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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BigSteve2112 on January 04, 2014, 10:54:01 AM
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I was in an Irish style pub and this guy was bouncing aroundthe place with a UFC shirt and ccauliflower ears. Since I'm a big dude (6'3"...260...450+ bench press) the guy comes up saying size doesn't equal toughness and how he's got stand up game and ground game. I'm just there trying to have a drink with this chick I just met, so I agree with the dude and he goes on his way.
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"Sometimes you wanna go where everyone knows your name ... and they're always glad you came ... "
:D
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Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.
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what a heartwarming tale of hope for us all
rivetting stuff steve.
thanks for letting us know your bench stat- it made the story all the more thrilling for me.
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Cool story bro. I'm sure he was a UFC fighter if he was wearing a UFC t-shirt. Just like all the NFL players I see walking around wearing their uniforms. Amazing how many Kapernicks there are around here!
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Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.
Lmao.
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how much do you squat steve?
also - what happened with the girl?
come on don't leave us hanging.
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You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.
And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.
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Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.
Not your first time, was it?
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Not your first time, was it?
It was the first time doing it while staring at your picture.
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HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!
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You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.
And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.
I like the way you think mister.
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It was the first time doing it while staring at your picture.
;D
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I was in an Irish style pub and this guy was bouncing aroundthe place with a UFC shirt and ccauliflower ears. Since I'm a big dude (6'3"...260...450+ bench press) the guy comes up saying size doesn't equal toughness and how he's got stand up game and ground game. I'm just there trying to have a drink with this chick I just met, so I agree with the dude and he goes on his way. About 40 minutes later he comes back to where I am and he's more inebriated and starts saying I disrespected him. I tell him no it's all good and I can tell he's feeling insecure. He throws a punch that just grazes my cheek and I charge forward grabbing his arm and I throw him on the ground. He got up with his arms flailing so I grab him and outmuscle him until the bouncer gets there. Bouncer was cool and asked me how much I can bench and squat. Crazy night.
Translation: you got rear-naked choked by Bruno the bartender
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You gotta get a waiver signed before you kick the ass. I'm new here too, but they taught me that the 1st week.
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A man who squats four plates each side with ease is a tough fight for anyone ;D
Well played sir, well played.
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"Steve" ::) ::)
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Last night I touched my weiner sobbing in the fetal position.
Last night I woke up with a massive pee boner. Had to do a waistband tuck to avoid knocking down vases and lamps.
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You should have just told him you were "BigSteve" from getbig,he would have trembled in fear and begged to be spared from your wrath.
"BigSteve"
::)
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You should have just told him you were "BigSteve" from getbig,he would have trembled in fear and begged to be spared from your wrath.
"BigSteve"
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... the gimmicking on here is still strong.
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I wonder if he is related to 'biggersteve'
he's 6'7, 290 lbs and benches 480+
bouncers ask him what he benches, squats AND deadlifts
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That's crazy bro, i'm sure your massive bench press numbers told the whole story.
Did you remind him of your bench numbers before making love to him? He probably would have backed off and bought you drinks if he knew you could bench that much.
8)
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I wonder if he is related to 'biggersteve'
he's 6'7, 290 lbs and benches 480+
bouncers ask him what he benches, squats AND deadlifts
Maybe related to Steven Stein as well, 6'8" 355lb benches mid 600's, doesn't squat anymore due to cages being too small for him. Expert in krav maga, ex special forces, and a mohel on the weekends.
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You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.
And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.
;D
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alex
that is biggeststeve
there are a range of steves like them russian dolls
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alex
that is biggeststeve
there are a range of steves like them russian dolls
Yup,they even have "MeduimSteve" and "SmediumSteve".........all big benchers ,and all could easily kill a man just by looking in said mans direction.
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Yup,they even have "MeduimSteve" and :SmediumSteve".........all big benchers ,and all could easily kill a man just by looking in said mans direction.
Do they all get asked how much they can bench and squat by cool bro bouncers?
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That's crazy bro, i'm sure your massive bench press numbers told the whole story.
Did you remind him of your bench numbers before making love to him? He probably would have backed off and bought you drinks if he knew you could bench that much.
8)
;D ;D ;D
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Last night I woke up with a massive pee boner. Had to do a waistband tuck to avoid knocking down vases and lamps.
Next time snap a pic of that bad boy.
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Next time snap a pic of that bad boy.
I tried to POV style. Then bumped into the bathroom door of peace.
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Just cos he had a UFC t shirt on and said he was a cage fighter really means he is! ::)
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That bandaged weiner above doesn't look too well.
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big steve .. can you tell us other stories?
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You should have pulled his shirt up and over his head, hockey-syle, and proceeded to deliver uppercut blows to his grill. Then chopsuey-ed across the back of his exposed melon.
And then stand victorious with one foot on his back and your right arm raised towards Valhalla, the other chugging frothy mead.
Damn,LOFL..I just spit out my ''frothy mead''.. ;D
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HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!
Hahaha ;D
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That bandaged weiner above doesn't look too well.
true but definitely does MMA. It has the cauliflauer ears and scar tissue on its knuckles. It just couldn't cope with a muscle guy like "big" steve
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Big Steve sounds like a totally kick-ass manly bad ass. How do we join Team Big Steve? I will pay monthly dues, whatever it takes.
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big steve .. can you tell us other stories?
He had a really good salvia trip once.
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Could have gotten the ears from high school wrestling...got tired of the babes telling him how fucking ugly his ears looked. To look "cool" to the ladies, he now tells them he's an MMA fighter.
I have a good friend who will be fighting Aldo in NJ on Super Bowl Sunday...guess what, he doesn't wear any of that shit, and doesn't go looking for shit either.
This guy was a fucking fraud...
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Reminds me of the time a guy wearing an Affliction shirt in a bar wanted to kick my ass. I told him," Do you even lift?" Then I hit a most muscular shot and he went away. He came back and said," I'm going to kick your ass!" I put him on my back and I did 40 squats with him. Then I got on my back and benched him until he was shaking in fear. The bouncer came over said this is going to be a cool story bro. The dj started blasting music and we all started doing the dougie. I couldn't wait to get on getbig and tell everyone how I easily defeated a cage fighter.
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with getbig fact and fiction have hazy line
;D
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Reminds me of the time a guy wearing an Affliction shirt in a bar wanted to kick my ass. I told him," Do you even lift?" Then I hit a most muscular shot and he went away. He came back and said," I'm going to kick your ass!" I put him on my back and I did 40 squats with him. Then I got on my back and benched him until he was shaking in fear. The bouncer came over said this is going to be a cool story bro. The dj started blasting music and we all started doing the dougie. I couldn't wait to get on getbig and tell everyone how I easily defeated a cage fighter.
:D
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SO you re saying that knowing ground game doesn't automatically make you the baddest mofo walking the earth?
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HOLD ME BACK, VISSY!!!
It's going to take a while for this to get old. LMAO.
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It's going to take a while for this to get old. LMAO.
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Jeez Oprah is fucking creepy!
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