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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Royalty on December 24, 2013, 03:25:49 AM
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"So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human"
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men"
"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews"
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Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!
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He fathered five beautiful children with my wife.
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''He goes about 6'9'' and 450 pounds..!!''
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"He had sex with all our wives and we thanked him for it"
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Bill Brasky taught me how to love a woman, and scold a child.
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To Bill Brasky!!