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Title: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 07:36:41 AM
I'm at this chicks house.  We chatted a couple times in person after meeting through freinds, she's cute, very fuckable, but then again I think most chicks are.  She has this puppy, about 6-7 months old, cute dog.  The little guy was super hyper running around, I guess he was excited because a stranger (me) was over.  Me and this chick are on the couch, having some drinks, getting close and then out of the fucking blue she reaches next to the couch and pulls out a spray bottles and yells "NO" and sprays the dog from across the room, hitting the wall, the TV stand then eventually the dog and the dog scampers away.  I'm looking at her with utter disgust now.  Just the look on her face, with a spray bottle and the way she yelled combined to make her the unsexiest thing I've ever seen.  I lost every ounce of interest.  I finished my drink and told her I had to leave and just got up and left.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: dr.chimps on December 19, 2013, 07:42:54 AM
Good call. Sooner, or later, she would have screamed 'No' at you and doused you, as well.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: CalvinH on December 19, 2013, 07:43:43 AM
Good call. Sooner, or later, she would have screamed 'No' at you and doused you, as well.


 ;D
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 19, 2013, 07:44:27 AM
What kind of Spray bottle was it?
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: calfzilla on December 19, 2013, 07:51:19 AM
Did you burn her body in the Las Vegas desert?
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 07:55:43 AM
What kind of Spray bottle was it?

It was an industrial spray bottle.  The thing looked like it can shoot a stream 50 feet
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Power on December 19, 2013, 09:15:42 AM
Should have had sex with her, pulled out and sprayed her shouting no!  Dog would have been your friend for life.

Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: chaos on December 19, 2013, 09:34:36 AM
Good call. Sooner, or later, she would have screamed 'No' at you and doused you, as well.
Lol ;D
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: SamoanIrishman on December 19, 2013, 09:35:52 AM
Should have had sex with her, pulled out and sprayed her shouting no!  Dog would have been your friend for life.



bwahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 19, 2013, 09:44:20 AM
Oh, this is mild fare. I thought the dog was going to rush up and lick your wang as your friend was administering fellatio, or that somebody was going to break wind.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2013, 09:46:38 AM
I wonder what you would have done if she had a kid, and she spanked the child...
"I have to leave, I...I just don't believe in corporal punishment..."
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Henda on December 19, 2013, 10:07:46 AM
This would not have prevented me fucking her.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Tito24 on December 19, 2013, 10:31:49 AM
This would not have prevented me fucking her.

haha
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 10:47:07 AM
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Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Wiggs on December 19, 2013, 10:56:04 AM
I don't like people that are mean to animals. At all.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2013, 11:02:06 AM
I don't like people that are mean to animals. At all.
Could the spray bottle have been a means of disciplining the dog?
And I sincerely doubt one of those kitchen cleaner spray heads had the force to hurt the animal...
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 11:13:41 AM
It was just the way she looked.  Like a complete psychotic look in her eyes. Just as unsexy as a naked girl slipping and falling.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: _aj_ on December 19, 2013, 11:15:29 AM
That's actually a pretty popular and not-mean-at-all method of disciplining a puppy. They can be destructive little buggers.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 11:16:02 AM
I don't like people that are mean to animals. At all.
You do not give a shit about animals and you have made this clear in previous posts.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 11:16:36 AM
It was just the way she looked.  Like a complete psychotic look in her eyes. Just as unsexy as a naked girl slipping and falling.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rAPDx-FkSNM/UD3yiykMBCI/AAAAAAAAD9E/yA9X2iVLIbc/s1600/black+sheath+dress+big+fat+flea+gray+ruffle+embellished+cardigan+black+flip+flops+silver+bead+earrings+silver+fossil+watch.jpg)
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 11:17:27 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rAPDx-FkSNM/UD3yiykMBCI/AAAAAAAAD9E/yA9X2iVLIbc/s1600/black+sheath+dress+big+fat+flea+gray+ruffle+embellished+cardigan+black+flip+flops+silver+bead+earrings+silver+fossil+watch.jpg)

I'd hit it.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 11:20:31 AM
I'd hit it.
I know you would.  You were almost there until the empty windex bottle made its debut.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 11:23:14 AM
I know you would.  You were almost there until the empty windex bottle made its debut.

She wouldn't tell me how she hurt her ankle.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 11:33:49 AM
She wouldn't tell me how she hurt her ankle.
Probably tripped on a Christmas ham or something.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: dr.chimps on December 19, 2013, 11:34:54 AM
Probably tripped on a Christmas ham or something.
;D
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 19, 2013, 11:48:51 AM
Need a picture to decide if that was deal breaker! She must not have been that cute or fuckable!
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: jon cole on December 19, 2013, 12:22:04 PM
was dating a single mom. Bed time for the children, so it means sex time for me.
Sitting on the sofa, the children came near to us and fart.
Unsexiest thing ever.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: SF1900 on December 19, 2013, 12:30:52 PM
Meh, her looks mean nothing if she is mistreating animals.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Tapeworm on December 19, 2013, 12:36:23 PM
Chick was all "I want to talk about our relationship."  I finished my drink and told her I had to leave and just got up and left.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 19, 2013, 01:16:37 PM
You did the right thing Bro, in a few months she would have been shouting psychotically at you as well- TRUTH!!!

P.S.  Don't EVER feel bad at following your moral compass, it keeps you alive!
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: no one on December 19, 2013, 01:24:54 PM
I'm at this chicks house.  We chatted a couple times in person after meeting through freinds, she's cute, very fuckable, but then again I think most chicks are.  She has this puppy, about 6-7 months old, cute dog.  The little guy was super hyper running around, I guess he was excited because a stranger (me) was over.  Me and this chick are on the couch, having some drinks, getting close and then out of the fucking blue she reaches next to the couch and pulls out a spray bottles and yells "NO" and sprays the dog from across the room, hitting the wall, the TV stand then eventually the dog and the dog scampers away.  I'm looking at her with utter disgust now.  Just the look on her face, with a spray bottle and the way she yelled combined to make her the unsexiest thing I've ever seen.  I lost every ounce of interest.  I finished my drink and told her I had to leave and just got up and left.



people who dont take the time or have the patience to train their puppy properly shouldnt have one. its kind of a reflection of the person she is too.

training your dog to obey out of fear is a fucked up thing.


Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: Wiggs on December 19, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
You do not give a shit about animals and you have made this clear in previous posts.

Hope this helps.

What are you babbling about?
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: The True Adonis on December 19, 2013, 01:52:24 PM


people who dont take the time or have the patience to train their puppy properly shouldnt have one. its kind of a reflection of the person she is too.

training your dog to obey out of fear is a fucked up thing.



Exactly.  A properly trained dog will connect with you and will know what behavior is right or wrong without fear.
Title: Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 19, 2013, 01:53:27 PM


people who dont take the time or have the patience to train their puppy properly shouldnt have one. its kind of a reflection of the person she is too.

training your dog to obey out of fear is a fucked up thing.




It's one of this things while in a  drunken stupor that just wake you up with a sudden jolt.