Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 09:59:06 PM

Title: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 09:59:06 PM
Mine: diet from my current 12.5% to a legit 8.0% and hold for 1 year straight until 12/31/14, then move onto next goal. Time to cut back on the epic cheat meals  >:(

What are some GetBiggers goals for 2014?
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: benchmstr on December 31, 2013, 10:14:09 PM
Mine: diet from my current 12.5% to a legit 8.0% and hold for 1 year straight until 12/31/14, then move onto next goal. Time to cut back on the epic cheat meals  >:(

What are some GetBiggers goals for 2014?
quit my job
run more
eat less beef
eat more seafood
extend my range to at least 2000 yards

bench
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 10:29:31 PM
quit my job
run more
eat less beef
eat more seafood
extend my range to at least 2000 yards

bench

Solid alpha goals. Best wishes for 2014 bro 8)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: benchmstr on December 31, 2013, 10:31:32 PM
Solid alpha goals. Best wishes for 2014 bro 8)
i have shitty goals  ;D

bench
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: MichaelScottDM on December 31, 2013, 10:36:51 PM
Buy my first house.. Or have 20% down payment saved.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: benchmstr on December 31, 2013, 10:37:51 PM
Buy my first house.. Or have 20% down payment saved.
i need to build a 2nd barn/garage too! thanks for reminding me

bench
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Knooger on December 31, 2013, 10:39:38 PM
My resolution is to make a tangerine video that will blow away Kia Greene's grapefruit video.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: benchmstr on December 31, 2013, 10:40:34 PM
My resolution is to make a tangerine video that will blow away Kia Greene's grapefruit video.
your doing gods work sir!

bench
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 10:41:00 PM
My resolution is to make a tangerine video that will blow away Kia greens grapefruit video.

But a tangerine is so sma-.......











.....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.. ........
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Costanza on December 31, 2013, 10:44:51 PM
Either buy a second place as an investment property as my house is paid off, or throw in the towel at work, sell the pad, travel the world and live my life. Decisions...
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: TheShape on December 31, 2013, 10:46:58 PM
Get big or die trying
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 10:48:46 PM
I`m gonna` quit everything walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures.

Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: benchmstr on December 31, 2013, 10:50:50 PM
I`m gonna` quit everything walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures.

Like Caine from "Kung Fu."


i tried that a few years ago...6 months in all i was doing was drinking all day lol

bench
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 10:52:52 PM
i tried that a few years ago...6 months in all i was doing was drinking all day lol

bench
That doesn`t make you a bad person.  :D

Happy New Year bench...missed you bud.

(no homo)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: arce1988 on December 31, 2013, 10:56:27 PM
    Vincent: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?

    Jules: The life?

    Vincent: Yeah.

    Jules: Most definitely.

    Vincent: Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, then?

    Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.

    Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the Earth"?

    Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.

    Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the Earth?

    Jules: Until God puts me where he wants me to be.

    Vincent: And what if he don't do that?

    Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.

    Vincent: So you decided to be a bum?

    Jules: I'll just be Jules, Vincent; no more, no less.

    Vincent: No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, sleep in garbage bins, and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that, Jules: it's called "a bum". And with out a job, a residence, or legal tender, that's exactly what you're going to be: a fucking bum.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 10:58:57 PM
Awesome movie Arce....one of my favorites.  ;)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: gmflex on December 31, 2013, 11:00:58 PM
 to workout again :-[
I need to have back surgery first  :-\
Herinated disk / L5  :'(
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 11:24:46 PM
Serious this time:

To continue working on my character defects

To have a Go To War attitude every time I hit the gym

To battle it out in a thong once again

To stop beating the wife because she won`t have sex with me

To quit wetting the bed so I`ll no longer have to rely on Adult Pampers

To emulate my role model....the person men call C-Swole..no loolypoppin`,no cupcakin`

To try to quit wearing Ottomix high top boots,while wearing a T-Michael boatneck sweatshirt,while carrying 2 gallons of water with me wherever I go,and to throw away all my No Limits and Platinum Everywear baggies/clown pants along with my collection of 225 fanny packs,and Gazzelle shades

To drop all 6 of my 22 year old sizzling hot nymphomania college chicks that I`m paying big money to because my wife wont fuck me

To take my vitamins and say my prayers at night and ask God to help me to stay in a positive nitrogen balance to avoid  the dreaded catabolism

To avoid solid people with productive lives and hang out more with fellow thong warriors

To get Hazbin to make the comeback of the decade..us iron warriors have to keep each other motivated

To get ripped abs like Gal,and to think more like uberman......WHY DADDY WHY !!

To learn to bake Thomas Jefferson Muffins if it kills me

To squat 405 for 20 reps ala 240 or bust

And last but not least,to eat more red clay and less heme iron

To surprise headbutt at least 20 strangers on the street a week...somebodys gotta` be alpha

Oh yeah,to stop making piss poor posts like this one because I`m bored out of my mind.....some of my worst work yet  :(
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: arce1988 on December 31, 2013, 11:28:11 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1231/nba_g_bynum_gasol_288v.jpg)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 31, 2013, 11:29:24 PM
To stop Wes from returning to "that board" at any cost, because he's sort of grown on me, and he's too good to be over with the scum.

Don't make me go all kung fu on you Wes!!  >:(

I"ll get Arcer in my corner if I have to.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 11:31:10 PM
To stop Wes from returning to "that board" at any cost, because he's sort of grown on me, and he's too good to be over with the scum.

Don't make me go all kung fu on you Wes!!  >:(

I"ll get Arcer in my corner if I have to.
You`re the best kiddo !  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 01, 2014, 12:06:27 AM
Save more money & begin investing.

And continue increasing my weekly running mileage.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: ESFitness on January 01, 2014, 12:08:31 AM
only one...

learn to make my own sushi.

mostly philly rolls and crunchy rolls... regular, deep fried, and baked.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: arce1988 on January 01, 2014, 12:16:00 AM
California Rolls!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Quickerblade on January 01, 2014, 12:43:50 AM
Try cut down on soft drinks.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: cephissus on January 01, 2014, 12:46:24 AM
gayer than new year's resolutions ::)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: 240 is Back on January 01, 2014, 12:48:21 AM
"To squat 405 for 20 reps ala 240 or bust''


They were POWER COURTSEYS.

Just a little delicate tip of the cap, wearing 405 pounds, of course.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: arce1988 on January 01, 2014, 12:52:58 AM
just use the kali plates


just use the rich plates


just use the andy plates




 :D ;D

405 for 40 reps easy
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Lobstah on January 01, 2014, 02:25:44 AM
2014, Chiro, I think we need to make this union legitimate.  it's time for a Getbig marriage of sorts. I think it's time for you to pledge your allegiance to Team LobstahFlex in your Getbig signature.  For at least a week or something.

 Anyway, my resolutions are to be awesome and make bitches jealous.
 and make more money and learn to drive.  booyah.  team lobstahflex with the kick ass resolutions.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: macos on January 01, 2014, 02:33:54 AM
A lot of love going around here.  :-*
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: O.Z. on January 01, 2014, 02:35:21 AM
2014, Chiro, I think we need to make this union legitimate.  it's time for a Getbig marriage of sorts. I think it's time for you to pledge your allegiance to Team LobstahFlex in your Getbig signature.  For at least a week or something.

 Anyway, my resolutions are to be awesome and make bitches jealous.
 and make more money and learn to drive.  booyah.  team lobstahflex with the kick ass resolutions.

He is going to be a great wife
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 02:40:13 AM
To read all of shizzo's posts in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 01, 2014, 03:09:58 AM
gayer than new year's resolutions ::)

Gayer than not having goals in life  ::)

Mediocrity of peace
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 01, 2014, 03:12:05 AM
He is going to be a great wife

LOL no kidding. I feel like she's asking me to take her last name  :D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Nomad on January 01, 2014, 03:16:00 AM
Read more books.

Try to be a nice guy for once ;D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Lobstah on January 01, 2014, 03:24:02 AM
LOL no kidding. I feel like she's asking me to take her last name  :D
actually I'm pretty sure I'm taking YOUR last name, Flexy.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 03:25:16 AM
chiro getting a life long moniker in this thread

"FLEXY"  ;D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: O.Z. on January 01, 2014, 03:27:39 AM
Spunky Flexy
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 01, 2014, 03:34:23 AM
chiro getting a life long moniker in this thread

"FLEXY"  ;D

Spunky Flexy

Assholes  >:(
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 03:37:21 AM
Assholes  >:(

HEY "FLEXY" happy new year  :-*
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: deceiver on January 01, 2014, 03:38:09 AM
Get strong or die trying.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 01, 2014, 03:58:25 AM
just use the kali plates


just use the rich plates


just use the andy plates




 :D ;D

405 for 40 reps easy

Haha!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: macos on January 01, 2014, 04:08:56 AM
actually I'm pretty sure I'm taking YOUR last name, Flexy.
you guys make a great GB couple.
lobstah on flexey
 or flexey on lobstah
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 06:18:38 AM
you guys make a great GB couple.
lobstah on flexey
 or flexey on lobstah
im bit jealous there, the better couple would be gali-flexy :D


new year resolutions.

hm.well.i got none, everything is running as smoothly as it could.

couldnt think of anything.

 :D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Wolfox on January 01, 2014, 06:24:44 AM
Add 50lbs on my bench and 100 on squat by next year.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 06:44:44 AM
"To squat 405 for 20 reps ala 240 or bust''


They were POWER COURTSEYS.

Just a little delicate tip of the cap, wearing 405 pounds, of course.
POWER COURTSEYS CURTSEYS OF PEACE!  ;)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 06:45:21 AM
Add 50lbs on my bench and 100 on squat by next year.
whatfor you look like shit either way.

Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 01, 2014, 07:07:11 AM
To cut back on my drinking enough to have solid bowel movements.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Wolfox on January 01, 2014, 07:13:03 AM
whatfor you look like shit either way.



so says the fat folded dog face with acne scars.

Try not to blow your other kidney next year, dipshit.

Too easy 8)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 07:14:30 AM
1000 pound bench press.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: njflex on January 01, 2014, 07:18:23 AM
LOL no kidding. I feel like she's asking me to take her last name  :D
vinny lobstah,,nice 'mob sound to it' ,'hey its vinny lobstah'how did he get that name.well he's always clawing at the money ,so we taped his hands together and throw him in a tank once in a while..
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 07:50:11 AM
vinny lobstah,,nice 'mob sound to it' ,'hey its vinny lobstah'how did he get that name.well he's always clawing at the money ,so we taped his hands together and throw him in a tank once in a while..
LOL  :D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
Mine: diet from my current 12.5% to a legit 8.0% and hold for 1 year straight until 12/31/14, then move onto next goal. Time to cut back on the epic cheat meals  >:(

What are some GetBiggers goals for 2014?
my goal is to
a.have another whole year clean from narcotics.

b.get to under 10%bf for the 1st time in my life.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 08:39:18 AM
my goal is to
a.have another whole year clean from narcotics.

b.get to under 10%bf for the 1st time in my life.

good luck on point a brother
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 01, 2014, 08:46:24 AM
My resolution was to stop posting on this dopey site. I failed.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 08:48:17 AM
My resolution was to stop posting on this dopey site. I failed.
;D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 08:48:48 AM
my goal is to
a.have another whole year clean from narcotics.

b.get to under 10%bf for the 1st time in my life.
NICE !!
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mazda323 on January 01, 2014, 12:23:44 PM
Hope to find a real job as a teacher of Greek Literature, History, Ancient Greek or Latin.

To have finally the job that i study for...
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: anabolichalo on January 01, 2014, 12:24:52 PM
stop steroid abuse and live a natural life of peace
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: tommywishbone on January 01, 2014, 12:26:34 PM
New Year's resolution?  Deca, lots and lots of Deca.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 12:30:46 PM
stop steroid abuse and live a natural life of peace
so youve already failed?
dont be a quitter. Team up the dose 2014.

test p and tren a ftw.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 01, 2014, 12:31:16 PM
my goal is to
a.have another whole year clean from narcotics.

b.get to under 10%bf for the 1st time in my life.

Fuckin awesome! 2014 is the year of the Shockwave  8)

Give us some updates along the way bud
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:32:34 PM
My resolution is not to do a damn thing.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 01, 2014, 12:33:24 PM
My resolution is not to do a damn thing.


How about you don't give a piss about New Years
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:36:16 PM
How about you don't give a piss about New Years
Straight on.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Lobstah on January 01, 2014, 12:49:56 PM
im bit jealous there, the better couple would be gali-flexy :D


new year resolutions.

hm.well.i got none, everything is running as smoothly as it could.

couldnt think of anything.

 :D
I will wrestle you naked in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding for the rights to the Team Flexy surname.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:50:51 PM
I will wrestle you naked in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding for the rights to the Team Flexy surname.
;D
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 12:57:12 PM
how come lobstah isnt getting shit of the resident women haters for flirting

if booty was posting this stuff people would be sending her death threats

has lobstah unlocked the secret of how to be a female poster on get big without being hated  :o
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Lobstah on January 01, 2014, 01:03:38 PM
how come lobstah isnt getting shit of the resident women haters for flirting

if booty was posting this stuff people would be sending her death threats

has lobstah unlocked the secret of how to be a female poster on get big without being hated  :o
the key is to be marginally pretty,  but monumentally unsexy.  if you look like you should have some sex appeal, 
but DON'T, you can do whatever you want because nobody takes you seriously.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Shockwave on January 01, 2014, 01:08:35 PM
how come lobstah isnt getting shit of the resident women haters for flirting

if booty was posting this stuff people would be sending her death threats

has lobstah unlocked the secret of how to be a female poster on get big without being hated  :o
the difference is she doesnt do it in every thread, and it doesnt scream "look at me! Look at me! Please someone tell me im pretty!"

Lobstah comes off as confident and secure, booty comes off as desperate, insecure, and in need of constant validation in the form of male attention. Lobstah doesn't use sexual exploits to try and garner attention and praise to feed her ego.

Big differencd.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 01, 2014, 03:00:25 PM
Hope to find a real job as a teacher of Greek Literature, History, Ancient Greek or Latin.

To have finally the job that i study for...

Getbig Academy is currently accepting applications.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Natural Man on January 01, 2014, 06:05:51 PM
stay alive?
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mazda323 on January 02, 2014, 03:23:46 AM
Getbig Academy is currently accepting applications.

Am i gonna get all the girls?! Sign me in!!! :)
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: johnnynoname on January 02, 2014, 04:27:09 AM
I made a New Year's resolution to not make a New Year's resolution










.......fuck
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: CalvinH on January 02, 2014, 06:29:52 AM
Make a list.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 02, 2014, 06:30:50 AM
Make a list.
To help CalvinH make a list.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: Hulkotron on January 02, 2014, 07:33:29 AM
I hope to improve upon my street fighting record.
Title: Re: New Years Resolutions???
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 08:56:03 AM
the key is to be marginally pretty,  but monumentally unsexy.  if you look like you should have some sex appeal, 
but DON'T, you can do whatever you want because nobody takes you seriously.
women who look too nasty sexed up intimidate men for penis comparison reasons