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Title: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 02, 2014, 07:15:50 AM
Breakfast:

20 egg Omelette
8 slices of Bacon
6 sausage links
3 cups of Oatmeal
4 bananas
3 oranges
2 protein shakes
6 pancakes
12 eggo waffles
1 cup of Aunt Jemima Syrup

Lunch:

2 steaks
8 baked potatoes


Dinner:

2 whole roasted chickens
1 atlantic salmon
3 heads of cabbage


The results were amazing!


BEFORE PIC:

(http://artusshakur.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/319508_10150827379580403_1577043681_n.jpg)







AFTER PIC 3 Months later on the Go4It Diet


(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070703185132/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/Fatman.jpg)

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 08:41:05 AM
Some people just have a furnace for a metabolism. I maintain at 170 and I eat about the same daily, but this is what I ate yesterday.

Two egg sandwiches with bacon
Chicken and broccoli combo takeout
Whole rotisserie chicken (legs, breasts, thighs) with some rolls
Two heaping portions pot roast/potatoes
Large bag Of Doritos for munchies at night
Packet of pasta sides
And a protein shake

I lose weight within hours if I don't keep up with it. It's fucking annoying to the point that I wonder if there is actually a tapeworm inside of me. Worst part is, I'm still small in clothes. Two years of this damn force feeding and I'm still hovering at 170. end rant
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: tommywishbone on January 02, 2014, 08:48:45 AM
Three heads of cabbage, 12 Eggo waffles.  ;D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Thick Nick on January 02, 2014, 09:01:20 AM
Correction...

The gay4it diet. 8)
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 02, 2014, 11:21:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsYhCED.png)
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Hulkotron on January 02, 2014, 11:25:55 AM
Just a little water bloat.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: wes on January 02, 2014, 11:27:58 AM
;D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: K-1 on January 02, 2014, 11:29:38 AM
LMFAO  ;D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: phreak on January 02, 2014, 11:30:15 AM
Some people just have a furnace for a metabolism. I maintain at 170 and I eat about the same daily, but this is what I ate yesterday.

Two egg sandwiches with bacon
Chicken and broccoli combo takeout
Whole rotisserie chicken (legs, breasts, thighs) with some rolls
Two heaping portions pot roast/potatoes
Large bag Of Doritos for munchies at night
Packet of pasta sides
And a protein shake

I lose weight within hours if I don't keep up with it. It's fucking annoying to the point that I wonder if there is actually a tapeworm inside of me. Worst part is, I'm still small in clothes. Two years of this damn force feeding and I'm still hovering at 170. end rant
Bastard. I always have to stay below 1800 to avoid sumo proportions.  >:(
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Skeletor on January 02, 2014, 11:31:23 AM
Makin' it happen!
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 11:32:58 AM
Some people just have a furnace for a metabolism. I maintain at 170 and I eat about the same daily, but this is what I ate yesterday.

Two egg sandwiches with bacon
Chicken and broccoli combo takeout
Whole rotisserie chicken (legs, breasts, thighs) with some rolls
Two heaping portions pot roast/potatoes
Large bag Of Doritos for munchies at night
Packet of pasta sides
And a protein shake

I lose weight within hours if I don't keep up with it. It's fucking annoying to the point that I wonder if there is actually a tapeworm inside of me. Worst part is, I'm still small in clothes. Two years of this damn force feeding and I'm still hovering at 170. end rant
you think this is alot?

this is less than gay4its alleged breakfast alone
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 11:37:34 AM
you think this is alot?

this is less than gay4its alleged breakfast alone

Serious? His breakfast is a few mini pancakes, a small box of cereal, oats, 8 egg WHITES and a few sausages. Why do people think he eats such a large breakfast? The bag of Doritos alone was 210 carbs / 1000 calories.. Dirty but I still have veins in my abs so it's cool
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 11:40:02 AM
Serious? His breakfast is a few mini pancakes, a small box of cereal, oats, 8 egg WHITES and a few sausages. Why do people think he eats such a large breakfast? The bag of Doritos alone was 210 carbs / 1000 calories.. Dirty but I still have veins in my abs so it's cool
check the original theas its 5000calories.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 11:43:09 AM
check the original theas its 5000calories.


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=501409.0

That is probably 1400 cals, max.. The whole eggs make it seem larger than it really is. If that's what you consider a big breakfast then you and I have very different metabolisms
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 11:47:47 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=501409.0

That is probably 1400 cals, max.. The whole eggs make it seem larger than it really is. If that's what you consider a big breakfast then you and I have very different metabolisms
hey dont be a stupid twat domnt tell me how to count calories, im a renowned author on diet books 8)

i will not go back to that piss taking thread.

read the thread, "Noone" has calculated the calories very well there.

for christ sake, 1400 my balls.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:16:01 PM
hey dont be a stupid twat domnt tell me how to count calories, im a renowned author on diet books 8)

i will not go back to that piss taking thread.

read the thread, "Noone" has calculated the calories very well there.

for christ sake, 1400 my balls.


Its actually less than 1400.  I don`t see why you and the rest think that is a lot of calories in that picture.  Those pancakes are tiny and even if they were large, they still are not many calories at all.  He eats 10 egg whites and 2 whole eggs.  Oatmeal and a banana and that mini one serving box of cereal which is about 100 calories. 
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:18:56 PM
Oh and bacon.  I doubt he eats a whole pound of bacon, but even if he did, a pound of cooked bacon is only 400 calories.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 12:19:23 PM
Its actually less than 1400.  I don`t see why you and the rest think that is a lot of calories in that picture.  Those pancakes are tiny and even if they were large, they still are not many calories at all.  He eats 10 egg whites and 2 whole eggs.  Oatmeal and a banana and that mini one serving box of cereal which is about 100 calories. 
ok, i will re check.

if its 1400,its absolutely believeable, hell, then itd be less than whats needed for his alleged activities.

if he does 1 hr cardio every day and lifts weight,and thats the breakfast, no problem, then it makes sense.

but ill re check.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 02, 2014, 12:21:38 PM
Oh and bacon.  I doubt he eats a whole pound of bacon, but even if he did, a pound of cooked bacon is only 400 calories.

You're crazy.  A quick google search:


There are 2418 calories in 1 pound of Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked).
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:22:12 PM
ok, i will re check.

if its 1400,its absolutely believeable, hell, then itd be less than whats needed for his alleged activities.

if he does 1 hr cardio every day and lifts weight,and thats the breakfast, no problem, then it makes sense.

but ill re check.


Yah, its really not much at all.  Those silver dollar pancakes are like eating air.  Look at the size of the egg and look at the pancake.  Not much bigger.  Plus, thats what they serve on cruise ships.  The tiny ones.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:23:01 PM
You're crazy.  A quick google search:


There are 2418 calories in 1 pound of Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked).
Hey moron, a pound of raw bacon DOES NOT YIELD a Pound of cooked bacon after its cooked.
HUGE difference idiot.  The fat renders almost completely and the water is all cooked out.  You only get a few ounces of cooked bacon from a lb of raw bacon, about 400 calories worth.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 12:25:00 PM
im counting 3000cals.


and then he has more meals.

guy says eats 500-600 gramms carbs a day.


dont think so,sorry.no care anymore.

yall try it for yourselves and see what happens :D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:27:33 PM
im counting 3000cals.


and then he has more meals.

guy says eats 500-600 gramms carbs a day.


dont think so,sorry.no care anymore.

yall try it for yourselves and see what happens :D
Impossible that its 3000 calories.  Its not much food what he is eating. 
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 02, 2014, 12:28:46 PM
Hey moron, a pound of raw bacon DOES NOT YIELD a Pound of cooked bacon after its cooked.
HUGE difference idiot.  The fat renders almost completely and the water is all cooked out.  You only get a few ounces of cooked bacon from a lb of raw bacon, about 400 calories worth.

Read it again fucktard.  It is bolded.  COOKED.  not raw, fucking chimp
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:29:16 PM
http://www.discusscooking.com/forums/f49/cooked-bacon-weight-29568.html

 I cooked 3 lbs of bacon tonight: ends & pieces, not strips of bacon. After it cooked I weighed it because I need 1 lb. of bacon for this recipe & 1/2 lb for that recipe. I was pretty shocked - from 3 lbs (48 ozs) it went down to 12 ounces after it was cooked & all the grease was drained off.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:31:26 PM
Read it again fucktard.  It is bolded.  COOKED.  not raw, fucking chimp
Man you are a moron.  Do you still not understand?  It will take 5 or 6 lbs of raw bacon to make one lb. cooked.  Most bacon packages are 12 ounce raw or 16 ounce which will yield about 400 calories or less since the fat completely renders.  You don`t know a damn thing about cooking or anything for that matter.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Nomad on January 02, 2014, 12:38:55 PM
hey dont be a stupid twat domnt tell me how to count calories, im a renowned author on diet books 8)

i will not go back to that piss taking thread.

read the thread, "Noone" has calculated the calories very well there.

for christ sake, 1400 my balls.



Well galeniko does not really eat anything so he doesn't need to count calories :D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 12:40:14 PM
Man you are a moron.  Do you still not understand?  It will take 5 or 6 lbs of raw bacon to make one lb. cooked.  Most bacon packages are 12 ounce raw or 16 ounce which will yield about 400 calories or less since the fat completely renders.  You don`t know a damn thing about cooking or anything for that matter.



Thank you. From google:

Large egg whites = 17 calories x 10 = 170
Two eggs cooked = 60 cals x 2 = 120
Cup of oatmeal, cooked = ~200 calories
strip of bacon, cooked = 40 calories x 4 = 160
Box of cereal = 140 calories



Do you get it now, galeniko?
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:46:10 PM

Your portions sizes are way off
Thats whats basically in the picture including a few small, silver dollar pancakes.  Not many calories at all.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 12:47:00 PM
These people don`t cook and they don`t count calories.  They have no clue really at all about any of this.  Its kind of amusing actually.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Conker on January 02, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
egg white = 52 cals x 10 = 520
whole egg= 155      x  2  = 310
banana      =  90       x  2  = 180
rasher of bacon grilled
trimmed fat  = 54      x 4   = 216
plain pancake= 75      x 4   = 300
small bowl of
cornflakes with
skimmed milk
(no sugar)      = 170   x 1   = 170

1696 cals without the bowl of grits ,that is conservative estimate as bacon looks like could be more than 4 rashers , could be sugar with cereal + however many cals in the bowl of grits.

 
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 12:51:50 PM
egg white = 52 cals x 10 = 520
whole egg= 155      x  2  = 310
banana      =  90       x  2  = 180
rasher of bacon grilled
trimmed fat  = 54      x 4   = 216
plain pancake= 75      x 4   = 300
small bowl of
cornflakes with
skimmed milk
(no sugar)      = 170   x 1   = 170

1696 cals without the bowl of grits ,that is conservative estimate as bacon looks like could be more than 4 rashers , could be sugar with cereal + however many cals in the bowl of grits.

 

Do everybody a favor and quit giving dietary advice ever again. Where on earth is a whole egg 152 calories? And 52 calories for ONE egg white? Are you fucking serious?

I forgot to add the pancakes into the list but they are tiny, I would estimate no more than 300 calories for the whole stack.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 12:55:24 PM
These people don`t cook and they don`t count calories.  They have no clue really at all about any of this.  Its kind of amusing actually.

I like your style. This forum's credibility has gone down a notch in light of how disillusioned some of the people are.

(http://i.imgur.com/2IN8Bdd.png)
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Conker on January 02, 2014, 01:04:31 PM

This is more like it, but don't forget the hidden oils in the pancakes, the frying pan oil etc, you can conservatively add a couple of hundred calories to your figure, what it comes down to is how much oil, type of oil etc he used to fry the bacon and pancakes etc, but not with standing that your maths is correct ball park


only thing i fucked up calculation eggs and whites lol , i put cals for 100 g of eggs, instead per egg.

its 75 for a whole egg and 17 for a white

so only 170 cals for whites and 150 for whole egss.  does make a big difference to the 1696 cals i said , probably around 1200 cals + whatever the bowl of grits comes to ... still personally can't see the guy eating that much every morning though.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 01:05:22 PM
You guys still way off, that's NOT one cup of Oatmeal in that pic, that's minimum 2 more like 3, the bacon rashers gonna be around 100 calories each, the pancakes are more like around 90-120, we have no idea what he has added to the pancake mix also etc.

Taking all variables and potential discrepancies into account 1800 -2300 is absolute perfect balancing range.

 I will give anyone who disputes this:

6-1 on the under 1800 calories line.

and 2-1 on the over 2300 calories line.

Place your bets please

If you look closely, you'll see that the 300 cal measurement is for one DRY cup - yielding about 2-3 cups cooked.

Quote
If you weighed everything in that picture (original thread pic is what I am talking about) and sent it to a nutritionist the answer would be between 1800-2300 calories.

This may well be true, but there is a serious illusion going on with the eggs in relation to the rest of the meal. He is only eating the whites, and discarding the rest. Those bacon strips are absolutely tiny, about what you'd expect from a cruise ship kitchen (which I why I chose Denny's serving size as a reference.) It is no more than 1400 calories. Maybe if you include the cup of coffee and sugar, but it is definitely not the monstrous breakfast that many perceive it to be, and certainly not your high-end estimate of 2300 calories.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 02, 2014, 01:05:29 PM
Breakfast:

20 egg Omelette
8 slices of Bacon
6 sausage links
3 cups of Oatmeal
4 bananas
3 oranges
2 protein shakes
6 pancakes
12 eggo waffles
1 cup of Aunt Jemima Syrup

Lunch:

2 steaks
8 baked potatoes


Dinner:

2 whole roasted chickens
1 atlantic salmon
3 heads of cabbage


The results were amazing!


BEFORE PIC:

(http://artusshakur.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/319508_10150827379580403_1577043681_n.jpg)







AFTER PIC 3 Months later on the Go4It Diet


(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070703185132/uncyclopedia/images/c/c4/Fatman.jpg)




Go4It's diet works for him because he runs around on the ship for 12-16 hours a day, seven days a week.  He eats a lot for the same reason as Michael Phelps....because he needs it
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 01:14:52 PM

Go4It's diet works for him because he runs around on the ship for 12-16 hours a day, seven days a week.  He eats a lot for the same reason as Michael Phelps....because he needs it

X2 Go4it is Michael Phelps.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: temple_of_dis on January 02, 2014, 01:24:56 PM
Some people just have a furnace for a metabolism. I maintain at 170 and I eat about the same daily, but this is what I ate yesterday.

Two egg sandwiches with bacon
Chicken and broccoli combo takeout
Whole rotisserie chicken (legs, breasts, thighs) with some rolls
Two heaping portions pot roast/potatoes
Large bag Of Doritos for munchies at night
Packet of pasta sides
And a protein shake

I lose weight within hours if I don't keep up with it. It's fucking annoying to the point that I wonder if there is actually a tapeworm inside of me. Worst part is, I'm still small in clothes. Two years of this damn force feeding and I'm still hovering at 170. end rant

your also a puny guy no doubt with chicken legs who jogs 5 miles a day

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 02, 2014, 01:26:26 PM
Thats whats basically in the picture including a few small, silver dollar pancakes.  Not many calories at all.

You are fucking blind. Those are not silver dollar pancakes.  Take a look at the size compared to an egg.  Those are small normal sized pancakes.  Silver dollar pancakes are called that for a reason, because they are sized like a silver dollar.  In reference to those eggs those pancakes are about 5 inches in diameter.  Far bigger than a silver dollar.  Pancakes are not air.  They are flour, sugar, eggs and milk, all high calorie shit ingredients that are fried in butter or oil and suck it up like a sponge.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: AVBG on January 02, 2014, 01:30:04 PM
Man you are a moron.  Do you still not understand?  It will take 5 or 6 lbs of raw bacon to make one lb. cooked.  Most bacon packages are 12 ounce raw or 16 ounce which will yield about 400 calories or less since the fat completely renders.  You don`t know a damn thing about cooking or anything for that matter.


Don't be mad bro :D
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:36:01 PM
anabolichalo diet:

breakfast: 2 scoops protein


lunch: rice and baked chicken filet


5pm: 2 scoops protein

gymnasium


dinner: steak potatoes or something likethat

bed: 2 scoops protein
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 02, 2014, 01:39:59 PM
Man you are a moron.  Do you still not understand?  It will take 5 or 6 lbs of raw bacon to make one lb. cooked.  Most bacon packages are 12 ounce raw or 16 ounce which will yield about 400 calories or less since the fat completely renders.  You don`t know a damn thing about cooking or anything for that matter.



Here chimp

COOKED BACON (NUMBER OF SLICES)

•82-92 calories in 2 strips of bacon medium or average thickness
•123-138 calories in 3 bacon strips medium or average thickness
•164-184 calories in 4 strips of bacon strips of medium or average thickness
•246-276 calories in 6 strips of bacon medium or average thickness


 COOKED BACON (THICKNESS OF SLICE)

•41-46 calories in one strip of medium average thickness bacon (0.3oz or 9g)
•82-92 calories in two strips of medium average thickness bacon
•61 calories in one thicker strip of bacon (0.4oz or 11g)
•122 calories in two thicker strips of bacon
•183 calories in three thicker strips of bacon


 COOKED BACON (BY WEIGHT)




149-153 calories in 1 ounce or 28g of bacon

•306 calories in a 2 oz or 57g of bacon
•612 calories in a 4 oz or 113g of bacon


 RAW BACON (BY WEIGHT)



•128 calories in 1 ounce or 28g of bacon
•512 calories in 4 oz or 113g of bacon
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The True Adonis on January 02, 2014, 02:54:02 PM
Here chimp

COOKED BACON (NUMBER OF SLICES)

•82-92 calories in 2 strips of bacon medium or average thickness
•123-138 calories in 3 bacon strips medium or average thickness
•164-184 calories in 4 strips of bacon strips of medium or average thickness
•246-276 calories in 6 strips of bacon medium or average thickness


 COOKED BACON (THICKNESS OF SLICE)

•41-46 calories in one strip of medium average thickness bacon (0.3oz or 9g)
•82-92 calories in two strips of medium average thickness bacon
•61 calories in one thicker strip of bacon (0.4oz or 11g)
•122 calories in two thicker strips of bacon
•183 calories in three thicker strips of bacon


 COOKED BACON (BY WEIGHT)




149-153 calories in 1 ounce or 28g of bacon

•306 calories in a 2 oz or 57g of bacon
•612 calories in a 4 oz or 113g of bacon


 RAW BACON (BY WEIGHT)



•128 calories in 1 ounce or 28g of bacon
•512 calories in 4 oz or 113g of bacon

You never made bacon in your life you dumb box of rocks.

Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: galeniko on January 02, 2014, 03:36:13 PM
Thank you. From google:

Large egg whites = 17 calories x 10 = 170
Two eggs cooked = 60 cals x 2 = 120
Cup of oatmeal, cooked = ~200 calories
strip of bacon, cooked = 40 calories x 4 = 160
Box of cereal = 140 calories



Do you get it now, galeniko?
ok isee you want some gloves off action?

first things first

you mongoloid forgot to list the bananas.

the cup of oatmeal did you measure it you think thats 50gramms carbs?
have your eyes checked.

and what about the pancakes, asshole?

did you overlook them?

need i go on?

can you count further than 4?can you do a ten count, you blithering idiot?i count more than 4 bacon strips
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on January 02, 2014, 03:52:32 PM
How many calories in cock? Gay4it eats a minimum of 3 pounds of cock a day.
Title: Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS
Post by: goomba420 on January 02, 2014, 04:37:04 PM
ok isee you want some gloves off action?

first things first

you mongoloid forgot to list the bananas.

the cup of oatmeal did you measure it you think thats 50gramms carbs?
have your eyes checked.

and what about the pancakes, asshole?

did you overlook them?

need i go on?

can you count further than 4?can you do a ten count, you blithering idiot?i count more than 4 bacon strips

A bowl that is slightly bigger than the mug of coffee..? It is small bowl, I can't imagine it being more than 300cal of oatmeal. And two bananas = 200 calories or so? As for the bacon, I still don't think that is anything more than 200 cals worth.. You are a strung out meth addict in his 30s that believes every glance that somebody makes towards you is an invitation for sex. You would be laughed at in the states, wearing a shirt from baby gap at the club trying to pick up chicks 20 years younger.  And BTW that is still a far cry from your 5000 calorie estimate; you lose.