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Title: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 11:58:19 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 11:59:37 AM
she considers bowling a sport

would hit her "athletic" ass from behind of course
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Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:00:29 PM
Yes Chadwick maybe she plays darts.
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Post by: tommywishbone on January 01, 2014, 12:01:23 PM
I'll sign up for that.
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Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 12:02:31 PM
???
you sure she means her fat slef?

maybe she means someone in the background on the pic? ???

clearly she thinks shes fit enough to "enjoy" an alcoholic drink.from how she looks, the drinking is not staged.


Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 12:04:37 PM
why does she wear that anti tight dress?

how comes, is she trying to hide something perhaps?100lbs of ure fatrolls maybe?

athletic compared to what?cswole?
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Post by: macos on January 01, 2014, 12:06:02 PM
She's cute though
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Post by: anabolichalo on January 01, 2014, 12:06:53 PM
bahahahahaa
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Post by: local hero on January 01, 2014, 12:07:12 PM
she walks to her car twice a week, back off fellas
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:08:12 PM
The other dangerous one is "about average", this is often code for "repulsive".
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:09:54 PM
live laugh love

timing is everything

don't settle for the one you can live with...find the one you can't live without


she probably has all these cliches tattooed on her fat ass


Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 12:10:00 PM
She's cute though
tell that to the chair shes sitting on ;D


shes a delusional fatso, look she had some work done with eyebrows,instead of fixing the root problem(her obesity),she goes and tries to hide it.with the large dress, the hair, the eyebrowsm,and then she drinks it away with booze.

The other dangerous one is "about average", this is often code for "repulsive".
or "sometimes drink"

this usualy means "drink when not asleep"
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:10:12 PM
she walks to her car twice a week, back off fellas
;D
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Post by: WalterWhite on January 01, 2014, 12:11:24 PM
She carries her food shopping bags to the car and into the house.
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Post by: Thick Nick on January 01, 2014, 12:12:48 PM
Offensive lineman in football are "athletic."
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Viking11 on January 01, 2014, 12:13:13 PM
Athletic?  Well Sumo wrestling is a sport...
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Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 12:14:50 PM
can we soemhow forward this thread to that hippo in the pic?


rare sight, having her saggy titts laying on her beer belly horizonatly :-X :-X


her euders definitely go places
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Post by: local hero on January 01, 2014, 12:16:04 PM
can yoi imagine how her phemale ego would be crushed if she even suspected the abuse she was receiving here
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Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:17:10 PM
She looks like that one single lady in every neighborhood that is rumored to be the outlet for young virgin fellows to pass that threshold.
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Post by: Archer77 on January 01, 2014, 12:18:14 PM
She's shaped like a ball...that's sporty
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:18:27 PM
live laugh love

timing is everything

don't settle for the one you can live with...find the one you can't live without


she probably has all these cliches tattooed on her fat ass




Haha yes and that's probably just the left cheek :D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:19:10 PM
Looks like a solid right offensive lineman.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:19:56 PM
For example this dumpster-fire claims "average" :-X
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Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:20:28 PM
Haha yes and that's probably just the left cheek :D

on the right cheek, Psalm 119
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:20:42 PM
Could be she enters pie eating contests, or possibly even trains all out for hot dog eating eating  events and practices on big penile instruments with plenty of forced reps,to ensure progress.

Putrid Porker Of Peace
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:21:44 PM
For example this dumpster-fire claims "average" :-X

Based on her definition of "average" ... if she had been my algebra teacher I would have been valedictorian

nonetheless, I just cracked me one off
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 12:22:08 PM
Could be she enters pie eating contests, or possibly even trains all out for hot dog eating eating  events and practices on big penile instruments with plenty of forced reps,to ensure progress.

Putrid Porker Of Peace
LOL.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: BigAnt on January 01, 2014, 12:23:16 PM
Online dating...LOL

When a woman says she is "average" or "athletic" and only posts pics of her neck up...most likely can play linebacker for the Jets.  But truth be told, now the 'average' size for a woman is 14.

What? !
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:24:53 PM
Could be she enters pie eating contests, or possibly even trains all out for hot dog eating eating  events and practices on big penile instruments with plenty of forced reps,to ensure progress.

Putrid Porker Of Peace

this may not be her fault then...since ESPN shows that hot dog eating contest every July 4

 :-\
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:26:11 PM
Online dating...LOL

When a woman says she is "average" or "athletic" and only posts pics of her neck up...most likely can play linebacker for the Jets.  But truth be told, now the 'average' size for a woman is 14.

What? !

Yes I wonder what they are thinking with this strategy.

"If I can only get him on a date with me my sparking personality will outshine my unhealthy lifestyle and shame over my own physical appearance" ???
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Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 12:27:42 PM
if by athlete she means sumo wrestler then she is on the money
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Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:27:53 PM
this may not be her fault then...since ESPN shows that hot dog eating contest every July 4

 :-\
Hence why she would call herself athletic................ she`s trained herself to ingest copious amounts of penis frankfurters in record time.....quite a feat for such a small girl.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 12:28:06 PM
Yes I wonder what they are thinking with this strategy.

"If I can only get him on a date with me my sparking personality will outshine my unhealthy lifestyle and shame over my own physical appearance" ???

Her thinking is that if she can just get him on a date and give him some of her fat ass, then thrash and moan screaming, "oh my god i'm cumming!!!!!"  over and over during the 90 seconds he lasts, his ego will blind him to reality and she'll be pregnant before you know it.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 12:29:13 PM
Her thinking is that if she can just get him on a date and give him some of her ass, then thrash and moan screaming, "oh my god i'm cumming!!!!!"  over and over during the 90 seconds he lasts, his ego will be blinded and i'll be pregnant before you know it.

Hmm yes this seems likely.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:31:00 PM
Q: - What do you call a truckload of dildos?

A: - Toys for twats!
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: tommywishbone on January 01, 2014, 12:31:04 PM
For example this dumpster-fire claims "average" :-X

LOL  ;D   You called her a dumpster fire. hahaha    If she heard that she would break down sobbing and eat 15 donuts.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 01, 2014, 12:34:24 PM
And this one claims "POTUS"

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1px2zhocI1qbrjx2o1_400.gif
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Viking11 on January 01, 2014, 12:36:17 PM
For example this dumpster-fire claims "average" :-X
for a small moon, yes...
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:40:16 PM
Q: - What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: - Ground beef.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:44:06 PM
Hot dog eating is a "sport," hence the justifiability of calling a participant an athlete.
As is pie eating.  ;)

You still repping TEAM NOGGIN bro?  ;D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 12:44:47 PM
if you are on a dating site

you need a full body pic from any girl you are going to meet

with another object in the pic to give you some perspective

women are very good at making themselves look lik 8s and 9s in pics

when they are the size of a small african country
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 12:45:24 PM
hahahahaha this thread, one reply tops the previous in hilariousity.


haha this would be imediate suicide case if she read this thread.


its an overwehlming percentag eseeing it the same way.its not just 1 "lunatic" claiming shes a fatso.


hulkitron, comeon where you found her, link her to this ;D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:45:37 PM
if you are on a dating site

you need a full body pic from any girl you are going to meet

with another object in the pic to give you some perspective

women are very good at making themselves look lik 8s and 9s in pics

when they are the size of a small african country
;D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:50:06 PM
No way bro, not in light of recent events.
I filed my resignation upon hearing the sad news also.
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Post by: Mawse on January 01, 2014, 12:53:30 PM
Even seen a office women's softball team? There's your answer as to why so many thirty plus fat bodies are deluded into thinking they're athletic
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Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:55:13 PM
She possibly may play contact checkers as a sport.
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Post by: bigmc on January 01, 2014, 12:58:22 PM
maybe she is dyslexic and meant fat and pathetic
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Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 12:59:33 PM
Q: - What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

A: - Beef Strokinoff
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 01:01:16 PM
Q: - What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

A: - Beef Strokinoff
ha ha yes.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 01:02:49 PM
ha ha yes.
Thank you.....thank you very much.....I`ll be here all week,and don`t forget to tip your waitress!  ;)
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 01:07:49 PM
Thank you.....thank you very much.....I`ll be here all week,and don`t forget to tip your waitress!  ;)
Wes has had six pack abs since 10 years old, I got fucked on abs but a small waist decent arms and cheers to you man.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 01:54:59 PM
hahahahaha this thread, one reply tops the previous in hilariousity.


haha this would be imediate suicide case if she read this thread.


its an overwehlming percentag eseeing it the same way.its not just 1 "lunatic" claiming shes a fatso.


hulkitron, comeon where you found her, link her to this ;D

Just one of many POF slores my friend.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 01:59:16 PM
Wes has had six pack abs since 10 years old, I got fucked on abs but a small waist decent arms and cheers to you man.
Thanks bro,and right back at ya` !

I`ve seen your pics,you had a great physique.

Abs for me are a bitch now that I`m officially a relic...gotta` be real fastidious on the diet.

Did I just type the word fastidious ?  :D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 01, 2014, 02:01:51 PM
Thanks bro,and right back at ya` !

I`ve seen your pics,you had a great physique.

Abs for me are a bitch now that I`m officially a relic...gotta` be real fastidious on the diet.

Did I just type the word fastidious ?  :D
Fasitidius works I like that word.
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 01, 2014, 02:02:27 PM
for a small moon, yes...
That's no moon.
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Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 02:02:56 PM
Fasitidius works I like that word.
Then it is hereby the getbig word of the day.........I will use it at every chance.
::)  ;D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Gregzs on January 01, 2014, 03:50:41 PM
http://guyism.com/humor/woman-butt-size-shaq-worlds-largest-way-proud.html

Sarah Massey — whom I swear we’ve written about before but I can’t find it — has the world’s largest ass. And, at seven feet wide, it’s absolutely horrifying.

Morbid obesity has never looked so self-satisfied. I’m just glad her kids seem to be pretty well-adjusted despite their mom living life like she’s Little Miss Muffet sitting on a tuffet.

Still, though, I get guys who like big asses — even the weirdo chubby chaser types — but this? Come on, dude. Like I don’t even know how you get to a place where you could impregnate her. The biology is blowing my mind. Does her children’s father have to jerk off into a crazy straw inserted inside of her? Or is he just packing the type of meat that can double for a walking stick? I want to know more and, at the same time, I want to know nothing.

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Post by: Rambone on January 01, 2014, 03:55:58 PM
live laugh love

timing is everything

don't settle for the one you can live with...find the one you can't live without


she probably has all these cliches tattooed on her fat ass




Hahaha there's so many cu nts like that. They all say the same shit and look up Marilyn Monroe for inspirational quotes.
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Rambone on January 01, 2014, 03:57:34 PM
She's shaped like a ball...that's sporty

Hahaha there's nothing sportier than a jumbo sized beach ball
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Post by: Hulkotron on January 01, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
I don't get the "timing is everything" thing.

What does it even mean ???
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 05:21:59 PM
Online dating...LOL

When a woman says she is "average" or "athletic" and only posts pics of her neck up...most likely can play linebacker for the Jets.  But truth be told, now the 'average' size for a woman is 14.

What? !
they hope that you see them, notice they fat,but hope that youll say "i didnt drive this way for nothing", or maybe you accept her personality something and fall in love.

i once posted that size 14 is grotesquely obese on a newspaper comment section, and i got about 1000 thumbs down for that ;D
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 01, 2014, 05:27:04 PM
they hope that you see them, notice they fat,but hope that youll say "i didnt drive this way for nothing", or maybe you accept her personality something and fall in love.

i once posted that size 14 is grotesquely obese on a newspaper comment section, and i got about 1000 thumbs down for that ;D

sounds like a lot of fatasses read that paper
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Post by: temple_of_dis on January 01, 2014, 05:38:28 PM
???

shot put athlete!  ;D
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Post by: O.Z. on January 01, 2014, 09:17:21 PM
why does she wear that anti tight dress?

how comes, is she trying to hide something perhaps?100lbs of ure fatrolls maybe?

athletic compared to what?cswole?

less pressure on her belly=less farts
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: NelsonMuntz on January 01, 2014, 10:01:07 PM
if you are on a dating site

you need a full body pic from any girl you are going to meet

with another object in the pic to give you some perspective

women are very good at making themselves look lik 8s and 9s in pics

when they are the size of a small african country

yeah, what's up with people pretending to be something they are not when they are on the internet?
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Costanza on January 01, 2014, 10:08:19 PM
You tapping a reasonable percentage of the hoes you find on them dating sites?
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Post by: calfzilla on January 01, 2014, 10:24:16 PM
Much worse are the ones who say curvy but are really obese.  :-X
Title: Re: Claims "athletic" body type
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 02, 2014, 12:57:57 AM
How about I dont give a piss.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 02, 2014, 01:10:39 AM
Shotputter.