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Title: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 04:49:55 AM
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Post by: Purge_WTF on December 18, 2013, 05:17:15 AM
As funny as a hysterectomy.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Army of One on December 18, 2013, 05:20:31 AM
As funny as a hysterectomy.

Relax mate, Im having a bad day
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2013, 05:22:11 AM
the best one I ever saw was the wing chung guy

where all his students fall over when he waves their arms at them

then gets knocked out first time he tries it for real

Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 05:23:32 AM
the best one I ever saw was the wing chung guy

where all his students fall over when he waves their arms at them

then gets knocked out first time he tries it for real


ha yeah

Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Parker on December 18, 2013, 05:24:35 AM
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 05:26:00 AM
Arce will beat the shit out of those two morons

oh, and the guy with the magazine....do I really have to tell you where Arce will put it to the guy?
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 05:27:26 AM

lol
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: bigmc on December 18, 2013, 05:32:08 AM
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Parker on December 18, 2013, 05:33:58 AM
Arce will beat the shit out of those two morons

oh, and the guy with the magazine....do I really have to tell you where Arce will put it to the guy?
He's dead. Master Ronald Duncan...the one that is practically responsible for the Ninjitsu craze in the US. As he was possibly the first one to study here in the US back in the 1960s. I believe he served in the Marines. Arce has utmost respect for him.
Look up his YouTube vids.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 05:35:10 AM
He's dead. Master Ronald Duncan...the one that is practically responsible for the Ninjitsu craze in the US. As he was possibly the first one to study here in the US back in the 1960s. I believe he served in the Marines. Arce has utmost respect for him.
Look up his YouTube vids.

so in this case he would have mercy...also because the guy is dead  :)
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2013, 10:18:06 AM
the best one I ever saw was the wing chung guy

where all his students fall over when he waves their arms at them

then gets knocked out first time he tries it for real



Lol.  You could tell the young guy was very concerned for that old turd.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: beakdoctor on December 18, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
That guy was a dickhead....

You got somebody I can try it out on ?


"Yeah, Keith"

OK, come over here

"His name's Keith"

Yeah, whatever.


Then Keith extends his hand for a handshake and the guy ignores him.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
having a bad day lol


that time of the month
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2013, 10:34:32 AM
The VAST majority of martial arts people I have known were either dorks or arrogant like that guy. 
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 10:36:34 AM
why is the master a blue belt

and the uke a brown belt

 ???
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: beakdoctor on December 18, 2013, 10:47:21 AM
why is the master a blue belt

and the uke a brown belt

 ???

2 things I noticed about the guys I know who are really good at self defense/martial arts is 1) they are very quiet about their skills but very confident when its time to act and 2) they all say that belt colors don't mean shit.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 10:49:50 AM
2 things I noticed about the guys I know who are really good at self defense/martial arts is 1) they are very quiet about their skills but very confident when its time to act and 2) they all say that belt colors don't mean shit.
seems like belts do mean shit

because a blue belt apparently cant do moves on a brown belt
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Archer77 on December 18, 2013, 11:02:10 AM
Sweet video.  Only goes show how choreographed demonstrations are.   I know from first hand experience.  As a teenager I was on a demo team and I went alone with the charade knowing full well that the techniques wouldn't work unless I "helped". 
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 11:04:39 AM
Sweet video.  Only goes show how choreographed demonstrations are.   I know from first hand experience.  As a teenager I was on a demo team and I went alone with the charade knowing full well that the techniques wouldn't work unless I "helped". 
lmao but you did believe sifu could pull it off right? just not you or your fellow pupils


right?


sifu is always bad as they come, can crush pupil with mid air jointlocks
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Archer77 on December 18, 2013, 11:08:28 AM
lmao but you did believe sifu could pull it off right? just not you or your fellow pupils


right?


sifu is always bad as they come, can crush pupil with mid air jointlocks

I admit, I wanted to believe but eventually I smartened up and moved on.   A high school friend continued and eventually got a black belt in TKD.  He teaches TKD in Texas to this day.    He teaches mostly elementary age kids who aren't smart enough to know better.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 11:10:53 AM
I admit, I wanted to believe but eventually I smartened up and moved on.   A high school friend continued and eventually got a black belt in TKD.  He teaches TKD in Texas to this day.    He teaches mostly elementary age kids who aren't smart enough to know better.
hahaha i had a similar experience

eventually i realized these wimps cant do shit against a bodybuilder

so i then became a bodybuilder
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: bradistani on December 18, 2013, 11:13:41 AM


well done, parker.. this to is thw clip i was thinking of as the greatest martial arts video ever  8)
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Post by: Army of One on December 18, 2013, 11:13:56 AM
Funniest part is when it actually comes to real fighting at the end. All they do is grab each other then the other grabs hold of his leg on the floor lol, instinct always prevails, and that generally is to strike out as in punch and kick.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Archer77 on December 18, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
hahaha i had a similar experience

eventually i realized these wimps cant do shit against a bodybuilder

so i then became a bodybuilder

hahahaha, I realized none of them could handle straight punches down the middle or for that matter being hit at all. I would love for everyone to see my friends website but I don't want anybody fucking with him.  He has a picture of himself in midair kicking surrounded by flames.   Also, when I visited a few years back he put on a demonstration using the theme from the movie Top Gun.  
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 11:24:38 AM
hahahaha, I realized none of them could handle straight punches down the middle or for that matter being hit at all. I would love for everyone to see my friends website but I don't want anybody fucking with him.  He has a picture of himself in midair kicking surrounded by flames.   Also, when I visited a few years back he put on a demonstration using the theme from the movie Top Gun.  
sorry but i found your friends website


Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: irishdave on December 18, 2013, 11:27:09 AM
vid is staged
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: Archer77 on December 18, 2013, 11:27:50 AM
sorry but i found your friends website




haha, close.   He also sings tenor in a barber shop quartet
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 11:28:30 AM
vid is staged
how do you and the ppl on youtube who claim this know this?


you say it with such certainty i'd like to know why
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: irishdave on December 18, 2013, 11:36:50 AM
how do you and the ppl on youtube who claim this know this?


you say it with such certainty i'd like to know why

I think it's obvious from the way they're acting...it doesn't seem real to me.
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: anabolichalo on December 18, 2013, 11:37:54 AM


watch this

tell me these ppl dont have severe psychiatric problems
Title: Re: funniest martial art video i've ever seen: uke doesnt cooperate, master MAD
Post by: beakdoctor on December 18, 2013, 11:49:52 AM
I think it's obvious from the way they're acting...it doesn't seem real to me.

Well it seems like the three students decided they were going to teach the instructor a lesson. The students do seem a little scripted but th einstructor seems oblivious. It looks like the students decided beforehand how it was gonna go down. The instructor seems like a genuine asshole and seems like he is really pissed.