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Title: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on December 25, 2013, 10:55:16 AM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-tmz-3.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-3.jpg)

It's GOOD to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate love child -- just ask Joseph Baena, who just got a BRAND NEW JEEP for Christmas ... and TMZ has the pics.

We've learned Ahnald traveled up to Bakersfield on Monday and personally delivered the 16-year-old a brand new 2014 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon ... which, of course, comes with a removable roof (hence the headline, get it?).

We're told Joseph is PUMPED about his new whip ... there's just one problem -- he doesn't have his driver's license yet.  

Still, sources say Joseph tried to sneak out to his whip to secretly take it out for a spin ... but he was caught by his mom Mildred Baena and she quickly put a stop to it.  

Clearly, she's not a fan of sneaking around ... anymore.


Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: vinnydountsnyc on December 25, 2013, 11:03:40 AM
Ok first off the woman is a native of Guatemala not Mexico
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 25, 2013, 11:05:58 AM
Ok first off the woman is a native of Guatemala not Mexico

What's the difference?   ::)








All third world toilets look the same.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on December 25, 2013, 11:07:27 AM
Ok first off the woman is a native of Guatemala not Mexico

OK first off I know that but "Mexican lovechild" is funnier than "Guatemalan lovechild", but thanks anyway Vinny
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: hardgainerj on December 25, 2013, 11:10:04 AM
good for him thats a cool truck
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: tommywishbone on December 25, 2013, 11:10:43 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: vinnydountsnyc on December 25, 2013, 11:14:36 AM
Muricans never disappoint  ;D
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 25, 2013, 11:18:30 AM
Dego just like Italians and Albanians

It's a screen name genius.  And I obviously am a gringo, homes.  Now go make me a burrito, im hungry. 
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: vinnydountsnyc on December 25, 2013, 11:20:53 AM
Haha now am Mexican too, ok genius one shit filled burrito for the stupid American that causes us embarrassment when we travel .
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 25, 2013, 11:25:02 AM
Haha now am Mexican too, ok genius one shit filled burrito for the stupid American that causes us embarrassment when we travel .


Ok i just came here to make fun of messicans, esseh.  im gonna go read the tbomz thread now, homes.  bye.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2013, 11:33:49 AM
I think this kid will provide decades of entertaining celeb news.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: IronMeister on December 25, 2013, 11:40:14 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/34qsqs3.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Skylge on December 25, 2013, 11:41:56 AM
Nice gift, hope he gets his license
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 25, 2013, 11:49:06 AM
What's the difference?   ::)








All third world toilets look the same.

This
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: hipolito mejia on December 25, 2013, 12:28:45 PM
What's the difference?   ::)








All third world toilets look the same.

You can discriminate,be prejudice and have not respect whatsoever for 3rd world people ......

But It's called education. You go back to school and you'll be aware that each country no matter how poor ,they all got their own name.

Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 25, 2013, 12:32:43 PM
Haha now am Mexican too, ok genius one shit filled burrito for the stupid American that causes us embarrassment when we travel .


Don't cross the line border, Mexican!
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 25, 2013, 02:15:00 PM
Does it mean he's picking favorites when he buys his other sons Mercedes for xmas?
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: arce1988 on December 25, 2013, 02:16:09 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: arce1988 on December 25, 2013, 02:23:37 PM
Quote
which, of course, comes with a removable roof (hence the headline, get it?).

^

?
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Tito24 on December 25, 2013, 02:24:53 PM
(http://www.tensionnot.com/pictures/images/Car/Free-Candy-Van.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The True Adonis on December 25, 2013, 02:36:29 PM
How awkward must be that relationship?
Not at all.  Arnold actually likes the kid a lot and always has been there for him.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The True Adonis on December 25, 2013, 03:13:21 PM
LOL!
???
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 25, 2013, 03:18:45 PM
What's the difference?   ::)








All third world toilets look the same.

X2, whatever

Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: macos on December 25, 2013, 03:25:26 PM
Arnie is a good dad
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 25, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-tmz-3.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-3.jpg)

It's GOOD to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate love child -- just ask Joseph Baena, who just got a BRAND NEW JEEP for Christmas ... and TMZ has the pics.

We've learned Ahnald traveled up to Bakersfield on Monday and personally delivered the 16-year-old a brand new 2014 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon ... which, of course, comes with a removable roof (hence the headline, get it?).

We're told Joseph is PUMPED about his new whip ... there's just one problem -- he doesn't have his driver's license yet.  

Still, sources say Joseph tried to sneak out to his whip to secretly take it out for a spin ... but he was caught by his mom Mildred Baena and she quickly put a stop to it.  

Clearly, she's not a fan of sneaking around ... anymore.




The whole "getting caught by his mom" is b.s.  all photo-op

She must have been one hot piece of tail at one time.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Novena on December 25, 2013, 05:38:11 PM
At least Herr Schwarzenegger is doing right by his child. Probably will pay his college expenses.  Maybe even use his connections to get him a job.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 25, 2013, 05:52:10 PM
She must have been one hot piece of tail at one time.



I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Maybe she was exceptionally skilled and had a great body underneath those baggy clothes, once Arnold got past the butterface.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: BIG ACH on December 25, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 25, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????

Probably more a matter of convenience. 

Reminds me of George and Jerry discussing why men find maids so attractive.  Jerry said, "It's a woman in your room."
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: BIG ACH on December 25, 2013, 05:54:15 PM
Probably more a matter of convenience. 

Reminds me of George and Jerry discussing why men find maids so attractive.  Jerry said, "It's a woman in your room."


lol - I remember that
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Bevo on December 25, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
Don't get me wrong, nice gift.

But Arnold has hundreds of millions and gets the kid a shitty Jeep?  :-\  :-X  :'(

Yes should have gotten up something with 500 hp so he can wrap himself into a tree
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The Missouri Surprise on December 25, 2013, 05:59:27 PM
arnie delivered the jeep while mildred was taking a dump

he had to pee like a racehorse but he held it until he got to a gas station rather than follow her into the john
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Vince B on December 25, 2013, 06:23:33 PM
Arnold likes big gals. The kind he doesn't take to the beach!

If he wasn't so famous would we have heard about this saga?
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: wes on December 25, 2013, 06:24:53 PM
Great father ??? ..............he should be for fucks sake,he`s loaded.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Novena on December 25, 2013, 06:25:44 PM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!

I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????

How drunk was he??????

What exactly did he screw up?...You don't know this woman, she may have had a personality that he liked.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 25, 2013, 06:30:45 PM
What exactly did he screw up?...You don't know this woman, she may have had a personality that he liked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes!!!  Funniest post of the year!!!
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Vince B on December 25, 2013, 06:44:39 PM
No doubt Joseph is a chip off the block. No surprise that he got a Jeep. Great gift!
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: musclecenter on December 25, 2013, 07:24:44 PM
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: tommywishbone on December 25, 2013, 07:44:49 PM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????

 :D Thank you sir. Anything would have better hotter than that pig. Anything. Horrible.  I can say with absolute honesty that I have never hit anything that bad.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Pet shop boys on December 25, 2013, 07:46:20 PM
Arnold likes big gals. The kind he doesn't take to the beach!

If he wasn't so famous would we have heard about this saga?


X2.

I also heard that the women that sleeps with him have to quit shaving private parts ....

Mildred had a genetically gifted  bush 'jungle style " down there ...and Arnie was a happy man for a long while.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: agenda21nwo on December 25, 2013, 10:46:20 PM

X2.

I also heard that the women that sleeps with him have to quit shaving private parts ....

Mildred had a genetically gifted  bush 'jungle style " down there ...and Arnie was a happy man for a long while.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, so he likes them to look like women, as opposed to little girls down there?  How strange in pedo USA.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: TheShape on December 25, 2013, 10:55:13 PM
I can say with absolute honesty that I have never hit anything that bad.
LOL
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 26, 2013, 09:42:34 AM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????

I think the point is that Arnold is having anyone. And the ugly ones too...I'd imagine that Arnold's test levels go up and down depending on the movies he's making and the amount of synthetic hormones he's shooting.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: SF1900 on December 26, 2013, 10:11:03 AM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????


What did he screw up? His life sure isnt shitty.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 26, 2013, 01:47:59 PM
Everybody is shocked that he wasn't cheating with a super model. Maybe he liked her and who knows how much fun she was in bed. I'm happy for his son that he got a nice Christmas gift. If any of his son's has his genetics it's Guatemalan Arnold. 
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 26, 2013, 02:05:49 PM
He should have bought this kid a black dodge avenger with Abombz as a license plate.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Wolfox on December 26, 2013, 02:27:18 PM
He probably bought maria's kids hummers.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 26, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
Arnold's Christmas card.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: tom joad on December 26, 2013, 08:03:00 PM
i want Tito24 to be my dad.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Archer77 on December 26, 2013, 08:14:27 PM
I'm rooting for the kid.  He's the underdog of the clan.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Novena on December 26, 2013, 08:56:58 PM
He probably bought maria's kids hummers.

Maria's kid's have the financial means on their own to buy a car.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: hardgainerj on December 26, 2013, 09:14:10 PM
I Still REALY don't get this Arnold - Mildred thing!


I mean... the man could've had ANYONE and he screws it all up with her?????


How drunk was he??????
its the same reason tom selleck started to fuck men
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on October 07, 2014, 05:20:06 PM
Arnold's kid stepping out at homecoming. Notice his mom the maid now has hair extensions and an expensive purse. Thanks, Arnold!

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/07/1007-joseph-baena-homecoming-coleman-rayner-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Mr.1derful on October 07, 2014, 05:25:41 PM
its the same reason tom selleck started to fuck men

??
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: DanielPaul on October 07, 2014, 05:34:30 PM
Arnold gave the kid the skull ring, look at his hand.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on October 07, 2014, 05:37:14 PM
Arnold gave the kid the skull ring, look at his hand.

...and he gave the mom a pearl necklace ;D
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: jude2 on October 07, 2014, 05:42:24 PM
Arnold gave the kid the skull ring, look at his hand.
Nice senior ring.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on October 08, 2014, 03:14:41 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412802137119_Image_galleryImage_EXCLUSIVE_COLEMAN_RAYNER_.JPG)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412802058562_Image_galleryImage_EXCLUSIVE_COLEMAN_RAYNER_.JPG)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: 2Thick on October 08, 2014, 03:26:58 PM
Kid's set for life.

Brutal Rocky Dennis noggin of peace on both his mom and him.  :-\

Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on October 08, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
Kid's set for life.

Brutal Rocky Dennis noggin of peace on both his mom and him.  :-\



ROFLMFAO @ forehead comment !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 08, 2014, 03:51:36 PM
its the same reason tom selleck started to fuck men

Not true, right???
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: hipolito mejia on October 08, 2014, 03:55:16 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412802137119_Image_galleryImage_EXCLUSIVE_COLEMAN_RAYNER_.JPG)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412802058562_Image_galleryImage_EXCLUSIVE_COLEMAN_RAYNER_.JPG)

That lonlg hair has to go ...


He would look even manlier than his dad at that age with a James Dean like hairdo .
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: MikMaq on October 08, 2014, 03:56:06 PM
I'm rooting for the kid.  He's the underdog of the clan.
I thank the fat fuck is really, I'm not even sure he's all there in the head. 
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: DanielPaul on October 08, 2014, 05:32:03 PM
I thank the fat fuck is really, I'm not even sure he's all there in the head. 
the fat fuck is 100% Kennedy his win in life is already bought and paid for, coke head of peace in 3 years.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on October 11, 2014, 08:26:18 PM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/11/1011-arnold-schwarzenegger-little-car-pcn-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 11, 2014, 11:35:45 PM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/11/1011-arnold-schwarzenegger-little-car-pcn-4.jpg)

Arnold on his way to his Hummer garage...
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Parker on October 12, 2014, 01:20:24 AM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/11/1011-arnold-schwarzenegger-little-car-pcn-4.jpg)
Arnold can even make a 3 wheeled Toyota look cool.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 12, 2014, 11:18:49 AM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-tmz-3.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/12/25/1225-joseph-baena-jeep-christmas-3.jpg)

It's GOOD to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate love child -- just ask Joseph Baena, who just got a BRAND NEW JEEP for Christmas ... and TMZ has the pics.

We've learned Ahnald traveled up to Bakersfield on Monday and personally delivered the 16-year-old a brand new 2014 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon ... which, of course, comes with a removable roof (hence the headline, get it?).

We're told Joseph is PUMPED about his new whip ... there's just one problem -- he doesn't have his driver's license yet.  

Still, sources say Joseph tried to sneak out to his whip to secretly take it out for a spin ... but he was caught by his mom Mildred Baena and she quickly put a stop to it.  

Clearly, she's not a fan of sneaking around ... anymore.





absolute heap of shit car based on stone age technology.......
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 12, 2014, 09:23:41 PM

absolute heap of shit car based on stone age technology.......


And that's all you gather out of that article?  :D
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 13, 2014, 12:59:10 AM
Arnold should buy anabolichalo a shiny Mercedes. Let's start an online petition.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Danimal77 on October 13, 2014, 01:05:48 AM
Ok first off the woman is a native of Guatemala not Mexico

Okay "first off", it is not proper English to say first off. It's "first of all".
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Lord Chronos on October 13, 2014, 02:34:38 AM
And that's all you gather out of that article?  :D


Yes, should I gather anything else? I guess I could also gather Arnold probably doesn't care that much, as being an Austrian, and coming from a country with a decent automotive history, why choose such a cheap ass heap of shit.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Garbage Man on October 13, 2014, 02:52:30 AM
OK first off I know that but "Mexican lovechild" is funnier than "Guatemalan lovechild", but thanks anyway Vinny


I like "Guatemalan lovechild"
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Schnauzer on October 14, 2014, 05:45:07 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/14/1413320446826_Image_galleryImage_Maria_Shriver_holds_flowe.JPG)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/14/1413322579271_wps_32_Maria_Shriver_holds_flowe.jpg)
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: TheShape. on October 14, 2014, 06:15:25 PM

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/14/1413322579271_wps_32_Maria_Shriver_holds_flowe.jpg)
Those have got to be the canklist cankles ever.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Pet shop boys on October 14, 2014, 09:28:01 PM

I like "Guatemalan lovechild"


Exactly given That in the Latino community  most will find it offensive if mistaken for a Guatemalan   




Wooossshhhhh Guate~Austrian
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: Primemuscle on October 14, 2014, 10:21:16 PM
Okay "first off", it is not proper English to say first off. It's "first of all".

I guess if you are speaking of Oxford English it is not. This idiom has been around since 1880 and in defined as meaning first of all in Webster's dictionary.
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: kreator on October 14, 2014, 11:25:44 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/14/1413320446826_Image_galleryImage_Maria_Shriver_holds_flowe.JPG)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/14/1413322579271_wps_32_Maria_Shriver_holds_flowe.jpg)

his facial expression tells me he must have stumbled upon this thread while waiting for his mom in the car
Title: Re: Arnold buys car for Mexican lovechild
Post by: TrueGrit on October 15, 2014, 01:26:08 AM
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/10/11/1011-arnold-schwarzenegger-little-car-pcn-4.jpg)

Why are they trying to pretend that old Chinese fella is Arnold?