.’”
The fear of having others stare at you is called Scopophobia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia
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Arnold was the first private American citizen to own a Humvee
Arnold served 7 days in a military prison in Austria for going AWOL to compete in the Junior Mr. Europe competition
Also, this:
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ruhl makes dennis wolf looks like phil heath,in width
I know right.... imagine Heath below Markus ;D
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This one is for vince goodrum since nobody is buying his bee pollen, he can his honey stack for the next 3 thousand years since honey never spoils.
A retarded monkey could take a shit on a keyboard and it would produce a better post than this. All your posts fucking suck, except one. Manfucker.
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=491981.0
Just sayin'
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In 1910, there was actually a plan to begin farming hippo meat in the US:
http://www.lanewsfeed.com/new-iberia/the-remarkable-early-20th-century-plan-to-farm-hippopotamuses-in-the-us/
http://www.amazon.com/American-Hippopotamus-Jon-Mooallem-ebook/dp/B00HEWJTF4
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Derek Anthony died for you bitches.
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If you put a picture of yourself on Getbig it will be photoshopped to show you having sex with a gorilla faster than the speed of light.
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If you put a picture of yourself on Getbig it will be photoshopped to show you having sex with a gorilla faster than the speed of light. Tbombz rear-ass shot somewhere.
FIFY.
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Derek Anthony died for you bitches.
Really not sure what he died for.
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A 'Googol' is the large number 10 to the power of 100; that is, the digit 1 followed by 100 zeroes:
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
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A 'Googol' is the large number 10 to the power of 100; that is, the digit 1 followed by 100 zeroes:
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
And a Googol-plex is 10 raised to the googol-th power or 10^(10^100). Or a one with a googol of zeros.
For comparative purposes, if you were to count all of the atomic particles in the known universe, it adds up to approximately 10^74. So a googol is practically unimaginable, not to mention the g-plex.
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A rat can go twice as long as a camel without water
can't be true
camel is like designed for long time between drinks
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mayor of BBing:
visited more ifbb shows then any person alive.
never washed his hand since meeting jay in 2001.
use to be a cop before discovering the wonderful sport of bodybuilding.
has over 100 costum made shirts as a tribute to bodybuilding.
watched jay cutler dvds 52 hours in a row wasting 60 lbs of tiolet paper.
dj181:
made a soild 0.003219 mm gain on his left arm from a superdrol cycle.
he is the only living man who masturbated 348 times to mike mentzer heavy duty videos.
never trained lower body at the last 14 years...his quad measures a 14.6 soild inchs.
washes his retarded brother 4 times a week.
holds the smallest penis record in the Netherlands for 9 years in a row!
sherief shalaby
Lives with his dog in the poorest neighborhood of Cairo.
worked as cleaner at the national meusum of eygpt.
has the biggest nasser thongs collection known to man.
a great supporter of the muslim brotherhood...attempted suicide when mohammed mursi was arrested.
takes a shower only 2 times a year...once in his birthday and once in the ramadan(to save money-for thongs).
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mayor of BBing:
visited more ifbb shows then any person alive.
never washed his hand since meeting jay in 2001.
use to be a cop before discovering the wonderful sport of bodybuilding.
has over 100 costum made shirts as a tribute to bodybuilding.
watched jay cutler dvds 52 hours in a row wasting 60 lbs of tiolet paper.
dj181:
made a soild 0.003219 mm gain on his left arm from a superdrol cycle.
he is the only living man who masturbated 348 times to mike mentzer heavy duty videos.
never trained lower body at the last 14 years...his quad measures a 14.6 soild inchs.
washes his retarded brother 4 times a week.
holds the smallest penis record in the Netherlands for 9 years in a row!
sherief shalaby
Lives with his dog in the poorest neighborhood of Cairo.
worked as cleaner at the national meusum of eygpt.
has the biggest nasser thongs collection known to man.
a great supporter of the muslim brotherhood...attempted suicide when mohammed mursi was arrested.
takes a shower only 2 times a year...once in his birthday and once in the ramadan(to save money-for thongs).
LMFAO!
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A group of cocks is called a flock.
funniest post ina while
lolz
thank u bro
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A grand piano has a collective string tension of 20 tons.
Bösendorfer pianos have 92 and 97 keys instead of the standard 88. These extra keys are at the bass end.
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Biblical Hebrew Israelites today are The African American and Caribbean peoples. But there are others.
Who told you this crazy stuff?
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New Hampshire has no income tax, sales tax or capital gains tax.
is this true?
fuck this im moving
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I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom
you sir are a mans man
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If you put a picture of yourself on Getbig it will be photoshopped to show you having sex with a gorilla faster than the speed of light.
this
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Throwing hardware at the problem is frowned upon in computer circles as amatuer but consider:
a programmer day costs about 500 $.
A 8 cpu pc with 8 gig ram and 1 terabyte disk is about $500
so instead of 10 coders and 20 workdays a month
you could give 1 coder 20 workdays and have 180 new pc EACH MONTH -- each pc acting as a server 24/7 for your website/apps/whatever.
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Even better, set up a virtual machine host, create virtual machines, and save yourself from managing a ton of physical devices, plus cooling and power costs.
http://www.vmware.com
http://www.xenserver.org
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/server-cloud/solutions/virtualization.aspx#fbid=cA3Mxt0fJEa
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When you are born, you have only two fears: of falling and of loud noises.
All other fears / phobias are learned throughout your life.
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When you are born, you have only two fears: of falling and of loud noises.
All other fears / phobias are learned throughout your life.
I'm sure hairy nipples registers as well.
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jack vance's Tales of the dying earth inspired dungeons and dragons creator gary gygax, who modelled the magic rules on the stories almost directly
(http://subterraneanpress.com/uploads/The_Dying_Earth_by_Jack_Vance_Duotone_Four.jpg)
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Even better, set up a virtual machine host, create virtual machines, and save yourself from managing a ton of physical devices, plus cooling and power costs.
http://www.vmware.com
http://www.xenserver.org
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/server-cloud/solutions/virtualization.aspx#fbid=cA3Mxt0fJEa
actually virtualization is a scam
name based virtual hosts let you serve 1000 website from one box if you want
commodity raid 10 storage and skipping virtualization are way to go, saving you the mess of poorly planned virtual amchine fleets created by unthinking developers
crappy things like chef and puppet were invented to fix the messes caused by virtualization
discipline and skipping both virtualization, proprietary SAN, and puppet and friends are way to win in modern computing
simply skip the crap
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Babe Ruth was the greatest baseball that ever lived
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many women make more in divorce than they ever earn in a job