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Title: Getbiggers vs office fattys
Post by: calfzilla on December 31, 2013, 02:19:27 PM
Lets post some of the stories of getbiggers owning the office fatties. I can't get enough if these, heard some great ones over the years.

I'll start.

Last week a fat lady coworker was visiting in my office just chatting and she brought all sorts of snacks.  ::)
She was like "calfzilla you want some _?"  I give her a chuckle and say no I've ate enough already today I don't need any more. I could tell by the look on her face she kinda got the hint I wasn't  just talking about myself.
Title: Re: Getbiggers vs office fattys
Post by: kh300 on December 31, 2013, 03:35:41 PM
One time when I was a cop a fatass female officer told my sergeant that I wasn't following SOP (standard operating procedures)

I looked at him and said 'she isn't following the food guide pyramid'
Title: Re: Getbiggers vs office fattys
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 03:37:37 PM
Lets post some of the stories of getbiggers owning the office fatties. I can't get enough if these, heard some great ones over the years.

I'll start.

Last week a fat lady coworker was visiting in my office just chatting and she brought all sorts of snacks.  ::)
She was like "calfzilla you want some _?"  I give her a chuckle and say no I've ate enough already today I don't need any more. I could tell by the look on her face she kinda got the hint I was just talking about myself.

Hog shaming is the only solution to the obesity epidemic.
Title: Re: Getbiggers vs office fattys
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 31, 2013, 08:28:44 PM
One time when I was a cop a fatass female officer told my sergeant that I wasn't following SOP (standard operating procedures)

I looked at him and said 'she isn't following the food guide pyramid'

lol I bet serge had to laugh  ;D
Title: Re: Getbiggers vs office fattys
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2013, 09:04:43 PM
You want me call Terry?