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Title: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 19, 2013, 10:59:58 AM
Who else would watch a John Falcon documentary?  There are endless topics he could expound upon.  Heme-iron, emf near ponds, detoxification with carrots, the efficacy of white potatoes for creating pyramid shits, etc. etc. etc.  Make it a "day in the life of" type of documentary and have him instruct and enlighten all of us on his advances and contributions to all forms of human endeavor.  I could see this airing at Sundance or one of those other fagget film festivals and winning prizes. 
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 19, 2013, 11:01:57 AM
Hell, I'd go to the Johnny Falcon fantasy camp.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Parker on December 19, 2013, 11:04:45 AM
Hell, I'd go to the Johnny Falcon fantasy camp.
You will be advised to camp near a pond, keep your phone in a bowl, and used the communal toilet pit in order to make a communal epic pyramid....
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Branchs Ears on December 19, 2013, 11:22:44 AM
Hell, I'd go to the Johnny Falcon fantasy camp.

Haha......count me in too.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 19, 2013, 03:21:43 PM
I'm in!

Fantasy Camps, Documentaries, THE WORKS!

FALCONITES UNITE!
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 19, 2013, 03:34:21 PM
No way, that crazy fukr will only feed you clay, and not just any clay. That shit needs to come from at least 2ft in the ground so first you have to dig a hole and then eat.

 Maybe you could dig a hole next to a pond for increased nutritional value.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 19, 2013, 03:46:48 PM
A 20 min short story of "A day in the life of Johnny Falcon" would actually do quite well.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 19, 2013, 04:50:47 PM
A 20 min short story of "A day in the life of Johnny Falcon" would actually do quite well.

Make it a TV-series and watch as the popularity soars way beyond Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bubbles, The Shield etc
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 19, 2013, 05:00:26 PM
Falcon can sing.


Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: The Scott on December 19, 2013, 05:01:11 PM
I suspect it would be more mocumentary than anything else.  I will pass for now.
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 19, 2013, 05:12:41 PM
ive thought, why would people want to hear my thoughts, im just speaking for them shit they already know like..

eat meat=heme iron=acid reflux= need for bone marrow alkalinization /need for tums ....coronary calcification of peace =P.I.P

magnifying glass focusing the suns rays is an example of form causing energy, not infinite energy but who is to doubt the possibility of form on top of form. like after you take the magnifying glass an let the sun rays through it wahat about another shape AFTER the magnifying glass to further the focus of the suns rays
Title: Re: Johnny Falcon: Documentary?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 19, 2013, 05:15:27 PM
ive thought, why would people want to hear my thoughts, im just speaking for them shit they already know like..

eat meat=heme iron=acid reflux= need for bone marrow alkalinization /need for tums ....coronary calcification of peace =P.I.P

magnifying glass focusing the suns rays is an example of form causing energy, not infinite energy but who is to doubt the possibility of form on top of form. like after you take the magnifying glass an let the sun rays through it wahat about another shape AFTER the magnifying glass to further the focus of the suns rays

Eskimo's are short and eat meat daily.