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Title: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: anabolichalo on December 17, 2013, 09:05:27 AM
it's crazy how these feelings suddenly overwhelm you


like.... you are shaving and have a tiny cut on your face.... you look for the blood stopping bar ... and find out your wife / gf has thrown it out with the garbage (brand new)


you just want to do something horrible and start screaming
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Conker on December 17, 2013, 09:11:31 AM
nah that doesn't bother me as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay) , what does piss me off though is when she thinks it's a good idea to use my razor to shave her legs and then deny it.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: anabolichalo on December 17, 2013, 09:13:22 AM
nah that doesn't bother me as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay) , what does piss me off though is when she thinks it's a good idea to use my razor to shave her legs and then deny it.
it's like women do a million things that annoy you

most you dont really think about


but once in a while it all adds up and you have a melt down and want to  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Hulkotron on December 17, 2013, 09:16:38 AM
i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay)
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: anabolichalo on December 17, 2013, 09:17:44 AM
it's stops the blood ::)
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Powerlift66 on December 17, 2013, 09:18:36 AM
it's stops the blood ::)

tampon?
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Hulkotron on December 17, 2013, 09:19:30 AM
it's stops the blood ::)

I shave with one of these:

(http://www.cachebeauty.com/wholsale/images/accessories/straight_razor_0098.main.jpg)

It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 17, 2013, 09:19:56 AM
DRIVE MY CAR AND MOVE THE SEAT AND MIRRORS AROUND!!!!!!!!!! 
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 17, 2013, 09:20:18 AM
as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay)

It's a fantastic instrument, looks like this..

(http://www.prestoimages.net/store/graphics02/648_pd204443_1.jpg)

"1"
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: bigmc on December 17, 2013, 09:21:24 AM
I shave with one of these:

(http://www.cachebeauty.com/wholsale/images/accessories/straight_razor_0098.main.jpg)

It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.

fucking a bro

i use an axe  8)
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 17, 2013, 09:21:38 AM
it's crazy how these feelings suddenly overwhelm you


like.... you are shaving and have a tiny cut on your face.... you look for the blood stopping bar ... and find out your wife / gf has thrown it out with the garbage (brand new)


you just want to do something horrible and start screaming

Blood stopping bar?


(http://berryripe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/band-aid.jpg)
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: anabolichalo on December 17, 2013, 09:23:10 AM
I shave with one of these:

(http://www.cachebeauty.com/wholsale/images/accessories/straight_razor_0098.main.jpg)

It takes longer than a normal razor e.g. Mach 3 or whatever but I think it is superior + is more fun/musculine in a non-homoerotic manner of course.
tripple blades cause a lot of sneaky cuts just when you are almost ready because they hook into the skin


bastard company gilette
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: anabolichalo on December 17, 2013, 09:25:31 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-43FQ8x6DKwo/UQFEFviVLDI/AAAAAAAAEB0/oNCII3iPMMY/s400/My+Stuff+021.jpg)


this is the one she threw out, brand new


dumb whore goddamnitt
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 17, 2013, 11:30:25 PM
it's like women do a million things that annoy you

most you dont really think about


but once in a while it all adds up and you have a melt down and want to  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Mod's STOP this MORON !.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Wolfox on December 17, 2013, 11:40:38 PM
Do you apply your blood stopping bar to your angus?
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: AbrahamG on December 18, 2013, 01:08:33 AM
No.  Whenever I want to fuck my wife, I just do it.  She doesn't have a say.  "My house, i get the say". 
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Dr.J on December 18, 2013, 01:45:46 AM
No.  Whenever I want to fuck my wife, I just do it.  She doesn't have a say.  "My house, i get the say". 

 ;D
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Dr.J on December 18, 2013, 01:46:29 AM
My GFS never says no...guess I'm lucky.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 01:52:30 AM
DRIVE MY CAR AND MOVE THE SEAT AND MIRRORS AROUND!!!!!!!!!! 

I do not have this problem since she's almost tall as me  ;D
(but still have many others)
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Radical Plato on December 18, 2013, 01:59:04 AM
My girlfriend moves shit around constantly.  You get used to say, the knife sharpener being where it has been for the last 2 years and then she suddenly decides it now is going to live in the 3rd drawer down.  This can happen with any item in the house, I regularly curse her when she isn't there after discovering she has moved some essential item I use.  I am unsure if this her her way of being passive aggressive or she genuinely has some other psychological compulsion she is fulfilling.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 02:00:53 AM
My girlfriend moves shit around constantly.  You get used to say, the knife sharpener being where it has been for the last 2 years and then she suddenly decides it now is going to live in the 3rd drawer down.  This can happen with any item in the house, I regularly curse her when she isn't there after discovering she has moved some essential item I use.  I am unsure if this her her way of being passive aggressive or she genuinely has some other psychological compulsion she is fulfilling.

no mate, she's just a woman
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 18, 2013, 07:25:54 AM
no mate, she's just a woman

 exactly, they all have low-t which makes them semi retarded.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 08:01:09 AM
exactly, they all have low-t which makes them semi retarded.

I would say the opposite mate, it's me who usually acts like neanderthal, on the other hand she's smart and witty
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 18, 2013, 08:12:33 AM
Ha, I may be a caveman but at least I can fix the car.  ;D
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 08:13:30 AM
Ha, I may be a caveman but at least I can fix the car.  ;D

and she's good at breaking them down!
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Man of Steel on December 18, 2013, 08:17:19 AM
it's crazy how these feelings suddenly overwhelm you


like.... you are shaving and have a tiny cut on your face.... you look for the blood stopping bar ... and find out your wife / gf has thrown it out with the garbage (brand new)


you just want to do something horrible and start screaming

I'm a full grown man so no.
Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: Power on December 18, 2013, 08:48:51 AM
I'm not sure you are suppose to rub it on your face.


Title: Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course
Post by: macos on December 18, 2013, 08:55:03 AM
nah that doesn't bother me as i don't have a blood stopping bar whatever that is(sounds gay) , what does piss me off though is when she thinks it's a good idea to use my razor to shave her legs and then deny it.
Now that is gross