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Title: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The General on December 21, 2013, 08:43:33 AM
yummi.......
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Shockwave on December 21, 2013, 08:44:46 AM
Face looks like shit.

that is all.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: SCRUBS on December 21, 2013, 08:47:55 AM
WTF happened to her face? :o 
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Hulkotron on December 21, 2013, 08:48:18 AM
yummi.......

How much do you charge?
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 21, 2013, 08:51:35 AM
Monica's new Beeaner
(http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/AEzbP3jhdOyi.jpg)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 21, 2013, 08:52:02 AM
I'd pay $50 to pee in her butt
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 21, 2013, 08:57:55 AM
Still hot.  She's not 20 years old anymore. 
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: BodyMachine on December 21, 2013, 09:00:23 AM
Who is this chick
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 21, 2013, 09:01:56 AM
Just a 3 series ...they're common as fuck and not expensive.

What's the big deal here?
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: BB on December 21, 2013, 09:09:17 AM
Needs to lay off the face work, she's getting a Greta the Gremlin look -

(http://www.roguescast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/female-gremlin.png).
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 21, 2013, 09:16:14 AM
Didn't know she's that short.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 21, 2013, 09:23:45 AM
Didn't know she's that short.

She looks so big on the cover of a magazine right? :D

She's taking up all the cover so she must be as huge as Arnold ;)

Merry Xmas Plates!
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Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 21, 2013, 09:25:23 AM
Just a 3 series ...they're common as fuck and not expensive.

What's the big deal here?

That's exactly what a hater would say.  I'm not calling you a hater, I'm just letting you know that if a hater were to reply to this post, that's what they would say.

It's a very nice car and to me it doesn't look like a 3 series.  Maybe I need to get my eyes checked. 
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Voice of Doom on December 21, 2013, 09:27:23 AM
Leased or paid for?    ::)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: tommywishbone on December 21, 2013, 09:30:41 AM
She joined a gang. That's nice.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 21, 2013, 09:32:50 AM
She looks so big on the cover of a magazine right? :D

She's taking up all the cover so she must be as huge as Arnold ;)

Merry Xmas Plates!
(http://uag.ezreklama.com/Zoidberg-Ukrainian-Cossack-Dance.gif)

Oink, oink!  :D

Happy holidays, thick booty master!

(http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Jayonna-Fabro-psd40074.png) (http://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/christmas-jayonna-fabro-ls-111.jpg) (http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/32a32aea44f398aa6719c1e32752c186_new_medium.jpg)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 21, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
She joined a gang. That's nice.

The Shocker.....two in the pink, one in the stink.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: hazbin on December 21, 2013, 11:47:43 AM
yummi.......

Bimmer !!   finally someone uses the proper name for a BMW car.  Beemer refers to BMW motorcycles, but most people misuse this term.  well done Mo!
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: arce1988 on December 21, 2013, 11:59:54 AM
 she got fugly!  :(
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The Scott on December 21, 2013, 12:02:22 PM
I'd pay $50 to pee in her butt

You do realize that I now need a defibrillator because of this?   A tad scatological mind you, but pure genius all the same.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 21, 2013, 12:53:59 PM
That's exactly what a hater would say.  I'm not calling you a hater, I'm just letting you know that if a hater were to reply to this post, that's what they would say.

It's a very nice car and to me it doesn't look like a 3 series.  Maybe I need to get my eyes checked. 

Not hating. It's an average car. Nothing worth a second look.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: galeniko on December 21, 2013, 12:56:05 PM
yummi.......
she has worse hairline than me.

so thats what a 3 series?

is this supposed to be impressive or soemthing?

the bankers here give porsche turbo cayennes here to their wifes so they can pick up a croissant in the city when they get hungry.

Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 21, 2013, 12:56:50 PM
You do realize that I now need a defibrillator because of this?   A tad scatological mind you, but pure genius all the same.  ;D ;D

Thank you.....but I was being 100% serious.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 21, 2013, 04:12:46 PM
Not hating. It's an average car. Nothing worth a second look.

Of course all Getbiggers are independently wealthy and drive Ferraris.  G4P, etc.  However, I would say that most people can't afford to roll around in a BMW. 

A Ford Focus is an average car.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: MAXX on December 21, 2013, 04:17:21 PM
Of course all Getbiggers are independently wealthy and drive Ferraris.  G4P, etc.  However, I would say that most people can't afford to roll around in a BMW. 

A Ford Focus is an average car.
she probably can't either.

leased...
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 21, 2013, 04:22:49 PM
Cars...
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: tommywishbone on December 21, 2013, 04:30:10 PM
The Shocker.....two in the pink, one in the stink.


 ;D  A personnal favorite.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 21, 2013, 04:32:16 PM
The bmw is new and fresh, Monica is old : (
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The_Punisher on December 21, 2013, 05:41:57 PM
She's now working for west coast production........
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: booty on December 21, 2013, 05:55:29 PM
yummi.......
The car yes, but not so much Mo.   :-\
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 21, 2013, 05:57:40 PM

 ;D  A personnal favorite.

Going to town with one in the brown....
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 21, 2013, 06:15:40 PM


All you guys that are talking shit, let me know when Mo invites you over to her place and offers to fuck you.   :D
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 21, 2013, 06:19:02 PM
Of course all Getbiggers are independently wealthy and drive Ferraris.  G4P, etc.  However, I would say that most people can't afford to roll around in a BMW.  

A Ford Focus is an average car.

You must be really poor to think a lease on a 3 series bmw is expensive.

To compare bmw to Ferrari shows you have no clue what you're talking about.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The_Punisher on December 21, 2013, 06:44:10 PM
You'd be better off with a nice Lexus IS 350 than this fucking BMW 3 series.....way more bang for your buck with lexus
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: the trainer on December 21, 2013, 06:59:58 PM
yummi.......


I will pay her 100 dollars for two hours of freaky sex not a penny more and lights must be turned off because of her face.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Maddy on December 21, 2013, 07:04:05 PM


would lick my
own balls before
putting my lips
on that mouth
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Wiggs on December 21, 2013, 07:09:02 PM
She joined a gang. That's nice.

lol
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: hazbin on December 21, 2013, 07:14:25 PM

All you guys that are talking shit, let me know when Mo invites you over to her place and offers to fuck you.   :D

I've been to her place, but never made that offer.   stayed there for a couple weeks tho.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 21, 2013, 07:17:23 PM
You must be really poor to think a lease on a 3 series bmw is expensive.

To compare bmw to Ferrari shows you have no clue what you're talking about.

I know exactly how much a 3 series BMW costs.  At no point did I state or imply that a Ferrari and a 3 Series were in the same price range.

Fuck off and die.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HockeyFightFan on December 21, 2013, 08:42:53 PM

All you guys that are talking shit, let me know when Mo invites you over to her place and offers to fuck you.   :D

Does she wear that Joker mask during the sex?

I'll pass....
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Schnauzer on December 21, 2013, 08:51:13 PM
You'd be better off with a nice Lexus IS 350 than this fucking BMW 3 series.....way more bang for your buck with lexus

You are so wrong. The 3-series is FAR better than the crappy IS.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 21, 2013, 09:39:15 PM
You'd be better off with a nice Lexus IS 350 than this fucking BMW 3 series.....way more bang for your buck with lexus
335i Sport Line, I presume...and the IS350 has been winning caparos with the 335i
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 21, 2013, 09:40:41 PM
yummi.......
^^
SO, she's a midget??????
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: tu_holmes on December 21, 2013, 09:45:17 PM
She's 43... Looks ok for 43.

Has a bit of a forehead... Should wear bangs.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: 99 Bananas on December 21, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
You are so wrong. The 3-series is FAR better than the crappy IS.
  THIS
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The Grim Lifter on December 21, 2013, 09:50:25 PM
Her body is hot as fuck and face still looks fine. She always had a bigger face and could have aged better if she never juiced but YOLO
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: G_Thang on December 21, 2013, 09:52:36 PM
335i Sport Line, I presume...and the IS350 has been winning caparos with the 335i


it wouldn't put chaos' head between my foot and a pedal in a lexus, given it's an overpriced, glorified Toyota.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 21, 2013, 10:05:39 PM
it wouldn't put chaos' head between my foot and a pedal in a lexus, given it's an overpriced, glorified Predator-Norelco razor
fixed
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: temple_of_dis on December 21, 2013, 10:16:44 PM
Oink, oink!  :D

Happy holidays, thick booty master!

(http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Jayonna-Fabro-psd40074.png) (http://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/christmas-jayonna-fabro-ls-111.jpg) (http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/32a32aea44f398aa6719c1e32752c186_new_medium.jpg)


Looking good here.

Just amazing how they deflate when off the roids and liposuction.

Amazing.

all roid n lipo liek most strip clubs
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 22, 2013, 05:35:43 AM
Its not about the curves and the faces fuckers! Its about the skin! The silk smooth soft elastik rubish skin. White females dosent have it. Asians latinos and negros got it!

When they pass 30 its ove, big fucking time over! BUt if u havent notice this yet, u can continoue live your dreams...

Take a look at shawn ray, perfekt exampel. Near 50. Look great, skin sparkel. Lenday murray aswell! White woman are not to invest time with. They do not last! Some are perfekt around the age 15-25...
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 22, 2013, 05:45:28 AM
(http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Jayonna-Fabro-psd40074.png) (http://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/christmas-jayonna-fabro-ls-111.jpg) (http://a2.img.mobypicture.com/32a32aea44f398aa6719c1e32752c186_new_medium.jpg)

Looking good here.

Just amazing how they deflate when off the roids and liposuction.

Amazing.

all roid n lipo liek most strip clubs

Uh what? Jayonna never been on roids.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2013, 06:29:56 AM
Looking good here.

Just amazing how they deflate when off the roids and liposuction.

Amazing.

all roid n lipo liek most strip clubs


Uh what? Jayonna never been on roids.

Why even argue with a GHfaggteen hugganaut?
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: HavoX on December 22, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
That's a gnarly gh hand shocker pose
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The General on December 22, 2013, 08:38:47 AM
come on guys she looks gr8 ..... :o
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2013, 09:03:11 AM
come on guys she looks gr8 ..... :o

Stop trolling Monica, no one agrees here.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 22, 2013, 09:32:43 AM
I know exactly how much a 3 series BMW costs.  At no point did I state or imply that a Ferrari and a 3 Series were in the same price range.

Fuck off and die.

If you know how much it is then why do you think it's expensive?

Must suck to drive around in your ford focus everyday.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: tu_holmes on December 22, 2013, 09:37:58 AM
If you know how much it is then why do you think it's expensive?

Must suck to drive around in your ford focus everyday.

I think all cars are over priced.

RARELY... very rarely will you find one that is a good find for the money.

The internal combustion engine hasn't changed much in the past 60 years, yet instead of the price of them coming down, they go up.

No one pays 600 bucks for a DVD player anymore.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 22, 2013, 12:41:17 PM
Its not about the curves and the faces fuckers! Its about the skin! The silk smooth soft elastik rubish skin. White females dosent have it. Asians latinos and negros got it!

When they pass 30 its ove, big fucking time over! BUt if u havent notice this yet, u can continoue live your dreams...

Take a look at shawn ray, perfekt exampel. Near 50. Look great, skin sparkel. Lenday murray aswell! White woman are not to invest time with. They do not last! Some are perfekt around the age 15-25...
I think all cars are over priced.

RARELY... very rarely will you find one that is a good find for the money.

The internal combustion engine hasn't changed much in the past 60 years, yet instead of the price of them coming down, they go up.

No one pays 600 bucks for a DVD player anymore.

I agree. But nowadays they add a bunch of redundant safety systems & silly shit like vsccums in the new Honda odyssey. To justify the prices. I never buy new vehicles. Prefer something 2-4 years old that someone else took the depreciation hit on with low miles. Back in 2007 when the latest s550 came out the price was $100,000...by 2010 they were going for $30-$40k with a lot of miles. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 22, 2013, 07:16:54 PM
If you know how much it is then why do you think it's expensive?

Must suck to drive around in your ford focus everyday.

You are one thick headed guy. 

Everything is relative but for the average schmuck, yes that car is expensive.  I live in a large city and on the road you see a shit ton more Fords, Toyotas and Hyundais than you do BMWs.  This isn't in dispute, it's a fucking fact.  Is a 3 Series equivalent to a Bentley?  Of course not, but it's a very nice car that most people can't afford.  Most people, you retarded shit for brains.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 22, 2013, 07:23:37 PM
Cool, point made. Sucks to have a focus!

Sucks to suck man.

You're the one stammering to make a lame ass point.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 22, 2013, 07:48:36 PM
Cool, point made. Sucks to have a focus!

Sucks to suck man.

You're the one stammering to make a lame ass point.

I think it's more of a reading comprehension issue but whatever you gotta tell yourself.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 22, 2013, 09:57:35 PM
A Bimmer seems too serious. May I suggest this for your new ride...


(http://image.internetautoguide.com/f/auto-news/2010-honda-jazz-looks-a-lot-like-the-dark-knight-joker-why-so-serious/25403637+w527+st0/2010-honda-jazz-is-the-jokers-car-why-so-serious.jpg)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Mawse on December 22, 2013, 11:58:16 PM
You'd be better off with a nice Lexus IS 350 than this fucking BMW 3 series.....way more bang for your buck with lexus

The IS would actually be a good ride for General Mo, its an aging car with an old engine desperately trying to keep up with the newer competition by doing a massive amount of work on its "face" and ending up looking worse than the last model.

If that's a new 335i that's a nice ride, but I doubt she has enough private "training" sessions these days to cover more than the lease on a 328

Why the old man silver? That color Makes any car look like a corolla

Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 23, 2013, 02:22:28 AM
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2013, 03:02:35 AM
it wouldn't put chaos' head between my foot and a pedal in a lexus, given it's an overpriced, glorified Toyota.


Yes that's bc u prefer something that was made by the white man  :D
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2013, 03:06:04 AM
335i Sport Line, I presume...and the IS350 has been winning caparos with the 335i


Driven many of the current f30 3 series, it is a POS from a drivers perspective, sloppy steering feel, crappy chassis , only thing good about it is the motor. If u are into driving stick to the older e90 body or e46. These new BMW's are soft and overpriced

The new ATS and IS are much better cars although the IS needs new engine choices, the chassis is very good and the steering pretty good
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: The Ugly on December 23, 2013, 04:21:55 AM
I'm sorta hoping this General is not really Monica. Bummer if she was really that self-obsessed.

Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2013, 04:50:58 AM
I'm sorta hoping this General is not really Monica. Bummer is she was really that self-obsessed.



Check General's posting history. ALL these posts are Monica related.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 04:54:30 AM
Driven many of the current f30 3 series, it is a POS from a drivers perspective, sloppy steering feel, crappy chassis , only thing good about it is the motor. If u are into driving stick to the older e90 body or e46. These new BMW's are soft and overpriced

The new ATS and IS are much better cars although the IS needs new engine choices, the chassis is very good and the steering pretty good
Test driven the 335i...it was ok, I test drove the ATS 3.6 a few months back, I really liked it better than the 335i in terms of chassis, but I like the I6 of the 335i better. And the IS350 I test drove was great in the chassis as well...I like th interiors of the ATS and the IS...not so much the 335i

Here is a older man test driving the ATS---he likes the Cadillacs of old, the ones that killed Cadillac
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: ob205 on December 23, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
Supposedly she obtained this from Visalus, sales or having others join the MLM.

Visalus = Amway with Soy protein isolate & vitamins
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Schnauzer on December 23, 2013, 10:51:27 AM
Consumer Reports on 2014 Lexus IS

Lexus IS Overview

The IS competes in a sporty group, but fails miserably at the task. While the 250's small V6 is refined, performance is rather pokey. And 21 mpg overall is unreasonably thirsty. The IS 350 is punchier but also underwhelming to drive. Handling is secure but not engaging enough for a true sports sedan. Ride comfort is neither tied down nor plush. And if you expected Lexus-like quiet, you're also out of luck. Even by the class's minimal standards, the IS interior is extremely cramped. Getting in and out is an ungraceful chore. Fit and finish is simply OK. Controls have adapted the mouse-like controller found in other Lexus models, which proves fussy and distracting. AWD is available with either engine. Reliability is likely to be above average, but it scores too low to be recommended.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 23, 2013, 10:53:18 AM
She can walk right into that car without sitting down.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: deadz on December 23, 2013, 01:17:28 PM
Just a 3 series ...they're common as fuck and not expensive.

What's the big deal here?
Exactly, 3 series ::)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 01:24:47 PM
Consumer Reports on 2014 Lexus IS

Lexus IS Overview

The IS competes in a sporty group, but fails miserably at the task. While the 250's small V6 is refined, performance is rather pokey. And 21 mpg overall is unreasonably thirsty. The IS 350 is punchier but also underwhelming to drive. Handling is secure but not engaging enough for a true sports sedan. Ride comfort is neither tied down nor plush. And if you expected Lexus-like quiet, you're also out of luck. Even by the class's minimal standards, the IS interior is extremely cramped. Getting in and out is an ungraceful chore. Fit and finish is simply OK. Controls have adapted the mouse-like controller found in other Lexus models, which proves fussy and distracting. AWD is available with either engine. Reliability is likely to be above average, but it scores too low to be recommended.
Here is the rib, Consumer Reports is good for those who look to buying the refrigerator. Not the best sports sedan or car...for cars they are small guideline...because if you use that as THE Guideline, you will get the best refrigerator of cars, the Toyota Camry, Prius, etc...

There have been many positive reviews of the IS350 and how responsive the chassis is. And I can testify, the chassis is very responsive and so is the ATS'...


I know of a person who test drove a 3 series and a FWD Lexus ES330...the sales guy at the BMW ask her could she feel the RWD of the 3 series, she said that could not. She ended up buying an SUV.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Schnauzer on December 23, 2013, 01:38:45 PM
Here is the rib, Consumer Reports is good for those who look to buying the refrigerator. Not the best sports sedan or car...for cars they are small guideline...because if you use that as THE Guideline, you will get the best refrigerator of cars, the Toyota Camry, Prius, etc...

There have been many positive reviews of the IS350 and how responsive the chassis is. And I can testify, the chassis is very responsive and so is the ATS'...


I know of a person who test drove a 3 series and a FWD Lexus ES330...the sales guy at the BMW ask her could she feel the RWD of the 3 series, she said that could not. She ended up buying an SUV.



I like CR because they are the only car-review magazine that does not take any advertising. They print the truth about the cars they review even if they end up in lawsuits (which has happened several times over the years).
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: 99 Bananas on December 23, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
White females dosent have it. Asians latinos and negros got it!

Fleas?  ???
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 02:50:12 PM
I like CR because they are the only car-review magazine that does not take any advertising. They print the truth about the cars they review even if they end up in lawsuits (which has happened several times over the years).
The issue is that they are more focused on the "consumer" side than the "enthusiasts" side...so there car reviews are geared more for the person who will buy the car just to drive to work, and not for the person who will take it to meets, autocross it, or someone who is interested in the handling and performance aspects.
I'd probably say the best comparisons are done by the Euros---Car, Autocar, Evo
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on December 23, 2013, 02:54:39 PM
yummi.......

She's doing that stupid Body by Vi sign.

She got the free leased BMW

Must have lied and told a lot of people that Vi shakes work
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Schnauzer on December 23, 2013, 02:58:41 PM
The issue is that they are more focused on the "consumer" side than the "enthusiasts" side...so there car reviews are geared more for the person who will buy the car just to drive to work, and for the person who will take it to meets, autocross it, or someone who is interested in the handling and performance aspects.
I'd probably say the best comparisons are done by the Euros---Car, Autocar, Evo

You make a good point
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 03:28:51 PM
You make a good point
Thanks, I also meant "and not for the the person who takes it to meets..."
Don't get me wrong, I used Consumer Reports to help me buy my car...it was a tool.
But, ultimately you have to look at what their base is. The car mags are going to talk about stats, comfy, fuel economy, but mostly concentrate on performance stats.

And if you look at the forums, Bimmer folks are fiercely loyal, but seemingly are the biggest complainers. Many will not look at another competitor, but always complain that BMW lost their way.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2013, 04:03:03 PM
Of course all Getbiggers are independently wealthy and drive Ferraris.  G4P, etc.  However, I would say that most people can't afford to roll around in a BMW. 

A Ford Focus is an average car.

anybody can afford a BMW if they wanted to. hell, most can afford a Ferrari if they wanted to as well.

the idea you have that you need to be 'wealthy' to roll around in a bmw tells us that you have a "I'm poor and i'll always be poor" mindset. you sound like a democrat.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 23, 2013, 09:09:37 PM
anybody can afford a BMW if they wanted to. hell, most can afford a Ferrari if they wanted to as well.

the idea you have that you need to be 'wealthy' to roll around in a bmw tells us that you have a "I'm poor and i'll always be poor" mindset. you sound like a democrat.

HAHHAAHAHAH ...that was pretty much my point when quoting this tool's points.

New GM & Ford vehicles cost the same, if not more than the "expensive" european cars.
My friend bought a brand new 2013 Dodge Ram quad cab dually diesel with almost every option ...$68k out the door.
Buddy's wife bought a brand new Ford Explorer for over $40k new.

I always shook my head at people who busted my balls when I had my '02 911 and  '07 Vette thinking I was a baller. Retards don't know those cars are cheap! (Of course I never bought new)
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Gonuclear on December 23, 2013, 09:50:22 PM
HAHHAAHAHAH ...that was pretty much my point when quoting this tool's points.

New GM & Ford vehicles cost the same, if not more than the "expensive" european cars.
My friend bought a brand new 2013 Dodge Ram quad cab dually diesel with almost every option ...$68k out the door.
Buddy's wife bought a brand new Ford Explorer for over $40k new.

I always shook my head at people who busted my balls when I had my '02 911 and  '07 Vette thinking I was a baller. Retards don't know those cars are cheap! (Of course I never bought new)


German cars are the best - specifically Porsche, BMW, Audi, Mercedes.  Japs and Koreans copy them.  I don't want a copy.  American cars are still pieces of shit.

Consumer Reports is the car review mag for people who hate cars.  "How much mileage does your 911 get?"

I don't know and I don't care.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 10:01:42 PM

German cars are the best - specifically Porsche, BMW, Audi, Mercedes.  Japs and Koreans copy them.  I don't want a copy.  American cars are still pieces of shit.

Consumer Reports is the car review mag for people who hate cars.  "How much mileage does your 911 get?"

I don't know and I don't care.
BMW and Toyota working together on a sports car, and it possibly might be a supercar.
Obviously these two companies respect one another.
The head of Toyota and the head of Aston Martin are good friends, and swap racing cars...

Also, watch Best Motoring on YouTube, a lot of Japanese machinery that can put in work.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Gonuclear on December 23, 2013, 10:31:45 PM
BMW and Toyota working together on a sports car, and it possibly might be a supercar.
Obviously these two companies respect one another.
The head of Toyota and the head of Aston Martin are good friends, and swap racing cars...

Also, watch Best Motoring on YouTube, a lot of Japanese machinery that can put in work.


Toyota is good at cost cutting via el cheapo shortcuts.  Porsche collaborated with them when Porsche was edging toward bankruptcy or acquisition in the early 1990's.  And the cost cutting worked.  As a result, Porsche introduced its cheapest car - the Boxster, as well as a new design for the 911, the 996 platform.  

Toyota's influence can be seen in the design of the 996-997 engines that these cars shared.  To save money, the engines were built with just one casting to serve both banks of cylinders.  And to make that work  Porsche introduced a sealed ball bearing buried in the oil pan - a bearing that fails in between 1-5% of these engines! It actually destroys the engine with no warning when it breaks apart.  You need a new engine when that happens.

And it has happened often enough that Porsche had to settle a class action lawsuit brought against it by the owners victimized by this "penny wise/pound foolish" design.  Great collaboration.


Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 10:36:28 PM
Toyota is good at cost cutting via el cheapo shortcuts.  Porsche collaborated with them when Porsche was edging toward bankruptcy or acquisition in the early 1990's.  And the cost cutting worked.  As a result, Porsche introduced its cheapest car - the Boxster, as well as a new design for the 911, the 996 platform. 

Toyota's influence can be seen in the design of the 996-997 engines that these cars shared.  To save money, the engines were built with just one casting to serve both banks of cylinders.  And to make that work  Porsche introduced a sealed ball bearing buried in the oil pan - a bearing that fails in between 1-5% of these engines! It actually destroys the engines with no warning when it breaks apart.  You need a new engine when that happens.

And it has happened often enough that Porsche had to settle a class action lawsuit brought against it by the owners victimized by this "penny wise/pound foolish" design.  Great collaboration.



;D
I was waiting for you to say "fried egg headlamps"...people are still miffed over the 996 fiasco.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Gonuclear on December 23, 2013, 10:51:56 PM
;D
I was waiting for you to say "fried egg headlamps"...people are still miffed over the 996 fiasco.


Right you are.  Yes, those headlamps were the pits.  And the whole car was markedly cheapened, with downgraded materials Toyota-style.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 10:57:38 PM
Right you are.  Yes, those headlamps were the pits.  And the whole car was markedly cheapened, with downgraded materials Toyota-style.

You should see the faces of 993 and 997 owners when a 1st gen Boxster owner or 996 owner pulls up at a C&C...the look is priceless.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: hazbin on December 23, 2013, 11:00:29 PM
I've got a 335xi that I bought off my neighbor for the fuel economy.  I can't stand it.   everything about the car pisses me off.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Alex23 on December 23, 2013, 11:07:36 PM
Toyota is good at cost cutting via el cheapo shortcuts.  Porsche collaborated with them when Porsche was edging toward bankruptcy or acquisition in the early 1990's.  And the cost cutting worked.  As a result, Porsche introduced its cheapest car - the Boxster, as well as a new design for the 911, the 996 platform.  

Toyota's influence can be seen in the design of the 996-997 engines that these cars shared.  To save money, the engines were built with just one casting to serve both banks of cylinders.  And to make that work  Porsche introduced a sealed ball bearing buried in the oil pan - a bearing that fails in between 1-5% of these engines! It actually destroys the engine with no warning when it breaks apart.  You need a new engine when that happens.

And it has happened often enough that Porsche had to settle a class action lawsuit brought against it by the owners victimized by this "penny wise/pound foolish" design.  Great collaboration.



HAHAHAHA Go Nuke destroying all of Parker "brothers" automotive "knowledge" in a 4 liner post.

GodSpeed chief.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 11:13:33 PM

HAHAHAHA Go Nuke destroying all of Parker "brothers" automotive "knowledge" in a 4 liner post.

GodSpeed chief.
???
It's well known about Porsche's ball bearing issue...and it's well known about the 996's downgrade, which is why they bounced back with the 997. It's also well known that with the outgoing Mezger engine that Porschephiles are apprenhesive about the new engine today.

What I was getting at was that Toyota and BMW are getting together to collaborate on a car, and if you read betwee the lines, Toyota and Subaru have collaborated for a home run hit.

Now, what does Toyota bring to the table and what does BMW? And what will the car they are collaborating be like?

Alex, isn't with a budding family it seems that you spend more time with the boardings than being "chief" of your tribe...
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Alex23 on December 23, 2013, 11:15:13 PM
???
It's well known about Porsche's ball bearing issue...and it's well known about the 996's downgrade, which is why they bounced back with the 997. It's also well known that with the outgoing Mezger engine that Porschephiles are apprenhesive about the new engine today.

What I was getting at was that Toyota and BMW are getting together to collaborate on a car, and if you read betwee the lines, Toyota and Subaru have collaborated for a home run hit.

Now, what does Toyota bring to the table and what does BMW? And what will the car they are collaborating be like?

Alex, isn't with a budding family it seems that you spend more time with the b

head casket meltdown. not reading all this shit nor do I care. You got owned, let it sink in.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 11:24:04 PM
head casket meltdown. not reading all this shit nor do I care. You got owned, let it sink in.
you cared enough to comment...
Always a win-lose with you...your language reflects it. No one got owned or destroyed...
But, what is telling is that you play this "buddy, buddy" role, and then secretly hope for a downfall a person. So, you lash out...you play the role real well Alex.
Let that sink in.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2013, 11:34:54 PM
HAHHAAHAHAH ...that was pretty much my point when quoting this tool's points.

New GM & Ford vehicles cost the same, if not more than the "expensive" european cars.
My friend bought a brand new 2013 Dodge Ram quad cab dually diesel with almost every option ...$68k out the door.
Buddy's wife bought a brand new Ford Explorer for over $40k new.

I always shook my head at people who busted my balls when I had my '02 911 and  '07 Vette thinking I was a baller. Retards don't know those cars are cheap! (Of course I never bought new)

this x2

kicking myself when I passed on an 01 911 turbo with techart bodykit for $35k... that's about $670/month after $8k down with shitty 8% interest, if I borrowed from a friend I could get better interest and pay $600/month (for 4years).
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Alex23 on December 23, 2013, 11:40:28 PM
you cared enough to comment...
Always a win-lose with you...your language reflects it. No one got owned or destroyed...
But, what is telling is that you play this "buddy, buddy" role, and then secretly hope for a downfall a person. So, you lash out...you play the role real well Alex.
Let that sink in.

I don't think it's that serious Sigmund, chop busting happens.... Sorry chief, can't know it all... don't be so sensitive, we still love you.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Parker on December 23, 2013, 11:45:20 PM
I don't think it's that serious Sigmund, chop busting happens.... Sorry chief, can't know it all... don't be so sensitive, we still love you.
That is what you assume, again... I never said I know it all...I have told people this. There is a lot I don't know,  when I have had issues with my car, I had asked people on here who had similar engines. I ask questions. S ee I popped up on your radar...I am thankful for the love.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Alex23 on December 23, 2013, 11:50:50 PM
That is what you assume, again... I never said I know it all...I have told people this. There is a lot I don't know,  when I have had issues with my car, I had asked people on here who had similar engines. I ask questions. S ee I popped up on your radar...I am thankful for the love.

GodSpeed.

Merry Christmas to you and your family. Wish you the best for 2014!
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Bevo on December 24, 2013, 03:14:32 AM

German cars are the best - specifically Porsche, BMW, Audi, Mercedes.  Japs and Koreans copy them.  I don't want a copy.  American cars are still pieces of shit.

Consumer Reports is the car review mag for people who hate cars.  "How much mileage does your 911 get?"

I don't know and I don't care.

U pretty much named all the German car companies  :)

Well if its one thing the Germans should copy is Japanese reliability haha

I don't think American cars are crap though , still love muscle cars too

Best cars is hard to define? Best at what? Performance? Reliability? Fuel efficient? Certain cars serve a certain purpose. Of course myself prefer German cars many don't think highly of them at all and it's understandable. They are a pain in the ass to work on compared to Americans and Japanese, expensive to maintain, and for certain things they can also be vastly overpriced (paying more for badge more than anything else)

Overall I LOVE all cars! I don't give a fuck where they come from
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Bevo on December 24, 2013, 03:18:05 AM
The issue is that they are more focused on the "consumer" side than the "enthusiasts" side...so there car reviews are geared more for the person who will buy the car just to drive to work, and not for the person who will take it to meets, autocross it, or someone who is interested in the handling and performance aspects.
I'd probably say the best comparisons are done by the Euros---Car, Autocar, Evo

X2

Euros like Chris Harris do the best testings
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: pluck on December 24, 2013, 04:54:23 AM
I'm a fan of European cars, I don't think American luxury brands can hold a candle to the Europeans.

But as far as GM and the LS engine platform, that shit can not be beat in pretty much any fashion.

Fuel economy, cost of modding & tuning, cheap parts, easy/cheap to work on, reliability ...
That's why you see many LS swaps into all kinds of cars including BMWs.

Yes, the 996 is the red headed step child of the 911 line. I used to own one. I LOVED mine and can't wait to get back into a 911, a 997 this time. For all the people that sort of talked crap about it, even me ...when you got behind the wheel of one you'd forget about all the bs that people said.

BTW I put 20,000 miles on mine in 6 months in 2012. Best fun car I ever owned even though at any time I could have had a blown up engine. But if you do some research the IMS/RMS issue happened to guys with 911s with extremely low miles for the cars age, basically dorks who buy cars and not drive them. 997s up to 2008 have the IMS/RMS issue as well.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: njflex on December 24, 2013, 08:25:27 AM
I'm a fan of European cars, I don't think American luxury brands can hold a candle to the Europeans.

But as far as GM and the LS engine platform, that shit can not be beat in pretty much any fashion.

Fuel economy, cost of modding & tuning, cheap parts, easy/cheap to work on, reliability ...
That's why you see many LS swaps into all kinds of cars including BMWs.

Yes, the 996 is the red headed step child of the 911 line. I used to own one. I LOVED mine and can't wait to get back into a 911, a 997 this time. For all the people that sort of talked crap about it, even me ...when you got behind the wheel of one you'd forget about all the bs that people said.

BTW I put 20,000 miles on mine in 6 months in 2012. Best fun car I ever owned even though at any time I could have had a blown up engine. But if you do some research the IMS/RMS issue happened to guys with 911s with extremely low miles for the cars age, basically dorks who buy cars and not drive them. 997s up to 2008 have the IMS/RMS issue as well.
PORSCHE WATER COOLED/AIR COOLED DIVIDED OWNERS WILL ARGUE WHICH IS BETTER,UNLESS YOU HAD LUXURY AND $$$TO HAVE DRIVEN BOTH..
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Shockwave on December 24, 2013, 10:08:08 AM
I'm a fan of European cars, I don't think American luxury brands can hold a candle to the Europeans.

But as far as GM and the LS engine platform, that shit can not be beat in pretty much any fashion.

Fuel economy, cost of modding & tuning, cheap parts, easy/cheap to work on, reliability ...
That's why you see many LS swaps into all kinds of cars including BMWs.

Yes, the 996 is the red headed step child of the 911 line. I used to own one. I LOVED mine and can't wait to get back into a 911, a 997 this time. For all the people that sort of talked crap about it, even me ...when you got behind the wheel of one you'd forget about all the bs that people said.

BTW I put 20,000 miles on mine in 6 months in 2012. Best fun car I ever owned even though at any time I could have had a blown up engine. But if you do some research the IMS/RMS issue happened to guys with 911s with extremely low miles for the cars age, basically dorks who buy cars and not drive them. 997s up to 2008 have the IMS/RMS issue as well.
LS = current penultimate for power/cost/efficiency.

Can't beat the big block chevy for pure power potential.... but the LS is currently the easiest to make big power cheaply and still get decent fuel mileage.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 24, 2013, 11:40:20 AM
Conclusion so far: zero shit is given about Mo, but her leased car is a different story.
Title: Re: monica's new bimmer
Post by: Alex23 on December 24, 2013, 01:10:18 PM
Overall I LOVE all cars! I don't give a fuck where they come from

Same here. But if I still rather buy American when possible.

I'll take a Cadillac CTS-V over any german or japanese Sedan any day of the week.