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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 08:46:39 AM
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so when i hit the club on new year
i met these two girls again which i met once before in a bar
the ugly one clings to me like the first time
i eventually go home with them but dont sleep with her (the ugly) feel like just sleeping
then today i receive a message from a new number
seems like the pretty one got a hold of my number (not sure how) and started texting me
she also called me
seems like she may be interested or falling in love or whatever
she just turned 18 at new years
down side is she's tall, just a an inch or so shorter than me
from what i observed from them talking to eachother she is very horny nasty girl
i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same
not sure i can ever fully recover from that
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i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same
not sure i can ever fully recover from that
Go on.
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Go on.
i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo
she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant
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i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo
she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant
damn, that had to sting
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damn, that had to sting
it crushed me tbh
a girl you date for 7 years and have a baby with who pretended to be a virgin at all costs
:D :( :D :( :D :(
now i'm not sure if i want to risk such a comment again
avoid sex all together
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i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo
she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant
Oh wow :o ... the girl is probably a getbigger. whats her handle? ;D
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it crushed me tbh
a girl you date for 7 years and have a baby with who pretended to be a virgin at all costs
:D :( :D :( :D :(
now i'm not sure if i want to risk such a comment again
avoid sex all together
learn how to dine at the y
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Don't take it personally bro...so what if she had a weapon of mass destruction under her bed? You were shooting your load right? :)
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Don't take it personally bro...so what if she had a weapon of mass destruction under her bed? You were shooting your load right? :)
Crap, man lost to machine again >:(
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On to baby #2...
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I love anabolichalo,but Parker is always the voice of reason with good advice.
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18 year old girl doesnt want children
they just want to fuck around
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On to baby #2...
But much more effective Dildo #.2 could be in action too ;D
Man against machine, :( no chance.
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you ppl are right
cant risk this shit again
i will just masturbate instead
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you ppl are right
cant risk this shit again
i will just masturbate instead
It`s Ok to keep in touch with yourself bro...I`m the best lover I`ve ever had....I know just where touch myself at just the precise moment,I don`t have to sleep in a wet spot,I don`t have to fucking cuddle afterwards,and I know who`s just whose name to call out when I`m cumming,and its..................... .WES!!!
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how does someone get "in" your arm?? surgery?
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It`s Ok to keep in touch with yourself bro...I`m the best lover I`ve ever had....I know just where touch myself at just the precise moment,I don`t have to sleep in a went spot,I don`t have to fucking cuddle afterwards,and In know who`s just whose name to call out when I`m cumming,and its..................... .WES!!!
Wes, thinking about the glory days when he had the energy to jerk off. At his age, now he is lucky to have enough energy to shit, let alone stroke "little Wes" ;) ;) ;D ;D
Getting old must suck ;D ;D ;D
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i was going thru my baby mamas clothes and found hidden a massive dildo
she then said there is no crime in satisfying yourself when your man cant
she really said this? what a little brat
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she really said this? what a little brat
Well, you cant blame her. Anabolichalo was too focused on getting 17" arms. Ignored his ladies needs >:( >:(
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Halo just a couple questions for you.
have you EVER caught her cheating on you. Ever suspected her of cheating on you?
... Is she attracted to black men?.... Have you been having problems since the gear?.... does she still kiss you?
you've been banging this chick for years you had to have noticed a change in something
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Wes, thinking about the glory days when he had the energy to jerk off. At his age, now he is lucky to have enough energy to shit, let alone stroke "little Wes" ;) ;) ;D ;D
Getting old must suck ;D ;D ;D
Just because there`s snow on the roof bro,doesn`t mean theres no fire in the old fireplace down below ! :D
Seriously,I can get it up,fuck for days,no problem.
the only drawback is back in the day,I could have blew a cumshot that would put a chicks eye out at 50 yards..these days I might miss the eye and hit the chin,and the trajectory has been reduced to about 25 yards.
On a serious note though,never used Viagra or Cialis and have no sexual problems except that I`m a total pervert,and my wife fakes that she`s asleep a lot.
When my wife turned 50,I told her I was gonna` trade her in for two 25 year olds! ;D
I`m the type of guy that`ll probably live to be 100,then get shot by a jealous husband!
Oh well,wifey`s feigning sleep again,might have to go into the 58 years of compiled spank bank material I`ve amassed and hand fire it once again!
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so when i hit the club on new year
i met these two muscular men again which i met once before in a bar
the ugly one clings to me like the first time
i eventually go home with them but dont sleep with him (the ugly) feel like just sleeping
then today i receive a message from a new number
seems like the hunky one got a hold of my number (not sure how) and started texting me
he also called me
seems like he may be interested or falling in love or whatever
he just turned 18 at new years
down side is he's tall, just a an inch or so shorter than me
from what i observed from them talking to eachother he is very horny nasty guy
i feel a bit unsure and intimidated since the dildo incident i have not been the same
not sure i can ever fully recover from that
interesting
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Well, you cant blame her. Anabolichalo was too focused on getting 17" arms. Ignored his ladies needs >:( >:(
And therein lies the truth. The snide remark was "her" way of getting back him for not just being neglected sexually, but in general...But much more effective Dildo #.2 could be in action too ;D
Man against machine, :( no chance.
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I love anabolichalo,but Parker is always the voice of reason with good advice.
Thank You Wes, coming from someone older than a Phonograph means a lot.
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Just because there`s snow on the roof bro,doesn`t mean theres no fire in the old fireplace down below ! :D
Seriously,I can get it up,fuck for days,no problem.
the only drawback is back in the day,I could have blew a cumshot that would put a chicks eye out at 50 yards..these days I might miss the eye and hit the chin,and the trajectory has been reduced to about 25 yards.
On a serious note though,never used Viagra or Cialis and have no sexual problems except that I`m a total pervert,and my wife fakes that she`s asleep a lot.
When my wife turned 50,I told her I was gonna` trade her in for two 25 year olds! ;D
I`m the type of guy that`ll probably live to be 100,then get shot by a jealous husband!
Oh well,wifey`s feigning sleep again,might have to go into the 58 years of compiled spank bank material I`ve amassed and hand fire it once again!
Video of said ejaculation in the adult board or I call bullshit. ;D ;D ;D
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why does anyone give a shit about this? you dork,,and 17 inch arms,,impressive,,have any friend in real life u can share your awesome "i got a girls number on new years" story with, lol
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And therein lies the truth. The snide remark was "her" way of getting back him for not just being neglected sexually, but in general... :-\Thank You Wes, coming from someone older than a Phonograph means a lot.
Yes, he would rather get the girls than take care of his child.
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Thank You Wes, coming from someone older than a Phonograph means a lot.
I hereby retract my previous statement! ;D
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Video of said ejaculation in the adult board or I call bullshit. ;D ;D ;D
Cumming right up !! :D
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why does anyone give a shit about this? you dork,,and 17 inch arms,,impressive,,have any friend in real life u can share your awesome "i got a girls number on new years" story with, lol
^^^Sounds like the lamentations of a man with 16" arms.
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so when i hit the club on new year
Hi gimmick. How are your pretend marriage and pretend child doing these days?
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It`s Ok to keep in touch with yourself bro...I`m the best lover I`ve ever had....I know just where touch myself at just the precise moment,I don`t have to sleep in a wet spot,I don`t have to fucking cuddle afterwards,and I know who`s just whose name to call out when I`m cumming,and its..................... .WES!!!
How much do you charge for a hand job?
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pics please Halo
of the girls