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Title: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:30:17 PM
it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit


real good investment
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:34:18 PM
ahhh yes...

THE CLEAN SHIT

 The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.



Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 01:36:29 PM
ahhh yes...

THE CLEAN SHIT

 The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.





I call this Ghost Poo.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:36:49 PM
makes me feel like royalty
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: gee38 on January 02, 2014, 01:37:32 PM
the 'poltershite'

something definitely moved, you hear it, smelt it, felt it and dealt it...... but when you turned round there was no sign of anything.............
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:38:18 PM
I call this Ghost Poo.

That's a common mistake.

THE GHOST SHIT

 The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.




Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:38:31 PM
it's been going on every day since i started the vitamins last week


fucking amazing
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 01:39:16 PM
That's a common mistake.

THE GHOST SHIT

 The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.






LOL!!!
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: wes on January 02, 2014, 01:40:12 PM
This weeks thread of shit!  ;D

Stay tuned until next week where`s there`s bound to be another one,or you could just wait until tomorrow!  :D
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 01:41:25 PM
after you released the shit you feel great for hours

maybe the vitamins are making all the heme iron leave the body


Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 01:41:46 PM
This weeks thread of shit!  ;D

Stay tuned until next week where`s there`s bound to be another one,or you could just wait until tomorrow!  :D


THE RITUAL

 This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.



Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Iceman1981 on January 02, 2014, 01:57:59 PM
it's been going on every day since i started the vitamins last week


fucking amazing


It's probably the extra magnesium in the vitamin. Magnesium draws water into the colon making your stools easier to pass and well formed.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 02, 2014, 02:03:56 PM
You can use them next time as ammunition, in case Hebrew mamma kicks in the door.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Branchs Ears on January 02, 2014, 02:06:56 PM
after you released the shit you feel great for hours

maybe the vitamins are making all the heme iron leave the body




THE MOOD ENHANCER

 Occurring after a lengthy period of constipation, this shit allows you to be your old self again.



Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: gee38 on January 02, 2014, 02:08:13 PM
THE LAND OF LEATHER SALE SHIT




Massive clear out, everything must go
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: wes on January 02, 2014, 02:09:50 PM

THE RITUAL

 This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.




Coffee gets me going to visit the shit bowl early in the morning.

Just felt like sharing.  ;)
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 02:31:47 PM

THE RITUAL

 This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.





This is me.

9:15am every single day.

Sometimes I get a bonus round in the afternoon after I take my pre workout.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 02, 2014, 04:12:18 PM
I stop using tons of toilet paper after I gave up creatine, whey, the artificial sweeteners, greek yogurts, and excessive milk. Another cause besides to much alcohol is excessive water. People are watering up like a drought is coming and they have to walk across the Sahara desert. Drink water but forcing bottles of water down like you're a camel is stupid. Why is everyone walking every where with a water bottle? 
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Primemuscle on January 02, 2014, 04:16:59 PM
Why is everyone walking every where with a water bottle? 


They have addictive personalities and an oral fixation.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 02, 2014, 04:18:57 PM
First of all GROSS.

Second of all.....good for you taking multivitamins. In the bodybuilding world multivitamins are often regarded as "useless" but I'm a huge believer in them and feel they DO make a significant difference.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: anabolichalo on January 02, 2014, 04:20:07 PM
First of all GROSS.

Second of all.....good for you taking multivitamins. In the bodybuilding world multivitamins are often regarded as "useless" but I'm a huge believer in them and feel they DO make a significant difference.
the shits are evidence of them doing something
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 02, 2014, 04:21:55 PM
the shits are evidence of them doing something

Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 02, 2014, 04:26:01 PM
Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Tell us more about your poop.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Deadpool on January 02, 2014, 04:30:23 PM
keeping the Love Tunnel clean.  Good for you!
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: _aj_ on January 02, 2014, 04:48:50 PM
Absolutely.

I don't know if they've impacted my bowel movements though. I eat so many vegetables it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Probably shouldn't get the word "impacted" anywhere near "bowel movements".
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 02, 2014, 04:51:33 PM
Baby wipes would surely reveal that those pyramid shits aren't leaving the port of your anabolic bunghole as squeaky clean as you might suspect.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Primemuscle on January 02, 2014, 04:53:41 PM
Baby wipes would surely reveal that those pyramid shits aren't leaving the port of your anabolic bunghole as squeaky clean as you might suspect.

Best invention ever!
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 02, 2014, 09:46:32 PM
it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit


real good investment

Getting into Egyptology ? .
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: _aj_ on January 03, 2014, 05:06:57 AM
Fuck multis, the real secret is PUMPKIN!

I have been making a breakfast food of slow-cooked steel-cut oats mixed with canned pumpkin and spices. My morning shit has been THOROUGH and URGENT, and also has the "miracle shit" attribute of clean TP. I feel like dancing like a fucking homo (no homo) when I am done.
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Teutonic Knight on January 03, 2014, 12:33:46 PM
Fuck multis, the real secret is PUMPKIN!

I have been making a breakfast food of slow-cooked steel-cut oats mixed with canned pumpkin and spices. My morning shit has been THOROUGH and URGENT, and also has the "miracle shit" attribute of clean TP. I feel like dancing like a fucking homo (no homo) when I am done.

Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer  :D
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 03, 2014, 04:21:46 PM
Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer  :D

Why?
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 03, 2014, 07:17:20 PM
Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer  :D

I'm from NJ and the thing to do like Jersey Shore was to rent a beach house in Seaside Heights with 10 guys when I was young. We would have parties every night with girls we picked up on the beach.

 The only thing in the refrigerator was beer. Besides pizza and burgers I wanted a snack. I went to a store and saw a giant bag of dried fruit.

That day on the beach I met a knock out blond who was the head cheer leader of her high school. I was a virgin. I went back to the beach house at night and started drinking beer and my dried fruit. A lot of dried fruit. One thing led to another and we had a wild night. She was one of the hottest chicks I ever saw and she was naked in my bed. We fell asleep after and then it happened. Explosive farts. It sounded like Godzilla was squeezing a fat elephant.   
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: temple_of_dis on January 03, 2014, 07:56:58 PM
It's probably the extra magnesium in the vitamin. Magnesium draws water into the colon making your stools easier to pass and well formed.

woa
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: temple_of_dis on January 09, 2014, 02:23:59 PM
be careful with that 20in black dildo

it might be the real reason, and you should stop abusing yourself with it
Title: Re: since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid
Post by: Radical Plato on January 13, 2014, 10:51:04 PM
it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit


real good investment
That's because your poo is now includes the wasted money of a fool.