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Title: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:08:25 AM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all
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Post by: wes on December 28, 2013, 09:13:15 AM
Front lawn...burn.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 28, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all
^^
ALWAYS do the drop off in boxes, with a note attached so they know what it is!!!  I've done it before, also friends of mine as well...
IT BEATS GETTING VISITED BY HER AND THE "NEW" BOYFRIEND in a few days/weeks. :D :D :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:17:14 AM
^^
ALWAYS do the drop off in boxes, with a note attached so they know what it is!!!  I've done it before, also friends of mine as well...
IT BEATS GETTING VISITED BY HER AND THE "NEW" BOYFRIEND in a few days/weeks. :D :D :D
yeah i thought of this

i dont want this bitch comin here again


after all her clothes are gone, she will still try to claim furnuture and appliances and stuff


but i will resist i'm sure she doesnt have receits
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Hulkotron on December 28, 2013, 09:18:38 AM
Maybe wear them to the gym
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 28, 2013, 09:21:54 AM
yeah i thought of this

i dont want this bitch comin here again


after all her clothes are gone, she will still try to claim furnuture and appliances and stuff


but i will resist i'm sure she doesnt have receits
^^
Just make sure to package up everything that isn't yours, get boxes by asking nicely at any Grocery store, etc... ESPECIALLY large drug stores like Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid, etc... (get a heavy-duty roll of packing duct-tape)
Explain "everything is there that you could possibly find" on the note to the sister, and call it a day!!!
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:24:23 AM
^^
Just make sure to package up everything that isn't yours, get boxes by asking nicely at any Grocery store, etc... ESPECIALLY large drug stores like Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid, etc... (get a heavy-duty roll of packing duct-tape)
Explain "everything is there that you could possibly find" on the note to the sister, and call it a day!!!
it's really a ton of stuff tho

also like 10 suitcases (full of clothes) + 2 huge wardrobes full of clothes and shoes + another wardrobe full of shoes


Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Grape Ape on December 28, 2013, 09:25:15 AM
What country are you supposedly in again?  Lost track of the story line.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Henda on December 28, 2013, 09:28:11 AM
Nearest charity shop
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 28, 2013, 09:28:17 AM
it's really a ton of stuff tho

also like 10 suitcases (full of clothes) + 2 huge wardrobes full of clothes and shoes + another wardrobe full of shoes



^^
Either you get it done, OR she'll be back...
Boxes, lots of duct-tape, fill every suitcase to bursting...
2am-3am drop it all off without noise, park 2 houses down, turn off your headlights.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:29:11 AM
^^
Either you get it done, OR she'll be back...
Boxes, lots of duct-tape, fill every suitcase to bursting...
2am-3am drop it all off without noise, park 2 houses down, turn off your headlights.
fuck yeah


getting started RIGHT NOW


THANKSS
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 28, 2013, 09:31:30 AM
fuck yeah


getting started RIGHT NOW


THANKSS
^^
THANK ME later, I'm just here to pass on knowledge that worked for me and my bros... seriously!
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 12:24:45 PM
it's really a ton of stuff tho

also like 10 suitcases (full of clothes) + 2 huge wardrobes full of clothes and shoes + another wardrobe full of shoes




...wow Belgian/Congolese/Danish "Cubans"  must be so loaded  ;D land of riches .............
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 28, 2013, 12:37:10 PM
What country are you supposedly in again?  Lost track of the story line.
Cuba, Havana ;D!
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 12:54:33 PM
Cuba, Havana ;D!

As 'Marine' he was also in: Bulgaria,Serbia,France ,...............
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Natural Man on December 28, 2013, 02:33:53 PM
^^
Just make sure to package up everything that isn't yours, get boxes by asking nicely at any Grocery store, etc... ESPECIALLY large drug stores like Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid, etc... (get a heavy-duty roll of packing duct-tape)
Explain "everything is there that you could possibly find" on the note to the sister, and call it a day!!!
but what about the kid, the son tho?
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 28, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 28, 2013, 03:20:17 PM
Chilidog them and leave them in the street.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 03:26:57 PM
just got back


i had to go twice because my car could not contain it. twice i stuffed my car completely with garbage bags full of clothes and the suitcases


i ligned everything up on the side walk in front of her sisters house, it's a shit load of stuff now standing there lol


i think i stil gotta go over once tomorrow or so to bring the rest (pans, pots, large picture frames, some documents, some random things, sunglasses etc)


but the bulk of the stuff is there now


I FOUND A HUGE VIBRATING DILDO BEHIND HER CLOTHES HIDDEN IN A PLASTIC BAG


I FEEL SO SAD ABOUT THIS MAYBE IF MY DICK WAS AS BIG AS THAT THING WE WOULD BE HAPPY
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 28, 2013, 03:29:22 PM
 ::)
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Post by: Grape Ape on December 28, 2013, 03:29:36 PM
Cuba, Havana ;D!

Thanks, so it's Cuba where you're able to get a woman with a newborn evicted from your apartment in a week, have easy access to steroids and other drugs, and enjoy a rich nightlife with tons of hot black women.

Got it.   Can't believe it's not more of a tourist stop....
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 03:32:25 PM
as i drove off i texted her


"your things are in front of your sisters house. ps i found your plastic dick"
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: EastCoastChick on December 28, 2013, 03:43:58 PM
as i drove off i texted her


"your things are in front of your sisters house. ps i found your plastic dick"

hmmm, sounds like you kept it...   :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 03:45:54 PM
i'm really feeling depressed about the huge dildo


all this time she was faking it :-X
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 03:47:53 PM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all

Wait, wait! Are you saying she left the baby changing table and all her clothes behind when she bailed on you? Are you sure you didn't murder her?
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: EastCoastChick on December 28, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
i'm really feeling depressed about the huge dildo


all this time she was faking it :-X

Dude, you are entertaining as hell.  ;D  How much bigger than yours is the dildo?
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 03:49:33 PM
Dude, you are entertaining as hell.  ;D  How much bigger than yours is the dildo?
i held it in front of me as if it were my dick


and it looked like it was probably twice as long and thick
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 03:54:03 PM
i held it in front of me as if it were my dick


and it looked like it was probably twice as long and thick

Clearly, you are onto something important here.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 28, 2013, 03:55:36 PM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all
Typically I would burn them with them with the body
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 03:55:50 PM
i cant get it out of my head


the images
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 04:00:56 PM
NO Mama.

NO Truckload of Clothes.  :-[
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: EastCoastChick on December 28, 2013, 04:04:41 PM
i held it in front of me as if it were my dick


and it looked like it was probably twice as long and thick

WTF! Yeah....she was 'tolerating' you.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: wes on December 28, 2013, 04:07:10 PM
Plastic Penis Of Peace
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 28, 2013, 04:07:45 PM
small wee wee an shit
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 04:14:54 PM
WTF! Yeah....she was 'tolerating' you.
i feel devastated :(
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: EastCoastChick on December 28, 2013, 04:23:16 PM
i feel devastated :(
Awww, poor baby. Don't be, wasn't the right situation for either of you. Sounds like she needs a damn horse.  :o

Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 04:42:59 PM
i feel devastated :(

Don't be.  It was just a plastic dick.....it doesn't replace the real thing. 
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: _aj_ on December 28, 2013, 04:43:36 PM
You were building 18" arms and she wanted a 9" cawk? Epic pwning. Lmao.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 04:54:16 PM
Don't be.  It was just a plastic dick.....it doesn't replace the real thing. 

This. Doesn't matter the size or shape...dildos don't replace the real things.....no matter how small the real thing is.

It just doesn't feel the same.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 05:01:11 PM
.no matter how small the real thing is.

That just made him feel ten times worse BS.
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 28, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Anna Recksiek on December 28, 2013, 05:10:46 PM
You were building 18" arms and she wanted a 9" cawk? Epic pwning. Lmao.

This right here!
You've been building the wrong muscles son, chicks don't give a fuck about arm size.
It's all about wallet & dick size.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 06:00:05 PM
This right here!
You've been building the wrong muscles son, chicks don't give a fuck about arm size.
It's all about wallet & dick size.

News flash....dicks aren't muscles. What you see is what you get, you can't make it bigger (despite the adds suggesting otherwise).
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 06:27:03 PM
That just made him feel ten times worse BS.

It's okay.

NO Mama.

NO Truckload of Clothes.

NO giant dildo.

POSSIBLY Halo having a small cock.

He should feel okay...it's his first truth ever told on Getbig.  :)
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 06:35:59 PM
It's okay.

NO Mama.

NO Truckload of Clothes.

NO giant dildo.

POSSIBLY Halo having a small cock.

He should feel okay...it's his first truth ever told on Getbig.  :)

Happy new year to him.  But he will miss the giant dildo  :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
she is here with her sister

they kicked down the door


oh brother
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: njflex on December 28, 2013, 07:18:32 PM
she is here with her sister

they kicked down the door


oh brother
u mean 'sista''no racist'
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 07:19:00 PM
what do i do now getbig ???
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Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 07:20:45 PM
what do i do now getbig ???

Is she going to beat you up?
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Post by: the trainer on December 28, 2013, 07:27:45 PM
Lol I need popcorn for this thread  ;D
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 07:34:02 PM
NO Mama.

NO Truckload of Clothes.  :-[

But plenty of cheap wine in his part of Belgium  ;)
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 07:35:12 PM
i feel devastated :(

just like any other boozer  :D
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 07:37:10 PM
If a psycho ex of mine kicked my door down the first thing I would do is come post about the situation on Getbig.  :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 07:37:22 PM
she is here with her sister

they kicked down the door


oh brother

do you see white mouses too  ::)
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 07:38:09 PM
If a psycho ex of mine kicked my door down the first thing I would do is come post about the situation on Getbig.  :D
Yes because getbiggers can give sound and useful advice.   :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: njflex on December 28, 2013, 07:42:39 PM
what do i do now getbig ???
hide the 'test'without it your done,,no girl,no muscles,no drugs,,,
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
I think she's beating him up.  He's gone very quiet all of a sudden. 
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Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 07:48:05 PM
Yes because getbiggers can give sound and useful advice.   :D

LOL.  :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 07:53:09 PM
I think she's beating him up.  He's gone very quiet all of a sudden.  

every drunk must sleep for a few hours too  :D (to 're-charge' his imaginations )

looks like Californiacation in northern Belgium  ;D, Hank character is based on Ana's life  ::)
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 08:06:48 PM
what do i do now getbig ???

Call the cops.
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Post by: Dago_Joe on December 28, 2013, 08:13:51 PM
Yes because getbiggers can give sound and useful advice.   :D

Clearly.  I make amazing life decisions in the brief moments that I am not posting lolz on getbig.    :D ::) :'( :'(
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: EastCoastChick on December 28, 2013, 08:29:39 PM
she is here with her sister

they kicked down the door


oh brother

On the chance that this is true...get-ta swinging
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 08:57:42 PM
i'll just have a super strong door installed on monday (assuming she will not be around)


she's packing up remaining stuff


hope she doesnt sleep here but goess
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 28, 2013, 09:01:54 PM
i'll just have a super strong door installed on monday (assuming she will not be around)


she's packing up remaining stuff


hope she doesnt sleep here but goess

Just stay strong and DO NOT TAKE HER BACK!!!  You are this close to achieving your destiny of big arms and getting the girls, do not throw it away by taking the parasite back.  There are tons of negroida females who will lustfully rub your arms and present lubricated vagina when you are free of the babymama drama and your arms reach gorilla proportions.  Stay the course, do not deviate.  I will pray for you my friend.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:03:32 PM
i threw the plastic dick thing at her


she said it's because i dont satisfy her lol (safe to say i never want her back now)


also admitted to notbeing a virgin when we met


truth is coming out
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:06:32 PM
i threw the plastic dick thing at her


she said it's because i dont satisfy her lol (safe to say i never want her back now)


also admitted to notbeing a virgin when we met


truth is coming out
I was going to suggest that you use the large dildo as a weapon, if she comes at you. 
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: njflex on December 28, 2013, 09:07:26 PM
I was going to suggest that you use the large dildo as a weapon, if she comes at you. 
lol...
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:07:45 PM
I was going to suggest that you use the large dildo as a weapon, if she comes at you. 
i already dropped it off at her sisters house earlier
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:09:07 PM
i already dropped it off at her sisters house earlier

That's why you haven't heard from the sister.  She's busy
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:09:36 PM
That's why you haven't heard from the sister.  She's busy
sister is right here

they kicked the door down together dem fatasses
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Nomad on December 28, 2013, 09:11:44 PM
just got back


i had to go twice because my car could not contain it. twice i stuffed my car completely with garbage bags full of clothes and the suitcases


i ligned everything up on the side walk in front of her sisters house, it's a shit load of stuff now standing there lol


i think i stil gotta go over once tomorrow or so to bring the rest (pans, pots, large picture frames, some documents, some random things, sunglasses etc)


but the bulk of the stuff is there now


I FOUND A HUGE VIBRATING DILDO BEHIND HER CLOTHES HIDDEN IN A PLASTIC BAG


I FEEL SO SAD ABOUT THIS MAYBE IF MY DICK WAS AS BIG AS THAT THING WE WOULD BE HAPPY


What color was it?
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 09:12:30 PM
i'll just have a super strong door installed on monday (assuming she will not be around)


she's packing up remaining stuff


hope she doesnt sleep here but goess

You are making yourself out to be a wimp. I don't abide physical violence but hey, she kicked in your door and you had her legally evicted (according to what you posted). If you let her sleep there, do yourself a favor and don't tell us about it on Getbig.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:13:14 PM
sister is right here

they kicked the door down together dem fatasses

Oh yes I forgot.  If you didn't have a baby I would suggest you move to aussie and I can hook you up with my friend.  She needs a man so that I can get her off my case about not wanting to go out on the town here.  
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:15:10 PM
What color was it?
green
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:17:16 PM
You are making yourself out to be a wimp. I don't abide physical violence but hey, she kicked in your door and you had her legally evicted (according to what you posted). If you let her sleep there, do yourself a favor and don't tell us about it on Getbig.
There's no point in allowing her to sleep there.  It would be a huge mistake especially after she told him that he can't satisfy her.  That's enough to make any man resentful.  The relationship is over
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 28, 2013, 09:17:50 PM
Oh yes I forgot.  If you didn't have a baby I would suggest you move to aussie and I can hook you up with my friend.  She needs a man so that I can get her off my case about not wanting to go out on the town here.  

Pics?  I was considering faking my own death for insurance money and asking Anabolichalo if he wanted to be roommates with me in Pattaya Beach, but Australia sounds nice too.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:20:54 PM
Pics?  I was considering faking my own death for insurance money and asking Anabolichalo if he wanted to be roommates with me in Pattaya Beach, but Australia sounds nice too.
I posted a pic once with my friend a few weeks back.  She likes fair skinned men with light eyes.  That's what she seems attracted to. 
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 09:21:37 PM
funny she cant imagine i moved all that shit by myself with a car


she thinks i rented a truck and had help


lol
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 09:22:35 PM
funny she cant imagine i moved all that shit by myself with a car


she thinks i rented a truck and had help


lol
Tell her you borrowed a bulldozer
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 10:02:26 PM
they are gone now, she tooks some of the remaining of her shit


she still got some furnuture and washing machine, drying machine, tv set herer



but that will take an elevator and truck moving company (on her expense) easily $1500


meanwhile i will have the door repaired and enforced
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 10:05:27 PM
That's why you haven't heard from the sister.  She's busy

BaZINGA!!!  :D :D

Busty got some wit tonight!!!
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 10:09:48 PM
BaZINGA!!!  :D :D

Busty got some wit tonight!!!
I am always witty.   ;D 
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: anabolichalo on December 28, 2013, 10:14:09 PM
i called the locksmith

he says i should probably contact the people who manage the building and get the complete door changed with insurance stuff

 ???
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 28, 2013, 10:19:21 PM
NO dildo.

NO sister.

NO locksmith. 

 :(
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 10:21:03 PM
i called the locksmith

he says i should probably contact the people who manage the building and get the complete door changed with insurance stuff

 ???
Do it ASAP
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 10:21:34 PM
NO dildo.

NO sister.

NO locksmith. 

 :(

The sister has kidnapped the locksmith
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 10:23:34 PM
I posted a pic once with my friend a few weeks back.  She likes fair skinned men with light eyes.  That's what she seems attracted to. 

Plenty of choco pussy in & around Darwin  :D
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: temple_of_dis on December 28, 2013, 10:25:30 PM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all

give to tranny friends
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 28, 2013, 10:27:59 PM
they are gone now, she tooks some of the remaining of her shit


she still got some furnuture and washing machine, drying machine, tv set herer



but that will take an elevator and truck moving company (on her expense) easily $1500


meanwhile i will have the door repaired and enforced

She owes you for repairing the door bro.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 10:36:53 PM
green

Auto or manual model  ;D
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Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 10:37:35 PM
Plenty of choco pussy in & around Darwin  :D
Yes but there are more crocs than people.  So for every pussy, there's three crocs lurking in the park/school grounds/beach/local swimming pools
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 28, 2013, 11:06:08 PM
Yes but there are more crocs than people.  So for every pussy, there's three crocs lurking in the park/school grounds/beach/local swimming pools
Are you saying the crocs are out numbering the Abos now?
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Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 11:08:52 PM
Are you saying the crocs are out numbering the Abos now?
In Northern Territory yes they do.  The crocs have become an epidemic.  Keep in mind it's against the law here to kill or harm crocs.  They are protected species. 
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 11:16:18 PM
Yes but there are more crocs than people.  So for every pussy, there's three crocs lurking in the park/school grounds/beach/local swimming pools

Good, let's go Salty  ;D plenty of bush takka, hardly anyone reporting about missing chocos  :D
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 28, 2013, 11:18:15 PM
In Northern Territory yes they do.  The crocs have become an epidemic.  Keep in mind it's against the law here to kill or harm crocs.  They are protected species. 

Supposedly $ 50000 to shoot 1 is on consideration by NT mob in Darwin ?.
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Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 11:26:25 PM
Supposedly $ 50000 to shoot 1 is on consideration by NT mob in Darwin ?.
I dated a guy who used to live in Darwin and apparently shot a croc and got the head stuffed and mounted it on his front door.  He got the heavy fine.  I think it was $3000 back when he did it.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 28, 2013, 11:28:31 PM
In Northern Territory yes they do.  The crocs have become an epidemic.  Keep in mind it's against the law here to kill or harm crocs.  They are protected species. 
WTF does the government realize crocs will kill and eat people seems they must be making laws for population control.
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Post by: booty on December 28, 2013, 11:36:00 PM
WTF does the government realize crocs will kill and eat people seems they must be making laws for population control.
The government loves crocodiles more than it loves it owns people.  The poor roos get shot left right and centre and they don't give a fuck.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2013, 12:01:29 AM
The government loves crocodiles more than it loves it owns people.  The poor roos get shot left right and centre and they don't give a fuck.
Why are they getting shot for meat eating? Seems same as Deer here damn hunters killing them and they are just scared trying to live as you and I.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 29, 2013, 12:44:57 AM
I dated a guy who used to live in Darwin and apparently shot a croc and got the head stuffed and mounted it on his front door.  He got the heavy fine.  I think it was $3000 back when he did it.

I'll do it too for just $ 3000 fine, but $ 50000 sucks I can go to South Africa & hunt big cats 4 much less.
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 01:08:28 AM
I'll do it too for just $ 3000 fine, but $ 50000 sucks I can go to South Africa & hunt big cats 4 much less.

I think he was more upset that they took his croc off him, than about the fine. 
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 29, 2013, 03:17:29 AM
they said to put a decent enforced door is about $3000

i guess i should go for it right?


considering you can just kick these normal ones open ???


50% deductable from your yearly taxes they said
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 29, 2013, 06:12:32 AM
wadda mess
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Post by: NotMrAverage on December 29, 2013, 06:48:36 AM
This. Doesn't matter the size or shape...dildos don't replace the real things.....no matter how small the real thing is.

It just doesn't feel the same.

 Don't fucking worry about this shit halo! I forgot how long you were with her but it was for YEARS right? Men tend to care about sizes much more than girls. Most girls i've had got some form of dildo, never worried me one bit. Like bikinislut said it don't replace real cock...and also the dildo don't touch her in the right places, doent not make her horny as all hell...I bet most stay quiet even when that things HELPS them come even. It's a last resort thing bro. Don't worry about it one bit!
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Post by: Natural Man on December 29, 2013, 11:41:25 AM
the scary thought about all the shit in this thread when you think about it, is that it might be in fact true.




And noone talks about the kid.



they, you all deserve what you get.
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Dago_Joe on December 29, 2013, 11:48:16 AM
Yes but there are more crocs than people.  So for every pussy, there's three crocs lurking in the park/school grounds/beach/local swimming pools

1:3 that i get eaten by a small dinosaur, thats all?  I'd take those odds for a chance with you.   :-*
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 29, 2013, 12:43:49 PM
they said to put a decent enforced door is about $3000

i guess i should go for it right?


considering you can just kick these normal ones open ???


50% deductable from your yearly taxes they said

How much is that in cuban pesos  :)
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2013, 02:57:42 PM
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Post by: anabolichalo on December 29, 2013, 03:09:38 PM
i just injected 450mg of test


feel great now
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Post by: Danimal77 on December 29, 2013, 03:17:55 PM
drop it all off in front of her sisters house, ring the bell and drive off?

throw it in the garbage container park?



i'm going thru her stuff a bit and i found prostitution attributes such as extremely erotic rubber corsets and such


guess she was a whore after all

How do you find time to post on here almost 19 times a day? Just curious.
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 03:52:19 PM
1:3 that i get eaten by a small dinosaur, thats all?  I'd take those odds for a chance with you.   :-*

Crikey, are you sure about that?   :D
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Post by: Dago_Joe on December 29, 2013, 03:53:42 PM
Crikey, are you sure about that?   :D

Totally.  I could take him.   He looks like he doesn't even lift.   :D
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 03:54:49 PM
Totally.  I could take him.   He looks like he doesn't even lift.   :D
Ha Ha  A true getbigger   :D
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2013, 03:57:58 PM
Crikey, are you sure about that?   :D
Fucker might come back to life got to keep my shotgun by my side.
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 04:01:21 PM
Fucker might come back to life got to keep my shotgun by my side.
They survived the Dinosaur days, they are pretty incredible.
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Post by: Branchs Ears on December 29, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
Crikey, are you sure about that?   :D

Holy shit. That has to be a photoshop, right?
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 04:05:06 PM
Holy shit. That has to be a photoshop, right?
No it's the largest salty croc in the world. 
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 29, 2013, 04:05:16 PM
Holy shit. That has to be a photoshop, right?
i believe the word you are looking for is man eater
Title: Re: what do i do with the truckload of clothes of my baby mama?
Post by: Branchs Ears on December 29, 2013, 04:10:37 PM
No it's the largest salty croc in the world. 

Do you know the story behind the pic? 
I've never seen a croc that big before anywhere.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2013, 04:10:51 PM
They survived the Dinosaur days, they are pretty incredible.
True.
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Post by: Dr.J on December 29, 2013, 05:59:17 PM
Where are the naked pics of said ex?
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Post by: forillagorilla on December 29, 2013, 06:45:09 PM
i already dropped it off at her sisters house earlier

How did you "already dropped it off at her sisters house earlier" AND when she was at your house you "threw the plastic dick thing at her".  Write all this stuff down and proof-read before you post so that you can keep everyone entertained and not lose track of the storyline
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Post by: Thespritz0 on December 29, 2013, 10:36:44 PM
Where are the naked pics of said ex?
^^
YES, we all want to see now that the drama is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Post by: booty on December 29, 2013, 10:44:47 PM
Do you know the story behind the pic? 
I've never seen a croc that big before anywhere.

It was in the news here but I didn't pay much attention.  I hear croc stories all the time and the only ones I pay attention to are when people are stranded in a tree and a croc is waiting down below after it has eaten their friend.  That's how it really is in the northern territory.